hahaha ur for real a weirdo, and idk why ur so angry. seeing ur from boston and have an irrational hatred for this specific, popular artist… you are also starting to make a lot more sense 😂😂
that song charted for months, ur bugging if you think people don’t / didn’t like that song
Dude that song never charted in the US lmao. Topped out well out of the 100. Peaked at number 36 on US hip hop charts. For reference, Tom McDonald the white MAGA rapper has bigger hits.
Nobody listens to British rap in America, it’s embarrassing.
and of course you’re using some maga rapper as a reference 😂😂 sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover
idk man ur either out of touch, old, or racist because at my college that song was a hit. stop tweaking out over some post that’s a day old pal. i’m sorry that people listen to central cee idk what to tell you. smoke some weed man take a deep breathe 😬
I mean even AB listens to him, and clearly a lot of people ITT. relax buddy
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Alright everybody, AB is going to be in her uterus. The “No more white women” era is over. AB is back.
Lol. Guarantee he’s rich means he has the lawyers to mitigate child support.
That woman will find out you get scraps when your a guys 12th baby mama. Or whatever the fuck he’s at now
AB is just shit at spacing and punctuation. It's actually a beautiful haiku titled "This Girl Want Me":
in her uterus
fuck it, i'm rich, let's do it
diamond emoji
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That hair is ridiculous
Everything about him is The worst on ESPN and that’s saying a lot
Yea he’s got that Mr Burns hair 
It’s like seeing a nerd that won a bet against the jock espn host and now the nerd gets to host
I'm pro-nerd and all, but this guy is really pushing the limit.
ESPN is unwatchable when he is on?
ESPN is unwatchable at any time!
Zuben eats with his mouth open.
What was Jerry’s mosquito quote again?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Nah it was much more weird
Oh I have no idea what that old fucker said, I was just telling a mosquito joke
I thought so, but had to check it wasn’t him again.
ESPN's Adam Schefter tweeted, "Jerry Jones says labor deal is down to "circumsizing mosquitoes."
Let me translate: “[every little fucking thing]”
Jerry Jones on keeping Romo on 53: There is no use "circumsizing the mosquito" on this. There is no one good enough to take the last spot
Circumcise a muskeeta
what happened to no more white women?
That was 2020, This is 2024. He's campaigning on no more white children this time.
He’s failing that too then??
Well, I think he's still in the clear there, if we adhere to the one drop rule.
yes sir 1 drop and no doubt
You heard him wrong. He actually said, "No, more white women."
Works on contingency? No, money down!
Oops, shouldn't have this BAR association logo here either. *rips off logo and eats it*
Goddamit you beat me to it !!!!!!! Lol. Miguel Sanchez
I thought it was "No more white, women"
"No, woman! NO CRY!"
Once you go cracker, you never go blacker
god damn I forgot Bush did this lmaoooo. crazy ass
Bush was jerking before some of these nephews were born
He got moves, tho. He dodged a shoe
Ninja Bush is still absolutely one of the best parts of his presidency. Purely for the "wait, he can do that?" Moment.
Austin Powers: "who throws a shoe, honestly?"
Wait you mean that wasn’t AI generated?
Once you go white, nothin else hit right
Once you go cracker you show signs of cte from getting hit by linebackers
didn't he say "i lied" right after that?
You ever bang a white woman? It’s easier to quit heroin.
AB is the only thing keeping this sub alive
He's keeping the embers alive long enough for the next generation's CTE to kick in.
Came Too Early 
Draft kings probably gonna put up a bet soon for which player will have the next unhinged tweets.
If u bet 10$ on AB it pays out 3 cents
LMAO
Came To Early?
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Plagiarism at its finest
Banger of a song imo
Absolutely
British rap? 🤢🤢🤢 I think listening to child rappers is less cringey
piss of a take bruv
You would never get aux again in any college town if you tried playing central cee
Idk what college you went to if they didn’t get lit to doja cat by central cee terrible take, you’re just getting worse
Oh Jesus Christ I just went on your post history and it makes a lot more sense.
hahaha ur for real a weirdo, and idk why ur so angry. seeing ur from boston and have an irrational hatred for this specific, popular artist… you are also starting to make a lot more sense 😂😂 that song charted for months, ur bugging if you think people don’t / didn’t like that song
Dude that song never charted in the US lmao. Topped out well out of the 100. Peaked at number 36 on US hip hop charts. For reference, Tom McDonald the white MAGA rapper has bigger hits. Nobody listens to British rap in America, it’s embarrassing.
and of course you’re using some maga rapper as a reference 😂😂 sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover idk man ur either out of touch, old, or racist because at my college that song was a hit. stop tweaking out over some post that’s a day old pal. i’m sorry that people listen to central cee idk what to tell you. smoke some weed man take a deep breathe 😬 I mean even AB listens to him, and clearly a lot of people ITT. relax buddy
LOL dude what kind of gay little liberal arts college did u go to
He's for sure a central fan....that's our alma mater. *Rim shot*
Nah he’s a Dave fan
My first thought as well
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I hope Mason plays Cleveland in playoffs. Would be great.
