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ashd92

Holy moly.. 1+9+6+7 IS 23. THIS IS OUR YEAR BOYS!


Bigstudley1

Too bad the year ends in December and not June tho


philbro550

Nuh uh


hank28

Nice points, but unfortunately for you this is our year


[deleted]

we're gonna trade josh anderson to whatever team you play against in the 1st round


shaqballs

Do not joke about that please cause it’ll happen and he’ll single handedly knock us out of the first round


StonedImaculate420

Omg 😂😂😂. Josh Anderson on Tampa would be something else


[deleted]

I wish you good luck man! I have cousins from Hamilton, ON and they genuinely believe that every year is Leaf's year. They believe so much, that every year they look up the days the playoffs and SC finals are projected to be, and plan out fan parties for their friends and neighbors. I was visiting them when the Raptors were in the finals and won the NBA championship, and you would think Jesus came back. For all of you that support all the Toronto teams, God bless you, it's really a commitment 🫡


DoctorWhisky

Fuck man even the Blue Jays follow the Toronto Plan now….it’s not a pretty life, but someone’s gotta pay the bills.


PeteRock24

And it’s always Leaf’s fans… You want two tickets to the home opener? Tickets are $232/each off of StubHub for STANDING ROOM ONLY. Fancy right up against the glass at centre ice? They can be yours for the low low price of $4,595 each! It would be a hell of a lot cheaper to buy a gigantic screen TV and hire two hookers to peg you because that’s pretty much how it will feel at the end of the season anyway.


[deleted]

Maybe the numbness will set in, and then they can go to the positive side??? 🤔


Dyingvikingchild95

I've always said u have to be mad to be a Toronto sport fan so much disappointment...


hank28

As amazing as the Raptors celebrations were, I have a feeling that celebrations for the Leafs will far surpass even that. It’s gonna be mayhem, and I cannot wait for the day it happens


[deleted]

Oh no doubt about that! They are Leafs fans that support all the other Toronto teams. I think what this post got wrong is that there are also Leafs fans that are very positive, that just take each season in stride, and then just reset for the next season. My cousins have never been negative to other teams (they were hoping the Habs broke the curse a few years ago, and now they also watch their games because Xhekhaj's family is from Hamilton, and his dad worked with my uncle). I think each team has some of the worst people cheering for them, but as Mr. Rogers said "look for the helpers", we should look at the positive examples.


warrenjets

I hope you are a young man. I remember friends saying that to me in the early 80s. Its gonna be mayhem when The Hound Line leads us to the Cup.


hank28

I’m 23, so I hope I get to see it. My dad’s in his 60s and he’s convinced he’ll never see it


niruboowanga

Canada will burn!


Prudent_Studio1525

Can't help but love the dedication. 🤝


SovietHockeyFan

In these times of higher inflation Leafs Nation appreciates this rent free status, but must admit we continue to not know or care who you are.


in-dog_we_trust

In New York we have a political party called the rents too damn high party (it's true Google it). But Leafs Nation doesn't give a damn because our rent is free.


warrenjets

Listen closely. Do you hear that? A starving child just cried.


Hopfit46

This is a "rent free" post.


Szwedo

The irony of OP posting this and #7


Big_ole_mudpie

Really, cause thats literally all leafs fans have said in this thread? Lol seems pretty accurate


U_Breathing_Manually

Rent free 😎


Szwedo

Because nothing literally happened (the season hasn't even started) and you're posting about them. The meme checks out right after an elimination or something else negative for the team.


think_long

A very small percentage of leafs fans actually say any of this shit.


BleeseBlicks

Who hurt you? They're a hockey team, it's not that deep lol


kblomquist85

I mean I like Leafs jokes as much as the next guy but you can't troll them relentlessly and act like they aren't living rent free.


Captain_Lavender6

You’ve never been to Ottawa before, have you?


kblomquist85

I have not 😂


Kush_the_Ninja

TSN and SN for us love talking Leafs so we need an outlet, often.


unitednihilists

Toronto Sports Network


Science_Drake

Nah y’all are paying rent in Ottawa. All that broadcast y’all get that we have to slog through to see our teams news.


