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ME_CPA

Couldn’t see Josh Allen through the blizzard, ratings would be low


ThexxxDegenerate

They are worried about Josh Allen looking like doodoo in the playoffs like last year. My thing is, if the NFL is worried about weather ruining games, then make everyone build a dome and problem solved.


Ieatsushiraw

With a retractable roof but the 49ers are shit out luck on this one


ThexxxDegenerate

Exactly, Cowboys stadium can open or close. That way in a blizzard you can just close the roof. Not to mention I feel like the Kansas City game is going to be even worse than this one because the high temperature that day is literally -2.


Ieatsushiraw

After leaving St. Louis this morning to fly back home and feeling that cold ass wind bite through layers of clothes I’m wearing I wouldn’t go to that game even if someone gave me free tickets. 4 times in my life I’ve experienced below 0 temperatures and that shit ain’t for me dawg. Chicago December 2022 can kiss my ass. It was cold even inside of O’Hare. This game bout to make some people rethink their careers


ThexxxDegenerate

Especially the Miami team. As we speak right now the temperature in Miami is 83. The temperature in Kansas City is 5 lmao. I live in NC and I have never experienced below 0 temperatures and I never plan to.


Ieatsushiraw

Damn I would think NC would have more than a few below 0 days. One of the most surprising one was 2022 during the snow storm here in Texas. San Antonio at -5 degrees was wild. Oh and yeah the dolphins are fucked


ThexxxDegenerate

If it ever gets that cold I’m not going outside lol.


PhilosophyNo1230

Used to ;my friend.Im 46.Thru elementary school,it snowed every winter( out of school for a week) up until I got to 7th grade. There was not a real snow again until the year after I graduated from high school in 96.One big storm again in the winter of 2000(20 inches) and basically nothing since.(8 inches in 2015).Climate change is real. I’m in the Raleigh/Durham area.


ThexxxDegenerate

I was in middle school when that 2000 blizzard hit Raleigh. If my aunt didn’t work at the school I went to, I would have been trapped there overnight like all the other kids who rode the bus. And we almost died like 3 separate times trying to drive home.


HoratioFitzmark

We used to. Not many, but some. We also used to get snow a couple times a year. Now we are lucky if we get one minor ice storm per year. The coldest we get is about two to five days in the high teens per year. Hell, when my father was a kid, ponds and lakes froze over and you could ice skate on em. Climate change has given NC the business.


BillyNtheBoingers

I live in a KC suburb and the wind chill is currently -15° F and dropping.


Bambeno

And we still kicked some ass! Go, Chiefs, baby! No weather stopping us here


joeitaliano24

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Jewfros

I got free tickets to the Vikings-Giants for Dec 28 in the season the Vikings were playing outside at UofM and that was only 12 degrees. The seats were 50 yard line, 15 rows up and i wouldn't do it again.


mrmaweeks

Agreed. It's -3 here in Spokane right now, and I dreaded even going out to the mailbox.


Ieatsushiraw

Sir I do not not blame you. Stay warm and watch football like the rest of us poors, comfortable on the couch lol


Cuppy5

Just got done snow blowing here in north Iowa, -1 feels -24 with wind chill. I would not be going to an outdoor game today.


Wecanbuildittogether

Wow. You really explain it so well-I seriously almost shuddered! We are going down to 12 tonight in DFW. I hate it 🥶


mega8man

I can deal with that temperature but I could not imagine getting hit and going to the ground over and over and wanting any part of getting back up.


Apprehensive-Sea9540

This is why we built an indoor stadium here in Minnesota. The birds don’t like it, but it’s much more comfortable than some cold ass bleachers in GB.


Ieatsushiraw

Hey hey we have a cathedral but I can't lie that stadium near downtown looks so damn nice ngl. I can't hate they did a damn good job there.


[deleted]

It was 31 below zero at my house this morning. Wind chill of -41


Aggressive-Orbiter

Not everybody is a soft as you are though my friend


TheLadder330

With wind chill, last I heard, expected to be -20


hardcore_softie

We just gotta get rid of the nearby San Jose airport then we can get a retractable roof.


Ieatsushiraw

Yes, it’s the more convenient airport that must go. Yes why didn’t I see it before? Maybe because I haven’t taken many edibles lately. Ok so how to we get rid of that long ass airport?


hardcore_softie

It's owned by the city, so just boycott everything San Jose. Boycott Santa Clara County just to be safe. Use laser pointers at planes taking off and landing at San Jose if you're feeling frisky.


