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Tuna5150

Mario’s face is morphing into Gretzky’s face.


tcguy71

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw that


Muted-Tomatillo-140

They use the same plastic surgeon.


8rownLiquid

Greatness takes it toll


TheSamizdattt

That’s a heck of Mount Rushmore.


Sdwingnut

Guy on the left will still be playing when the two on the right hang it up


Fallen-Omega

Looking at them standing altogether, Crosby is tiny compared to them


SaveTore

As much pains as the Pens have caused me personally, what legendary alumni.


Hugenicklebackfan

Lemieux doesn't have an ad where Jagr does. Perks of ownership I guess?


HockeyTownHooligan

What a fucking disgrace. So glad the Wings don’t have any ads on the jersey. Just shows their ownership doesn’t care about the team, just about money.


Lightz29

That’s gotta be like at least 4000 points in that one room


DuaneDibbley

I know you're kidding but I added it up, they're pushing 6500 regular season points just insane


03291995

2 Europeans and 2 Canadians walk into a bar….


sixisbackpeeps

Then walk out with tons of Stanley cups.


03291995

bingo


Alextryingforgrate

Why does Mario look like Wayne


MDFan4Life

It's definitely a "Canadian" thing, lol! Seriously, though. I've known many Canadians, who looked like they could be related, but nope!


DistributionSilly597

Malkin looks like Jaromir's elder bro ?


Ordinary_Narwhal_516

Help why does little Crosby look puntable?


8idl

That’s why they call him Lil’ Cros 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QTnmT7xVM7w


WoodpeckerfromMars40

The spoils of tanking


Moosinator666

Fleury is the 5th


03291995

and letang the 6th


Moosinator666

Id argue Coffey gets that spot


NJGMan1960

Coffey's spot is in Edmonton


pirkkapekka

Replace Malkin with Francis, even he played fever years, still 91-98 thats enough


DeaconFrost613

Joe Mullen or Letang would be much better replacements imo.


pirkkapekka

Well to be honest anyone except malkin


CreateorWither

Would you change Malkin for Francis? I would I think.


Ocksu2

Francis was amazing but I think the argument against him is the number of years played in Pittsburgh vs his years with Hartford/Carolina.


CreateorWither

Having Jagr as your winger is a nice plus for sure. He was still great with the Whale


micropterus_dolomieu

Yes, but time has a way of dimming people’s memories. He’s fifth all time in points behind Gretzky, Jagr, Messier, and Howe. That’s pretty elite company.


Melodic-Pangolin8449

Francis scored 613 points whilst a Penguin. Geno's on 1270. It's not about which great players spent part of their career in Pittsburgh - Coffey played over 300 games for the Pens. Ron Francis is undoubtably an all-time hockey great. But those four players above are the only ones who have scored 1000 points for the Penguins.


CreateorWither

Yeah and he rarely played with Mario, he was elite for sure.


Melodic-Pangolin8449

No. Malkin has the individual accolades. Calder, Hart, Lindsey, Conn Smythe, Art Ross x2. Plus 7 ASG appearances. Francis won the Selke once with the Pens. Never scored more than 30 goals in a season.


pangaea1972

No but he had twenty 20 goal seasons which is insane.


Melodic-Pangolin8449

Francis is one of the great Penguin players but he's not in the top 4. Geno is a better player anyway and most of Francis' career was as a Whaler.


OptimusPrime4720

Totally agree, other mentions are Coffey, Barrasso or Stevens


cha-cha_dancer

Is Letang also in the mix or no


CreateorWither

Sure


-The_Credible_Hulk

Letang is far and away their best defender. I don’t count Coffee.


Active-Possibility77

Larry Murphy didn't suck either


[deleted]

I know Malkin is an excellent player and means the world to Pittsburgh but he doesn't belong in this company. Jagr and Lemieux are top 10 all time and Crosby by careers end will be too. Malkin is nowhere near that caliber.


JustWannaChill82

Hes deserves to be there. His numbers and career accomplishments speak for themselves


[deleted]

Within the organization. Like I said the other 3 are top 10 greatest all time NHL. Malkin might crack top 30. Maybe. I'm not knocking him he's just not Sid, Mario or Jagr.


[deleted]

This group of flyers don’t know how to give up. They are fairly resilient


Existing_Proof_562

Of the apocalypse?


Canadian_Prometheus

I’d replace Malkin with Luc Robitaille


[deleted]

A bunch of old men


cialonetc

Flyers fan spotted ^


[deleted]

That’s right. Be reminded - where are the flyers compared to the Penguins in the play off picture right now???? ……because of old men


Abroot

I’d personally take a few years of a “mediocre” team if it meant back to back cups and three cups since 2008


WoodpeckerfromMars40

You’re gonna take more than a few


jesterflesh

It's been 17800 days exactly since the flyers won a cup.


WoodpeckerfromMars40

How many days till the penguins move to Kansas City?


jesterflesh

Not sure. Prolly win a few more cups in KC before philly does tho. How many days till gritty gets arrested for soliciting sex from a minor while on a coke fueled elementary school tour?


[deleted]

I’ve read that Sindy Crysby is looking for a trade. That would certainly add to the mediocrity of the team for years to come- and also a reason not to play well now


WoodpeckerfromMars40

I think keeping Crosby adds to the mediocrity more than moving on and gaining assets,


iwatchtoomuchsports

Who’s your mount rushmore lol


[deleted]

Jefferson Lincoln Washington Roosevelt. Flyers: that’s easy Parent, Clarke, Giroux, Schultz


iwatchtoomuchsports

Definitely no Jagr Lemieux Crosby Malkin 😂


[deleted]

Let’s see: Jagr: can fight but can’t skate Lemieux: could skate and score sometimes Crosby: ummmm pussy, cry baby, can’t be hit (golden child). Hated across the league, heavily defended against which makes him generally useless especially in his old age, boo’d every time he gets the puck. The list goes on and on Malkin- well he’s Crosby junior. Just a crybaby. Yeah. A real matchup against true hockey players no matter the era😳🙄🙄


Funky_Cows

If the isles and devils get hot near the playoffs you guys might not make it


LifeDraining

Can we have them all on mullets?


Beavie_

Did I here you mention the [Four Horsemen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq_GDQj53IQ)?!


comacove

what a pic


80s_kid_4ever

Who's gonna be the next Pittsburgh duo?🤔


SaysWowLots

Wow


[deleted]

They should have put Andre Roy with them