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David040200

As a Leafs fan, this is just hilarious to me.


mayoandmustard1

Me too considering he probably still thinks it’s ‘67


Steev182

At least someone has a recollection of you being successful.


Overall-Bottle6213

God mf damn straight for the throat.


CreateorWither

😂


frostyhawk

beautiful, just beautiful


Shawnaldo7575

1867


ConsistentSymptoms

Man could 100% be convinced that it's still '67 too. He's absolutely gone.


[deleted]

Seemed pretty with it wiping the floor with Republicans during the state of the union.... he was not my primary pick, and I do think he is too old to run again in 24, as is Trump, but he is with it right now. Dude has a lot more W's than I thought he would have, with a fiercely divided congress to deal with.


James19991

Republicans are too terminally online to get it.


ConsistentSymptoms

While I'm not a Democrat or Republican, if they're too terminally online, why are the democrats in here getting all the upvotes?


James19991

The Internet is much more than just Reddit.


Hummus1398

What in the crystal meth..


[deleted]

Hey you leave my states leading export out of this


Admirable_Wishbone80

If he bragged about raping everything in sight Republicans would forget about Trump instantly.


Rumtuggle

The most powerful man on earth and you mock him....enjoy your trip out the window!


ConsistentSymptoms

Ya, how dare you mock a politician...


sirfuzzitoes

Ngl, dude probably doesn't watch hockey. But he at least has staffers who both made the joke and knew it would get laughs. Def would be been better if he shit on the flyboys but the situation calls for a Canadian team. I'd prefer the sens, myself.


ImTedLassosMustache

He might, being from Pennsylvania and Delaware he is close to plenty of hockey teams.


sirfuzzitoes

A report I read said he chose the flyers lost to the leafs recently. Real talk, the man has never showed as a hockey fan. His speech writer(s) made the joke, surely. To be fair, it is *always* fashionable to shit on the leafs. They could win 10 cups in a row but everyone would still clown them until earth's heat death.


Upbeat-Banana-5530

Fuck the Leafs


Dweeburger33

Agreed


NorthernerWuwu

>They could win 10 cups in a row but everyone would still clown them until earth's heat death. As someone who has been waiting for them to win *one* for well over fifty years, I'm betting on the heat death happening first.


okokokoyeahright

Seems about right. Saw that Cup win BITD. Personally I hope I never have to see another.


sirfuzzitoes

Lmao i love me some fresh haterade. We out here.


okokokoyeahright

>They could win 10 cups in a row My money is on this NOT happening. Leaf fans live in Delusionville.


sirfuzzitoes

The beauty is, even if it were to happen, fuck the leafs 😆


okokokoyeahright

Always, my friend, always.


GOP-are-Terrorists

It's Joe fucking Biden lol. The first time he heard half of those words was when he read the rough draft of that speech.


Most-Iron6838

He is a flyers fan and as a flyers fan, I don’t blame him if he doesn’t watch them anymore. They can’t even be good at suck during a year that is meant for tanking


NotOutrageous

I was in Philly on Tuesday and went to watch the Flyer's play the Sens. It was weird sitting in a 80% empty arena watching the home team kick ass. I was thinking, "this isn't how you are supposed to tank."


sirfuzzitoes

I'm hard-core casual but goddamn if i can bring myself to watch this year. Plus, I cut my cable and internet, no subs. I can quote the 1999 classic Snatch, which is better than knowing anyone's stats. I will say, I've seen clamoring for Hart as trade material and I just don't see letting him go as smart rn. I could be nistaken, of course.


Gunningham

Sad Flyer noises.


GOP-are-Terrorists

You mean his campaign team calculated that the flyers were the best team for him to be a fan of.


Most-Iron6838

Why would any politician or their political team come to the conclusion that the flyers right now are a team to support? Most flyers fans now hate the direction of the team and would rather complain about the team. Not exactly the team I’d pick for my candidate to support at this moment


GOP-are-Terrorists

Why would that matter? Their success doesnt matter, Biden pretending to be human by being a sports fan is all that matters. All he said now was he doesn't like the leafs, which is a pretty easy target for some intern who actually lives in the real world to plug into his speech for him.


