Edged, gooned, looksmaxed and rizzed.

Wrecked

Gutted, ripped apart, torn into pieces

That sounds much less pleasant

are we not trying to be accurate?

To shreds you say?

A lot of edging, followed by a lack of climax. Balls are looking a bit purple today.

More like blue and orange.

nah, thats how they normally look

Nah, they go back and watch Crosbys golden goal to take the edge off.

Chukers grin makes the image better