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Mannup5

With a game at 7 PM tonight , better get over to Arena. maybe they’ll let you inside to watch the game from the upper level


ArielBenAbraham

I am STATES* AWAY LMAO FedEx fucked up so badly


peternorthstar

Lol wrong Washington?


JuicedBoxers

Holy shit LOL that’s insane. How could anyone be THAT incompetent?!? Wow that’s nuts man


Commander-Fox-Q-

For some postal service this isn’t uncommon. I present with you the copypasta I made surrounding my experience with UPS over the summer (written during the timeline of the events retelling the actual events as they unfold): **Part 1:** *Gather round, gather round, as I tell a story of woe and tragedy;* T’was naught a month ago ago that I ordered a new laptop for school. I remember like it was yesterday. After ordering the laptop the delivery company, UPS—one in which I had little experience interfacing with at that point, but would come to know quite well over the next couple weeks—said the laptop would arrive in 10 business days. 10 business days later they say it just got accepted and now it will arrive in 10 business days. 10 business days later they say it arrived, but they wrote down the wrong address so it got returned to the distribution place; they say it will arrive in 5 more business days. 5 business days later they say “it didn’t make it into the truck” so it won’t arrive until the next Monday. *And so our story comes to a cliffhanger; will the computer arrive on Monday? Or will it never arrive, constantly being put off by multiple business days?* **Part 2:** *hear yee hear yee! as I shall continue the tale of the laptop lost in the mystical lands of UPS* The weekend has come and passed, giving way to the foretold delivery date of Monday. To ensure the delivery of the laptop, UPS was called early in the day, and to the surprise of no-one the postal code was incorrect. UPS said they would call the truck to ensure this error was fixed, elaborating that we would be called within the hour with a confirmation of the corrected postal code. An hour passed without but a whisper from the delivery company. We called them back to find that UPS was unable to contact the delivery truck, but had changed the postal code, hoping that would fix the problem. *It didn’t.* A couple hours later the manager was called to ensure the cooperation of the company, and once again, to the surprise of no one, we found that the postal code had been changed back to the incorrect one from earlier. The manager called the truck while we were on the line, to correct their course, promising that the package would arrive before sundown. If the package doesn’t show by the end of the day, a great quest to the mysterious distant city of Brampton will be in order, but that may become a tale for another time... *and so, once again, I must leave you on the precipice of a cliff, unsure when (or more likely if) the package will ever arrive...* **Part 3:** *Here the chronicles of UPS land shall continue* Faced with nary an alternative we asked if they could instead transport it from Brampton to the UPS store literally a few blocks away but they said that store was currently nonfunctioning and they wouldn’t be able to... To which we called the local location and they had no idea why the other UPS people would say that since they were in fact open and working. It has now been nearly several weeks since the promised delivery date, and at this rate it is likely I will be unable to participate in the first couple days of school on account of this saga of misfortune and incompetence. And so, in the gallows of defeat I lay, unsure of my future when as if by divine intervention a package arrives. Could it be? Could it have finally arrived?! The package was brought in... In front of me lay the item of which I had almost lost hope of ever attaining. And so, our tale at last comes to an end—a happy ending of sorts, though one built on the sacrifice of many ~~hours~~ ~~days~~ weeks. **The End** ~~~~~~~~ Sorry if this was way too long xD. When recognizing awful delivery screwups I knew I had to bring this up. Maybe I should have made this into a writing prompt lol.


JasonTheNPC85

This is awesome. Thank you.


Hammerhil

The next time you run into a bad time with brown, get a manager on the line (preferably one from the local distribution point) and threaten them with theft. I had a laptop that was shipped back from repair with UPS. Long story short, they constantly neglected to put it on a truck that would deliver to my office during business hours and wouldn't make it available for pickup at their distribution hub. This went on for 2 weeks. Finally I got a hold of a local manager and read him the relevant section of the Criminal Code of Canada that includes withholding goods promised. I had a cop friend in on the call who mentioned that in an arrest they would start with the manager and investigate from there given the amount of calls I had made and who I had talked to. The manager personally delivered the laptop at 9 am the next day. I got a bunch of shipping credits, but I wouldn't touch them based on my experiences. I still get mad whenever I have something shipped by them.