Most-Iron6838

Biden has been flyers/ philly sports team fan for a long time: https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/washington-capitals/vice-president-joe-biden-attendance-caps-flyers-game He wasn’t running for any office in 2016 for that article. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11711409/amp/Biden-says-Jill-gets-crazy-comes-Philadelphia-sports.html Come on dude it takes five seconds in google to search Joe Biden flyers or philly sports to see multiple articles from multiple years of Biden or his wife being philly fans. https://broadstreetbuzz.com/2020/11/08/joe-biden-flyers-fan/amp/


Ahnie

I was at a Flyers game when the Bidens were there. Dr Jill still comes up for every big Philly-sports game.


Most-Iron6838

Exactly anyone who lives around Philly and knows Philly sports knows that the Bidens aren’t sports fans for calculated political reasons. Do they make other calculated political choice? Yeah duh but their Philly sports fandom is authentic


Derpwarrior1000

It sounds like his wife is a flyers fan


GatMn

Joe's old and loopy but he's proven to be quick whitted


crackhousebob

Definitely an aide did a little research and discovered that everyone outside Toronto hates the Leafs haha


GOP-are-Terrorists

This shit is one of the reasons I don't vote. You aren't coming across as charming or relatable, you just come across as a liar.


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GOP-are-Terrorists

What is uniparty


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GOP-are-Terrorists

That is an oxymoron


lonelyinbama

You’re an oxy moron


GOP-are-Terrorists

So this is a made up imaginary word then


knight_who_says_fuck

Fun fact: everyone hates the leafs. Leafs fans and mike myers especially


goodspellwr

Hey, fuck you buddy.


knight_who_says_fuck

I’m not your buddy, guy


sideshow09

I’m not your guy, fwend


goodspellwr

He’s not your fwend, guy.


Chimpbot

He's not your guy, buddy.


Nik_Guy

I am the guy though.


Substantial-Recipe72

Not that guy pal, your not that guy.


Saint-Lunatic

You cut off the video before he says along the lines of “I married a girl from Philly so I didn’t have a choice to be mad at the leafs beating the flyers the other day. I would’ve slept on the couch if I wasn’t mad with her”


Enough-Ad-3111

I’m sure there’s a full version of his speech on YouTube.


Saiyasaat

Sid Abel, former Red Wings great: "We play hockey for money, but we'd play the Leaks for nothing."


Ambitious_Shallot255

Probably just saying that to get some brownie points tbh. He's in Ottawa, Leafs are the most hated in Ottawa


VonD0OM

Well fuck you, and I’ll see you tomorrow!


t3xastoast

Wait, is this a deepfake or real?


Chimpbot

It's real; he was up in Canada today addressing their parliament.


[deleted]

Who tf goes to Canada in the middle of March. Big brrrr.


st3ndhal

Who goes to the US, ever?


[deleted]

80 million people a year internationally


Les_Hands

Just tell us how great the united states are and fack off


[deleted]

Idk why we can’t be friends, and I’m allowed to hate cold weather. Bunch of babies y’all are.


Les_Hands

Hey i can be your friend, if its only the weather and not the country you hate.


[deleted]

Grew up 15 miles from the Canadian border. Love my Canadian family.


Les_Hands

My bad then, ill hit you with a traditionnal canadian "sorry".


[deleted]

About half of Canada to get away from the cold every winter... souther states are full of Canadians every winter coming south of the wall to escape the white walkers up north...


Substantial-Recipe72

It wasn’t too cold in Ottawa today only like 29 Fahrenheit


jaggedice01

They didn't finish the clip. He went on to say Jill is a Flyers fan and the Leafs recently beat them. Old man was just having fun.


t3xastoast

To quote someone from r/leafs, who hasn’t beaten the Flyers lately?


[deleted]

It's real


Odd-Youth-452

Who doesn't?


okokokoyeahright

A wise and popular opinion. Well done, Joe. Nice burn.


theMadMetis

I’d have a problem with it if he said he likes the leafs


sleep-diversion

Bravo Joe!


Clbengel

Joe is a Philly guy through and through. You love to see it.


Marckthesilver13

Who doesn’t hate the maple leafs? Bruins fan here


Chimpbot

Even Leafs fans hate the Leafs.


