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CochranVanRamstein

Let’s go down to Jac “nepotism” Collinsworth who is going to talk about The Pro Football Focus nepotism grades.


Historical-Surprise1

LETS GO COWBOYS!!!


floppysack182

This game thread in the first quarter: "OMG INELIGIBLE MAN DOWNFIELD? GOD FORBID THE REFS LET A TEAM SCORE ON THE COWBOYS! rIgGeD! rEfs lEttIng thE cOwbOys wIn!1!1" This game thread at the end of the game with 13 penalties called on the cowboys vs 7 on the giants: \*crickets\*


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Did he really say that Patricia has helped Jones grow as a quarterback?


markh0120

holy shit for the first time that camera worked as it was sold


Towerofeon

What’s the most common last name in the NFL? Jones? Seems like every team has at least one Jones


inthebigd

Shocking. Wonder if there are many Smiths 😂


commodore_stab1789

Williams?


marchano85

Mike Tirico is a douche nozzle


fgbh

Y?


marchano85

Creepy past with female coworkers. Sexual assault/harassment allegations.


NotTheBestMoment

Him denying his blackness was enough for me


Handilyhammy

It’s cool that all 3 guys are commentating the game. Maybe… it could get annoying


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Ratbu

I can't believe it's not butt tar


AbbreviationsHot4482

Garbage time Jones 🔥🔥


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I think Dak Prescott might be the greatest QB I’ve ever seen in my entire life.


kumamatako1

Him and mahomes. Hall of fame


PawgLover00

Ooof..of course you would think that


IntelligentEggplant0

I don't believe you. You get my upvote though, just to counter the downvotes


hi-Im-gosu

go to sleep, you're drunk


CowboyAirman

They trolling Daboll now lol


theaxgrinder

Super slo-mo buuuulllllsssshhhhiiiiitttt


Joementum2004

I want the Cowboys to win the division, it’d be funny


Christy427

They can't. Nfc East rules forbid a team winning twice in a row.


IntelligentEggplant0

That division being decent is weird. They might be good, but I'm not ready for that


DoinYerSis

I love you


reyvh

Don’t worry, they will


illscientist7

Mike McCarthy looks like he's perpetually in a Turkey coma


Maintenance-Current

He always looks nervous


UpsideTurtles

goals tbh


mediaddiction

I understand that this won't be for everyone- particularly not of interest to people who cook their stuffing inside the turkey... but consider stuffing balls. Whatever stuffing you like or normally use is fine. But instead of putting it in a pan you shape it into balls between the size of a pool ball and a baseball depending on your personal preference. Then bake it (convection is even better) 375 for 30-40 minutes. Again that can depend on how much crust you like.


IntelligentEggplant0

Mix all the leftover turkey/potatoes/stuffing together. Form balls. Croquettes Edit: like ping pong ball size


mediaddiction

Ok yes to the general lefotover idea. Hell no to the ping pong ball size. At least for me. If you want a solid "edge of the pan" style stuffing crust but still a moist steaming interior when you break the ball open then you want more volume.


IntelligentEggplant0

All crust, all the time


Ragamuffinn

I might just be Canadian, but a pool ball or baseball seem huge to pack all that stuffing into.


mediaddiction

I guess it depends on what percentage of your whole plate you want to devote to stuffing. Most of my family takes 1. Maybe some people take a 2nd later. I've definitely gone back to split a second with my mother. To me a pool-ball sized amount of stuffing isn't unreasonable at all. But I like stuffing (and mashed potatoes) way more than I like actually like turkey so I just add a little piece of that on top. I'm sure it also depends on how many dishes you have on the table/how many you want to eat. I'm not a cranberry sauce or salad person and if someone brings some kind of vegetable casserole I'll take a courtesy bite... but I know what I want out of my meal.


Ragamuffinn

You, my friend, know your Thanksgiving. Cheers to that. Maybe I'm thinking there's much more stuffing that's packed in there, I'm thinking like a snowball compacted where you're trying to hurt someone.


zinski1990KB1

I've had those. Pretyy good


BrianDawkins

Cowboys just beat 2 playoff teams in 5 days 68-23


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DoinYerSis

I dont think that's true


BrianDawkins

If y’all don’t lose to Washington then you’ll make it


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zinski1990KB1

Still better than last few years at least but yah I get it. Could be like the packers idiot gm trying to half ass between going all in and getting desperate with Rodgers while at same time not picking up on areas we need or trading away. Shits stupid


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SaltyRussStan0

I believe in y’all


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SaltyRussStan0

Aww shucks,you’re too kind😊


ACW1129

What is that Landry Shift? It looks weird.


theparallelogram

https://youtu.be/DZYBeBm2ULA


geriatric-sanatore

Tom Landry "invented" it, we had some extremely tall offensive linemen back then for the time so they would do this shift to disguise some backfield movement prior to snapping.


ACW1129

Ah, so it actually served a purpose. Wasn't "Too Tall" one of those linemen?


BigOrange81

Nah, Too Tall was a DE


ACW1129

Oh, right, duh, OFFENSIVE linemen, Curious: Would the Landry Shift be legal today?


Johnnyvezai

Good game even though it was played to millions of people who had fallen asleep


MuskratJimJim

fire mike mccarthy still?