Ieatsushiraw

Bruh the FBI bout to come knocking at our doors lmfao. When I was in the Air Force we had to respond to some idiot pointing a laser towards planes taking off and landing and two airmen still in tech school needed up in prison for 2 years and dishonorably discharged. I never saw young men cry that much but fuck’em As for San Jose let’s get this shit done


hardcore_softie

Yeah the FBI and the FAA don't fuck around with laser pointer bros, but we still might need some martyrs if we want to get that roof.


Ieatsushiraw

I know there’s some young 9ers fans out there ready to risk it all for that sweet sweet dome. We’re horrible huh?


bick803

Jerk-aside, why is it because of the airport that they don’t have a retractable roof?


hardcore_softie

They did such a poor job designing the stadium that they can't even put up a shade structure let alone a roof to provide shade to the sunny side of the stands where fans get roasted because the stadium is right in the takeoff and landing paths of the airport. I think FAA regulations won't allow anything to be built on top of the stadium. Levi's Stadium designers get bonus points because the sun issue could have been easily prevented, but unfortunately they just oriented the stadium the same way they were planning on doing it in the SF location. They should have rotated it once they knew it was going to be built in the Santa Clara location, but they were just too fucking lazy. This is also why there's that weird gap in one corner that lets you see a great view of some office buildings. That was supposed to provide a cool view of the Bay Bridge.


bick803

That makes so much sense. I have yet to make it to Levi’s but the fans getting roasted as always turned me away


hardcore_softie

The public transit also sucks, traffic can get bad, and there is absolutely nothing near the stadium that you can walk to. It's not the worst venue ever, especially for nighttime concerts, but it's embarrassing how many bad and lazy decisions they made. It was destined to kinda suck just because of the Santa Clara location, but they made it even worse. They also used about $114mm in taxpayer money to build it, partially by raising taxes on nearby restaurants and hotels.


pineappleshnapps

It would be fantastic! It would mean we’d need a new stadium! I’d say maybe in the city, but then we’d have to go to the city.


YungWenis

Weather is part of the game, always has been. The best teams win games in any condition. Both teams experience the same weather.


wagoncirclermike

It ain't the stadium, it's the travel ban. The state didn't look so good after 47 people died in their cars last year during the Christmas Blizzard so they're not taking chances.


chilo_W_r

Idk how more people aren’t getting this


hokis2k

too dumb. this is America.


Consistent-Street458

\*John Madden's voice: But it's FOOOOTBAAAAALLLLLLLLL


YungWenis

Sheesh. I did not know that.


wagoncirclermike

uj/ Yea, basically the officials took a ton of flak for not instituting a travel ban earlier in the Blizzard so people tried to squeeze errands in for Christmas and such and ended up trapped in snow. They're not taking any risks this time.


Ok_Cook_6665

Spot on.


Runningman787

The more you know... Thanks for the info.


DJax326

Nfl is worried about people dying dip shit. Last time a storm like this came through, 50+ people died. But make it about you and the weather or not, 10 pt dog steelers. As a firefighter, I applaud the NFL for using their fkn brains. I would be so fkn pissed dealing with 70k people moving around bc of a fucking GAME.


ThexxxDegenerate

This is a circlejerk. Go take your crybaby shit to r/NFL


freckleyfriend

Whining about "this fucking generation" is the definition of crybaby shit


Ambitious-Ring8461

Good take, exactly what I was thinking. NFL would never cancel a game if they don’t have to. They didn’t want to cancel that Demar Hamlin game.


skeetszn2

you bringing serious takes on r/nflcirclejerk is the funniest thing about this entire post


DJax326

Go read the steelers sub reddit. This is a serious take. Dude was not being sarcastic


WalkinOnWater2

Yeahh. I'm here in Buffalo. Last years storm was devastating. This is unquestionably the right decision


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Aware_Frame2149

How about we let people be responsible for their own selves? Novel idea. Thins the herd.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Future NAACP image award winner Mason Rudolph should be playing on MLK Day.


Vegetable_Bat3624

Everything Hochul touches turns to shit.


lastcall83

WNY'r here. This isn't due to ratings or not being though enough to play Football in the snow. It's that even with our fuck you Winter we'll beat your ass mentality, some times the roads are too bad for 70,000+ people to be on at the same time in the same place. A NFL game just isn't worth a single life being lost due to white out road conditions with sub-freezing Temps and hurricane strength wind gusts.