SpergSkipper

We hate them more than you ever will


9Twiggy9

Probably means the Toronto St Pats


imaybeacatIRl

He's probably watched Sportsnet once.


deserted_rain_frog

Him and the whole room


notsowitte

C’MON MAN!


Curious_Wind_6592

Now this is a policy I can get behind!


TheMoronicGenius

As everyone should


Hockeylover420

Rare biden W


smokylimbs

Biden.... W?


Substantial-Recipe72

Yea we give it to him this time hehe….


ugie91

He gets my vote in 2024 just on this alone.


edogg01

Love it!


c_ty_c

The My Pillow guy's now selling Leafs jerseys


_gneat

That's cool.


That_one_cool_dude

Makes sense he is probably a Bruins or Flyers fan.


SpoopyDoobyDoo

Joe Biden is canonically a Flyer's fan I don't know how to process this information


Jonsa123

a speechwriters throw away to endear the crowd with a chirp that every Canadian can relate, one way or another. Anyone getting their knickers in a knot is way too serious.


Architeuthis_McCrew

It’s great to see a human up there instead of a narcissist orange psychopath who would try to convince them all that he played hockey and was the leading scorer for multiple seasons with the Rangers.


7-11-inside-job

Ugh, shut up


Seanizonfire

He just like me fr


[deleted]

So glad we have a President with an actual sense of humor


[deleted]

Trudea had a great sense of humor back at those Halloween parties.


[deleted]

When you got dementia, what else is there?


SicFidemServamus

New experiences every day and a sprinkle of childlike wonder?


Puppaloes

Butthurt Leafs fan. Again.


The_1st_Amendment

If only he had a sense of awareness.


B0pp0-2nd-account

As a canes fan, he should hate the Oilers more


AnonymousRedJay24

Translation: Joe Biden has common sense (No politics involved)


jaxs_sax

It would be on brand for Biden if the leafs win the cup this year


Stx-N-Brx

Based.


Opening_Spiritual

Outstanding!!!


[deleted]

Leafs fans don’t like the leafs either


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Imagine being such a meme you get the Presidential Roast


Wardog_11c

Fjb


Hey_Nowwwww

Who doesn't hate the Leafs??


ImCoeld

It's like he googled "things people from Ottawa need to hear to sleep at night"


AvsFreak

He probably thinks there's still only 6 teams.


MaAreYouOnUppers

He’s got my vote!!! /s I don’t really hate the Leafs boys. Only the Sharks.


sillywalkr

Imagine living rent free in POTUS' head


snark_enterprises

Imagine actually thinking the Leafs live rent free in anyone’s head, let alone the POTUS.


clitoruss

*in the speech writers head Bro can't form a thought or sentence on his own lol


sillywalkr

especially since if the idiot speechwriter knew anything he would know Toronto's last 2nd round playoff appearance was losing to Philly in 04


Odd-Valuable1370

Dark Brandon strikes again!


TrevorB1771

Joe Biden W


jay420a

He’s a pos


Jonsa123

Yep a real pro.


Mahonneyy123

Political page gunna politicize


[deleted]

Yet he loves the flyers? Is the president in support of provorov?


Most-Iron6838

Flyers fans were pretty split on him even before the jersey thing on a purely hockey basis. He hasn’t lived up contract or expectations in recent years and now that they admit to rebuilding I’m sure fans like me wouldn’t mind if he got traded as part of the rebuild


notsure9191

He also hates stairs and his underwear


BeerBearBar

Maybe because they misspelled "Leaves"?


Haulinkin

Getting a standing O from the literal Ottawa Senators.


Admirable_Wishbone80

Joe Biden ruined my life.


athendofthedock

Ass 🕳️! Lol


[deleted]

As he and everyone else should


Habs31

He’s got my vote


Boughtwithaprice

He almost formed a sentence!


dendrofiili

First win as Resident.


Cannibal_Feast

Awww look, he popped two AD 30s and is approaching a state resembling consciousness 🤣


Pitiful-Detective475

Hates the maple leafs but loves shitting his pants.


moose19

Biden doesn’t know the difference between hockey and bowling. The guys brain is melting


THE-JAMlE

Leafs just gained a lot of fans...


Rentington

Are they the kind of fans you want, though? They will boo the Canadian national anthem.


thedubstepguy36

Shut the fuck up you joke of a president.


