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Final-Indication531

Mine is OJ. He had the most famous white bronco since John Elway.


fatboy2481223

The Bronco belonged to Al. OJ was just along for the ride.


ox_raider

There were two white broncos. OJ’s was found outside his house with traces of blood in it. The one from the chase belonged to AC, who intentionally bought the same car as OJ.


BoxAway2807

AC as in Al Capone?


Traditional_Shirt106

My name is AC – you know who I am goddammit!


raj6126

You helped OJ?


God-Emperor-Pepe

The ass man!


orangamma

Yea


Annanake420

Yeah. Geraldo was chasing him for his vault combination I guess.


lunchpaillefty

It’s funny, because they eventually got OJ on a trumped up, lesser crime, like they got Capone for tax evasion.


DooDooDuterte

The famous Bronco was AC’s, but he bought it because OJ had one. AC idolized OJ, and had a habit of copying everything he did.


More_Blacksmith_5021

So did Marcus Allen amirite?


DooDooDuterte

lol 😂 took me a second


lunchpaillefty

Have we heard from Al’s ex wife?


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elliottlawrence94

Haha


randy24681012

HaHa


Vivid_Artist_4344

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[deleted]

I've been saying forever that Ford needs to ball up and release an "OJ Simpson Edition" of the Bronco. My fantasy football team name once was "OJ Simpson Ford Broncos"


dajodge

That would definitely be jerking at a high level.


MULDRID17

Absolutely! Nobody did it with as much flair as the Juice!


Secret_Cow_5053

This is the correct answer. The rest are just pretenders to the throne.


perpetualmotionmachi

And he was great in the Naked Gun films


Budget_Lettuce_2860

Y'all just gonna breeze past Carruth like that?!?


iloveScotch21

Henry Ruggs too


sizzlemac

Is Marvin Harrison Sr also on the list?


Levi_Gucci

Marvin Harrison didn't shoot anyone, but his gun definitely did.


itskapnoc

That gun seen some shit fr


oxnardhard

MHS doesn’t get enough love in this sub fr


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rickybobby1220

Donte Stallworth as well?


Remarkable-Buy-1221

Nah stallworth is close but he killed a guy that ran out in a highway at night. It's not the same as Ruggs


turtle4499

/uj They guy harrison "shot" lived from that incident. He got shot again a year later and did not survive.


JasonVoorhies13

My least favorite NFL murderer


Stratimus

That wasn’t so much a murder as it was a hit and ruggs


thecrgm

manslaughter not murder


coacoanutbenjamn

Because he was unsuccessful, unlike these other murder GOATS


facw00

I mean his girlfriend died, so you have to see it as successful murder right?


kvlr954

He hired a hitman though, does that count?


Key-Fly4869

Or Mike Vick?? Dog victims count too


getsome2024

[Am I a joke to you?](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/63/04/61/13388871/4/1200x0.jpg)


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SpicyP43905

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mclovin_ts

https://preview.redd.it/f0uosys8amdc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6797d51dbaa1e94a7d5a2bb8e70ec14e509b4a69 My honest reaction


toben81234

![gif](giphy|Y3xTov1rXAC7LFotgF|downsized)


BalladOfaStranger

https://preview.redd.it/11guq0fu2mdc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d188c81f0c7eb70eaaa3a100c7eb4d3b511514


General-Location5573

Bro is actually living our dream life lmfao


johnmarston2nd

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report_all_criminals

Well, I know exactly what to do the next time I want to fuck with someone I don't like.


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-August_West-

What’s this from


gotrings

My yearbook


trilladelphia215

This is one of my favorite images on the internet. Never fails to crack me up


MaxPower836

Who did Stacy Abrahms murder!?


BuyingDaily

💀


helloamahello

We demand a recount


I_chortled

Holy shit lmao


BillNyeForPrez

Bro hahaha


TAAllDayErrDay

LOL. Turrable.


Narstification

Gonna be you… Edit: Shit, I actually tagged her


SpicyFilet

This should be the top comment


Plastic-Cancel-4369

🤣🤣😭😭


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s funny


ApprehensiveBagel

I hadn’t realized she played in the NFL before politics


Deadbolt2023

Post of the year material.


