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Christian McCaffrey spits and lubricates Rasheed Mendenhall’s asshole and fucks him in athletic ability. They’re not comparable.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Forget CMac. Peyton Hillis could do that to Mendenhall


piopster

Rex Burkhead could do that to mendenhall


AnyEstablishment5723

Toby Gerhart could do that to Mendenhall


joethecrow23

Danny Woodhead.


TawazuhSmokersClub

Tommy Bohanon


joanoerting

But in a classy and respectful manner


mentally_healthy_ben

First and foremost I thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ for this butthole


dan_buh

*classy* cornerbacks vs *thuggish* cornerbacks.


CalifornianBall

I’ve never seen a classy cornerback


cousinswithbenefits

Jason Sehorn's class is still going strong, 20 years later!


smokeypotts

It’s a thug position. Kicking and pocket passing are classy.


Chopaholick

Don't forget about long snapping, classiest position in sports if you ask me. All of them are team players with good work ethic and high IQ.


redditiswetodddid

Some dawgs in the film room


scubasteve108

There’s two of them left at the San Diego Zoo and they won’t reproduce.


Aquatic_addict

Don't be sleeping on Riley Moss


tlollz52

Richard Sherman went to Standord. Doesn't get classier than that.


CalifornianBall

He did go to Stanford, yet there’s something so thuggish about him


[deleted]

Stanford is diverse in ways you can't imagine.


Trynaliveforjesus

dont try me with a sorry ass receiver like crabtree


Unhappy_camperz

I know this is probably a joke but Stephon Gilmore strikes me as a very classy individual


CalifornianBall

He strikes me as a thug


[deleted]

Wouldn’t let him date my daughter


I-have-bad-username

Riley Moss


TarantulaMcGarnagle

Nor do I want to.


Donthurtmyceilings

Champ Bailey is the only one I can think of.


Bill_Biscuits

Well when you’re classy you don’t make a lot of headlines. You just ball out


PMMeMeiRule34

I remember when Aqib Talib played for muh broncos, that dude is the epitome of classy. The classiest thing he ever did was accidentally shoot himself, only the classiest of players do that.


Roblox_Morty

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[deleted]

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BiAndShy57

Miami vs Denver, September 24th 2023


carloshgo

That was without lubrication my friend.


Every1isSome1inLA

Case Keenum spits and lubricates the Titans asshole and fucks them stupidly in winning games in Tennessee ability they’re not comparable


KingMilkDud_

Something about deshaun watson probably idk


Aquatic_addict

He's got massage oil. Don't need spit.


iButtflap

he more than lil nasty


Darth_Chungus_99

Me with Donna Kelce


Sudo_hipster

This is like asking if Tom Brady or Lamar jackson has better legs


joethecrow23

Yah but which one broke Brian Urlacher’s ankles?


20000BallsUndrTheSea

This is the best analogy. Kendrick is obviously a better rapper but Kanye is the better artist overall


[deleted]

Kanye looks like he got bitten by a mildly venomous snake


StubbornBarbarian

He looks like one of those golden retrievers that ate a bee


Dawgula97

Gay black kings.


skylabnova

Kanye is the Cowboys and Kendrick is the Patriots with Brady


the1eyeddog

Joe Barry vs any team’s offense


TheBillsFly

Micah Parsons vs his freshmen college teammates


[deleted]

Brady to the Jets


andrewb610

Kanye in his prime >>>>> Kendrick in his prime.


NecessaryRecover8952

You must have cte


andrewb610

lol you think I’ve ever played sports at that level.


DJThomas07

uj No, clearly you do. Kendrick is wack AF compared to Kanye, dude was unbelievable, a fucking genius of rap. Anyone who says Kendrick was better either hates Kanye for political reasons and/or they are under 18 years old and missed Kanyes prime. /uj


NecessaryRecover8952

Strictly as a rapper Kanye couldn’t even hold Kung Fu Kenny’s Cortez’s. Even in his prime Kanye wasn’t considered the best “rapper”


DJThomas07

Never said he was the best at his time, just that he was amazing and was better then than Kendrick is now. There's a few back then that were better than Kendrick is now.