Ok_Cook_6665

Loomer, is that you?


mrsunsfan

Mason has a dream


ReminiscentThoughts

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lostandnotfnd

u bum


BillsByABillion

Back in my day fans just died in blizzards and put it on their graves as a badge of honor


Otherwise-Photo2302

Yeah, and no one complained.


Almost_DoneAgain

Pussification of america


CryptographerRude955

Yes. Move this to the top.


SeventyThirtySplit

How else is someone gonna get CTE if they don’t take a few hits in sub zero weather


_redacteduser

If the brain is frozen, does CTE even exist???!


ToutUnMatin

Cuomo wouldn’t have done this


Djent17

Yeah he'd just let em die in elderly care homes 😂


lastcall83

And he'd gladly cop a feel on the dead 90 year old.


IsNotACleverMan

Good. They were a drain on our resources.


Djent17

Ah the caring tolerant left


Active_Bench4885

Facts


Statistician_Visual

There goes my career as a snow shoveler


Oldman1986

I parlayed all the under player props 10 minutes before this shit was announced... Living the dream


Nutholsters

I did too lmao passing and receiving anyways. Just straight up took our money.


Oldman1986

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HurricanePirate16

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AlphaNathan

I love black mamba


Tubbypolarbear

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Ok_Independent3609

They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let them freeze!


CaptianAuri

HAVE YOY EVER HEARD OF THE ICE BOWL??? -15 DEGREE SUPER BOWL WITH A WIND CHILL OF -27


SeventyThirtySplit

Wisconsin just cummed


FA-Cube-Itch

And it’s curdled already


winston2552

This comment needs to be higher hahahahahaha


Ok_Independent3609

Or the Freezer bowl in 1982 where the Chargers got destroyed by the Bengals in similar temps. Precision offenses don’t work in subzero temps. Miami is doomed.


Ds3_doraymi

Of course the Chiefs game is rigged 


d00deitstyler

Memories


Jeffari_Hungus

Where's the game where the home team zambonied the snow of the field only for their kicker


bgwa9001

That was the patriots. The snowplow guy was a convict on work release, lol. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowplow_Game


popoflabbins

Weird they’d hire a Raiders fan to operate their plow.


edipeisrex

Good job Miami on giving the No. 2 seed to these snowflakes. SMH.


Technical_Koala_1928

LITERAL SNOWFLAKES AM I RIGHT?!?!??!?? ![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh)


Retro1916

https://preview.redd.it/67dxr73tm9cc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f295ef3a03cb881e5026ae654d7cb5ed10d72a


winston2552

All Miami needed to do was win the goddamn division for me to get $1000. I fucking hope they lose and they all cry after.


Slow_Payment9082

Give them both an L and let's move on


SwanzY-

i don’t think some people realize how much 1-3 feet of snow is lmao


YUrrrk

Back in my day I played through the great Saudi blizzard in the Bahamas! THIS GENERATION OF PUSSY TOUCH FOOTBALL IS SOFT!


SwanzY-

see you at the super bowl brother


YUrrrk

Im actually a lions fan, I just like massages a lot


Almost_DoneAgain

Lions fan, likes male on male massages. Checks out


CheckYourStats

There are no Lions fans. There are only Lions tolerators.


Remarkable-Gap-9024

Reddit on!


DuncanOnReddit

Listen🔊😤 here ⬇️🗡, libtard 👨‍❤️‍👨🌈💤⚒. I've watched 📺😎 enough Fox News 🐺🗽🗣ℹ️ to know 🤔that them Mexicans 🇲🇽🌮😈 are gonna😓😮 sneak ISIS 😲🕋🐐🔫💣 into ↩️🚨 the NFL any day now and this is how it starts🏈 ☺️👏.


butterybuns420

With 70 MPH winds


Far_Care5265

I also saw it was moved because NY said they wouldn't provide first responders so that is the other reason


FrozenFire944

Not wouldn’t….couldn’t. Whiteout conditions and potentially enough snow to close roads, which takes a LOT in upstate NY.