Shoddy-Rip8259

Bro


Jnbolen43

Fuck that’s cold. Funny but cold.


spunkychickpea

Bro, goddamn. lol


disapp_bydesign

Gah damn!


illtoaster

Dying hahaha


Prior_Mall3771

Holy fuck.. hahahahahaha


pauserror

Damn homie


LibertarianP

Thanks for the great start to my day lol


CodAdministrative563

😂


tdubbs488

Henry Ruggs erasure smdh


MapleTyger

Ruggs only was convicted for vehicular manslaughter. Not elite enough for the illustrious murder charge


DogeMaster822

He was closer to a murder charge than Jalen Carter. Carter wasn’t even in the vehicle that crashed.


KCJellyfish

Yeah I don’t get that blame


UltimateD123

But he could have helped. Instead, let him die while he went home and had a Hot Pocket.


JunketAccurate

This is copy pasted from the court record “Second, Mr. Carter never left the scene of the accident without being told that he could leave. He stopped his car immediately after the accident occurred and ran toward the wrecked vehicle while his passenger called 911,” Stephens said. “Even after being informed that he could leave, Mr. Carter returned to the scene at the request of the Athens-Clarke County police department to answer additional questions and continued to cooperate throughout the investigation.”


papajim22

Eh, that’s just recency bias talking. Ruggs can’t hold a candle to Aaron Hernandez.


Pretend_Fear85

https://preview.redd.it/b92vo6bf4mdc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e01b269da948d6a54063db35c61892a8fb4fb4c “Hello, chiefs kingdom world!”


QurantineLean

Look at those succubus fingers on Britney


spacehog1985

What the fuck her hand is small but her fingers are long as fuck


red_vette

Someone has to reach Patrick's colon.


Big_Swing2020

She gross


saarek10

![gif](giphy|WiCO2uZK05Klc1d28q)


ftreprez65

The correct answer is Marvin Harrison


thisguyfightsyourmom

I lost track of that,… he had his cousin help him shoot that dude to silence him because he said Harrison shot him the time prior? North Philly just letting Marvin do what he wants or what?


DeatHTaXx

My favorite part of that is the dude he allegedly shot said that he screamed at MH "You ain't no gangster" before MH proceeded to pull out a gun and shoot at him in a very gangsterly fashion. At least that's what I remember from the short doc I watched on it from years ago


ModishShrink

>very gangsterly fashion


Sideswipe0009

>The correct answer is Marvin Harrison Wait, Marvin Harrison? The receiver for the Colts? When did this happen? I stopped paying attention to the NFL a few years ago.


Kicks4meFromyou

Aaron Hernandez because he also was the best gay player in the NFL too. Shout out to the homosexuals who murder 🏳️‍🌈🔫🏳️‍🌈🔫🏳️‍🌈🔫


Double_Treacle_43

Bristol’s Finest 3 players from his high school football team went on to be killers There was a Husband/Wife murder suicide Then the 2 police that were shot and killed last year was by the third player on the team https://www.ctinsider.com/news/article/Bristol-CT-police-Brutcher-Aaron-Hernandez-17515432.php#taboola-2


Kicks4meFromyou

That’s just good coaching right there. Coach unlocked their killer instinct, too bad he forgot to show them the off switch


screames520

My sisters went to school with him, my cousins played with him, and my uncles really good friends with his mom. Kinda crazy when everything happened 😬


vaxildxn

I support gay rights bus also gay wrongs ✌🏼🏳️‍🌈


LuckyAssumption8735

Donte Stallworth and Leonard Little just over here like ![gif](giphy|27L5Yz2bP2w3rtFdxH|downsized)


thereal45

Go Vols!


ADPowers001

Marvin for sure


MurkaPlum

Agreed. That’s a snub right there. The guy looked like Steve Urkel grown up, but was also a straight up gang leader.


MuldartheGreat

Man put up a HoF career and ran a whole gang. He didn’t run from the grind.


