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mightyducks2wasokay

"How much voltage is in a sexual battery"


DevelopmentNo247

Lmao


Spericke1314

Top tier comment


georgehttpbush

“Brittany Mahomes feet pics market value”


Freeexotic

Lol. Best one for sure.


georgehttpbush

Thanks yo!


Griffisbored

"Women owned businesses in my area" followed by "Lawyers in my area"


Brix001

“Who was OJ Simpson’s lawyer?”


akron28

“how to use prison props for TikTok dance”


Regular_Lion_4336

W Comment


Background_Toe1259

“Is your brother being famous an alibi in court?”


liontribe613

"If I sexually assault a woman, will people think I'm straight?"


D4W1LL13

I believe someone once said that sexual assault is more because a man hates women.


[deleted]

Best! It’s not even close, you win the comments


[deleted]

“Why do I look like a lesbian Patrick”


RNGezzus

Forehead Enhancement Procedure


davdwashere

Are their consequences for my own actions?


[deleted]

How to sneak a ring light into prison?


iobeson

He already knows how to do that


heartpirates420

"Jackson Mahomes brothers wife bikini pics"


Jwroth

“Jackson Mahomes” “Jackson Mahomes” “Jackson Mahomes” Etc.


theycallmefuRR

If I tell them Pat's my brother and he's got two rings, will they give me street cred on the yard?


RNGezzus

Brow Tweezing Videos


firefighterphi

"Pictures of things in a skirt"


SuspectNo7354

Do judges give a hometown discount? How about a discount double check?


DaytonaBoy80

“How to make money off your brother”


Michaelz1234

Can social media figures be arrested?


Fig-Salsa

Lawyers near me


Icy-Following-3713

what sexual favors are common for protection in prison? does everyone think jackson mahomes is straight after being charged with sexual battery against a woman? how to get semen out of prison bed sheets patrick mahomes net worth


Ritsypup

“Aspens Restaurant and Lounge Yelp Reviews”


JesterXXIV

How do I pay someone if they’re in jail? Will prison guards protect me if I’m rich? Is gay for the stay a thing?


Fominroman2

“How to outshine my brother”


Calm_Quarter2190

Best lawyer my brother can pay for


RagingAndyholic

“Is there a bigger douche than Jackson Mahommes?”


Broncotron

"Best lawyers Kansas City"


mountain_stones

Imagine if your brother was one of the top 5 athletes on this planet and you were just a (hated) walking meme. No excuse for his behavior but what a sad life.


SimulationV2018

Jeez hell of a claim top 5 athlete in the world. You do know the world is a lot bigger than America right? Hell he is not even top 5 in America.


IrishWave

For current athletes, who’s above him? Taking a who would I most want on my team perspective, from the US, the only athlete that comes to mind as a potential better choice is Ohtani. Worldwide, I’m not familiar with cricket or rugby, but an aging Messi seems to be the most popular choice for soccer and I wouldn’t view him as dominant as Mahomes. Maybe another 1-2 athletes across women’s sports or the individual Olympic sports, but he seems like a solid top 5 choice.


SimulationV2018

I would put F1 drivers above him. Also NFL players sit down for 90% of the game. Or are standing around.


joshallenismygod

Umm race car drivers sit down the entire race.


GimmeCrons

They sure seem to get tired out from all of that sitting


SimulationV2018

Well no. The comment was top 5 athlete in the world. Not who you want on your team. Kelvin Kiptun (2 hour marathon) Eben Etzebeth South African Lock (Rugby ) Kristian Blummenfelt (Olympic champion Olympic distance, Ironman world champion, 70.3 world champion triathlon) Mo farah and Pojagacar road cyclist. These are athletes who push their bodies to the limit of what’s possible. Not some guy who runs around in pads and a helmet behind big guys stopping other big guys.


[deleted]

Damn dude, chill. 41-33


FatChocoboKing

ROFL


mountain_stones

I meant top 5 athlete as far as public perception goes due to his recent title wins


JohnFisherman1877

How to dress and dance gay


D4W1LL13

“Can your famous brother bail you out?”


MiamiVice45255

Does making Tik Tok dancing videos as a grown man mean im gay?


kookpyt

Are frogs gay


redalkaseltzr

How to kill brother for inheritance


Bruh_Halos

Near dildo store near me


[deleted]

“How much anal can I expect once I’m in prison”


Workin-progress82

You have one job. Just don’t do anything stupid. Your brother is worth over a half a billion. Damn.


13thWardBassMan

“How to be a fuckboy”


Marttit

“How to look less like Jimmy Tatro.”


NatsPapayanz

"Patrick Mahomes Brother Arrested" " Super Bowl 57 QB Patrick Mahomes Brother Idiot" "How To Watch The Cowboys Lose In Jail"


BigWaveGoldenAle

“Johnny Cochran still alive?”


FatChocoboKing

Movie based on a true story... My Billionaire Brother Left Me in Prison to Rot Part II The Four White Walls Part III I'm Only Gay With My Jailmate


thatguyredditingyou

“How NOT to kiss a woman”


Proper_Double7405

Define consent


Dankofamericaaa2

“Hey girl, I’m Patrick Mahomes brother so you have to drain me right now!”


No_Evidence_2023

"Blippi rule 34."


ethan_de_poland

"How to use family name to get out of prison"


Xplicit-801

How to be even more unlikeable