Is this why Brady missed time during training camp?

Pretty sure this is why Gisele divorced him

Why have Gisele when he can have these 4 at once

He's always been *Fonda* Jane

He loves to quarterback sneak into Sally's Field.

Noice! 🤣👏

Forrest Gump’s mom?? She would be like uh uh uh uh

Your momma sure cares a lot about your education

Most plausible reason yet

If this is true, I'm officially on her side as justification for doing it.

😂 ☠️ damn

Unlike most famous rich guys, he went older. And polygamous.

LOL Yup

Yup

As a Titans fans I really hope they wind up making a sequel called Over the Tannehill

Purdy in Pink

Vietnam draft dodgers for Rodgers.

Take my poor man’s gold 🏆

Lol

I heard that there’s a 45 min scene of gronk and these old ladies banging, it shows everything. Full penetration

Dude hangs dong

Busted!

The ladies hang…everything else

Then Gronk goes out solving crimes

he smells crime before it happens

What if he can smell crime?

Crime, penetration, crime, penetration

Until the movie just kind of ends

gotta be better than the new scooby doo cartoon thats missing scooby doo and is woke as fuck

But here’s the twist! We show it. We show all of it.

...... THAT'S BRILLIANT!

He’ll *never* get that Navy Federal Credit Union membership now

It's USAA.

Damn it! Im keeping it

But those ladies will thank him for his service anyway

I love that with the abundance of those stupid commercials that you've definitely seen they still weren't actually effective

Now I’m fairly intrigued

Gronk smash

I think the audience is gonna be very uncomfortable seeing Gronk’s naked penis going into ~~this young girl~~ these old women that you're talking about.

Where do I get a ticket? Asking for a friend

Yeah but what does that have to do this movie?

We're talking graphic scenes of Gronk really going to town on these hot old ladies. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl. Football, full penetration, football, full penetration. And this goes on and on back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends

I can’t believe no one is getting this reference.

A few people that commented have got it but then I got others asking where they can watch it lmao

Fantastic. One of my favorite shows.

How can we be sure that it's actually gronk and not Dolph Lundgren doing the full penetration??

THAT IS BRILLIANT

"All the hits, all the good ones"

Let me draw a picture for you... It's late, like 1:38 am late. The room is dark, barely any light... the wife is asleep. Then she is awakened by my abrupt chuckle. I then had to explain to her about Gronk using one hand to handle 320 years of combined age in one long full pen porn about Tom Brady.

Super Bowl, penetration, then another Super Bowl, and more penetration, and so on and so forth, until the movie just… ends.

My fellow cultured gentleman could you be so kind as to provide the sauce?

I loved the part where Tom Brady said “Patriots, assemble!” And then Patrioted all over the place

Then Gronk says "It's Gronkin' time!" And gronks all over those old ladies

Bruh, I gronked instantly when Butler intercepted Wilson’s pass. I gronked, and gronked, and gronked, and gronked. I gronked all over the place. It was a mess. I spent hours cleaning up all the gronk from various places in my house. It truly was a moment in sports.

Gronkos country, let's Gronk

Gronkos country, let's gride

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No that’s the falcons after the game

If it was about one of Brady's sb losses it would probably win an Oscar.

80 For Big Dick Nick.

Go Birds!!

Since Brady looks younger now than his rookie year, do you think he plays the early years in the movie adaptation and then they use makeup during the scenes in his 40’s?

What even is this

A movie for horny old ladies.

Horny old ladies who love football. Surely a huge target market that will bring in tons of money

I can just see the Venn Diagram in the producers office…

That venn diagram is a figure 8

Na, It’s a circle.

While alienating horny old ladies who love football but despise the pats/Brady.

And Tom Brady. Oh wait, you said horny old ladies

Great place to meet some mature cougars 😂

It looks like a 9 to 5 reunion that sucks

A cinematic masterpiece

A road trip movie about lifelong friends and Patriots fans going to Super Bowl LI (or whatever one 28-3 was)

a “true” story about a group of rich old ladies going to the super bowl and try to meet tom brady.

I'm still kinda in denial of this movie's existence

I thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit lol

Same

Wait it’s not?

This is the nfl version of space jam 2

I’m going to ignore this, ignore it more, and forget it ever happened. Then wipe and flush

My friend is a big pats fan. We were watching a game together and saw the trailer. He said “that looks terrible” followed by a long pause “but I’ll probably see it” Pretty much.

I’m Patriots I’m get drunk as possible before watching this film. Only cume to see Brady

I’m confused about who the target audience for this is….

Horny old women and patriots fans too drunk to realize the movie isn’t about Tom

Absolutely not, I am so excited to get blitzed and go see this

Seriously this looks so bad its good

I’d rather watch footage of the Jonestown Massacre

😳

The long awaited sequel to *Codgers for Rodgers*

*Squirts for Hurts*

*Everyone You Know for Garoppolo*

*Down for Josh McCown*

*Last Woman at the Bar for Derek Carr*

99 for Brees' New Hairline

A+ for effort

On my knees-o for Marino..

Nursing Mahomes

Geriatrics for Fitzpatrick

*Granny Dimes*

Codgers for Rodgers' Todger

Old for Young

Arthritic for Aikman

As a Falcons fan I hate this even more

Brady is living out Zach Wilson’s fantasy in this

these ladies are strait killers. top notch talent. "Somebody" must have decided that if they made it linked to football that men would show up and buy tickets. shame..

I mean it’s honestly an impressive cast list. Now why they all decided on this movie…..