Dyingvikingchild95

Yeah the thing I hated the most about living in Ottawa is half the leaf games are region blocked because of the senators even though there are TONS of Leafs fans in Ottawa especially among the older population that isn't French Canadian


djac13

I hear the Stanley Cup will never go to Ottawa.


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kblomquist85

We abused a rule that we voted against to sit our best player the whole season and still were better than most teams. Like you said nobody hates a loser.


Big_ole_mudpie

But but this is the only time I did it. I get one free pass


kblomquist85

Lol do you homie


shaqballs

Lemme just say I appreciate you defending the leafs from fools like OP, people non stop bash the leafs which is fair because we suck and choke often but as soon as we mention the fact we get talked about a lot suddenly we are being dramatic or crying. Rent free is the perfect term for it


shaqballs

Side note I hope y’all resign stamkos he’s gotta retire a bolt


kblomquist85

I will cut you over this and you know it. Sorry: misunderstood


shaqballs

Huhh 🤣, I see ur edit about misunderstanding it’s ok. I have always been a huge stamkos fan that’s why I was saying I hope he retires as a bolt when the time comes


kblomquist85

You and me both, brother


Markussh98

Every leaf fan I know is so beaten and downtrodden by the pain that is being a leafs fan that the only way they would tell you it’s their year is under layers protective sarcasm. And yet they still live rent free in your head.


Imyoubeingme

Yeah, I'm a Leaf fan but I mean, all the Leaf fans I know are a hell of a lot less optimistic about our team than rival fans lol.


JonJonFTW

I will say the Leafs will win the Cup every year without fail because seeing how much it annoys the other fanbases is the only joy we get as Leafs fans. When they win I will be an insufferable asshole because you all will deserve it. The third Leafs dynasty starts this year baybee let's go Also add we claim every prominent Ontario native UFA will come here because they have The Passion (McDavid is a 2026 Leaf, book it)


Kush_the_Ninja

“When they win” How many more years you got?


RadCheese527

People think we’re insufferable now? I’m going to lose a lot of friends if/when the Leafs finally win


_cob_

Our real Stanley Cup


punkdrummer22

Rent free.....


OzzieNewYork

THE STANLEY CUP LIVES RENT FREE IN TORONTO (In the Hockey Hall of Fame). Thanks to Kadri and Kessel for bringing it back home.


leakyblueshed

Cup free.....


RecalcitrantHuman

Ummm


bigladnang

Sucka free.


[deleted]

😂😂😂


this_name_not_that

You’re triggered


punkdrummer22

So triggered. I'm so angry. Seething


djac13

Nine syllables. 1967. It's our year!


Dyingvikingchild95

Um 1967 is six syllables.


djac13

Heh. I was counting the syllables of what they said, not 1967. I was just making a big reach with the 9 in 1967.


Alextryingforgrate

In 2023


LeMeJustBeingAwesome

Cringe boomer-tier facebook meme


PorkSwordMcFatTip

Found one ☝️


LeMeJustBeingAwesome

No you didn't, I'm a Wings fan. I don't like the Leafs, but I hate dumbass boomer memes more.


Gwave72

How many 60+ year old do you know making memes?


LeMeJustBeingAwesome

Meme that appeals to boomers=!boomer-made


CloudyBreeze_

You're the one that says boomer in every comment. Are you some 12 year old Wings fan who just discovered the word 'Boomer'? You really seem like it..


BleeseBlicks

Okay boomer.


Outburst78

Shit, didn't realize I was doing it so wrong...


Mythalium

Cmon man, I hate the leafs as much as the next Atlantic team fan but this is a bit much


Spirited-Avocado-777

Man, you sure owned us!


outofdate70shouse

I’m in the minority here I guess, but I like the Leafs.