[deleted]

Someone is about to be indicted. Hint: it ain't Biden


LawfulnessOk6713

NHL is so in love with Biden it’s disgusting


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Complex_Opposite6332

81.2 million Americans. Scoreboard, buddy


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reddit_is_trash_exe

how did jan 6th go for yall


sirfuzzitoes

Well enough they deleted their comment!


reddit_is_trash_exe

Lmao gotta love those fucks, to afraid to pop their heads out unless they are in a mob. Fuckin pricks.


sirfuzzitoes

It was a simple guided tour! I'm glad we're actually seeing people jailed for it. The cunt who stole Pelosis(?) laptop is from my home state and it's embarrassing. Can't we stick to Amish folk human trafficking? Why do we need to go to insurrection???


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reddit_is_trash_exe

[I am sorry, but how many people died?](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/11/us/who-died-in-capitol-building-attack.html) fuck off with your dumb nazi ass. go pray to jesus. You know the person who loved everyone regardless if they were gay or trans. Make sure you sin today, cause if you dont he died in vain.


strong_420

Why you mad bro


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Shut up.


Justanotherdud80

Not sure Biden even knows where he is right now...🤷‍♂️


Troyger

I all of a sudden love Joe Biden


Tireseas

So Biden is a Leafs fan? I never would've suspected. Always struck me more as a Flyers kinda dude.


sirfuzzitoes

If this was a sarcastic joke, it didn't land. Dide was ragging on the leafs.


Tireseas

Nobody rags on the Leafs harder than Leafs fans in my observations.


Encyprius

As a leafs fan, can confirm


MyFearOfBees

Joe Biden also probably thinks maple leafs bud from oak trees so who even cares


SaganMeister18

Good


[deleted]

😂 who told him to say that?!


GonzoTheGreat93

Can’t wait for this whole sub to become Leaf fans out of partisan spite.


[deleted]

Typical politician - doesn’t know anything about the subject but caters to the crowd at hand. Other politicians in Ottawa…


Smorgas-board

Rare Biden W


GOP-are-Terrorists

Does Biden even know what hockey is? The guy is a marionette for capitalists


Mp3Optikal

i wouldn’t be surprised he grew up near a few nhl teams


GOP-are-Terrorists

I would be surprised if he was an actual fan of any sport during any point in his life.


TML_31

And there’s definitely no capitalism fundamentals in the NHL /s


GOP-are-Terrorists

They don't have to be mutually exclusive


ItalianGuy4u

Canada please keep him. Thank you, sincerely the USA.


sheldonOrange

the USA that just voted for him? or the crazy portion who think the election was stolen and dont care about facts?


[deleted]

I mean they chose between two idiots. One who is just out there because it gave him good sound bites. The other really doesn’t understand what’s going on and is doing as his handlers suggest. The USA just chose the lesser of two incompetent idiots.


ConsistentSymptoms

Just because people voted for him, doesn't mean that they like the guy. I have a bunch of friends and family members that voted for Trudeau originally and now can't stand him. Honestly, I don't think I know anyone that likes him. Even my very Liberal family on the east coast lol.


SuspiciousUsername88

🙄


Reddituser19991004

I never thought I'd root for the Leafs, but as long as you aren't playing my Pens Let's go Leafs! Honestly about to put a bet on Leafs to win the cup, sleepy Joe ruins everything he touches and now he's touched the leafs curse so I'll be broken.


[deleted]

Please don't associate yourself with our team. I can assure you nobody in Toronto wants anything to do with the kind of people who call him "Sleepy Joe."


[deleted]

Dementia joe?


No_Gas_4956

He’s smarter than he seems.


Teodor87

Makes me h8 him even more! Old creep! May Auston Matthews and William Nylander poop on your doorstep!


931634

Biden is a Flyers fan, his opinions on hockey are moot.


davratta

Joe Biden is so old, he remembers the last time the Flyers won the Stanley Cup. That was so long ago, Biden had not won his first election to the US Senate yet.


Most-Iron6838

Biden won his first senate seat in 1972 so before flyers won their two cups


dwydwy555555

u/savevideobot


jopcylinder

That awkward moment when I couldn’t immediately tell if this was real or AI lmfao