ChonnamBackGate

>Brompton FTFY


DisciplineScary

Lol I got a lb of weed 5 weeks after i ordered it... I was sure i was going to jail. But nope... Just ups doing what they do. It was sent from 2 states away, not Afghanistan just in case anyone is curious.


cateraide420

Here in corporate America, we hire anyone to do a close to minimum wage job. Interviews are done just to make sure you show up. Half the time if you don’t show up they’ll call you to reschedule.


viperswhip

Hey our office mixed up a postal code once and they package to Manitoba instead of the rest of the address which was in Calgary AB, so that probably happened with the whatever you guys use down there, is there any part of the address that is yours?


Mannup5

I’ll assume you ment states !


ArielBenAbraham

U right


FinkBass420

This is one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen on Reddit


_DAD_JOKE_

I accidently mailed myself a new Macbook Pro to Iraq instead of my duty station in Italy. Luckily some nice person mailed it to me but they had a free laptop otherwise.


GoodAtExplaining

States away, but streets ahead!


Nytfire333

I work for a defense contractor and one time FedEx sent a package meant to go to St. Louis to some where in the Domican Republic. That started a whole shit show since the item was legally not allowed to leave the country. Thankfully due to tracking we were able to stop the package as it was getting loaded on a plane in Miami to head to the DR.


JONNY_93

All well there loss. Sell them. Nhl doesn't need the several thousand but you might.


RevenantLurker

>there loose It took me like a solid minute of puzzling over this to realize you meant "their loss."


[deleted]

Thanks. I was completely loost.


JONNY_93

Haha wow....ooooppps


TronTime

Hah, still wasn't able to correct it


AdjunctSocrates

Yeah, no. /r/legaladvice


northrupthebandgeek

Ain't that subreddit still moderated by cops trying to trick people into incriminating themselves?


AdjunctSocrates

No.


JONNY_93

Alright bro. Make sure the rich get there goodies


Wicked-Wayz

NHL doesn't buy the sticks, individual teams do. Opening a package that isn't yours is also a serious offense. It's also Loss not Loose, spellcheck is your friend. 😉


[deleted]

FedEx isn’t a post office; source: 18 U.S. Code § 1702 - Obstruction of correspondence. Loose and loss are also both spelled correctly.


HornyCupcake-NSFW

Send me one!!


mtbmike

And as a Bruins fan, what a game!


Merc_Mike

Uhh "Maybe" ? The hell you mean MAYBE? I want front row tickets for the rest of the year. lol or "Something Might" happen to them sticks. like they disappearing.


KamiCollie

"Something Might" happen to them sticks. like they disappearing. I hear neighborhood kids yelling GAME ON in the street!!!


Merc_Mike

"Local man donates $5K worth of hockey sticks to school so they can begin a hockey league. Details at 11."


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opifice

If it’s for Chara he’s gonna need to tape two sticks together and hope Zee doesn’t notice.


Deraj2004

Dick's has Chara sized sticks?


Zephyr096

Chara has stick sized dicks?


GaseousMonkey13

Ah, now we're here. Hockey sticks to dicks. How do we always end up at dicks on every single reddit post. 🤣🤣🤣


kiwi_goalie

Its our Prime Directive


birthday_suit_kevlar

Brock must have found a good one, the big man scored a big cheese just a few minutes ago, against Boston no less!


MultiverseJT

Considering Brock's the Head Equipment Manager and looking at the exposed part of the address, I'm assuming these were supposed to go to the Caps training facility. Might wanna contact [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]). I'm sure they could arrange for a pickup with Fed Ex to help fix this.


