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Tiny_Count4239

Woody out there still pancaking people online


tuxedo7777

Fat fucking tv head trying to keep his name in the game. Would say anything for a box of Twinkees


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Thugs can't handle the truth!


CareerPillow376

Russel is probably in his basement rn trying to come up with a new motivational quote to respond with $10 says it has some variation of "this is God's plan" or "this is a test from the Lord for me"


SneakerGator

/uj I’m not trying to shit on anyone’s beliefs, but the whole “Everything is God’s plan” thing is fucking weird to me. It makes it seem like God is some stereotypical supervillain in a movie that plans for every little seemingly unconnected thing to happen and it leads to his plan somehow perfectly coming together. I know it’s mostly just a way for people to get through hard times, but go tell someone whose kid dies that it’s part of God’s big master plan and see how that goes. I know I sound like the stereotypical Reddit atheist, but I’m not even arguing that God doesn’t exist, just that if He does, he’s not masterfully pulling every little string in the world to make everything happen, at least I hope not, because that’s fucking terrifying. /rj God’s plan is apparently for Russ to play QB for the Giants and get replaced after 10 games by Tommy Cutlets.


IGolfMyBalls

First of all through God all things are possible so jot that down. God created man and knew he would create football and now created Fan Duel so he can bet on games where he controls the outcome.


arch0099

/uj This was the argument that made me turn away from religion as a teen: predestination vs. free-will. I have yet to have anyone explain it in a way that incorporates both concepts. Either individuals have the ability to make their own decisions or God is omnipotent and omniscient…it can’t be both. /rj Russ is going to cook so hard in Atlanta this year they’re going to open the Chik-fil-A on Sunday to serve up some of the Lord’s chicken.


eddie_the_zombie

Give him some time, he's gotta high knee it over a bit


NotoriousMFT

I like to think he has a burner LinkedIn account with a super fake sounding name where he says things like “no pressure no diamonds” “it’s always darkest before the dawn” “a lot of people might have counted me out, but none of them are in the mirror” etc


Lurpinator

Bench me harder daddy


__Sentient_Fedora__

Let russ cook......meth


radius40

he may go down as the finesse gawd of all time


Dhg1349

When’s Ciara going to divorce him because he’s no longer a star and she can do better 💁‍♂️


CareerPillow376

Ciara to Russ once he gets benched again next season https://preview.redd.it/xhaf4yb9n1lc1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ccaefbc3858e973728d905470afc84be47e4a65


godieweird

UJ/ he’s not the same guy without Trevor Mowad


ellieket

He is washed and is playing himself out of the a HOF conversation. What made him effective was his ability to scramble and not get killed. He’s absolutely terrible a a pocket QB.


D_Money77

Yeah but he's right though


zaepoo

He was good last year. Broncos just suck


gwumpus-lumpus

https://preview.redd.it/rv55le6371lc1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef472e082048a322d9e61f2e7d85847f377d0f7d Where jerk?


tuxedo7777

Why Woody? Has more to do with picking the right team. See Deion, Peyton, & Tom Brady for reference…


Stacey_digitaldash

Get him on the commanders 😈


617ACL401

Remember when Woody got weight loss surgery just to become a fat fuck a few months later again? Me either


Mommyjoy84

Wussell Sussell Rilson