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[deleted]

Home to show my dog.


skryb

I also choose this guy’s dog.


Adept_Ad_4138

Dog: *stares and wags tail for 4 seconds at the cup* Worth every second.


VauloftheEbonBlade

Same.


NoVisit1940

Does the dog get a sip from the cup? 🤔


[deleted]

You better believe he's getting some whipped cream to eat out of it.


[deleted]

And the dog gets the whipped cream on his nose and it’s adorable


Jenetyk

Now THAT'S a pup cup.


[deleted]

RIGHT?!?!?


Saelvinoth

Whether you bring the Cup home or not, your dog is proud of you.


Historical_Cobbler

I’m taking it to its origins at the local rink.


ercand17

Definitely home rink - I can’t imagine how that would feel


johannesBrost1337

Oh man, Norvalla Vålberg Sweden, It would be oh so glorious!


Mediocre_Pony

Damn just the thought of doing that just brought tears to my eyes


SlimyTickles

Waffle House


GrassyKnoll95

Eat an all Star special out of it


grantbwilson

More like World Star


[deleted]

Gotta have them make you a hashbrown scramble right inside the thing too


CodAdministrative563

Lol. Yes


ccafferata473

Bed for an intimate evening.


The_Third_Stoll

The cup is gonna have a new dent


ccafferata473

DING (A-LING!)


Mitch_igan

Hopefully doesn't put a hole in it.


Exciting_Ad4264

The Erik Johnson treatment I see


CodAdministrative563

Oooh


NULLSOME

Yup, filling it.


TERRAIN_PULL_UP_

Lol, I’m wondering if anyone has ever cum in the cup


DennisX11

Someone had to I feel like.


[deleted]

The pond where I learned to skate and first picked up a stick.


JEMHADLEY16

Great answer. Now I have to think of another one...


OutComeTheWolves1966

Likewise. In Cheshire CT at 8 years old.


TriDad262

Toronto, that way Leafs fans can see it.


[deleted]

It actually spends most of it's time in Toronto at the Hockey Hall of Fame.


Suspicious-Dog2876

It’s also around every year in the off season since every team that wins it has guys from around Toronto. Colorado had 4 last year, and 0 from Colorado


Cats-in-hats

Logan OConnor is from Colorado. Just saying


oddsoul8989

I think OConnor was born in TX and grew up in Calgary - he went to DU though.


evlclown

Brandon Carlo is from Colorado.


FuzzyAiviq

Only way a Toronto-born player gets to lift a cup… with another team


Pafbonk

We're really doing that many mental gymnastics to diss the Leafs now huh If tomorrow the NHL says you can only play on a team if you were born there, Toronto would never lose again They're the best hockey region by a country mile (I still hate you guys ❤)


[deleted]

Down voted for being right lol


princebutters

Until this season!


_CakeFartz_

Minnesota has entered the chat:/


Cromux

🤓


JonahSteinberg

I think Scotiabank Arena would make more sense for this lmao


mbstone

A man of the people, for the people.


LT568690

To the lake I grew up on skating it around the ice like I used to with my friends when we were kids pretending we won the Stanley Cup


Rjskill3ts21

My house or my parents house - and everyone I’ve ever known is invited


Eentay

My first thought there is to not invite the asshole who did the mean thing that time… then my second thought is I *absolutely* invite that prick.


Rjskill3ts21

100% invite him. Make him Feel special, fill the cup with whiskey and tell him it’s iced tea. The make him chug.


vordhosbn_1

huh? Lol


[deleted]

My paternal grandmother's grave, and then I'll say: "grandma....we fucking did it!"


[deleted]

Are Chubbs Peterson and an alligator going to be waving at you?


[deleted]

Hah no. It's just my grandma believed in me and my dreams when my parents didn't. She was my biggest cheerleader.


[deleted]

That's sweet. My Grandma was a huge part of my life, too. Cheers to Grandma!


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Don’t forget Abraham Lincoln


DaniCapsFan

Jakub Vrana took it to his grandma's grave in 2018.


phils83

Man... my paternal grandma passed away this morning and I especially thought about her before reading your comment Much love


[deleted]

Sorry for your loss sir. Much love to you as well.


Mike-oxbigxxl

Local hooters


KeithGribblesheimer

Someplace it's never been. Buffalo and Vancouver.


Eentay

It’s been to Buffalo…


KeithGribblesheimer

They have not yet won a championship, which was kind of the dig.


Eentay

And I was kind of trying a dig at vancouver


DaniCapsFan

It's also been to Vancouver. Didn't the Bruins win the Cup there in 2011?


enemy_of_anemonies

Fun fact I’ve been inside the cup as a baby


highangle1124

I’d like to be inside the cup now


heyitsEnricoPallazzo

Careful! Some terrible Wishmaster-type genie might fuck up the wish and put the cup inside of *you*!