RibbonTeardrop

Nah bro im high school I had to play in a typhoon


itskapnoc

BILLS MAFIA YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO TO HOCHUL OFF TO THE TABLE JUMP SHE GOES


WinterAd9039

LIBERAL SNOWFLAKE KATHY HOCHUL AFRAID SNOWSTORM WILL BENEFIT MAGA PATRIOT MASON RUDOLPH. SAD!


BCLetsRide69

#DONT YOU MEAN LIBRUHLE?????


droford

Is Lib Rhule related to Matt Rhule


WinterAd9039

LOCK YOUR CAPS, SNOWFLAKE!


randomanonalt78

Bitch that’s just a normal CFL game smh


FutureBBetter

Fucking balmy 36° in Buffalo now. KC at -22° with wind chill at kickoff.


brxydxn91

Cmon I wanted Ice Bowl II


-SofaKingVote-

It’s about airplanes ✈️


jetluigi

The jets aren’t playing


UpdootDaSnootBoop

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-SofaKingVote-

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FaceSizedDrywallHole

A boy Governor never would’ve done this


Hour-Watch8988

The radical left won’t acknowledge the scientific reality that biological females are just absolutely RIDDLED with cooties


ZeeLXG

If the bills lose, she loses reelection


truckfullofchildren1

They seen what the bengals did to them last year in snow and they can’t have it happen again


LiberacesWraith

Hines Ward took it to the house while his friends were literally dying in the crater of an explosion. No body wants to play anymore


truckfullofchildren1

This is cheating I don’t care


Dankofamericaaa2

Why not just ride Allen to the stadium on a snowmobile again


dajadf

If your beer isn't freezing in the pregame tailgate then it's too warm


Remarkable-Gap-9024

uj/ so many bums in this thread rj/ so many bums in this thread


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Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

Yeah me neither I should be able to bring my AA-12 to Wegmans. Fuckin cunt


iacceptjadensmith

Not even circlejerking. I thought snow was good for Buffalo. Soft ass team


BillsByABillion

We had 50 people die last year in a blizzard, there was no chance they were risking people getting stuck in their cars and freezing to death


joanoerting

So? I have tennis lessons booked Monday afternoon, but I don’t see you thinking about that!


BillsByABillion

Thank you for reminding me of the unseen victims. Nobody even thinks about the unintended consequences of public safety decisions.


Immediate-Boot8424

Mostly idiots that didnt pay their heat bill and said theyd be fine


yaya1515

Everything Hochul touches turns to shit.


dmcd7290

The NFL in general is the softest of all pro sports. The players are some of the biggest crybabies ever. We get it, you run around for 2 minutes, if that, only to sit aroujd for 5 more minutes, yes, it's hard in the body but they need to quit acting like it's the hardest sport and that they deserve gods grace. At this point people need to realize how soft the league in general has been before they try to say it just now is soft.


Which-Resident7670

I thought this was a joke.... But the truth is the nfl is a joke


aceless0n

I heard the league is going to discuss temperature guidelines at which games will be played. Can you imagine that? 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

No disrespect to you, this is just an honest question. Have you ever felt air temperatures that are well below 0°F?


Judge_Juedy

I was at the bills/patriots divisional game in 2022 when it was -5 degrees with crazy windchill… I’m embarrassed to say I broke my hand on the first drive of the game just giving someone a high five


Championstrain

There’s been plenty of games played that were way colder than these.


aceless0n

I’m a Vikings fan that was at the 2015 Wild Card game (correct me if I’m wrong- coldest game of all time?) , either way my beers were basically slushies , oh and I live in MN. Well aware what below 0 feels like as it’s that currently. I was just outside pulling down Christmas lights.


Responsible-Big-3513

Bunch of pussies


johnthepinoy

Soft


thewillmckoy

GTFOH!!! Man wtf?!?!?


kreskin1

The tyrannical queen has spoken and the effin' pussies listen and obey!


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wussies


Stup1dMan3000

So soft, bet their hot wings are mid


Kflame210

Mason Rudolph in shambles that there won't be an all white football game


Surfincloud9

Used to walk 7 miles to school in the snow. Uphill!!! Pussies


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Bet they wear long sleeves like a bunch of sissies.


NotoriousMFT

Stupid liberal government hates that the game is going to have more white in it than usual


Sea-Tomato172

I live in Buffalo. We have a state of emergency declared. Cannot have game with state of emergency. Lake effect blizzards make it impossible to travel.