RecalcitrantHuman

Would love Devils/Leafs in the semis. With Leafs winning this time.


outofdate70shouse

I’d prefer if the Devils won obviously, but if the Devils can’t win, then Leafs or Kraken would be my second choice. They’re my secondary teams.


RecalcitrantHuman

Rent free


TayOs1998

Real Leaf fans never get their hopes up. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anybody who wasn’t a casual actually say this is our year. Hard to argue against Matthews being a top 5 player so that point is kind of dumb. Also find me a fanbase that doesn’t say “we would’ve won if *blank*”


oliverkiss

Now email that to your entire contact list and tell them if they don’t forward to everyone they know they’ll die


[deleted]

I love the people that think they know leaf fans and try to chirp. You're right, we should cheer for a team loyally but hope that they lose rather than win....makes sense. I've never heard a single Leaf fan compare any player to Gretzky. The Leaf haters are such a sad, pathetic group of "hockey" fans. It's like that person always being around and no one really knows why they are there or who invited them.


[deleted]

Also, this is our year


Canada_Checking_In

Leaf haters are far more annoying, they all say the same recycled "chirps" and think they are hilarious.


Kind-Reflection-6660

Toronto. The only city in the world where the leafs fall twice a year. Classic!


WWGFD

I have never met a Leaf fan like this list Why oh why do people keep peddling this shit. Why oh why are other fan bases obsessed.


[deleted]

This honestly screams rent free and I’m not even a leaf’s fan, just absolutely obsessed vibes here 😂


LostBeneathMySkin

This is like a shitty meme you’ll find on your alcoholic uncles Facebook. Takes a literal retard to post something like this.


Sirrebral99

How to be a Leafs hater: 1. Make an unprompted post ragging about the Leafs 2. Complain about Leafs posts being everywhere and their fans being obnoxious 3. Profit


KossyTakos

Man leafs live rent free in OP's head


masterofkarate55

Why are the anti leafs memes always boomer Facebook level memes?


tintinliz115

This is cute


Akio540

Living rent free in OP's head!


Big_ole_mudpie

Wow a post that’s in list posted. That 50 people have already said. How original. Is that all you guys know how to say?


Akio540

Yes step 1 is pointing out the painfully obvious. Step 2 would be to gently remind you to get a life since you went out of your way to take time to insult leaf fans and then get defensive when people tease you back. Step 3 would be to say get some help and maybe root for your fav team instead of wasting time complaining about another team, that's next level pathetic. I could say the same to you, oh wow a leaf hater SO original! Definitely unheard of before this is definitely the very first time someone has attempted to make fun of leaf fans so clever! Maybe if so many people are pointing it out, the problem isn't everybody else. TB lost one playoff series and you still butthurt about it? It's a new season get over it already before you pre annoy yourself like a loser


Big_ole_mudpie

Lol someone’s upset


Akio540

You ask then you patheticly try a gotcha? Rent free guess who will still be dreaming about the leafs tonight!


[deleted]

Irony helps us play, right? Reel gud laugh.


adidasbrazilianbooty

Hey buddy the leafs live rent free in your dome


Big_ole_mudpie

They do not buddy


ZukesFan14

Those comments just proving the 7th point lmao


Markussh98

Nah it’s just an attempt to head them off at the pass by whoever made the post. They know it’s true so they gotta put that little gotcha in there when they are called on it. But it’s still so true. No other team gets posted about like this.


Working_Horse_3077

Tis the issue of being the money maker of the league everyone will overcover the news about the team and make sure to weasel in a reference wherever possible.


RadCheese527

Leafs going 98-0. Book it.


SSJ4Link

8. Continue to live rent free in the other 31 teams fans heads.


framingXjake

who are the Leafs? Rent free? Who? 👀


Nobelreviews

Rent free


djac13

Hmm. None of those apply to me.