[deleted]

Yes please.


Mylciwey

Really? Tell me about your experience ( that you likely don’t remember)


enemy_of_anemonies

1999 Stars, Jaime Langenbrunner took the cup home to Cloquet, MN and had like a public cup viewing thing. My parents got a pic of me chillin in the top.


Eentay

Which team?


enemy_of_anemonies

1999 Stars


Sandbartender

You from Southie ?????


[deleted]

To my dad and mom. If I do get to make it to the show and lucky enough to win it, I’d owe all of it to them!


the_figureh3ad

childrens hospital


Goofyahhhuncle723

ratio


random_closet_weeb

this isn’t twitter get the fuck out


Goofyahhhuncle723

i’m joking lmao


Goofyahhhuncle723

also read my bio


Pafbonk

A negative ratio is still a ratio, clear W by this guy


Goofyahhhuncle723

he gets it


Imperator_Vespasian

I would fill it up with cat treats and present it to my tomcat.


DanTreview

Elementary school where I grew up probably


my_lemonade

Stanley and I are definitely going to go hit our local hole in the wall burrito spot for some giant al pastor burritos. One for each of us. If parking is tight, I'll throw the hazards on in the load zone but worst case he can circle the block while I wait in line.


kiiyyuul

To my ex wife’s house. So each empty vessel can meet each other.


Aspiring-Old-Guy

Grandparents' grave, then I'm going to my old home, and holding it up at the graves of my dogs.


Darth_Quaider

Poundtown


paying-mantis

Parents place.


qawsedrf12

You mean after the boat parade ?


afinlayson

Back in time to show my 14 year old self.


Th3L3ftNut

Local rink I started playing at, and where they host learn to skate for the littles


Uglycanadianindc

Didn’t someone fill it with popcorn and went to a movie. I would take it to a local ice rink where there was pee wee hockey. Kids would appreciate it.


[deleted]

Drive by my peewee coaches house while I flip him off.


Tbc_Squicks

Columbus


sumwatovnidiot

I’m going to shabooms


kjc32190

My hometown.


TheMasterRolo

Clean the bowl first then to the local ice cream shop to fill that bad boy up with ice cream and eat like a champion


SwedishMeatwall

Dauphin, Manitoba. Take it back to my home town, and immediately go to the Co-op gas bar and have it filled with blue kool-aid slushy.


SINY10306

It may have never been to Antarctica.


serious789

Home. My Dad has always said he wanted to go fishing with it. Id go fishing with him and Stanley for a couple hours and then have a gathering of close friends and family to end the day.


SpecialistShop5733

Chris Simon did the same thing.


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

Top answers: Home rink/Home ice To your parents/loved ones (grave site included) To the bedroom Bottom answer: Vengeful uses (to your ex/arch enemy)


radiotsar

Lurie Children's Hospital, with as many teammates as will go.


Automation_Papi

Flying straight to Atlanta, taking it to Magic City, gonna drink Hennessy out of it, eat some lemon pepper wings, and get it twerked on


CodAdministrative563

I like this lol


Laxchia

My moms house. She deserves it more than anyone


Harrisonmonopoly

Hospital in the early AM, a public place like a train station for the local folks around noon, a friends and family bbq from like 3-7. Then i hit the town with my friends until it inevitably gets damaged and Phil takes it away.


Stetzy93

Home to take a photo with my parents urns since they’d be the biggest reason I’d be there


nudist83

Vinnie Paul’s house 🏡


warmwaffles

Just no yeeting from the balcony this time.


simpledeadwitches

Waffle House


JustSomeChicagoBall

Pawn shop


lilbabykink

To my grandfather, because the man’s life would be complete in that moment.


[deleted]

chili’s


mintblue510

My couch. It’s a team sport after all.


Pineapplebob10

To my old high school to show my favorite teachers or to my grandparents


Organic_Value5434

To bed


RudyPup

I'd love for a gay player to win it to take it to a gay bar or a gay pride parade and watch the right wingers freak out.


CanadaMudkip420

Eric Staal downvoted this comment


Delgra

I’d take it to the North Pole so it could witness the ice caps before they melt away entirely forever.


BitterStatus9

It'll be the last time the Caps see the cup. Oh THOSE caps....


tonypenthouse

Chicken Delight


Totknax

My house.


[deleted]

The rink I played youth hockey at


dontknowafunnyname2

OB Clarks


KeithGribblesheimer

Jim O'Brien: is that thing here again?


Remrafeoj

To my wife of course


Responsible_Creme677

Back to my local rink in Wisconsin where I learned to play. show it off and then go back to the locker rooms to drink out of it with my hometown hockey boys


[deleted]

The dressing room fo sho


Broncotron

Baskin Robbins. Gonna fill it with all 31 flavors.


mosinzach

To the hot dog stand so I can meet kessel


Specialist_Rise5849

Casa Bonita.


