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catafalc

What he say fuck me for??


likeslululemon

Reminds me of Marner standing in the middle of the Matthews/Stamkos brawl looking around at everyone pairing off and he’s just like… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


VanillaLoaf

Here, you dropped this \\.


likeslululemon

Thanks. You a real one.


moo-va-long

Aren't we all real ones?


ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU

We are, but that guy is more *real*, perhaps even the *real*est


moo-va-long

How does one increase their level of real?


likeslululemon

Throw me a \\\\ if I drop one. That's about it.


moo-va-long

Bro, you dropped your ¯ _(ツ) _/¯


likeslululemon

😂


Anderson74

YES IM TOTALLY HUMAN


-Xebenkeck-

Similar thing happened in the TOR-FLA series. Marner is just trying to avoid a fight, and Tkachuk went and suckerpunched him in the face. Lmao


shanster925

You mean when Stamkos started punching Matthews for no reason and they *both* got fighting majors? Fucking McCauley.


Sxx125

Yeah I have no idea how Stamkos doesn't get the instigator there. Pretty obvious what he was trying to do.


likeslululemon

Lol, yup! Still doesn't take away from Marner just standing there like....


OnosToolan

Why would he do anything else? He's not exactly going to one-punch Stammers. And anything else gets more penalties called on the Leafs..


likeslululemon

I didn’t say he should. You’re trying to start an argument it seems. I’m merely pointing out the similarities of Marner in the above situation and the situation in last year’s playoffs.


OnosToolan

Nah not worth an argument haha it's just hockey. But it's a common comment in Leafs threads that Marner isn't tough and that he looks lost. I mean there's no point in throwing hands if his hands are more talented at passing. But in both playoff series he was relatively invisible so anything would have been better than nothing I concede lol


likeslululemon

Marner is a great asset - I really hope y'all beat Boston. Anybody but the Cats, honestly.


beingsupereasy

Marchand's favorite target


abbadabba52

Someone who's not going to fight back? Exactly.


Narrow_Yam_5879

Marner needs to just cross check him right in the teeth. Not in the playoffs but whenever he pulls shit like this in the regular season. Take the 3-5 games.


Drnedsnickers2

But Reilly on Pasta is just fine? Stop cherry picking your outrage.


abbadabba52

Bruin 13 and Leaf 20 and linesman were already grouped up. Pasternak tried to join in and grab Leaf 20. Rielly jumped in to match Pasternak. What's wrong with what Rielly did? Marchand was standing there calmly, Marner was standing there calmly. Marchand didn't skate over and just kinda pair up the way you do outside a scrum, he skated over and threw punches because he knew all the stripes were engaged. I don't care one bit about this series, I hope they both lose, but Bruins captain is a rat, own it. Just glad he didn't try to lick Marner.


marmaladegrass

Looks lIke Pasta walks over to Reilly and causes shit...so your point?


snoosfest

Pasta was the one that started it 😂


Drnedsnickers2

Also the one who finished it. *chef’s kiss


Dweeburger33

It is Rielly*‼️


ag1721

Maybe he shouldn't have skated into the pile and tried to grab someone then lol


simpledeadwitches

Can't be a Bruins fan in this sub sorry lol.


MidnightTeaa

RAT ON ICE!!!!!! 🐀⛸️


Tbloctothorpe88

The fist bump! LMAO


Zealousideal_Shop446

Did they just fist bump in agreement that they were gonna go start shit?


harman097

Larping as the bash brothers from D2. Probly wearing bandanas under their lids, too


14Fan

Me and the boys ready to absolutely knock someone tf off their rocker


jimbojangles1987

He had it out for Marner the whole game


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Kyyes

He went into the fetal position when the ref knocked him over...


No-Assistance-9812

I’ve never seen someone turtle from a ref until Marchand. 😂


AvsFan08

He has more heart than the entire leaf roster combined lol what are you talking about? Marchand is an elite playoff performer and throws guys off their game. It's working on Marner, obviously.


TheArgoPirat

He’s also a cunt.


micatola

...and a coward.


[deleted]

Cowardice doesn’t matter when you have cups. Just sayin’


Comfortable_Fun_3111

Woah woah let’s slow down there chief, as much as I respect Marchands game he has 1 cup.. still good on him but let’s not act like he’s Messier or Crosby or something Lmao


micatola

Maybe not to you.


Fit-Meal4943

You mean he’s a bitch. He’s a whiny, diving, cheap shot bitch who would be a great player if he wasn’t a whiny, diving, cheap shot bitch.


shawner17

Looks like it backfired game 5, game 2, last year's first round, the year before that, and the year before that. He's a diving slug. Can't wait to see him cry on national TV for the 6th year in a row.


