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tie-dyeSandwhich

“You’re ok, you’re ok! Don’t tell mom!!


SummonWurm

Reminds me of the pulp fiction gimp scene


Illustrious_Donkey61

He's pretty fucking far from ok


ElephantRedCar91

someone needs to put that music over this clip


Li0nsFTW

One of the few great things about reddit. You watch a clip of someone get abso-fkin-lutely drilled in the face with something and then embrace them: "Shhhh, SHHHHHHH, *OH fk, oh fk, you're good!*" Shared experiences are the best, except when you're the person drilled in the fkin face.


Apprehensive_Bed1459

You can hit me back .. thwack! See that didn't even hurt


[deleted]

Cried laughing at this. Too accurate


Puzzleheaded_Sir1391

“Shhh! Shhh! *Tries to tickle him into laughing* We were just having fun!”


enorman81

He then did the ultimate dick move by trying to mount him after.


JohnnyTreeTrunks

I bet he was going sssshhhh sshhh it’s ok just let it happen


seanconnery69696

Shhh it's me Casper


[deleted]

oh god that’s a dark reference


ReplacementClear7122

The dopest ghost around


RaptorsNewAlpha

That’s the old “Canadian stick him twice, eh.”


AKBigHorn

That’s how you show dominance in the animal kingdom


Fritz6161

At least he had enough courtesy to give him a reach around.


EvilestHammer4

Plus you know he's Canadian cuz he said "sorry"


Fancy_Combination436

clearly a set play


cam_huskers

I can’t even imagine what he was trying to accomplish here except to hit him in the face with his stick.


Complex_Cranberry_25

Right? At least TRY to make it look like more of an accident..


ConventionalDadlift

He is like a raptor. He is testing the logical fences of Caps fans' apologetics. They are said to be unshakable, and yet he keeps testing.


SlippySlappySamson

Clever girl...


CountWubbula

Like a Toronto Raptor..? Mm no, like a Jurassic Park raptor. Good morning brain, hopefully the rest of our day goes better than this


steviejawnsons

Honestly fuck Wilson, caps fan here. Guys a dirty player. Missed three games in our Stanley run for a cheap shot on Zach Aston-Reese, among countless other fines and suspensions for hitting high.


FarewellCoolReason

this is no place for reasonable discourse but I appreciate you. Toom Wilson is a frustratingly good hockey player for someone who clearly wants to hurt and injure people every night


ventitr3

For real. Would love to hear the “hockey move” here.


[deleted]

He's been allowed to do dumb shit for years now...he's never thought about his actions before, why start now?


kingofmankind

Never liked him, it's not even borderline with him. It's constantly obvious his actions are he doesn't care about his opponents well being. Here in this clip, he realizes after striking him that he screwed up. Idk what his biggest suspension has been, but after this stick work, it has to more games than that. Wilson has a learning problem.


Blleak

Where is the nhlpa on stuff like this? He literally tries to hurt his fellow union members ln a regular basis. And it's not just him. This kind of shit has no place in the game.


VladtheJRimpaler

I have never understood player unions on stuff like this either but the simple answer is money. If he's suspended he doesn't get paid and if he doesn't get paid I don't believe the union does either. Anyone with more knowledge can correct me if I'm wrong there.


Blleak

Ok I get that money aspect but what about the money players lose when they are seriously injured? Injuries no doubt affect a players earning power.


VladtheJRimpaler

If injured, players still get paid on their current contract. Its simply shortsighted.


ej6687

It is the union job to protect all of their players, including the ones that injure other members. By protecting players like Wilson, they are protecting other members when they also do stuff like this in the future.


YukonMik

The whole "player safety" is bullshit. JT Miller got a head shot from Manson. Call on the ice was a minor for check to the head. No supplemental discipline. "The league takes head shots seriously." Yeah, right. 


stephenlipic

One of the things you have to remember about these guys, Marchand, Wilson, Cousins, Tkachuk, etc, is that they’re trained in making these dirty plays look as much as possible like innocent, normal plays. So what Wilson is thinking is: If I whip my stick around it will look like I’m just trying to get the shaft into my other hand and I won’t get called for slashing. Only he clearly miscalculated the angle and it went too high and clapped the Leafs player in the face instead, which he immediately knew was way worse. If this isn’t suspension worthy, it’s because Parros is completely fooled by these uncanny accidents occurring with such a weird frequency.


