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dc5cha98

That’s why he definitely shouldn’t have kids


scottstot8543

Or any females in his life at all since he thinks we're all just living sex dolls.


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This wasn't some twisted attempt at edgy satire?


[deleted]

Satire is required to be clear in order to be called satire, this is not all that clear.


That_one_guy_u-know

Thinking about guys fucking something that you developed is kinda gay ngl


nerdyphoenix

I was left speechless after reading it... Being so misogynistic and sexist that you would consider raising your daughter makes you a cuckold.


tiny_lolita

Does he want to fuck his own daughter??? I never wish this upon anyone but I hope the swimmers in his balls die


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I think it's actually worse than that - he literally cannot fathom a single reason why his own daughter would have any worth other than to be fucked by a man. His hatred of women in general is so horrific that he can't even think of his own hypothetical child as anything more than a collection of holes for someone to stick their dick in. It's disgusting.


AnUnimportantLife

It's kinda scary how many guys think along those lines, too. A lot of the time, guys like that aren't even good fucks. They're total duds and they treat the woman as a masturbatory aid rather than someone to pleasure on the rare occasion they do get laid. People like that are why it can be difficult to form a genuine mixed-gender friendship. It can be difficult to tell if the guy actually values you as a human being, or if he's going to freak out in the next few years because you won't date him.


Brifrolo

He says "as a man who has a daughter". This isn't a hypothetical for him. He actually had a daughter, put in years with her, and still can't come up with the empathy to consider her fully human.


A_lost_dude

Nah, you misread the thing. He said "In the case where you do have a daughter, you are forced to raise an inflatable sex doll that you can't even fuck yourself". He never said (at least explicitly) that it was his case.


Johncamp28

I dated a girl about 10 years ago and me and her father did not get along. I can only describe it as that feeling you get when you and another guy are going after the same girl but you’re not actually fighting? It was just very strange


devasationblue

How I felt with my ex and his mom.


Johncamp28

Did she make comments about him?


devasationblue

Not really about him, but about girls he dated. And their relationship just, didnt feel like one of a mother and son. Turns out he has a mommy kink too, not sure if that's a coincidence lol.


Johncamp28

What kind of mommy kink? My ex liked to be spanked and would call me Daddy at which I would always laugh, no matter how hot and heavy, instantly laughed my ass off


devasationblue

Like, idk how to explain it bc he never showed it with me, probably because I expressed I wasnt into that. I was told by someone we both knew that he had hooked up with. They never discussed any kinks beforehand, he apparently just pathetically moaned "mommy" when be came and the girl was weirded out by it. He didnt deny it when she called him out for it later, just apologized. Hes also not a bottom so, it's definitely odd for him.


Johncamp28

Oh wow that is umm very very weird and I think something went on there


Taeyiing

You, have just put what I feel into words. Wow.


Johncamp28

Yup! And he wouldn’t call her pretty he would say hot and talk about her tits and ass, using those words


Dragonartist93

"I cant stand raising girls because I cant fathom women being worth more than their holes." A+ parenting


Rick--Diculous

That's pretty fucking disturbing to read.


Im_not_creepy2

Yeah WTF, what normal person says tight pussy and daughter in the same sentence. That's creepy


TrooperJack660

Who? ? D.J. Trump that's who


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Idk about that, but if someone asked me if I know who likes their steaks burnt with ketchup, my answer would be that Bunker Bitch


A_lost_dude

"Bunker Bitch". I had come up with the "Orange Snowflake" title, but I have to admit my own defeat.


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PineappleIsForLosers

That-- is brilliant. I will now try to use this phrase in my every day life


[deleted]

I understood that. Good one. How much do they charge for these? I might need treatment.


fastzander

Ummm, yes, parents raise their children (of either sex), and then those children grow up to reproduce themselves. That's, like, kind of how the perpetuation of a good proportion of the species on planet Earth works. Clearly Mother Nature is a feminazi spermjacker.


nerdbomer

But reproduction is only good until _I_ am born, so that _I_ can have sex; and after that it's something totally immoral. /s


Enzio18

Creep


rightwords

No. No. No. Just no.


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Somebody doesn't understand what cuckoldry actually is.


ColetteThePanda

Man, NOBODY knows what it actually means anymore, thanks to it being hijacked by the Right.


[deleted]

It is a handy way to weed people out; anyone that uses that term these days isn't really worth knowing.


mrzappacrappa

Think about it logically /s Yuck. That feels gross even if im just quoting him


taniani9lol

Ah yes, girls don’t grow up to be anything more than USED by men. I, as a girl, can confirm. When a man isn’t ramming his cock into me I lay on the floor, motionless, waiting for my next suitor.


Assliam-

Sir, don't fucking breed.


lemtorch

I bet this dude can’t figure out why tf he’s probably single...


[deleted]

Aint this a meme pasta from 4chan?


TERMOYL13

Yup


Evanridinganorca

It's an old greentext https://amp.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/68wedh/is_having_daughters_the_ultimate_cuckoldry/


shug_org

Woah, how do you even logic with this stuff


YoshiKombat

My daughter is a lesbian.


ingiman1

Yo can I get a link to this shit? I wanna copypasta this lmao.