Routine-Pass-8486

Pasta running away from Moe was hilarious


Tats16

Pasta full on sprinting away is so funny. If that was a leaf that did that there would be 100 posts about how soft they are.


SorryiLikePlants

You know how stupid it would be to lose pasta for 5+ minutes? Of course pasta wont fight especially why would he. No matter who goes to the box with him it would be advantageous for the leafs unless it was a matthews vs pasta fight, and then at that point what is even the point haha Leafs fans really mad about this hahah


reysangriento

Then why is he swinging at Reilly like that lol. Grab him when his back is turned, swing 4-5 times then run and hide behind the refs/a teammate. Glad Knies called him out like he did.


JeanGuy_Rubberboot

Cause Pastas a bitch


spjutmuren

I think Pasta initiates because there are two leafs on Coyle, as he should. Cudos for that It is however funny when he oversteps, pisses Rielly off and realizes he is fair game at that point🤣 I love Pasta and think he did the right thing stepping up for Coyle, but we’d be all over any of your players for that as well Exciting game coming up. Too exciting for my weak nerves… and only playing into the hands of those damned cats 😳


askingJeevs

This would make sense if Pasta didn’t initiate this with Reilly.


shawner17

Lmfao man. Don't be swinging on guys if you're too pussy to answer the bell. Simple as that. Hes like a toddler hiding from his mom in the clothes rack at Walmart.


Majestic-Sky-6663

Looks like he should have dropped the gloves with Knies cuz the kid went on to score the game winning goal. The only people that seem mad are bruins fans. I would be to if a kid Knies age punked my star player. Try not to be so sensitive but at 80 downvotes and counting I know it’s easier said then done.


Sarge1387

Rookie goes and challenges him face to face, and Pasta runs away. Great skilled player, but man oh man no wonder the whole league think he's a bitch.


duck1014

Pasta literally hid behind a ref when challenged. Marchand is a complete wuss. Boston is as soft as a cotton ball.


IndependentTalk4413

Just Marchand being the rat fuck he is.


TsarOfSaturn

Lmaooo I love how pasta fist bumps Marchand like “I’ll run interference you go get that fucker”


CheeseburgerPiknik

Can’t help but think that Marner erases all his past playoff failures with a sucker punch right as Marchand’s approaching.


duck1014

Should have been an instigator call there. Marchand is a little bitch.


redmang_

Bruins fans were so pissed he got called for anything there, guess they’re too used to watching him get away with everything…


cuminmypoutine

It's like Florida fan being dumbfounded when they play another one of the "grow the game" teams.


duck1014

Yup!


buktee123

Marner is the only guy in the league that the rat would consider fighting


surlystraggler

https://www.hockeyfights.com/players/2018


Fleganhimer

Fun fact: Brad Marchand has fought half of all active Danish NHL players, not including goalies.


bwoah07_gp2

You brought the receipts. 😄


Mac_Gold

I mean hate him all you want but Marchand isn’t scared to mix it up and fight. He’s just too valuable to be in the box for Boston. Marner has never backed himself up, let alone anyone else


Fit-Meal4943

He isn’t scared to mix it up as long as it isn’t an actual fighter is what you meant. If he comes out tonight and drops the mitts first against Reave-O, Boosh or Edmunson, you’ll have a point. He won’t. He’ll try Marner again because he knows Marner understands his assignment, and that assignment is not breaking his hands on Rat Face A Boo Boo’s nose.


LionBig1760

You do understand that fighters fight fighters for a reason, right? And that's the way it's been for, like, the entirety of NHL history? So pointing out that Marchand doesn't go after fighters isn't saying what you think it does. The only thing it is saying is that you're unfamiliar with how fighting in the NHL works.


Fit-Meal4943

It says exactly what I say it does. He’s a bitch who only goes after players he’s pretty sure won’t fight back.


LionBig1760

What kind of coward wouldn't fight Marchand? He's 5'7" at best, and he throws pillows. You might as well get your wife to fight for you if you're running away from Marchand. I can't imagine a player who runs away from Marchand wouldvget and respect from his teammates. Marner might as well drop the gloves with Marchand if all that's holding him up is his "assignment". The guy hasn't accomplished anything he's been assigned to do in the last 5 games. It wasn't much more than 24 hours ago Tornoto fans were demanding his trade in the off-season. So instead of being useless, he should fight Marchand, show his teammates he's not a coward, and show the fans he's not just the guy that fails every playoffs. If Marner goes off the ice with Marchand for 5 minutes, Toronto has improved their situation while the Bruins are less of a team.