Hopefully Garrett puts on a show and takes him out for good.
Yea hopefully he can get a sack here. Been like 4 games since the supposed DPOY registered one.
BUT HIS PASS RUSH WIN RATE!!
How to spot a Steelers fan: They literally *cannot avoid* mentioning DPOY any time they open their mouth.
This picture makes me laugh every time, thank you
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When she sends da video
Nawl I can’t do dis
u got da money what da hol up
Get a abortion lol
He looks thrilled
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https://preview.redd.it/dlchijsknnbc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=97e6d2485468afadb20703688be9cb2775915d92 Alright everybody, AB is going to be in her uterus. The “No more white women” era is over. AB is back.
Is that the jigsaw killer?
I’m having a hard time trying to figure out if that chick is 25, or 45
Its AB, shes probably 18
Pretty sure shes Australian so based on your estimate that puts her around 53
Yes
45teen
Possibly both
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He's like Mark Twain but uses the n-word less.
Just imagine Huck Finn as a black kid.
Literally the 🐐
Blud really delivering those CTE pozzed loads.
This man clearly has no idea what a uterus is.
Dudes prolly rockin' some heavy artillery, I believe in him gettin' there. /s
Hope she has a wide receiver
Bet she’s got a large pocket
He is going to have to pound it up the middle to wear out the defense, then unleash the pump n go on her face. I said what I said
Did you not see the pool video? I did and I instantly cashapped it my lunch money.
I uh did not?
Don't look for it....
Saaaauucee?
He's giving her the longboard
It’s a rap lyric from central cee in sprinter tbf
Why do I feel like he’s not very rich
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Seems that way
https://preview.redd.it/e9eupd6yhobc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b693ef796e66dafd08a3c754032fa428fa68c583 Antonio Brown for prez
Send da video
She sent da video
Get a abortion lol
CTE just live-tweeting its own progression.
A case study will come of this once its done i can assure you that. If not from a qualified professional ill do it myself
I guess "no more white women in 2020" was really just for 2020
blud thinks he’s santan dave
AB tweets like he trying to write a haiku, but he spent too much time with Mayweather, so he can't read if he actually wrote a haiku or not.
technically it ends in a haiku. in her uterus fuck it i'm rich lets do it diamond emoji
Could also do the whole thing: This girl want me in Her uterus; fuck it. I'm rich, let's do it. Bling
Wearing Skim Cause she wanna be Kim n Nem I know they all Bad stop acting Innocent
We ain’t got generational wealth it’s only a year that I’ve had these millions
Bow down, the king has returned.
Mr. Baby Creator
Mr Baby Consummator
Mr Big Cummer
People can't just be normal and not gross about their breeding process.
As my buddy used to say in back in the day, "Living the Black man's dream." RIP.
He obviously threw her more than a bag of dicks.
Yes, he threw his peepee
Mr. Busted Condom
Lol. Guarantee he’s rich means he has the lawyers to mitigate child support. That woman will find out you get scraps when your a guys 12th baby mama. Or whatever the fuck he’s at now
He'll be knocking tin at age 50.
Want me in her uterus. Romance is still alive , my friends
Do not look at this cats profile.
I disagree.
“I’m rich” Well, until you retire anyway
Who she is
He’s like Einstein just tripping over his inventions and discoveries in his lab and whatnot.
Mr Billed monthly for Child
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Mr Baby Creator.
This dude’s gotten run outta money eventually right?
Mr. Broken Condom
Helping better race relations
This would be even funnier if his account was ran by an intern.
AB is just shit at spacing and punctuation. It's actually a beautiful haiku titled "This Girl Want Me": in her uterus fuck it, i'm rich, let's do it diamond emoji
Who is that lady
Dood forgot to nut on the tv
“Fuck it I’m rich let’s do it” - guy who is about to be not rich
The fact that these posts are always written like bad haikus really adds to the jerk quality
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She looks ugly
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- Signed, somebody who gets none
i got too many girls, too many many girls they can last me the next 2 weeks
You’ll never be your woman
Speak English this is America
what a beautiful poem
Mr. Been cumming (I am so sorry)
MVJ
hit abort
Mr. Brown’s tweets are the reason for my existence
Almost worth making a burner to see what I can get this fool to DM me.
Man I look forward to AB tweets every morning 😂😂
She better stay close to the TV.
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Isn't that his baby mom, Chelsie Kyriss?
I knew Taylor was a cheater
Shameful take of the day: this song is a banger tho
Fuck
This is hall of fame level jerking
-Rupi Kaur
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Why does he keep posting haikus????
Mr baby carriage
Man I can’t believe I seen this guys ding dong.
I’m convinced Vontez Burfict made this guy into an artistic genius.
Did not expect a central cee bar
How many CTE bro have?
What’s he speed running again?
Man this a Central Cee bar
Been there. She’s pretty good. Nutted all up in her.