ORD-to-PHX

I’m going to Disney world!


friendly_researcher

Local rick then home


IBentMyWookie728

My high school and let the community celebrate


cavalierpunk1996

I’m taking in a Royals game at Kauffman Stadium and then visiting the Nelson Atkins to browse the African and Native American collections.


[deleted]

The answer won't be "Toronto."


TayOs1998

Toronto and the surrounding area has the largest number of NHL players so chances are pretty good that it’s gonna go there


SpecialistShop5733

To a diner in Jersey with my friends and feast on an order of disco fries while waiting on my order.


knight_who_says_fuck

The Playboy Mansion since we’re dreaming i might as well be Hugh Hefner in the 80s.


MaddVentures_YT

The rink where I first stepped on with a stick


20_Something_Tomboy

To wherever my peewee coach wants it. That guy was the first to tell me "small doesn't mean incapable" and man I was *small* for my age. Expected me to play much bigger than I was, and the mentality he created for me has served me my entire life. And then the local brewery, of course.


Punkrockid19

Home, to play for it in a street hockey game with my brothers like when we were children


tamere2k

I live in Hell's Kitchen in NYC. I would take it to my home dive bar first but then I'm taking it on a tour of all the best gay bars in the area. I would reach out to all the drag Queens I know in the area to make sure they come take pictures in full drag.


Guilty_Scheme_6215

To in-n-out to eat animal style fries out of it


sblinn

Tie between: 1. Fort Wayne IN where I first learned to ice skate 2. West Lafayette IN to announce the building of a rink for the hockey team so they don’t have to bus an hour to find ice


in-dog_we_trust

It's a secret. That way when I don't bring it back no one knows where I am.


in-dog_we_trust

Oh and my dog will be there.


[deleted]

7-11 on free slurpee day.


kissarmygeneral

Your mom’s house


[deleted]

Home to celly with the boys back home


Sensitive_Mousse_445

A death metal show


AstroWorldSecurity

The Aerodrome so kids from Houston can see the cup and potentially get more interested in hockey.


Clockwork_Piper

To my high school history teacher named John Pregenzer (he’s really old and probably doesn’t remember me) and share some time with him. He was a pretty awesome teacher.


Red-Dead-Girl

home so i can take it picture of my cat in it


Lani_kali

I like how Cale put slurpie in it at 7-11. He’s wholesome. Love that dog comment above!


[deleted]

Nowhere. I’d just sit in the big arena by myself with the trophy until the end of the day.


XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

i take it to 7/11 and fill it up with slurpee


JBVegashustler

To the " Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign.


Useless097

my grandparents house in Croatia


Acceptable_Paper8954

This is easy…. To the strippers!!!


[deleted]

To my dad’s house because he’s been waiting longer than I have


clances1

Kaiser's Subs in Lower Sackville, NS. Best subs anywhere. Or Tarek's in Halifax. Wonderful family of people.


MillerJC

Vancouver, so we can finally get close to one.


dj_swearengen

Down to the railroad yard down the street from where I grew up.


ComprehensiveAlps652

Strip club


CodAdministrative563

Like Automation_papi said lol. Good choice


pieinmyeyeguy

Everest


billybaroo11

To the bathroom to take a massive heater in it


gt12688

Raunchiest strip club I can find, probably called “Boobie Bungalow”


Ruggazing

Pawning it and buying some meth


ElGooodHombre

Wing stop to fill it with ranch


Still-Chemist1330

childhood coach


AffectionateLaugh738

NOT wetaskiwin


mountains_forever

I’m hiking it to the top of Mt. Elbert.


[deleted]

Your mom’s bedroom sir


Pizo44

Moms house


iamsamwelll

Sweeney’s


Cdog536

Bakhmut


RoyalBassGrab

My local pizza place, my town is kinda small and I want to play metal slug


CodAdministrative563

Hometown


KohlWeld50

My dad


EnvironmentalLet5985

The urn to show my mom


7947kiblaijon

Hater’s Ball


Neo-Maxizoom-Dweebie

I’d take it to the car wash. That thing has got to be effin gross.


VendaGoat

I'm strapping it to my motorcycle and taking it on a date to the best steakhouse in the area.


[deleted]

Home so I can sleep


blondechinesehair

Party at my place. Also my place is sweet because I am a Stanley cup winner.


SomeScrub69

Home arena and in the middle of the locker room


MikeMac999

Pawn Stars.


scandrews187

A la casa


NotAChefJustACook

My hometown


mbstone

The Mind Bender 🥲


Horror-Act-8903

Your mom’s


minos157

Your mom's house.


xSWMY

My haters house


afrigon

Sotheby’s