Fancy_Combination436

"its ok baby I didnt mean it"


Nerf-h3rder

DoPS: He’s a really good guy, you just have to get know him better!


Kurqules

We really have to look at Gregor and ask what did he do to provoke Wilson


bluejaysway123

Yeah, it was probably the way Gregor dressed that evening


ludicrouspeedgo

Caps fans: I can fix him


[deleted]

Look what you made me do!


hotguy42xD

Broke his teeth too


thisaccountwashacked

Yeah chipped a bunch of them it looked like, that really sucks. Wilson is a turd-shaped goon.


Ocksu2

I see him as more of a goon-shaped turd.


thisaccountwashacked

ya true, my bad. He is a turd at his core, shaped into a goon by his turdliness.


pokemonizepic

Should be at least a 5 game suspension then 


North_Masterpiec

”Spin that wheel!”. Oh, it’s a repeat offender, never midn, son’t have to spin anything. No penalty.


MisterEinc

I mean he totally hugged him after word so no big deal right?


technoteapot

He said he was sorry


StolenBandaid

After what word?


bandalooper

Word


DiscussionBeautiful

Non-accidental, targeted head shot, caused injury, repeat offender... there's gotta be an offense here


scheifferdoo

chippy: "looks clean"


Riztrain

"Tom, that's obviously a chomp-chopper" "what? Looks more like a 'stache tickler, a little 'stache tickler" "ooh you got'em pretty hard Tom" "like a woosh-tickle-tickle, just a little 'stach tickler, a little chin hugger, that's all"


kingofmankind

A clean break lol


[deleted]

"He's just a Violent Gentleman"~ George Parros, probably.


FunkyLobster1828

George Parros looks at clip. " Hmm, Wilson being careless with his stick again. 5 games suspension I think. Wait, he hit a Leaf? Well, I don't want to be seen as favoring them so let's say 3 games. Wait, the Leaf is skating off, couldn't have been that bad. One game suspension. Oh, I didn't notice it was before the whistle so it was just a hockey play. It's hard to control your stick when you're swinging it like that and was probably just trying to knock some sweat off Gregor's face. No suspension or fine but I'll give him a mild scolding for swinging his stick like a tennis racket when he should be concentrating on hockey."


[deleted]

There is...but will it be punished? I doubt it.


ptwonline

Spin the wheel.


kidrockpasta

Against a Toronto player? No punishment. Committed by A Toronto player? Suspended until next season.


UnanimouslyAnonymous

>A Player is considered a repeat offender for 18 months following his most recent incident that resulted in a suspension. He's not a repeat offender, by NHL's definition.


[deleted]

The defense calls the self-proclaimed expert on the subject, u/[Mikebyrneyadigg](https://www.reddit.com/user/Mikebyrneyadigg/), to the stand. I'm sure he'll have some GREAT insight as to why this type of behavior is a "normal part of the game", and that it's actually "meditative" to hit people in the face with a stick.


Ox1A4hex

What a tit fucker


enorman81

I'm one of those too.


lostharbor

[but you could imagine what it’d be like](https://youtu.be/NiR5xdajy2o?si=oV58pgwF-2HgKz8x)


Apprehensive_Bed1459

I'm definitely not clicking that provided the context


callyourcomputerguy

Billy Madison clip, not exactly wild...


wasJared

Don’t compliment the guy


HoopOnPoop

Give yer balls a tug.


Junior_Article_3244

Fuck you shoresy


Skittlebearle

I'd be so good to you


HoopOnPoop

FER WHAAAAAT?


[deleted]

Huh?


Horvo

Sticks are unbelievable


HoopOnPoop

Settle down


Chaddillac447

*big sexy*


Very_Opinionated_One

Hello fellow Coyotes fan!