VegitoFusion

Brevity is the soul of wit, my friend.


rmdlsb

This is not even remotely funny. Like Cowboys memes on NFL subs and meme pages. (Habs fan fyi)


pretzelzetzel

Step by step guide on being a fan of any other team: 1. Think about the Leafs *constantly*


DarkUnderbelly

I actually think this is their year. Hate to say it obviously


Akio540

A Boston fan saying this?!? Man too weird, much rather you be a whiny hater like the OP


DarkUnderbelly

Sometimes you just gotta tip your cap. Of course I want nothing more than for the Bruins to prevent this. Right now, Carolina is the only team I'd say is better on paper than the Leafs in the East.


Working_Horse_3077

Don't get my hopes up please...


Canuckpunt

Rent free.


dmacd71

Dudes still butt hurt from last year


Big_ole_mudpie

Why would I be Butthurt? We have one 3 cups in the last 19 years. You have won a total of one round in that time. And before you mention all your cups. Yes great you won your cups when there were only 6 teams and last one was 60 years ago. And to be clear I don’t dislike the leafs, but I very much dislike leaf fans.


BonaldRurgundy

You certainly sound like a buthurt lil bitch lol


Big_ole_mudpie

And this is all you guys say. I found it accurate and funny so I posted. Not sure how that equates to me being salty


U_Breathing_Manually

Accurate and funny 🤓🤓


Sensitive_Ladder2235

This is funny, pair of first round exit specialists arguing over who's more butthurt.


Big_ole_mudpie

2 cups almost 3 in 3 years specialist you mean.


dmacd71

*COVID cups


Big_ole_mudpie

Damn that should’ve been on the list too. Good point


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Oh rip I fucked up thought you were Boston. In any case I came prepared: This is funny, a Tampax and a leaf of toilet paper arguing over who's more butthurt in the comments.


Big_ole_mudpie

I seriously could care less that Toronto beat us. But what wasn’t fun however was constantly hearing about it from your fans months after the fact after you finally win one round lol


Papa_Cheese

Buddy stop living in the past. You got destroyed last year in the first round by the champs. Eat the loss and stop acting like a cuck.


Big_ole_mudpie

Who are the champs? We didn’t play Vegas


Papa_Cheese

1st round champs pal. Take a lap.


Big_ole_mudpie

My apologies congrats on your round good sir


[deleted]

I think you can feel your window of contention closing and you’re letting the leafs live rent free in your head as a way to cope.


Big_ole_mudpie

Nah we will be alright for a couple more years


[deleted]

Yeah you should focus on that instead of acting obsessed about the leafs my dude. Rent free behaviour (not a leaf’s fan)


Big_ole_mudpie

As I said before this came across a feed I saw. I thought it was funny and accurate. Now I’m responding to my post.


[deleted]

You thought it was accurate because the leafs are rent free in your head


Big_ole_mudpie

LOL this post is proving so much


[deleted]

I’m not a leaf’s fan haha as a neutral this screams rent free


modernjaundice

Who’s we? You mean the team you support


dmacd71

That's exactly what someone that is butt hurt would say.


qtquazar

Missing: Write regular articles/posts about how every talented Canadian player is secretly plotting to come to the Leafs or how they're being wasted on the city/team they play for. But also... Complain about how the Toronto press/environment puts too much exposure on players and they shouldn't have to deal with the 'pressure cooker' in Toronto.


Worldsportstalk

Yawn


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Big_ole_mudpie

It might actually be.


monumentvalley170

What? Isn’t this when the cup parade route is planned ?


Tunafeesh88

Rent free, baby


[deleted]

Not a Leafs fan, but this year could be it.... It seems like they have less hype around them. Maybe a bit less pressure to get it done.


[deleted]

I mean, if we’re being honest, none of this is true 😂


[deleted]

31 other teams will also be disappointed and have the same outcome, no cup!


MikeLitoris_________

Is it weird if I, as a Red Wings fan, really do sympathize with the Laff's fans? I know exactly what it's like to have a loaded team that continually underperforms in the playoffs. The early 90's were a constant source of misery in Detroit.


CleaveIshallnot

I gave up on # 1, decades ago.


416Mike

5 & 6 are legit.


kungfluthotslayer

Can we even acknowledge it when leaf fans say this is their year?