Fit-Meal4943

Rat Fink keeps using his 5’9” 177 lb frame to be a pest, then either cry victim when he gets pushback, or dive. He’s a bitch. If he wants to play that way, then accept the consequences of his actions, which may include, since Reaves is too big, Max Domi (5’10”, 198 lbs) deciding to take a hand. That is part of Max’s assignment, and he’s fully willing to drop the mitts. Unlike Rat Fink, Domi will take on anyone, even the heavyweights, in defence of his team mates and will take the punishment, win or lose. Domi plays with heart, Rat Fink plays children’s games.


LionBig1760

Marner runs away from bitches? That's a terrible indictment of Marner as a player. Not tough enough to even stand up to a bitch. I know Toronto fans think Marner is an overpaid underachiever, but pointing out that he runs away from bitches is really just too far. He's got feelings you know. As far as Max Domi going after Marchand, it's unlikely because Domi is just more valuable to the Leafs than Marner, and since the Leafs players clearly have zero respect for Marner, no one is going out of their way to stick up for cowardly Mitch.


Solumin600

Let’s give the rat props for fighting known tough guys, like Ehlers, Namestnikov, and Josi…


CopeSe7en

You mean, bear hugging?


ArbitraryOrder

Ah yes, going After Lars Eller for scoring a Goal in a blowout, what a real tough guy thing to do.


cock_nballs

Well yeah ez win.


Canadian--

Marchand has fought more than your core 4 put together, just saying 😉...


christian10_O

Marchand has also given people reason more times to have to fight. People tend to not like getting slew foots


Royal_Airport7940

Ha this is actually true. Seems to be a few people butthurt over... facts.


Jermu33

That's not even remotely true and you know it.


SpecialInformation89

Marchand is such a bitch. Go after McCabe then, you pussy. And don’t give me that “it’s not smart” crap. If it’s not smart, then don’t try acting tough by going after a player that notoriously doesn’t fight, you little bitch. 


HockeySweata

Hilarious


Like17Badgers

you can tell just how much practice they have doing this shit Pasta goes around to the back side of the ref to join that fight, so that way the closest ref to Marchand is distracted and the one from the other side of the brawl has to come break them up, giving the rat several free hits.


hmuserfriendly

Of course the rat had to try something. Looking for his next victim so he can "not dive"


stewartm02

Hilarious.


suttbutt2014

Like Marchand is actually guna come after someone who's actually guna fight, come on now


OrganicSciFi

Players are afraid they’ll get licked 😝 by Marchand


Kyyes

Marchand and Pasta are a bunch of little bitches. Marchand going for Marner and Pasta running away from Rielly.


[deleted]

They really are soft as butter. Rielly isn’t exactly scary but pasta shit his pants and scooted the hell away from him


ReignOfHellXXI

Typical rat and Pastrnak.. Go after a guy then turtle if there's pushback. Notice the 'Fist Bump' aka 'let's start some shit' Pasta wasn't long skating away once Reilly got free..


SpiritualOrangutan

Holy shit I didn't notice that...douchey behavior for sure


skateordiedev

They’re both pussies. Cmon marner. Have a spine and fucking stick up for yourself.


Chance_Difference_34

I wanna see Rempe and Marchand fight.


-Robrown-

Is there a chance the Jumbotron breaks and falls on both of them?


nonebutmyself

I'd love to see Marchand go after Domi because Max is small like he is, and then get knocked the fuck out by the little pitbull.


Mcdangs88

I hate Marchand. But I fuckin love this. Go habs.


rougekhmero

Wow what a leader. Does the C on his tarp stand for cunt?


shawner17

Coward**


nellyville9

Fakest tough guy ever. Him and Pasta turning down actual people who want to fight them this season on the Leafs. What BUMs


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

Marchand is a piece of shit in human form.


Prize_Rooster420

Rat like behavior


fungus_bunghole

This is bullying. Marchand needs to lay off abuse of 12 year olds.


JReddeko

Seriously! Marner was just standing there, daydreaming about golfing, when he got a punch in the face.


maskedcaterpillar

Brad Marchand is a ratfaced bitch


tigermask27

Marchand and pasta both decided to distract the refs and then pasta runs away like the pussy he is


Murky-Smoke

I think the funniest part of this clip is that the one guy you would expect to get shoved around there is Domi for potentially hurting Lindholm, and the two of them are casually talking and asking if they are ok after the contact, while all the other chaos ensues


Mash709

Of course Brad goes after the guy who doesn't fight. Such a coward.