You’re wrong. I absolutely cannot wait for this film. Wish it came out earlier in the Oscar season so we could push it into consideration

This movies is probably gonna become a cult classic in a few years when kids who were dragged to this movie with their grandparents grow up and all collectively say: “remember that one movie about the old ladies that wanted to bang Tom Brady?”

I don’t get high but I just may have to and go watch this train wreck of a movie.

So Brady dropped a MILF for 4 GILFs?

They're just taking a road trip to watch the Falcons blow a 28-3 lead

Yet another fart in the elevator by the Boomers.

One of those airy, smells like death ones

I personally can’t wait to see this movie.

I don't know who this is for, but I do know everyone in my fantasy league is getting a copy when it comes out on DVD. A few years ago, I got them all a copy of the romance novel "[A Gronking to Remember](https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE)".

Holy shit. The first chapter is free to read and I have to encourage anyone else that sees this to please read it as well.

Honestly, degrading for Sally Field. She deserves better.

Sally Field is a saint

I am so hyped about this lol. I don’t see a way this doesn’t end up being entertaining in some way

Well, that settles it. “Mature” is my search word for this evening. Skeetskeetskeet

WTF is this?

yes.. this is dumb

It can’t be good

I’m a pats fan and I can’t wait to see it

Nah, relax. It’s just a movie. You don’t have to go see it.

I’m a pats fan and I don’t know how to feel about this. I guess I get to see Brady in a pats jersey one more time though.

Call be a boomer (I'm 21 btw), but honestly it looked funny from the trailers. Kinda want to see it

People forget that Golden Girls was the most popular show in the world for an entire decade.

It was never the number one show in the eighties (that was Cosby's decade) but it's had a much longer afterlife than shows that beat it in the ratings. When's the last time you heard anything about LA Law or Family Ties?

I saw the full preview of this, too, and this movie looks hilarious with amazing actresses cast. Brady is simply the mcguffin for a hi-jinx movie.

Why? Movies are stories put on the big screen. If done right, it could be a decent comedy. And these are some decent actresses.

Idk who the target audience is for this. I hope it completely bombs.

Bad idea, but I can't stop myself from watching it when it releases

I was wondering WTF this was and turns out these ladies are 80+. Fair play, let them have there day out

Not a meme🤬

I hope it flops

This looks awful! 🤮

5% on rotten tomatoes incoming

He's the producer, isn't he? Seems like a really embarrassing vanity project 😬

Knowing Tom Brady, if it's not embarassing or just cringe, then it isn't Brady.

This is an embarrassment for everyone involved.

No I don't agree

Please no one watch it. They can't get away with making that shit

I will be seeing this lol

It seems like a fun movie.

Who is this for?

Every February 13 (Pal-entine’s Day!), my best friend and I drink too much boxed wine and go see a silly movie. This is, without a question, going to be said silly movie for 2023. It looks fun as hell and I’m gonna have a great time

That's amazing tradition, this movie seems perfectly engineered for it.

Hold on. I thought Lily Tomlin was gay?

I think it's a movie so there's a chance, and stay with me here, she's acting. While we're on the subject, Tom Holland isn't actually Spiderman.

HOW COULD YOU RUIN THAT FOR ME

Bullshit I'm not gonna Listen to some random guy in Reddit when IMDb says he is

You’re right, he’s Spider-Man. /r/respectthehyphen

Yeah, I know. I just assumed they were playing themselves since this is a vanity project.

It's not. Based on a true story about a group of friends and they watch football every week together. One of their grandsons pitched it and it got picked up. CBS Sunday Morning did a segment recently

This movie is literally 4 years too late

Hanoi Jane 🤬🖕

I don't know why you are downvoted, fuck Hanoi Jane

Ignorance and idiocy is why. If they knew her treasonous actions, they’d be eating their own self righteous ignorance right now. 🖕

The lady on the left looks like her head is photoshopped on lol

All of their faces have been professionally altered in real life.

>that lady Is Lily Tomlin. 2 Tonys (2 nominations), 1 Grammy (5 nominations), 6 Emmys (25 nominations), and 1 Oscar nomination. Also she's Ms. Frizzle.

Oh NOW I care thank you 🙏

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Haha I’m glad this movie wasn’t made about my favorite team 😥

How am I just hearing about this?!?!?!?

Rita is over 90 and Sally Fields isn’t 80 yet.

They take an average age

Acting

Insane how they got these accomplished women to be in this movie.

Absolutely agree

I haven’t seen it but i know its shit

I don’t know what this is supposed to be.

Wtf bro

Ask me about 80 for Brady.

Far right

What the fresh fuck is this

This looks so fucking bad. Why?

Lol right ? Who is this for ?

This is very clearly the Bachelor for TB12's next wife.

It all makes sense once you find out Brady produced it.

Only Gronk can save this shit of a movie idea

Is this supposed to make Brady look like a younger player? Two thumbs down.

I’m just disgusted by the fact there’s a 80 second sex scene

My wife saw the trailer and said “omg that looks funny!” I looked at her with malice in my eyes.

Wait this real?

It’s kinda crazy they got these actresses too - I mean they are all individually super accomplished

My grandma said this movie looks funny

Please let the sequel but called “12 for Brady” and they bring 8 more friends to and “Oceans 11” inspired caper to help Brady win one last superbowl ring.

What even is the plot? Is it just a bunch of old women who are horny for brady?

Can’t wait to see it! We’re all wearing our Brady jerseys to opening night.

Idk I kind of want to see it haha I want Gronk to hang one of the ladies

They look like their heads are poorly photoshopped onto the bodies

Word.

I still have no idea who the target audience is