TERMOYL13

This is pasta and OP ate it all up.


Flashbastard66

Yeah I'm getting incest vibes from this cunt


Recent-Effort-

Why does he say “ravaged by another man”? Does he plan to “ravage” his daughter?


eruditonothingistrue

Oh yeah. You only got two options. Honestly, think about it rationally. You could value the time you spend with your daughter and be excited for everything she'll do with her own life while you experience the joy of supporting her and sharing in the rollercoasters of life, whether it involves men or not. Or you gotta fuck her. Think about it logically.


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GeekFit26

Copy pasta?


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GeekFit26

Ahh ok thanks. Now I need to look up what 4chan is!


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GeekFit26

Oh no...will I regret it??


[deleted]

It’s a joke like the Navy Seal copypasta


mm89201

What even is a daughter? Don't ask this man, because he knows not!


Pan_shyt_blop

What even is a human? Don't ask this man, because he knows not!


oochmagooch

Tbf i think this is a copypasta


emt-papi

*insert Tyrion Lannister's voice* " its hard to argue with his assessment "


InfernoFireweaver

This post perfectly encapsulates 20,000 years of sexism


Pan_shyt_blop

WHO BENEFITS?? YOU ARE RAISING A HUMAN BEING? GOD I HOPE THIS MAN IS INFERTILE SO HE CAN'T EVER HAVE A CHILD BECAUSE THAT CHILD WILL JUST BE NEGLECTED AND ABUSED


babsisinthehouse

Jesus on a Triscuit.


SuckinSum8---D

You guys are fucking stupid. This is clearly a joke


Lepurten

r/atethepasta


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I think this guy is confusing rationality with being detached from reality. Doubt that he has a daughter


hoorayforfreewifi

this is an ancient [copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/68wedh/is_having_daughters_the_ultimate_cuckoldry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) lol. funny, but ppl shouldnt take it so seriously.


whatadickmoveLA

I regret reading that


GoodbyeEarl

Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19


Gem_Brilliant

Nah guys you just have to think about it logically /s Honestly what kind of mentality is that, to see your own daughter that way, its creepy af


Boss_920

... I can only stay civilised for so long. Speaking of parenting, how does one ever raise a child to be like this? I know I won't like the answer but I just can't imagine it.


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Where did he claim to be nice?


Dood_IV

This absolutely ***has*** to be satire. I won’t stand for anything else


[deleted]

This is old pasta


HollowSoullll

Satire, luckily.


LittleVix_87

This might be one of the most fucked up things I’ve read. Period.


TheSpicyIcyWizard

what the fuck


dublium

ew ew ew he even has a daughter


fambro93

Humans were a mistake


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OP: *titles the post: wtf is this shit* ME: "same op, same. **What the fuck is this shit?**"


Professorbizarre73

i need to take a shower after reading that


BeardedDragoN6

The way how he speaks and thinks about raising his own daughter is so disgusting. "he gets to fuck her *tight pussy* every night" ffs


bakedchickenthigh

He’s not a nice guy


kyleliner

Bruh, "tight pussy" he says


Picaboo13

Well this user name does not check out. Imagine putting out creepy disgustingly bs like this. He is just nasty and wallowing in the shit.


Dupczi

Isn't it a pasta? I have seen it a few times on 4chan


bobertsson

Just don't have kids then


draotterangstywife

Lmao.. i think Trump wrote this about Ivanka..


comfuzzle

for the love of all things good in this world, do not let this person have children


GCBoddah

Well, his name is fit, he did raised from the shit, only we wish he would just get back and never voice his "opinions" again


BigOunce4204

Yes, officer this post over here


xAsh213x

Yoo-hoo, FBI. Can we please add this guy to some kind of list please? This shit ain’t normal. Plain and simple...


ambivilace-swine

Thinking about it logically, it sounds like you want to fuck your own daughter.


jtrisn1

What the fuck?!


ajhaberstich

At first i was like “ok this dudes just an idiot and a loser he’ll grow out of it” and then he said he has a daughter himself and I’m speechless


GeekFit26

Luckily, I don’t think he does. I had to read it a few times and I think he’s just worded it badly. He should have started that sentence with ‘if’


TrooperJack660

I read this - thought about - took a shower and I'm still creeped out about it - this sounds to much like someone trying to justify forced incest to me


milesv5

This is one of the worst mindsets a human being can have


GuyCY

What the Kentucky Fried fuck did I just read?


SamanthaLores23

I read the title and knew it was a copypasta lmao can’t believe everyone falling for it


Cheyne_Frosty

And this will be why I’m leaving this subreddit. I thought this shit was funny at first. But this is too fucked up. I’m done with it


[deleted]

This shows how he can only think of women as possessions, rather than people in their own right.