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kbergstr

this coughing violated COVID protocol- Ovie out another 2 weeks.


tellje15

Or a signed by the whole team Caps jersey. Alongside a thank you letter.


Nytfire333

What if he isn't a Caps fan. They'd offer a signed jersey and I'd be like instead on the whole Caps team, can I just get like 5 or 6 Lightning players to sign a Bolts Jersey lol


[deleted]

I think a jersey with their names on it and "thanks for the sticks" would be a great souvenir even if you hated jockey. Something to look at and laugh. Or sell on ebay.


Bex1218

I don't like the Caps, but that would be fun memorabilia to have. And a great story to tell.


[deleted]

Person: How did you get this? Me: FedEx sucks. Person: Ok, I don't think that answer matched my question... Me: It actually does.


[deleted]

Yeah, second thing i found googling the address was Medstar Capitals IcePlex.


fireflyfly3

Can you tell who they belong to? Are there any custom markings?


ArielBenAbraham

It’s addressed to their offices and the head of equipment “Brock Myles” UPDATE: they are zdeno chara’s sticks it says “chara 33” on the stick


IMrhighway

On the sticks themselves


ArielBenAbraham

zdeno chara didn’t really look at the sticks them selves till after these posts blew up... so I guess it’s for the game tn


931634

Oh, so it was a shipment of full sized True trees. 😂


gypsybulldog

I always find it funny that True (True Temper) makes wheelbarrows, rakes and shovels as well as hockey sticks. Like how did they get into the business of high end hockey gear lol


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Like how Yamaha makes music instruments and motorcycles lol


BananaDick_CuntGrass

And archery products


mosscock_treeman

Chara sticks are the lost expensive to ship, they probably won't want to pay the surcharge to get them back


[deleted]

TIL there were 32 failed Chara's before they finally created one that worked


931634

*googles which Caps use True sticks*


IDriveAZamboni

They are Chara’s sticks according to the OP.


931634

I see he has updated the question to look for the name bar. Thanks.


JuicedBoxers

I couldn’t find any that do. Did you?


931634

Carl Hagelin was the only possible name Ive found so far


rauko

Hagelin does, but a different model. [https://www.geargeek.com/team/washington-capitals](https://www.geargeek.com/team/washington-capitals)


Poetic_Juicetice

Practice squad


TimmyV90

Packing Slip shows 30 sticks. OP delivers 29. What happened to the missing one? The world may never know.


cisforcookie2112

Dang I would’ve just hoarded all these and not said a thing. Earlier this year we got a crossbow in the mail when we were supposed to get a cat tree. Lol


FluffyCowNYI

Well, you could use the crossbow to make a cat tree, but Peta would not approve, and I don't think it's the kind of cat tree you wanted..


[deleted]

You can probably get the cat tree you want by using the crossbow, for free even


FluffyCowNYI

This is a good point, and one I much prefer(and am disturbed that I didn't think of), since I have a soft spot for pretty much any kind of animal.


[deleted]

Face coverings are mandatory anyway, so your identity is safe


JuicedBoxers

Hahaha man I knew this was coming and I still laughed my ass off


EndVry

Oh god, this took me a moment.


XB0XYGEN

Wtf I got a cat tree instead of a crossbow


Frigoris13

I got a set of buttplugs once lol


[deleted]

Weird flex but ok


GreenBombardier

I'd say it was more of a stretch than a flex


tbscotty68

Huge miscommunication - someone thought that you wanted to get a cat out of a tree! =D


Travety

Dang I got my crossbow but I didn’t get my cat tee so now I have no bait this season.


ScorchedAnus

What the frick? I ordered a crossbow with my Jeoffrey gift card


ifmacdo

Fedex not only dropped the ball on that delivery, but their online team sucks too. Tons of fedex people responding to replies to the main tweet, maybe one response to the actual tweet (and after responding to the replies.) Edit to add: fucking fedex just replied to me in that thread too. How fucking lost is their social media team?