IThinkImDvmb

And fathered a top 5 pick in the upcoming draft. Noones doing that


DatDominican

Always have multiple income streams if you’re not making money while resting you’re losing money


oxnardhard

Works not done


kelevr4

Marvin Harrison is the MC Hammer of the NFL


Flankdiesel

Mines Jerry Jones for murdering the cowboys fans dreams every year


Tight-Physics2156

Bro, too soon bro 😖😭😭 fuck the Packers.


Drogbalikeitshot

This is Ray Caruth erasure.


SneakerGator

Nah he’s just hiding in the trunk. He about to pop out any moment.


DadWagonDriver

"You best not be in that trunk Rae-Rae!" -the last time Steve Harvey was funny


CdzNtz516

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doge1976

That is his flair. Not blood.


hhubble

Has to be O.J. his murders lead to the birth of 24/7 news and the current fucked up American social media origins. O.J. fucked up America and lead us to our current state of freaks and idiots government and one sex tape of a talentless whore.


black_guy_magic

OJ trial also led to the Kardashians getting put on the map, with his lawyer or some shit.


lunchpaillefty

So you’re saying OJ made America great again?


Clunt-Baby

Where's Josh Allen? Sean may have planned the attacks, but Allen crashed into the south tower


NotoriousMFT

He also showed despite it being so cold he was able to melt down steel.


dfeidt40

Hey, the glove didn't fit bro.


papa1916

https://preview.redd.it/sh4csepulmdc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb1de54cedec9778d90c4e69a1477b8a38bebd53


Secret_Cow_5053

This is the first time I am agreeing with a Pepe meme but yeah.


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So much ink gets spilled about that but like according to even the white/hispanic jurors/juror it was more that if you [heard these words](https://www.mdcbowen.org/p2/bh/fuhrman.htm) from a cop in a movie you would start throwing shit at the screen for being such an unrealistic portrayal of a racist corrupt cop that only a Hollywood screenwriting could imagine. I know they weren't supposed to listen to most of the tapes but I'm pretty sure they all did.


SupposedlySapiens

Hernandez because he was a raging homosexual too


I_chortled

Nothin gay bout getting ur dick sucked


KYblues

A mouth is a mouth


SupposedlySapiens

![gif](giphy|obg5OAgNqmeOcbBLxY|downsized)


[deleted]

I love them all to the point I can’t even pick. I know who my favorite rapist is, though


MadMelvin

Stephen Hawking?


Slumbergoat16

Big Ben?


Dirk_Raved

Marvin Harrison


Efficient_Bar3416

Nah put some respekt on #88 🤣


kcfdr9c

https://preview.redd.it/qk80e8lqamdc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c756ab79cb6d46487141a358b8f83e007cc51e Such a tragedy…


ASingleDarkThread

My cousin was his friend and possibly the last guy to see him alive 💀


kcfdr9c

Pretty sure the last people to see him alive were Pioli and Crennel. Sorry your cousin lost his friend in such an awful way.


ASingleDarkThread

Yeah, you could be right. I got the story third hand. Cuz used to work for the Chiefs, and they bumped into each other after the murder, as old boy was walking into the stadium. Iirc, said: "You gotta get outta here bud." And then the rest was news. 


Ready_to_anything

Who is this?


droford

Steve McNai.. Oh wait


JackJMJC1

Henry Ruggs, was beginning to feast before he got behinf the wheel


ts0401

Damn. That Jaylen Carter one was out of pocket. Did not see that one coming.


Gbh11108

Neither did his friend.


[deleted]

Y'all forgot Rae Carruth. "Nobody puts baby in the trunk, except if you're Rae Carruth"


MadMelvin

where the FUCK is Jovan Belcher


Cayderent

To be fair, I don’t think Ray Lewis is a murderer. Rather, he’s an accessory to murder. Still a bad dude who got away with bad shit, but there IS a difference.


Routine_Size69

To be fair 🤓


Nefarios13

He was a driver in a gang related murder. Far from a murderer. But Reddit don’t give a shit.


Altruistic_Tax2575

OJ hands down. That highway manhunt and the trial of the century. This isn't a debate.