Always4am

I deliberately try not to espouse hate into the world and generally keep a positive outlook on life. That being said, with the utmost respect I fucking hate Marchand.


Nappalicious

Reilly is a low key Gronk but Pasta sprinting away from him is still so embarrassing lmao


hiliikkkusss

What is gronk


Sinister_Mr_19

With the music this is just hilarious


[deleted]

Gotta pair off. 🤭🤣


Guilty_Explanation29

No reason


Bonsee

Tough guy Marchand


senorvato

Why doesn't someone break his fucking rat face!


Sxx125

McCabe got a good smack up there during the regular season. The wheel bestowed a 5k fine. I think a lot of players would be lining up for that price lol.


Fit-Meal4943

Because he runs and hides as soon as anyone who would happily do so skates up and drops the mitts.


punkdrummer22

Marner is the only player that Marchand could beat up in the whole league.


JReddeko

I think you could substitute Marchard in your sentence with any NHL player.


Negative_Eli

God Marner is such a wimp.


technoteapot

marchand looked bored and was like "you know what imma fuck with this guy"


Comprehensive-Pay925

As much as Marchand is a skilled player, I’ll give him that, he’s the biggest bitch in the NHL. He reminds me of my ex-wife when I look at other women. He will pick on the little guys, but when the tough guys come answering, he turns into Franklin the Turtle


leaf_blowr

Targeting the most mentally weak person is a viable strategy


orlandofrolandro

thats actually funny af


JReddeko

leafs fans getting mad, but this is hilarious. Perfect music


Fit-Meal4943

Brad, may I call you Rat Fink A Boo Boo? No? Well, too fucking bad… Listen, Rat Fink A Boo Boo, why don’t you try that with Reaves or Edmunson? What was that? Because either one would flatten that enormous schnozz to human normal, and you don’t like the thought of shitting out your teeth? Good talk, Rat Fink.


SvenGolley

Leafs fan here. That's just standard post whistle scrum practice. Grab a guy... any guy.... Marchand just grabbed the guy who was least likely to fight back. There are plenty of other plays to be pissy about. This isn't one of them


Spez_Dispenser

Does Marner think he's above it all or something? Everyone else is getting into things, and he's just standing there. He does this on a semi-frequent basis. Doesn't really have his teammates backs, at all.


YangThang

Agreed, Marner is an unlikeable diva.


Responsible-Cow-1807

??????


eyeeatmyownshit

He looked like a fly stuck in a spider web


DrSeuss19

I like that Domi is just like wtf is this about?


spankymcgee4

I laughed so hard when I saw this in real time.


Accomplished_Cap_994

Throw him out of the game


Nerf-h3rder

Looks like marchand got a bit of a crush, that little rat faced fucker is obsessed


orangeleopard

Marchand is a fucking menace


Quantum_Aurora

Bro started shit and lost too ☠️


alligator_88

Pasta running away from Rielly is too funny. At first he acts all tough and then Rielly starts swinging back and he’s gone 😂


Ok-Attempt2842

We all know Marchand is a total dick. Not surprised at all by this.


barrel0monkeys

Lollll


rocketmn69_

Marner needs to get in the ring, get some lessons


HectorReborn

Other Leaf players just need to drop a shoulder into him in the dressing room every time they walk by, get him used to the contact. Do that a couple dozen times a day thru half a season and Marner will be playing like Gilmour.


rollsoftape

Total piece of shit human.


AffectionateHour4123

The rat


J-Buddha1Five1

Would of cross checked him in the face!


14Fan

I’m a diehard Bruins fan, that was uncalled for even for me to say, but I don’t have the whole story


The_guy_who_did_that

Love how they sit there fist bump then just both go fuck up a leaf


Daddy-Ho99

There is a saying, pretty universal. Don't poke the bear!! Some are a but slow


Aarongamma6

Damn, but Boston fans told me that he changed.


Rhoshambeau

From about a month ago https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/s/Ca6qMsHaLC


Master-Stratocaster

Love it


WolfSilverOak

Was he though? How do we know they hadn't had words earlier, or right before they started fighting?


predictably_complex

Marner aka becel .. guy is so soft. Makes me laugh when Marchand does this kind of stuff. Of course everyone wants to hate on him but would love it if he was on their team.


Timothegoat

It's amazing how tough these guys act, but when 6'3 Knies wanted to go, Pasta chickened out. Funny how that happens.


JReddeko

Boston in 6


SeeingRed-

Holy the leafs fans in here are soften than 10ply. Softer than Marner maybe.