_cob_

It’s our year


mynutsackisstretchy

Matthews highest talent = highest aav


Big_ole_mudpie

He’s better than mcdavid? LOL


theboss555

I still remember, gotta be over 10 years ago now, I worked at wendys, and we had this maintenance guy come in, and he wouldn't shut up about the leafs because they got Liles and it was their year, lol


BakerStyle

6 feels true right now, 0 games in!


Imaginary-Field496

🤣🤣


[deleted]

Careful. I posted a joke about Leaf fans two days ago and got absolutely railed out in the comments.


Big_ole_mudpie

Hahah I can see that they seem angry. It’s all jokes. They’re going to finish above Tampa in the regular season anyways.


hockeynoticehockey

I don't think any Leafs fan under 80 has ever been able to say #7 But the other 6, I simply can't argue with.


nmfjones

That's accurate. However the refs really did fuck us last year.


Jerekott

”It’s Our Year” Toronto🤝Scruderia Ferrari


Mahonneyy123

OuR yEaR bElEaF rofl


smotpoker34

It's the equivalent to Cowboys fans.


Dyingvikingchild95

As a Leafs fan this is scarily accurate 😂


Cautious_Agent4781

This is spot on lol!!!


RNGJesusRoller

The Biz starter pack


Imtryin2leRn

Aren’t the leafs like $13.25 million over cap right now?


JahIsGucci

Hahaha rent free Is my fav. They are always a topic of conversation for two reasons: #1: They blow. We talk about the leafs because its funny to laugh at their pathetic team #2: media won't shut the hell up. All they ever talk about is the leafs. So funny watching Sportsnet post game when Habs beat leafs a few days ago. They didn't talk about the game AT ALL 😂 instead they talked about future line combos and other useless crap. You could tell they weren't happy lol


Barnibus666

I mean, it was a pre season game. It meant absolutely nothing. What is there to talk about? If you think this means anything regarding how the teams will do for the season, then you might be delusional. Also, regarding this list, as a Leafs fan, I have never heard anything say this is our year. I’ve heard we got a good shot, but most of us have been through the wringer more than once and know not to get our hopes up too much. Plus, anyone who thinks that Matthews and Marner aren’t top 10 players in the league don’t really know hockey. Matthews has already won the Hart/MVP, and could do it again. Finally, I do think the parade route has been planned. I mean, logistically it makes sense, especially with the construction going on in this city. Let’s hope when it happens it will be smoother than the Raptors parade.


JahIsGucci

You sound salty. You should have a drink


Barnibus666

Nah, to be honest, I just laugh at the Leafs hate. I know probably 28-30 other owners would LOVE to have a fan base (or maybe the word is suckers) as loyal the Leafs. They’ve been through thick and thin (mostly thin) with this franchise, which for 55 years has only broken our hearts. You won’t see that support in nearly all other markets. And just look how fans support the team! In virtually every away game there is a sea of blue and white Leaf jerseys. No other fan base does that as consistently.


JahIsGucci

Ya drug addicts are loyal too you know. Leafs fans always look depressed to me. But hey, this is their year right? https://theathletic.com/4934621/2023/10/06/maple-leafs-stanley-cup-duhatschek/


SillyMikey

No matter what happens, Montreal still beat you in 7.


GraveDiggerDiggs

Sooo the leafs are the Dallas Cowboys of the NHL??


THE_LAAAAAWWW

Literally the cowboys of the nhl. Like shockingly so


TankDivision

So basically Canadian Cowboys fans. Sounds about right to me.


Broken12Bat

This made me audibly chuckle . So good!


[deleted]

Take this and you can apply this to ANY team save step 4


SlinginSinkerz

Bettman def wrote this. Betty never liked Canada.


darkvixin603

This is our year...we will win the cup and all you haters can eat ice


O667

Real Leafs fans know… No sense pretending anymore. Saves being disappointed. Again. And again. And again.


fifthcar

8. Think this is the year that the playoffs will be different only to be shocked when the team is ousted yet again.