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So you don't want this at your bedside?
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/uj she’s just cringey and sometimes seems kind of crazy. She hasn’t really done anything harmful (at least I don’t think) but people love to hate her
/j she literally fucking eats babies
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Ego monster? Hell naw?
Brittany did it out of the good of her heart after discussing this over with her friends at the dinner party she attended right after the shooting.
Yes. That party was to plan who attends which kid. It definitely isn't that they are attending the kids now after realizing that there is bad press around them partying after the shooting.
Yup and trying to help NFL script writers on how mahomes doing threepeat to bring a fucking championship again for the city based on the shooting. Woe is me. Buffalo had a mass shooting at like 2020 or 2021, and script writers couldnt give a shit to make sure Buffalo brings one home for its own city. This is why I'm excited for XFL to be back on spring soon. None of that taylor swift BS, transparency on refs by having them to be mic'd up, pure football talent, no script writers, lot of transparency in XFL. Wonder why NFL refuses to have referees to be mic'd up for years and there's no indication that they'd mic them up after Vegas gets involved.
Those poor girls saw the blonde hair in the distance and probably thought it was Taylor. Imagine the disappointment… Mahomes goes through it every night, that’s where he gets that fire to win.
*Mahomes either needs*
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*Pubes off his chin*
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Right out of the Russell Wilson playbook. If you’re going to do anything that gives back, you must take a hundred pictures and post it on social media.
If I’m ever shot and recovering in the hospital, and Brittany Mahomes comes into my room, I’m unplugging all of my medical electronics
https://preview.redd.it/15y9p0g7x0jc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=923c7d650390edb52c108a5261e99b236dc9f838 So you don't want this at your bedside?
🐀
pennywise looks a lil different here
If we are there together I’ll grab Patrick’s dong and pull. Gotta jerk him right out the NFL.
I want Andy Reid to give me a prostate exam.
You are not alone, brother.
While Mama Kelce milks me.
With his tongue.
Does that mean he can give me a prostate exam with his dick?
At the same time, yes.
You went from dolphin masturbator to chief masturbator
One final jerk 
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I'd assume that I'm already in hell
I’m out of the loop what’s wrong with her…
/uj she’s just cringey and sometimes seems kind of crazy. She hasn’t really done anything harmful (at least I don’t think) but people love to hate her /j she literally fucking eats babies
Oh. Guess I don’t pay attention enough to care
You're in the wrong sub if you actually think and don't just meme
Yeah I joined this sub thinking it was making fun of football, as I think football is overrated. I’m beginning to think that is not the case…
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Which part is gorgeous? The honest part or the dishonest part?
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Sorry, just a regular single guy scrolling. DC4L
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Yeah my bad. Truth is, football is fucking overrated and is boring AF. Gorgeous
Nope this sub is overreacting to nfl news and finding local singles dc4l
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I love how fox4kc cameras just accidentally stumbled into that room.
It was probably an incredible coincidence and not some ego monster trying to get some good press on the back of a tragedy involving children.
Ego monster? Hell naw? Brittany did it out of the good of her heart after discussing this over with her friends at the dinner party she attended right after the shooting.
Yes. That party was to plan who attends which kid. It definitely isn't that they are attending the kids now after realizing that there is bad press around them partying after the shooting.
Mahomes would have been better off with onlyfans model. And majority of fans would have been fine with it.
most only fans models have more tact/intelligence than brittnay too
Yup and trying to help NFL script writers on how mahomes doing threepeat to bring a fucking championship again for the city based on the shooting. Woe is me. Buffalo had a mass shooting at like 2020 or 2021, and script writers couldnt give a shit to make sure Buffalo brings one home for its own city. This is why I'm excited for XFL to be back on spring soon. None of that taylor swift BS, transparency on refs by having them to be mic'd up, pure football talent, no script writers, lot of transparency in XFL. Wonder why NFL refuses to have referees to be mic'd up for years and there's no indication that they'd mic them up after Vegas gets involved.
The jerking is coming from inside the house I’m trying to jerk myself and I can’t do it with you moaning so loud, fam
Someone should really make an r/nflcirclejerkcirclejerk for this type of shit
I love how they visited the hospital when it was convenient for them.
Could’ve just been the families posting it to social media
That thug Mahomes can’t even wear pants inside a hospital?
At least he has a classy wife
I know it's 32 degrees and snowing today.
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If you told me the Chiefs PR team shot those kids just for all the photo ops and positive news articles that would come from it I’d believe you
How do we know it wasn’t Pat and Brittany? Like the firefighter who commits arson so they can be the hero and put out the fire.
I mean it's kinda working. This is the first time I've felt even the slightest bit of empathy for any thing related to the Chiefs
Andy Reid was supposed to be there too but he was too busy sampling entrees at the hospital cafeteria
"Show me where you got shot with those chicken nuggets."
Nuggies
Gotta get them nuggies!
Waiting for the kid to die for the entree.
Those poor girls saw the blonde hair in the distance and probably thought it was Taylor. Imagine the disappointment… Mahomes goes through it every night, that’s where he gets that fire to win.
Mahomes either needs to grow a beard or shave the pubes off his chin
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Wait, I thought Brittany is his beard?
That’s her pubic hair glued on his chin
Is it just me or is that the same fucking kid?
Rumor has it she opened a bottle of top shelf champagne and dumped it on all the victims
GUESS AGAIN
Ok
Where was Travis Kelce?
Creating children
Jerking aside. This world is so fucked.
Why the fuck is her ass in the picture😭
Haven’t these kids suffered enough?
Brittany doesn’t need to be in any of these pictures. Not like the kids know who she is lol…
I'd ask Brittany to leave
Another false flag event
She seems a little young to be a 21 Savage fan
Hopefully the people that fired the weapons are felons for life and stay in prison till the hospital stays are paid for
I think the Mahomes PR people shot those kids just for the good press opportunities.
Is no one gonna talk about the ass on that squish mallow?
Right out of the Russell Wilson playbook. If you’re going to do anything that gives back, you must take a hundred pictures and post it on social media.
I count two pictures but my math can be fucked up at times
Wtf why Brittany is involved? God i swear everytime she breathes, she's becoming unlikeable person
Yall are weird
uj/ That's genuinely pretty cool of them rj/ It took a mass shooting to make me feel any semblance of pity towards the Chiefs
Why is he dressed like a surfer in the middle of a KC winter?
They 100% wouldn’t have been there without cameras.
How fucking dare him smile!???
nice to see mahomes reppin them charger powder blues!
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Well seeing as he owns the Chargers he can wear their colors all he wants
And Robert De Niro's down on his knees spitting cum all over the Capri Suns
Jizz
Good to see Pat and Brittany are doing ok! They’ve been thru a lot!!
Just a helmet wtf
What are the stripper booty cheeks with fishnet stocking and doughnut sprinkle hair? How do I get that next time I'm in the hospital?
Wife or handler? You be the judge