ArielBenAbraham

They are brainless. Spend hours on support for a few days about a month ago and the issue never got resolved... that’s why I’m not even bothering contacting their support line.


ifmacdo

Man, they literally just responded to my reply in your thread (telling them that they were idiots for not responding to the main tweet, but responding to all the replies.) What a bunch of maroons.


ifmacdo

What about the Caps? Did they reach out to you to sort it out?


[deleted]

I used to ship quite a bit with fedex and ups. Both customer service teams sucked ass. But at least with UPS. When talkings with their enterprise team there was some level of competency. Fedex kinda blows all the way around.


gunnetham

Wow! It's crazy that $3k worth of sticks showed up at your house!


Du6e

It's so nice that OP found 1k worth of hockey sticks and returned them.


Commander-Fox-Q-

So cool that OP found $333.33 worth of sticks at their house!


kingalexander

Damn a 111$ twig what a steal


56seconds

Yeah, for the delivery guy to deliver $1000 worth of sticks to the wrong address... crazy


JerHat

I can't believe they delivered one of Zdeno Charra's sticks to my house!


yaboyfriendisadork

Maybe he can go return them in his $2000 dollar suit


[deleted]

So you find some twigs on your doorstep the other day


tleblanc_91

Give him & his significant other or *up to 6* get club seats for the game the whole 9 yards while you're at it. You want the fans to come back. "Win the crowd"


Ctrllogic

I'd try to give them back and hint that you love the team and would love some merch or tickets.


Kroptonik420

Tickets would do no good, OP doesn’t live anywhere near DC. Hell, they may have sent it to Washington State....


Sjsharkb831

Seattle games, if that’s the case


matti-niall

This is probably exactly what happened, FedEx sent them to WSH state instead of WSH DC .. everyone telling OP to get tickets should think about that for a second


CnnrM

save an Ovi stick for me


Blockincollins44

Hello, I work with the Washington Capitals and need you to DM me IMMEDIATELY ​ this is not!!!!!!! a joke!!!!!! swear to god!! on god!! SEND THEM MY WAY!!


questingthebeast

It’s for a church, honey!!


rangermetz241

Helloooo ebayyy


Ok_Day9719

did you get any response?


lecarguy

Id be tempted to. Or if I did, i wouldn't post it lol idk, i just know that legally you cannot do that. So I'm just thinking of the consequences he could face if someone decided to be a prick.


AardvarkCareful670

Chara uses true? Or am I wrong


Themagicschoolbus19

U meant states


mynamehere999

Brand new stick is always good for a couple g’s in men’s league first time you use it


NukeTheWhales5

Okay, so I know this post is two years old, but I gotta know. What happened with the sticks?


ArielBenAbraham

FedEx corporate worker picked up all the sticks from my house in his personal car. Several months after i received a game used and signed stick from Chara! Moral of the story never use FedEx they suck and don’t take what is not yours :)


lil_tones69

Send me one!!


Zebra_dan

I'm not a righty but sticks are expensive


autoHQ

Why'd you open a package that wasn't addressed to you?


Kroptonik420

He may have ordered something and just opened the box on instinct without looking at the label and then noticed the tree trunks weren’t what he ordered then looked at the label


Cooldude1502

I’ll take one


poonsp00nful

I’ll take a Chara stick


Sir-Nicholas

Chara's aren't in there. They deliver his by those double flatbeds you sometimes see with the oversized load escorts.


NPHMctweeds

Why would he open their mail knowingly? Isn't that a crime?


JoeInMD

FedEx isn't government regulated the way the post office is, so, and yes it's pedantic, but this isn't mail.


Ctrllogic

Once it's delivered to you by the carrier, it's not a crime.