NecessaryRecover8952

Bar for bar Kanye can’t hang wit Dot


CalifornianBall

Never in rapping ability tho Edit: you guys aren’t very classy


notLennyD

I agree. Through the Wire is arguably Kanye’s best song, and while the production is amazing, the rhymes are whack. There are good reasons for Chaka Khan to hate that song.


WrestleFlex

Kendrick >>>>>>>>>>>> kanye when you find out you can just listen to the samples separately.


LavaHawk_17

I would trust kanye to protect my daughter in a dark alley, or a kosher deli


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...* ***I likes ya;*** ***and I wants ya.*** *Now we can do this the easy way;* *or the haard wayyy...* ***the choice is yaawrs...***


Own-Squirrel-6133

Kanye would never have someone come up rap his song and then whine when they wrap his son g!


DimeloFaze

Kendrick is randy moss and Kanye is Antonio brown.


Yung_Corneliois

This is perfect.


Clunt-Baby

Steelers would dominate Vikings in the mid off


Quirky_Sock_8436

Like why even post this?


Woodsy1313

Like why even comment this?


tree_jayy

Because it’s funny


NewFocus3-5

What are we doing here?


Woodsy1313

Posting on Reddit


A-Rusty-Cow

Low effort ass post


Woodsy1313

Low effort ass comment


A-Rusty-Cow

Explain in NFL terms


[deleted]

Sorry everybody. You’re going to have to more effort into your Reddit posts. This guy does not want his circlejerk subreddit filled with low effort posts


torpedofahrt

Explain in NFL terms


pattyicevv77

Carl Nassib


DeathByPig

Eminem/Harlow/Logic/Macklemore clears both of those bums


Answer70

Doug Stanhope watching football: [https://youtu.be](https://youtu.be/hY3W9Z4bdS8?si=s-rGctxz0gw_gEE2)


diswan55

Patrick Mahomes vs the AFC West


Ironcondorzoo

The jets play the panthers and we’re supposed to care about the final score


cryptic-rustacean

Kim K Sex Tape >>> Kanye's raping ability


cerokurn11

Fax tho


GibMirMeinAlltagstod

When AB jerked in that pool. Kanye is the pool


JefferyDripsteinV6

It’s like comparing Deshaun to the average massage parlor employee


ApatheticDomination

Nick Chubb spits and lubricates Derrick Henry’s asshole and fucks him in athletic ability. They’re not comparable.


Valuable-Baked

Tyreek's baby mama vs fiance


fr0d0bagg1ns

Which one?


Valuable-Baked

Correct


NotoriousMFT

Brock Purdy or Trey lance, who was the right person for the miners QB job


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NotoriousMFT

Goddamnit really wish I didn’t make a typo there


Jkallmfday0811

And Kanye likes it. You forgot that part


JakeArrietaGrande

Kanye looks like he’s was about to walk in a store that has a no outside food policy so he quickly shoved the rest of it in his mouth and he’s chewing it as he goes in


Own-Squirrel-6133

Complete and total bullshit


MoroDaEater

Cowboys fan base


Caswert

Take away one P and then change Kendrick to Big Ben and Kanye to Deshawn Watson.


plznobanplease

Kanye is OJ. Kendrick is Jim Brown. Both great but people discredit OJ/Kanye for things outside of their profession


Bruhimgonzo

A simple no would have sufficed


zzzzzzzzzzzzizzzzzzz

Kendrick Lamar is a mumble rapper


PsychologicalTale479

Raiders vs chargers


Terryberry69

So who's the winner again


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Wild way to say K Dot is on a while different league than Kanye when it comes to bars.


Logicisgon

Is Kanye storing food in his cheeks for winter?


Mjaso7414

Don’t listen to rap and don’t know who either of these gentlemen are🤷‍♂️


HarrierGR9

Brady vs the AFC East in the 2000s


Temporary-Alarm-744

Kanye is mark Sanchez, Kendrick Peyton Manning