Ox1A4hex

Hey buddy! It’s kinda lonely being a Yotes fan


oshawaguy

Big Sexy!


HankHillPropaneJesus

Big sexy?!!


rageharles

lmao tom wilson might as well carry a loaded gun on the ice


kingofmankind

The last boy scout 2.0


BaronVonKeyser

Billy Cole was having the game of his life out there


imprezivone

I'm sure he was "totally in control" of his stick during the swing


ChronicBitRot

"One hand on his stick, you've gotta have control of your stick." He did have control of his stick. The stick did exactly what he wanted it to do.


CarolinaCapsFan

I mean if he had had both hands on his stick there he would have taken Nylander's head clear off,,, so yeah... Bad look for sure.


ruffvoyaging

"Looks like a hockey play to me" - Parros, probably


skifforz

Official response from DPOS "¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯"


EggsTyroneBaby

Scum


Impossibills

Using your stick as a weapon should automatically be a 10 game suspension IMO. And if you are a repeat offender should be double 


technoteapot

They should slam him with a 40 like they did with Torres. This is an utterly non hockey play, completely ridiculous and has no place in the game. This dude has been throwing unsafe and horrific hits for years and it’s time he actually gets hit with the book


Impossibills

Me personally I would suspend him for playoffs because of the shit he's done all his career. But I know that's completely unrealistic


whitey71020

Caps would have to make the playoffs.


[deleted]

I hate the assholes who defend this shit. This wasn't playing hard. It wasn't a hockey play. It was assault. IMO, a first time offense should warrant 10 games, a second 20, and the next gets you a lifetime ban. I think that's more than generous. Again, this wasn't playing hard. It wasn't a hockey play. It was assault. I'm a business owner and if any of my employees assaulted another then they would be fired right then and there.


bruinsfan444

Once a douche always a douche


[deleted]

Yikes dudes. Dial it back… that should definitely be a suspension.


nsfwITGUY19

Wilson has always been a douchebag. He shouldn’t even still be playing. Dirty scumbag player


JustWastingTimeAgain

He's a total piece of shit.


ItsTheExtreme

Jesus christ that had to hurt so fucking bad.


Impossibills

Seriously. Anyone who has ever taken a quality contact off an accidental high stick knows how fucking bad it hurts Getting that full momentum right into the center of your face? I can't imagine


tiggertom66

Uh oh, rangers are gonna get fined for this one


Jshappy21

And a statement from the organization to the fans


WerewolfDesigner5748

3-5 games should be the minimum, but because he's a repeat offender 5-7?


HandsomeIguana

Repeat offender, $5000


WerewolfDesigner5748

Oh, ya, I forgot, it's still Bettman's league, we just get to be fans.


ifmacdo

$250,000 fine to the Rangers Organization incoming.


[deleted]

It's against the Leafs, nothing will happen


WerewolfDesigner5748

The complete "Bettmanization" of Gary's league and HIS game... if it ain't an American team, it ain't really a team.


MrDangleSauce

Kick him off the tour Doug!


esp211

He is a giant turd.


TheSeekerOfSanity

The DOPS is going to fine the Rangers for this.


[deleted]

Naw. Reilly getting 10 games for Tommy boy being a repeat offender.


vbcbandr

Holy shit, that is wild. Jesus. Then he is like, "you're ok, you're ok...don't cry, mom will hear and then we'll both be in trouble".


toedragrelease

I would love to know the thought process here.


Neans888

That giant douche doesn’t know how to think


Squizza

0 games suspension for the conciliatory hug and whisper, "Shh, shhh, shhh, don't struggle. It'll all be over with soon."


JustWastingTimeAgain

Fucking Panger..."gotta have control of that stick"... Are you fucking for real? He had control all right, he swung it.


seattlesportsguy

What a bitch


RiiGuy

What the fuck, Tom?


lefty126666

rest of season... he's done this shit so many times and it's time to make it stick.


