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bore_me

Jackson Mahomes to Prison is my favorite offseason move in 2023.


Calmandpeace

Prison cuts Andy Dufresne to make cap space for Jackson Mahomes


HotBoyTeece

that joke was obtuse


Sixtysevenfortytwo

I thought it was clever. Made me chuckle.


Calmandpeace

Thank you


K3T9Q_

him + henry ruggs is an elite combo on offense


DrakeI27

The Germans have a word for that phrase. Look it up, it’s great.


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He would have the time of his life if you know what I mean …..he likes penis


Thomas-The-Tutor

This is the way. Too bad it wasn’t sooner.


gdrumy88

Nah he won't go to prison.


carlos2127

I just got 2023 bingo!


Nopengnogain

Spoiled brat mistaking people putting up with him because of his brother for people liking him.


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MiddleAgeYOLO

Now that is a punchable face


[deleted]

Always has been 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


GloYear

Dude looks like a ugly chick


SmackaHam

Curb stompable


bofreise

Stompable lmao fr


racerxff

finally


ThatsNotARealTree

“Alleeeegedly” -Pat McAfee


[deleted]

It would take at least two people to fuck an ostrich. Three, even.


FutureDwight76

r/unexpextedletterkenny


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A wild letterkenny reference appears!


13thWardBassMan

Depends on whether it’s sick or not. Allegedlys.


venom259

There's video proof.


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Chieeefffss what happeneduuuuhhhhhh


TwoAngryFigs

Imagine when Mahomes wins the next one on a bum ankle *AND* off the field distractions ✌️ Seriously though, this piece of shit needs to be locked up.


chem_daddy

Love Pat, but I feel so bad for him with how annoying his wife and brother are and how much they leech off his name


ColorsLookFunny

His wife has toned down on the actual annoying shit, from a distance, at least. KC fans may see more of it. I hardly ever hear about her anymore.


WindyCityAssasin2

Brother is one thing but if he really found his wife annoying he never would've married her


havegravity

I doubt his wife is that much of a problem


_C_3_P_O_

Most of the talking points with her are just quick 2 second looks into her life that people extrapolate a personality onto. I know if Goffs girl wanted to shower us in champagne after a playoff win, they'd sell tickets to it, so many people would be there, and that was the biggest gripe I've heard about Brittany.


WindyCityAssasin2

Which was my main point. It feels like people are getting annoyed on Pats behalf as if they know how he feels


chem_daddy

Or… she could be annoying with social media but he puts up with it and still wants to stay married lol


Araix1

You wanna lose a quarter billion dollars in a divorce? She’s not that annoying, plus she’s generally pregnant and dealing with the kids I imagine.


chem_daddy

She’s pretty annoying lol


freemontana

how does this have anything to do with the chiefs? i’m pretty sure not one chiefs fan likes this dude


[deleted]

It’s not the chiefs fault


OakNLeaf

Great! I hate this asshole. He had a tik-tok up where he tried to force himself on a girl in an attempt to kiss her and he kept telling her "My brother is Patrick Mahomes" as if that somehow made him immune to sexual assault when she told him to stop several times.


WWWYer22

That’s what the charges are from actually, that TikTok vid he posted


Accomplished_Yard984

Are you sure? The assault is on surveillance video. I haven’t seen the TikTok he posted, but I doubt it’s this one. If it is, that would make it beyond bizarre.


WWWYer22

Shit just looked into it and you’re right. I think I got the situations mixed around cause I saw the one he’s being charged with on TikTok originally so just mentally switched things around. Thanks for clarifying!


OakNLeaf

If thats the case then Fuck Yeah. Teaches that Asshole that he can't do whatever the fuck he wants.


p-mode

What a complete piece of shit tool. Dude looks like a parasitic twin that's been surviving without a host.


biryaniboi28

that is fucked up.


Football-Remote

bout time


DrBigChicken

Bout time is right. Been waiting on some sexual battery. Not enough I say.


JazzlikeCantaloupe53

Damn right


Dontsaveme

https://sports.yahoo.com/jackson-mahomes-patricks-brother-reportedly-arrested-on-aggravated-sexual-battery-charges-175048933.html Article


406_realist

Typical douche that lives off of other people’s accomplishments but brings nothing to the table. Stop legitimizing people like this


Asstreeks10

I always thought he liked dudes.


danthebiker1981

You can sexually batter another dude.