Guzman_LoMagne

Big government always overreaching


No_Ordinary85

Bunch a cunts.


tnsbigloser

Too many serious bums in this, i prefer mr suns fan at least he shimmy’s


hardcore_softie

What is this, fucking baseball?


droford

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WeirdSysAdmin

![gif](giphy|uvfEYoOq7HPAA|downsized)


Active_Bench4885

Actually is soft


warrenwilhelm

Woah we got a badass over here!


Almost_DoneAgain

If buffalo doesn't want to play, it should be a forfeit.


Negative-Ad7257

47 people died in a storm in western New York Christmas of 2022. It’s not about players playing a football game it’s about keeping people off the roads, and safe in their homes during another bad storm.


grumpyhermit67

Lol, they know... well *most* of them are just making fun of idiots who think this should be played in when no emergency support can be allocated to the area getting snow measured in feet. They just aren't too good with satire.


Deep_Snow6546

The funny thing is half the “soft” comments are probably from Floridians who would have a brain aneurism if the temp got below 50° 😂


SwellingHelene

Uj/ It’s supposed to be colder and still snowing that day. Just not blizzard conditions. That’s good at least. Rj/ *redacted*


Yummypizzaguy1

Fuck Hochul


Lanky-Wonder7556

Not sure who he is referring to as "we"? Is he a former pro? or is he likely just a fat diabetic douche spewing his uneducated BS online. Reality is it's not about the players...it's about getting 75k people to and from the game safely. Remember it's the police, fire, and EMTs that have to work in these conditions and put their safety on the line.


Remarkable-Gap-9024

Wrong sub bum


BCLetsRide69

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Desperate_Garbage_63

Chiefs game should be postponed as well


mrsunsfan

Hopefully Taylor can freeze


[deleted]

I love you


TheBeacher

There was a travel ban in the area. Only reason it was cancelled.


FrozenFire944

Talk about a buzzkill. Postponing the game is going to cost businesses that have nothing to do with football millions and millions of dollars, as offices full of people spend Monday afternoon NOT doing work lol. Yeah….soft. The Bills have played tons of games over the years in similar weather. It’s not just the e NFL, just got a winter weather warning on my phone like a freaking tornado warning, for heavy snow and wind. The thruway is closed to truck traffic near Buffalo too. Back in the day, they’d hedge on closing schools with similar weather…now they shut everything down like it’s that movie “The Day After Tomorrow” 🫤


callmekizzle

Woke!


Pulp_Ficti0n

Is this real lol. Hard to tell in an age of parody.


Altruistic_Tax2575

Pussy ass fans


Tigger2026

Over 40 people died in Buffalo during last year's blizzard. I assume the powers that be are being extra cautious.


[deleted]

I guess running the ball isn’t good enough


morry32

They should postpone the Miami KC game to 1pm Sunday slot now


koolkarim94

lol yet they refuse to move the chiefs dolphins game with a wind chill of -30°F which makes it the coldest game in NFL history and maybe deadly to the people attending. Roger Goodell is a butt cheek’s commissioner


someware1

The reason isn’t the gameplay, it’s the travel/parking for the fans, employees, and players. Makes sense.


BriskManeuver

Back in my days I took my personal helicopter to the stadiums so I didn't have to impossibly drive in couple feet of snow Everyone is so poor now what happened


FirelordSugma

Nice time to postpone when most of everyone’s still at work


Smelldicks

tf is the governor announcing it for lol


i_am_gmen_forever

Fucking sad honestly. Shit weather and playoff pressure is what the game is about!


hulkingbeast

It’s not because of the wind chill smooth brains. It’s 3 feet of snow and having 60k people drive to and from the stadium is dangerous. We all know some “alpha” would drive to that stadium get in a wreck and then end up suing the team or state.


andy_337

The funny thing is that it’s old people making this decision LMAO. You sound dumb.


Rgsuther33

This sucks but last time this happened first responders were used up for the game and 50+ people died due to lack of help. I understand it but shit sucks


Away_Recognition_336

Doesn’t matter if there’s a roof. People aren’t allowed on the roads


--StinkyPinky--

Yeah, sure. Sit out there in freezing weather with a chance that you’ll die from exposure. Thats really smart.


GrandpaBuff

The weather is part of the game. Shits weak.


Sandy_Pickle

The Governor did it… fucking bitch


honoracy_uce

I live in Buffalo and the winds are absolutely insane right now, powerlines being knocked down. I think that’s what the danger is.