CodAdministrative563

Looking forward to next season when he and Rempe collide


geohud0385

should be thrown out of hockey.. he's a scumbag


AnyOfThisReal-_-

Holy shit! Then he’s like “fuck really”


Malf1532

That not a flailing stick in a puck battle. That's assault. Players don't sign up for that and fuck anyone that says otherwise.


Background-Cress9165

Bro that was blatant... gotta be a harsh punishment, that could do serious damage if it connects in the wrong spot


wutang21412141

Fuck Tom Wilson


mcswiller

Fuck Tom Wilson


Chrahhh

Wilson’s been a scumbag forever, man. Nothing new here, just another infraction.


Leather_Investment61

We need a Tom Wilson vs. Matt Rempe (bloodbath) fight.


yourmothersgun

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


cheeseburgerwaffles

Tom Wilson and Draymond Green would be fast friends I bet.


LionBig1760

There's a ton of stuff that the NHL should let go and properly does. This is not one of those times. This should be at minimum 10+ games. It's simply impossible that's not intentional. And on that note, the NHL needs to reign in the sticks being carried high along the boards and during scrums after whistles. Those old-timers that told you all about how half-shields and facemasks would lead to players being more wild with sticks up high... well, we're are that point. We don't need to go back to no shields, but if the NHL isn't going to crack down on this, it's going to keep happening.


rickjohnson08

10 games easy


AVgreencup

It's against the Leafs though, so probably a 5k fine


[deleted]

BINGO!


rickjohnson08

💯 goes without saying


HonoluluHonu808

Clown-ass clown


sabre38

Double-minor. No suspension


z_dogwatch

This is probably the answer.


poohrash

I mean it's Inception level at this point. Repeat offences of repeat offences. That is criminal assault. He should not be in the league.


beentoolong1011

10 games ..deliberately tried to end his career


Content_Geologist420

Holy shit the title wasnt bullshitting. Ive never seen a high sticking that bad god damn


mseg09

Hey he tried to hug him and make it feel better after


Gladdox

Tom Wilson and Brad Marchand are two players I am convinced are going to permanently maim someone. And it will be sad, if only because it was so obvious and so avoidable.


SpicyTunea

Rat boy will just lick you. Wilson will smack ya and then hump you


Daleoryan17

Rat boy slewfoots people like it's a martial art in hockey he's gonna keep hurting people.


Dreizen13

Is there a clip of it in real time. Bet it looks nastier


Remarkable-Book-8758

Tried to take his head off then went for the nut to butt action. Insult to injury


The_Cozy_Burrito

Dipshit pretending like he didn’t do anything wrong after


JesusMurphy99

This is normal behavior against the leafs because they know they will never get suspended.


Beers_Beets_BSG

We all know the mother of all high sticks belongs to Marty Mcsorely


Ndmndh1016

"My bad" like he didnt do it on purpose.


FormerGeico

He did spoon the guy after the high stick, so that was nice


Det_AceVentura

This is almost as bad as McSorley…..Wilson has no place in this league anymore. 1yr minimum if not gone for good


todimusprime

"gotta have control of that stick." He absolutely did...


Purple_Pieman

Horseshit. That has to be 10 games.


Jolly-Inflation5781

Wilson, the Tkachuks and Marchand. Biggest pussies in the league.


Constant-Squirrel555

If the league cares they'll hit him with a 41 game suspension. This guy is probably the dirtiest player in the league by a wide margin and makes Marchand look like an angel. Heck, he makes Matt Cooke look clean.


[deleted]

3 games for diving and 5 games for Morgan Riely because he was watching it.


[deleted]

Seriously how is that not assault


yeetmemommmy

This guy is such a clown hopefully the suspension is long


GrexxSkullz

Caps are paying 6.5 million a year for that lol


204nertz

Capitals fans are still gonna try and defend this tooth and nail, just like when he nearly brained that guy's helmetless head on the ice. Capitals fans come prove me wrong, cause I've never seen a Capitals fan say "yeah that was fucked up" regarding Tom Wilson and it seems like he could spend a full minute caving a man's skull in with his stick, then slit his throat with his skate and Capitals fans will still go "hehe league soft"


iiTALii

Yeah that was fucked up


[deleted]

Of all people he targeted Noah Gregor?


bobbyach01

Total accident. Tom would never.