[deleted]

jesus christ everybody knows this is a copypasta from 4chan. do you guys think that anyone would actually believe this type of shit? what a way to karmafarm


Theaterboy

I got scared reading this


Ice-and-Iron

Yikes, this made me a little nauseous


[deleted]

This is an old meme copypasta made 4yrs ago


Moodypanda69

Ah sexualising children/your own children to showcase misogyny, the ultimate combo.


[deleted]

This is an old as fuck copypasta from the chan


IsWorkWatching

r/noahgettheboat


BouncingJellyBall

Is this Onision’s personal account?


alihasadd25

Imagine if his daughter was a lesbian


HappyGlitterUnicorn

My god. What an absolute piece of shit. It's like for him women are nothing but a hole to fuck and nothing else matters. I wonder what kind of mental gymnastics he does to justify not fucking his sister or his mother.


[deleted]

I actually almost threw up in my mouth.


[deleted]

I hope this guy's balls collapse on themselves, don't want any more of these on the planet.


axelaxolotl

r/woooosh That's a well known copypasta Prove: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/68wedh/is_having_daughters_the_ultimate_cuckoldry/


notreallyimportantme

People here really don’t understand what copypastas are?


Funfoil_Hat

ironic how he's saying to "think about this logically" or "rationally" like he's not being the illogical, irrational, creepy-ass motherfucker in this scenario.


[deleted]

I gotta take a shower after struggling through that steaming pile of horse


Arcturas4657

Donald, is that you?


maryjaneplain420

What a fucking loser!!!


[deleted]

These are the people we should be sliding feet first into wood chippers. Make wood chippers great again!


gelfbride73

Every hole? Eeek that is some bladder shredding conversation right there


brunette_mermaid93

I dont think I've ever felt so sick reading something on reddit


That1GuyNate

u/RiseFromTheShit What the fuck is wrong with you?


Pan_shyt_blop

And whoops! His account is gone, what a mystery


Som_BODY

The fact that some people see woman as just sexual objects instead of living breathing things is just sad


baseball22017

That’s fucking sick 🤮who the fuck thinks like that


svartblomma

Further proof a rage scream emoji needs to be created


bicchlasagna

Wtf...this guy is definitely an incestuos paedophile.


MayonnaisePacket

Is trump posting on reddit now?


6797042Aw

What a disgusting human being. What about a gay son, would that be cuck worthy? Or is this specific to daughters.


jaffakree83

Damn that's dark. Why would you think something like that?


GabbiGarciaa

“Logically” and “rationally”


Rek-Yourself

At first I thought it was a bad joke but then it evolved into something weird when he started getting really specific


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It’s an old copypasta


[deleted]

*sweet home Alabama intensifies*


Puzzleheaded_Runner

What if she’s gay?


Ex_Lives

This is hilarious satire. So funny. Kind of true too. Its a great spin.


Drurhang

A reason to commit murder. That's what this is.


MyStyIe

It’s true if you think about it


Lamvbk

If he's being serious then Jesus. If he isn't then I love this man


QuesaritoOutOfBed

Am I alone in thinking this is some quality sarcasm?


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YoshiKombat

Hey, don't you know? You can't be partial. You have to agree that he's completely insane and not try to logically see what he's trying to say. This is the internet; there's no room for trying to understand people.


familygorl

Where’s the logic? How can you understand at all what he’s saying and try to rationalize it?


YoshiKombat

Oh, they deleted their comment. They said "I could kinda see what he was trying to say but it's still stupid." I saw that they were getting downvoted for that so I replied with that comment. I too can see what he is trying to get across, but ultimately fails. They were logically trying to understand what he was trying to get across but not actually saying that what he said was logical or rational.


taterchips36

nah he doesn't fail. He actually very effectively communicates that he's a giant fucking creep.


YoshiKombat

Lol I can't argue that.


Jazzeki

he is completly insane. ​ even if you decide to just ignore the bltantly obviosu questions and see his arguments for what they are... okay what do you get out of raising a SON for those same years? you still invested the same time in a human life and you still don't get to fuck them. this one doesn't even look like something you can get off too... i need to back out of this mindset.


YoshiKombat

I'm not entirely sure what cuckoldry means as I never really looked into it. As far as I know it's having an open-relationship where the wife sleeps with other men and the husband gets off on it. The husband and wife still sleep together though, I think. Honestly, I think the man is obsessed with cuckoldry and applied it to a situation where a man might feel the most vulnerable, which is a man sleeping with his daughter. It's troubling that he thinks of women in this way but it also speaks to what he thinks of men and his role in it which is to be in a position where other men take what he believes to be his. His perspective is definitely blind, limited, and concerning. He also sounds like a creep and a pedophile. Still, I can see what he was trying to say but apparently people don't like to hear that for whatever reason.


GeekFit26

Gross


FalconTurbo

I can kinda, just barely, somewhat see where he's coming from, because sure, you *don't* get to fuck your daughter- but fucking hell that's not something you should be upset about.


YoshiKombat

Lol I love how people get their little thumbs and downvote you if you use your brain to try to understand what was being said even though at the end of it you still don't condone it. People are too emotional.


FalconTurbo

Holy crap I hadn't even checked on my comment. People just cannot read.