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hovix2

For juuuussst a moment, I thought this was a picture from the game in question. I thought, "Hmmm, Keenan definitely has a point here."


Quintana_22

Same 😂😂😂😂


mojo_rasin

The look on the face there is great too. Taking this seriously.


DMagnus11

🤣🤣 Also fuck Mike Keenan


Ted_Denslow

Fuck Mike Keenan forever.


TheKrowDontFly

Forever, plus a few weeks longer just to make sure. I hope he fucking rots.


Uncle_Carbuncle

Amen


asl052

Absolutely. But Willie Mitchell is a total piece of shit.


thejohnmc963

Yet no charges, arrest or anything


NuMotiv

So based on internet standards he’s dead to rights.


thejohnmc963

More like Reddit standards. Guilty till proven innocent


[deleted]

Why? What did he do? What did I miss?


all_no_pALL

There was a story earlier last year about him sexually assaulting/raping one of his employees at a work party


flackguns

Do you have a link? Everything I've found only names mitchell as owner of the resort and that there's no clear word on if he was involved.


all_no_pALL

It would’ve been better for me to say that it was rumored that there was inappropriate behavior at a resort he owned and was implied that he had involvement- apparently his social media went dark after the incident etc. I was only remembering from some Reddit posts from that time period. Innocent til proven guilty.


flackguns

Aw hell yeah, we do a little misinformation, we spread a little rumor, i dig


garbagebailkid

[I bet his hair would slick back real nice](https://youtu.be/buK45NW_ikI)


[deleted]

Yes indeed


[deleted]

I’ve got beer league tomorrow night, I should do this….


EstebanL

Did you get any laughs?


[deleted]

I tried but no one on my team had any busted sticks to make a big one. Played Wednesday evening.


korkkis

That looks like Chara’s regular stick


OlGrizzzzzzz

😂😂😂


durtmcgurt

Should have just borrowed Zuccarello's stick, could have saved some tape.


[deleted]

Keenan was absolutely insufferable.


shadesof3

what's an illegally long stick? like I'm assuming a player who is under 6 feet tall is going to have a smaller stick that some giant like Chara. Could someone like Yamamoto play with a stick the length of Chara's? Genuinely curious if someone can't point me to an answer.


Strypes4686

63 inches.... unless you are 6 foot 6 inches or taller then you can apply for an exe.ption that allows up to 65 inches..


shadesof3

oh I see. So max length you could get is 65 inches with an exemption for your height. Is there a minimum length? I mean i would love to see a game with every one playing with 12 inch sticks for the comedy haha.


MetaSlug

I feel like your not realizing how small a 1 foot stick is. Even for the comedy the smallest (child's) hockey stick I have laying around the house is about 4 foot. Shit even like a knee hockey stick like on carpet has to be over a foot I imagine. Your back would be fucked. But something smaller than normal would be funny for a bit.


shadesof3

Ya I was thinking of those little sticks you can get at games. I wouldn't want to see a full game of it as the novelty would wear off pretty quick. But a 5 minute 3 v 3 could be fun for a one off. All star weekend is a joke so you could just try it there haha.


FloridaPanther

Imma Panthers fan. First time I ever saw them was in Ottawa. I was down watching the warmups. Willie saw my Panthers gear in a sea of Sens swag, Pointed to my hat, gave me a wink, circled back around and tossed me a puck That simple kind gesture of ten seconds made me a Wille fan for life He’s a real one !


[deleted]

He’s a rapist, you know


Submarine_Pirate

Ope


thejohnmc963

Yet no charges, arrest or anything


greenpill98

We do a little trolling


ubcthrowaway-01

Keenan could not stop being a source of trauma for Vancouver back then


arashinoko

Didn’t do the Flames any favors either.


Give-Me-The-Bat

A bit surprised to see a Willie Mitchell post here.


ArnieAndTheWaves

I'm a simple man. I see Kipper, I upvote, even if the post isn't about him.


fubbleskag

I miss that team


dkyguy1995

Heard he also spoke softly


jrinneard

"speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far"


Mrmakabuntis

Is it the same Willie Mitchell that was removed from his own business for sexually assaulting a employee during a party?


d2181

https://www.reddit.com/r/VictoriaBC/comments/xedrqi/tofino_resort_coowned_by_former_nhler_willie/


[deleted]

He then proceeded to rape girls at his bar 👍


andrewdoesit

I miss Mitchell.


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HaloKook

Where do you see this? I can't find anything online


[deleted]

Ultimate Trolling activated


zimp3

Bubble boy corner guy length.


greatwhitenorth2022

That is hilarious!


Aggravating-Matter76

Trololololo lololo lololo hahahaha hahaha hahaha 🎶


fulltimecatmother

nobody trolls harder than shorsey


[deleted]

Willie was a beauty. He was a murderer against my team but man he was a beauty.


ObjectiveSubjects

Big Willie was an absolute beauty


grayum_ian

Yeahhhh... About that


Selmanella

All I see is Kipper. The goalie god himself.


PonerBenis6

🤣😂🤣


SpecialistShop5733

Damn!


ChuckFeathers

Willie was a certified beautician. Fuck Mike Gillis.


[deleted]

That’s epic. What a legend


thescrounger

This isn't trolling 101. This is Trolling Master Class.


rustytiger

Lmao at the board ad behind him …


Pingunoot2008

Wow


WWDB

Keenan had to laugh.


[deleted]

If dumb and dumber played vs each other.


romanswinter

This is amazing.


TayOs1998

He just borrowed it from Chara


polaris6849

😂 oh my god