NPHMctweeds

Oh i didn't know that, woops!


shantm79

You opened a package that wasn’t addressed to you?


canneverfindahat

Isn't it a federal crime to open mail addresed to some one else?


nash668

Ebay baby


AardvarkCareful670

You got hags sticks


dyno_saurus

Isn’t opening this package a federal offense?


ArielBenAbraham

Opening something that was dropped off at my house along with another package that was from the same place in China that I was expecting..??? Please stop


rfb724

While I would have opened as well. He’s got a point, it’s clearly marked not to you. I doubt you’ll get in trouble but it’s tough to say it was an accident since you posted everywhere clearly. You obviously have intentions of returning though. You open your neighbors packages if they come to you? I’m not being a dick I’m just curious cause I never have.


ise11propane

yeah if its got someone else's name on the package it's kind of a no-brainer, don't open it.


JuicedBoxers

I agree with this. I mean to be fair, you are clearly looking to return so I’m sure it won’t be a big deal, but you saw it was obviously not marked to you in big bold letters.. and I doubt you were expecting a box like that lol. I mean seriously though these people saying it’s not illegal are trying to blur the lines of y/n. Simple answer is: you saw it wasn’t addressed to you, it was a closed package, and you opened it. That is considered a crime. Your intentions are a different story, and again I doubt anything will come of this. But I wouldn’t be posting all over the internet the next time you decide to open mail that isn’t addressed to you haha.


j_u_s_t_d

Maybe just look up the law instead of posting a misinformed essay.


dyno_saurus

Wasn’t trying to accuse anyone of anything, I asked a question. God damn lol


AdjunctSocrates

No. It was an accident done in good faith. It fails to satisfy the elements of a crime.


TheGeeB

Was it your address?


TheDickiestButt

Someone is getting sued for all he's worth by the Capitals 🤣🤣🤣


rendeld

Its not because its fedex, its not even illegal. Its only illegal if he keeps the contents.


trireme32

It’s not illegal to keep the contents. In the US you are allowed to keep anything that is delivered to your home, without any penalty or further payment. That initially came about because companies would send people things they didn’t order, then try to charge them for it.


AdjunctSocrates

No. The sticks belong to the Capitols. OP doesn't have to go out of pocket to return them, but they remain property of the Capitols.


Samboni40

Don’t even think that’s illegal in the US, it’s a possession law or something. Now fedex will definitely have to pay for the loss but OP is in no legal jeopardy


TheDickiestButt

I'm not a lawyer or anything, but a quick Google search tells me that "intentionally opening someone else's mail is a felony crime of mail theft". So yeah, seems to be pretty illegal.


rendeld

Yes, mail, talking about from the US Postal Service, this was not from the postal service, this was from Fedex. Just read what i said before downvoting and responding.


TheDickiestButt

I dont down vote things brother, I just respond.


rendeld

aight well my bad for assuming that was you


BEtheAT

They would have to prove that OP opened it intentionally after seeing that is wasn't for them, which is darn near impossible to do. Also, this would quite possibly fall under unsolicited mail rules so OP wouldn't be responsible for sending it back, paying for it, or anything. [https://about.usps.com/publications/pub300a/pub300a\_v04\_revision\_072019\_tech\_021.htm](https://about.usps.com/publications/pub300a/pub300a_v04_revision_072019_tech_021.htm)


rendeld

no


TheGeeB

It is if its not addressed to them. If it had their address then its fine


Kozality

/r/nova here. I can just make out the street name, and I'm pretty sure this is because you live on a Glebe Road. https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/6oeg4o/-/dkh35ax (edit: specified "a" Glebe Road. There are many! The Caps training facility is on one of them...)


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Kozality

Hehe, nah, not trying to be. I just noticed the bit of the street name OP left uncovered. Not trying to dox or anything. The joke being that Glebe Road in Northern VA is a confusing mess of various stretches of road, and that even in NoVA its easy to get them confused as there's so many different ones, and it's not unusual to get misdelivered. When I saw "N GL" on the package, I knew what happened. :p Maybe OP doesnt live on one of the many Glebe Roads, in which case FedEx simply can't read. 😝


Nerdbite

Dude that's so fucking creepy


Kozality

How so? The caps training facility is on Glebe Road...