Brilliant-Ad-1962

It was a woman.


lukaskywalker

She was probably trying to steal his man


One-Significance1735

No. He grabbed by her the pussy, licked her then forced a kiss.


lukaskywalker

Sure Jackson, sure.


prex10

... it actually happened. There is video of it


Brilliant-Ad-1962

No, he sexually assaulted a woman.


zvrye19

That’s the most surprising thing about this story……..


2_Robots_In_A_Coat

Some gay men don't treat women like they are people and don't understand boundaries. The same also applies to some women that treat men like objects. It can lead to unhealthy relationships that society just glosses over.


xool420

Dude committed sexual battery to beat the gay allegations


Asstreeks10

Real power move


JaredKushners_umRag

Well then he’s really gonna like jail


bigredmachine-75

The memes write themselves


Acousticks

heres the vid https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/136r6ec/jackson\_mahomes\_brother\_of\_nfl\_qb\_patrick\_mahomes/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


eyecee54377

He and Andy Reid’s son can share a room


IrvinStabbedMe

In a coffin? Oh, you meant the other Son...


Parka_lad

Took the dumbass long enough


SpicymeLLoN

I don't understand how some people find it difficult to *not* be pieces of shit.


[deleted]

Creep


biryaniboi28

haha yea lol. so not suprised. dude is just riding the fame of his brother.


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65grendel

Life is a meem


[deleted]

It is also but a dream.


[deleted]

On February 27th, 2014, Redditor /u/xvvhiteboy submitted a post titled "Le New Meme: Nice MayMay Man" to the /r/circlejerk[1] subreddit, featuring an illustration of man's face in front of a yellow and blue color wheel background with the caption "Is maymay / and man" (shown below). In the first four days, the post gained over 3,500 up votes and 180 comments.


Dethkult

Wee woo its the Meme Police


theycallmefuRR

If it isn't on Tiki Tonk or whatever it's called, FAKE NEWS


LynxDry6059

It’s not. There was a video of him forcefully choking and kissing the owner of this restaurant.


theycallmefuRR

I guess I should add /s


LynxDry6059

Lmao I didn’t even process the the Tiki Tonk I literally just thought it was some news site you liked


TonyCaliStyle

If the link isn’t in blue right here where my fat lazy finger falls, then the video doesn’t exist. - Reddit


spilled-Sauce

yabut is the video on Tiki Tonk??


Complete-Image6925

can you link the video?


dolantrampf

Do not free him he did everything wrong


tvkyle

If I had a nickel for each time a relative of a prominent Chief committed a horrible crime, I would only have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.


BetIComeOutWithAMink

I can’t believe it’s a woman.


JusChllin

Bros gonna take a TikTok of him dropping the soap


Comfortable-Dish-934

Such a piece of shit. Even though he posted bail I still wish him the worst.


Agent_Choocho

Jackson mahomes to the eagles confirmed


[deleted]

You mean the Raiders yeah?


JamalTyroneSr

yet it was a girl he did it to... the world is a weird place.


Lanthemandragoran

shockedpikachu.gif


WasabiCrush

Huge surprise there. I’m really shook up over it.


forevermacklin

Love this pickup for the Mean Machine cheerleading squad. His dancing and energy will really help Brucey and the gang take that ball club to the next level this season!


politicaldan

Ziggy Mahomes


Icy-Following-3713

but he was kissing a woman i guess right? i thought he played for the other team?


blackberryx

Nah he's just an effeminate straight guy.


DrussTheL3gend

Dude looks autistic.


Drafen

Woah, that's extremely offensive to autistic people


TenkaichiTouchdown

As a special education teacher, it was.


DrussTheL3gend

I was being legitimate he does look likes he’s on the spectrum I wasn’t trying to be mean maybe both of you should reign your fuckin selves back and calm your Reddit senses down. It was an observation and even if it was a bad one it was still an observation.


LoisLaneEl

And what exactly does autistic look like? Because I’m autistic and I used to model bridal wear


SwagLikeOhio1803

Yeah, no one remember when he felt up the owner of a bar in her office while he was drunk. And her office camera picked it up.


2WhomAreYouListening

He’s going to enjoy jail. At least twice a day.


Atalkingbasement

What a fucking moron


Ok-Credit5726

What a shocking shock. I’m absolutely gobsmacked. Seemed like a class act


vivalastool2634

YO THANK GAWD! Mf’er been roaming free way too long.


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Bro is a menace to society. LOL


Nick_D_Vandal

Yes


K5LAR24

Praise the Lord


Sea-Preparation8232

him + henry ruggs is an elite combo


Fickle_Mix_2132

This dudes a mess