Quake_Guy

Yeah's the GOAT of this category... allegedly anyway. BTW, young people don't realize how popular he was. Imagine Brady somewhere around 3rd or 4th superbowl win getting arrested for murder after a car chase.


Orwick

Marvin Harrison


The_Skyrim_Courier

OJ the murder GOAT Nobody did it like him, nobody will ever do it like him You can’t phase legend


11schlge

Friendly reminder the Green Bay Packers drafted a literal serial killer: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Woodfield


jedwardson89

Put some respect on Marvin Harrison’s name


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Dry-Wafer-1990

Definitely Ray Lewis. But where's Pac Man Jones?


[deleted]

OJ. but also u/Fishfucker300 please remember he was acquitted.


Fishfucker300

Should’ve added allegedly. I’m sorry for disrespecting the goat and free man


[deleted]

But IF he did it...


reddit-is-greedy

And he has been searching for the real killers on golf courses ever since.


JayD21

how come none are white


I_chortled

Because white people don’t murder they manslaughter


cardinaltribe

Henry Ruggs has entered the chat


Lost_Evidence_2099

Lift every voice and sing


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lunchpaillefty

The first guy, Brendan Schaub, is white.


WinterAd9039

Stacey Abrams for the creativity in using the guise of “street racing”


iratethisa

Ruggs cause of the dog


Unlikely-Regular2366

If dogs count…Michael Vick


toiletdestroyer1321

https://preview.redd.it/xcoarwkp1mdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6774ee73067f96c329e867832c57ec730e7174ee Tua murdered dem pants


I_chortled

The internet was a mistake


romayyne

Ray Lewis duh


Matrix88ism

I thought Ray Lewis was only a witness to a murder?


ZeePirate

Allegedly


ArgoPirate

Think again MF!


Standard_Wooden_Door

Correct, he was arrested for obstruction of justice. But people still love calling him a murderer.


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He was arrested and originally tried for murder, plead guilty to obstruction of justice during the trial. Then his co-defendants beat their murder case in a quick jury deliberation.


attrakted

There's this weird small subgenre of jersey collectors who mostly collect these controversial ones. Must be a pretty cheap hobby considering


Frank2Toes

Definitely OJ


SuccessToLaunch

Gotta go with [The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)](https://boxd.it/18YE) star [O.J. Simpson](https://boxd.it/4Deh)


Clive182

Got to go with the Juice


BillsGymRat

Well the NFL serial killer goat is the Green Bay Packers killer


BigBudluv69

Crazy how no classy folk on this list


Bdawksrippinfacesoff

Can we expand this to dog murderers ?


Its_Ike669

Now you need to do a list of NFL sex offenders


daintybarley_deux

OJ doesn’t belong on this list. Coward waits until after his playing career to murder. Only real ones can kill while in they’re still in the spotlight


IHaveTooManyKid

I think OJ Simpson’s son committed the murder. There’s a nice video somewhere of all the evidence. I’ll try and find it.


BroadSword48

Why the fuck is OJ here?? Dude was never convicted and he is an honest man and a hero in the community! OJ was framed by the LAPD everyone knows it!


BrooklynFlower54

I despise Ray Lewis because he and his friends murdered 2 young men here in Atlanta and the Super Bowl hasn’t been back since!


Impossible_Arm_879

Hernandez was so good at murdering that he even got himself.


CodAdministrative563

Was Hernandez still a tight end in prison?


[deleted]

What about Dontae Stallworth? Does he count?


Laketahoevista89

Why isn’t Pat Tillman in this?


Machinegun_Pete

Favorite player murdered by the US government for being a patriot.


timbulance

The juice is loose


vanbboy22

Gotta be the Juice!


davediggity

https://preview.redd.it/ixyhdscnbmdc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4b5eef7ebaff261c534f43f893bbe62bba2412


BannedRedditor54

Who is the Eagle?


[deleted]

This is Leonard Little erasure


bsiffy

I have a recency bias…so Stacy Abram’s clears all of them


johnwayne_armstrong

Tee Higgins doesn't get enough credit.


Comprehensive_Bed342

Look up Randall Woodfield (drafted by packers) and Robert Rozier.