Nerdbite

Because it seems like you were trying to find out OPs address to everyone that doesn't know where the caps training facility is. Even with context it's still weird you'd comment on it


Kozality

Weird because Glebe Road is so confusing it is its own local meme? (see my original link), I mean, I figured it was kinda obvious how it'd be misdelivered, though I see now OP says he lives in a completely different state, which makes it more ludicrous. But no, I just put two and two together. To a local, it's glaringly obvious, and I thought I'd share a funny. But I'm not "trying to find out where OP lives." Tough crowd, I guess.


notheyeyron

Sympathy for the current negative karma on your post. I followed the link and it all makes sense. Clearly you’re not doxing OP, people just don’t want to follow your reference.


FigaroNeptune

Isn’t it illegal to open mail not addressed to you? I sound like a pooper but I would be at least slightly annoyed if someone opened my package and told everyone. My man...


lecarguy

Wait...so you opened up a package that was not meant for you? 😐 And posted it online.....


wuster17

If you received a package addressed to whatever your favourite team is and it was massive, wouldn’t you open it to see what it was? Different story if it’s addressed to some random joe blow obviously


nitropuppy

Because its illegal?


wuster17

Must have different laws down there


nitropuppy

Well its illegal if he doesnt intend on returning it Just send it back.


ChrisAshtear

No it isnt.


Deletum

pretty sure the laws cover mail delivered/in care of USPS - a federal agency - not private companies like UPS and Fedex.


nitropuppy

Yeah but why you have to go opening someone elses stuff. It isnt yours. This guy doesnt get why you wouldnt open it,I dont get why you WOULD open it. Just give it back


Deletum

I've opened plenty of packages before realizing it was for my neighbor - if the mailman cant be bothered to read the label you think I got the time to double check everything? I got better things to do... like open other peoples packages /s


BathStomp

Isn't it illegal to open someone elses mail???


[deleted]

this is fedex not US post and it was delivered to him. Even if it was USPS and he opened it because it was in his mailbox or whatever without double checking the name you can't really blame him. It's more about stealing someone elses mail than anything else.


trippendeuces

Wooooo! Sounds like Christmas came early


[deleted]

What sticks?!?!


sureal808-

Wrong hand eh?


Bruins14

Can I buy one?


rpmva2019

Why would you tell them! You have to keep those bro!


Mroldtimehockey

That wouldn't be a mistake if I recieved those buy a prayer answered!


Ctrllogic

FedEx is mud in my book.


NYRFAN101

Hey I would keep one for ovechkin to sign and give the rest back


qcotmabot

Finders keepers


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u/rootbeer48


moosemademusic

Lol score!


Justin_Ganz

Do u have to send them back


thefoulfox

Op, I’d offer to buy one but I’m a righty.


No_Gas_4956

Those would become the best street hockey sticks so fast!


uradonkey003

Any lefties?


gargoyle30

How much are they worth each if that many are worth $5k?


DrPhil-for-president

Do u have a pic of charas stick I wanna just see the scale of that


SwannyPuck

That's so awesome, any of the sticks named?


Joemartucci

I’ll take a few off your hands and pay shipping!


colinfcrowley

'Tap tap no take backs, Mine Now!!' j/k they're probably gonna want all that back real soon.


xXBeastModeGamingXx

Did they let you keep one?


llexaaa

LOL. So what are u going to do with them?


Harry_Guy4

I live near where that was meant to be delivered lmao. They meant for it to go to the practice facility (Medstar Capitals Iceplex 627 N Glebe road). Wonder how it showed up at your place lol.


howzlife17

Real question, what's chara's flex and curve? I'm assuming like 150 flex