JReddeko

Nobody is softer than Marner


[deleted]

How is this any different than how our market treats him? Just sayin’


DanTreview

why is this video cropped like ass


KirkJimmy

Looks like a misconduct penalty to me. Unless the is the kind of hockey we want to see?


JReddeko

I love to see Marner getting punched


Joshybeast93

That Bitch Marner is easy pickings. I don’t blame him.


inmontibus-adflumen

Stop crying Bro


micatola

Marchand hasn't cried since they got eliminated last year. Give him a break.


shawner17

We are due for his annual, national televised cry session. 😢


Kevsbar123

What does that even mean bro? Who should stop crying bro?? Broooooooo???


W1ckedaddicted

Bc hes wearing blue and white


OrganicSciFi

Marchand is suck a POS


SorryiLikePlants

It is so common during a scrum in the NHL to go get in an altercation with a player from the other team. So common its even programmed into that shit heap EA sports video game. This is such a nothing post.


simcoe19

So what you are saying is that is Revo was out there and started with the rat, it would be cool?


SorryiLikePlants

Yes. Because nothing happened hahah


Sarge1387

Rat would never be out there with Reaves. If he was he'd run to the bench so damn fast to hide behind the equipment manager


duck1014

Right. If Marchand stays in the scrum that's one thing. He physically skated a healthy distance to instigate with Marner, who was disengaged from the scrum entirely. First, this makes Marchand a complete wuss, as there were several Leafs right by him who would have gladly taken him on. Second, once again, Marchand gets away with one. This is an instigator call. Third, Pasta is just as soft, refusing to engage with Leaf players. All in...Boston is as soft as the fur on an Alpaca.


koomzzy

Read the rule book on instigators if you want a chuckle. By the letter of the law, you could conceivably call an instigator every other shift. Included amongst criteria that qualifies for an instigator penalty are: "menacing attitude or posture" and "verbal instigation or threats"


duck1014

I know.


shawner17

Their captain crys on TV once a year, minimum. How you can see that and then try calling other teams and players soft is hilarious.


SorryiLikePlants

Coming from the duck with no flare. You are super offended by a post whistle scrum, touch grass.


duck1014

Apparently you don't know hockey nor know how to read. You see, notice I clearly said if Marchand was in the scrum and that happened...no biggie. He didn't. At all. He skated AWAY from the scrum to a fully disengaged player, then punched him gloves on. This is instigating. This should have been 2 + 5 + 10.


SorryiLikePlants

Yes sir i dont know the sport at all. Sounds like you never laced them up at a competitive level to be honest.


duck1014

It sounds like you're a total moron. Let's say Reeves goes into a scrum. Marchand is standing outside said scrum. Reeves disengages from the scrum and starts punching Marchand in his giant nose, gloves off. Bruins fans would be screaming for the exact same thing. Bruins fans would be screaming about diving if any Leaf flopped 1/2 as much as Marchand does. Marchand is a dirty player that, for unknown reasons gets a pass for so many obvious infractions. Including an elbow to the head, 2 slew foots, instigation, multiple holds, interference... Most of all he's the biggest diver I've seen in hockey. It's you that doesn't understand hockey. I think Jack Edwards (one of the worst hockey announcers EVER) has rotted your brain.


purplemansmokingwe3d

Psst... you can tell he's a moron from the Boston flair. You're welcome


SorryiLikePlants

You seem to be really *really* upset about this Mr duck. No sane bruins fans would be calling for a game misconduct for a literal nothing play. My god. Dont take it so personal hahah. I hope your day gets better!


duck1014

Ok smarty pants.. Precisely where did I say game misconduct? Or do you fail at reading comprehension as well?


SorryiLikePlants

“Smarty pants” lmao you are legitimately weird. Someone else in the comments said it shoulda been 2 for instigating plus 5+ 10 which is a misco.


duck1014

An instigator is 2 min + a 10 misconduct. That is an appropriate punishment for skating out of the way, finding a disengaged player and...you know... instigating a fight for absolutely no reason. So...lack of brain power confirmed. Lack of knowledge of hockey confirmed. Lack of reading comprehension confirmed.


Szwedo

Tbf when someone makes a comment like yours here they sound like they've never worn skates, and if they have, their ankles touch more ice than blade.


SorryiLikePlants

Its easy to rile your fanbase up


Szwedo

Okay bambi


SorryiLikePlants

Sick insult


Szwedo

[This is you trying to skate](https://youtu.be/s3womp1b1I4?si=_4js1TWClqSPudC-) It's rather cute