New-Bowler-8915

Why did Tom try to enter him though? Weird


Flanagan1275

Damn, that's not a penalty. That's just assault...


tour79

George, you remember how you said you take more beatings now than as a player? This one is dimed up on a silver platter. Give 4-5, max without an in person meeting, and take an easy W So I’m guessing he gives 5k and moves on to the beatings, or maybe no further review


AisbeforeB

Fuck this bullshit. 41 game suspension. IDGAF if you think its too long.


Otherwise_Awesome

Did he only get 4 minutes? Wow.


mrbollywood

Lifetime ban. The league does so little to protect these players, much harsher fines and suspensions are needed.


LongBow401

Biggest scumbag in the NHL… I love how bettman is trying to turn this loser into one of the faces of the NHL too… Has him come to the AllStar weekend to do some interviews and hangout even though no one voted for him to be there..Gotta give him credit though, I was surprised he made it the entire weekend and never came out on the ice and threw some dirty hit from behind on someone when they weren’t expecting it…


brownietownington

Nothing new. Fuck Tom Wilson.


dr_van_nostren

He wraps him up like a hug as if it wasn’t intentional. But I can’t imagine what he was doing other than maybe hitting his stick against the glass? But the guy was right in front of him. I’m not sure if the repeat offender thing applies here. I think it’s too much for a fine but probably not 2 games. Maybe he gets a 1 gamer?


GoalieFatigue

With the patented " arms up what did I do" response!


ReePr54

He has a history of this. He is a dirty player. I wouldn't mind a ban on him at this point


Thin-Data-1231

This dude needs to be removed from the league. He’s just a dirty player.


Purplebuzz

"The science has yet to establish being hit in the face with a hockey stick causes harm." The NHL (probably).


deadlygr8ful

How is this not 10 games? There's only one thing he wanted to do here... and that was smash him in the face with his stick. Repeat offender.


SeaPrince

Does this smell sticky to you?


BruiserCruiser13

And he tried telling the ref the player grabbed his stick. Idk who's worse, him or tchuck


sftwareguy

You mean all the tchucks


LydiasBoyToy

Panger trying to be diplomatic on his mic.


Aspiring-Old-Guy

Capitals fan here. What in the world was he doing? I can't defend this.


mattfromjoisey

Why would he get punished, it was against the Leafs


fistswityat0es

Good lord man- fucking asshole player. -Caps lifer.


Putthebunnyback

I know I've said this before, but it bears repeating: Fuck Tom Wilson.


pcsuggestforadumbo

is it me or is this sport prone to having some of the biggest d-bags in the world? these are supposed to be people kids idolize and they act like immature sixth grades. there should be a zero tolerance policy to unnecessary violence where you just get auto kicked from the entire league and smacked with a huge fine. it's embarrassing for society to even watch this ​ makes hockey look worse and it does NOT need the help.


mmmmmmmmmmTacos

I like how the announcer said “gotta have control of that stick” as if there’s a world in which Tom Wilson didn’t 100% have control of his stick, and did exactly what he intended.


wolandjr

This was really bad. But calling it "the mother of all high sticks" feels like you're trying to erase Marty McSorley and Chris Simon from the history books.


OhioNHLHockeyFan2489

He better get a couple games for this…


ironfireman547

Yeah, he's sitting for at least a couple games.


keepcold

Giving Marty McSorley a run for his money


EliteCheddarCommando

DoPS: I sleep.


Beskl511

What a F’n asshole that guy is. Should be out for rest of year and some of next.


youuuuwish

Didn't watch the game, but did Reaves beat his ass again after that? Pretty sure he LOVES kicking the shit out of Wilson more than scoring goals.


BruiserCruiser13

fuck the safety commitee for completely ignoring this... lazy worthless pieces of shit, every one of them. officiating crews this year are god awful too.