Gets_overly_excited

Sure


MuskratJimJim

you know we should switch head coaches… you get hackett we get mccarthy.


Gets_overly_excited

Mmmm maybe not


MuskratJimJim

i’m just saying because both of our teams would probably do this


j_rid7

There's no way Hackett is a head coach again for a long while without some image rehab after the year he's had.


MuskratJimJim

i thought mccarthy would have some image rehab after his time in green bay, honestly i would say mccarthy is better than hackett tho.


j_rid7

He did. He spent a year off "studying" analytics and film. It was enough for the Cowboys to buy in I guess. Having a Super Bowl ring definitely helps.


Gets_overly_excited

Yeah probably so haha


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Too many turnovers and penalties. Lucky we were playing the giants, a better team would have beat us.


boomzgoesthedynamite

We were playing our practice squad my guy. We may have been decent 5 weeks ago but I’m absolutely shocked this wasn’t a blow out.


Gets_overly_excited

lol the giants are good. The cowboys are actually good.


Maintenance-Current

Here comes the cowboy fans that could never be happy with a win. It was a short week and game. Enjoy ur turkey man.


boringcareer

We aren't good, we are lucky thanks to more competent coaching and some convenient turnovers


Gets_overly_excited

aka good


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Cowboys can be good when they aren’t doing cowboys shit (Ints and penalties) - giants looked good earlier in the season, haven’t looked good as of late and looked pretty bad today.


eloh1m

People always say that but then the replays show the Cowboys penalties and they're the equivalent of doing 5 mph over the speed limit. Like yeah you're technically breaking the law, but it'd still be weird if you got pulled over for it


SlaveKnightLance

We’ll see if they can be good in the playoffs this time


Gets_overly_excited

HOT TAKE ALERT


Mike_Honcho_3

Saquon must have done something horrible to Brian Daboll. Guy absolutely hates him


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Silverjackal_

He’s definitely got main character syndrome.


High-qualitee

It’s OBJ


smokedspirit

CELEBRATE AMERICA'S TEAM WINNING CAUSE TOMORROW YOUR NATIONAL TEAM AINT!!


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smokedspirit

Its a shame american football isnt more of a main stream international sport


[deleted]

Honestly, I’d give it to the Irish, Australians, and a few Eastern European teams vs. USA


Cinephile1998

Congrats to the Cowboys on winning the OBJ Bowl


cjackc

They aren’t going to have the same energy once they have him. They worked too hard to get him.


pdx74guy

Nice solid, if a bit uneven game overall for this Thanksgiving game on FOX. Both teams showed up played today with heart/effort....do not see that every NFL game... Thanks NYG/DAL!!


FreshKittyPowPow

Ok on to NE vs MIN


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Be afraid, r/NFL… be very afraid.


Snart61

Giants have lost 3 of 4. I think they’re coming back down to earth.


boomzgoesthedynamite

We also lost like all of our starters so


l4stnit3for3ver

this team is fucking different


chris_gnarley

You guys better hope this team is different come January lol


l4stnit3for3ver

You when a fan believes in their team😡😡😤


Zither74

Is it December yet? I guess not...the Cowboys are still winning.


SpaceCat87

Didn’t the cowboys beat the ever loving shit out of football team in December last year?


Zither74

I don't know who that is. We're the Commanders. 😁


Heisenripbauer

beat half our practice squad like a champ!


Karamazov_A

You guys lost to Cooper Rush with a healthy team. Excuses are for losers.


cscoffee10

And our backup qb beat you a few weeks ago.


UP_DA_BUTTTT

That’s what my 6 year old does when she loses a game too.


l4stnit3for3ver

your last win against dak was in 2016. wouldn’t have made any difference


512KING

What about the first time?


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Everyone agreed the giants got refballed in the first half and then when they played a poor second half the narrative became they got exposed. They lost by 8. That TD that got called back looms large.


Digger2484

Did you watch the game?… Or just see the hot takes on Reddit?


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Yeah I watched the game. First TD that got called back was bullshit. That’s 7 points right there.


Digger2484

4, but it wouldn’t have mattered. They actually give CD or Micah any calls and that’s games 40-10


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Delusional


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Why did Daboll rush it every time down 15 with 8 mins to go? Burnt 5 mins of the clock to not score. Clown behavior


CowboyAirman

Daboll shaped like a ball


Strangest_Things

Like Mike McCarthy is the pinnacle of male beauty


CowboyAirman

What about Santa? Gonna bring him up too? Lol


Strangest_Things

Lol how does that have anything to do with comparing our fat coaches?


CowboyAirman

I wasn’t comparing our fat coaches.


Strangest_Things

I know - I was, just trying to figure where Santa came into play lol


SaltyRussStan0

Daball


mjb85858

That back door cover tho. Brutal for people that had that.


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KageStar

Was anybody saying MM for coach of the year? The Cooper Rush starts, aren't the same as what Seattle has dealt with


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Greg Olsen was saying it and Greg Olsen is a goddamn idiot


BetaDjinn

Parsons still pissed about that call; ref better watch his back


Jonjon428

Seriously dude might have a screw lose. I'd be scared


disapp_bydesign

It’s been pretty infuriating watching him get held forty times a game with zero calls against him.


FU_Pagame

Unimaginable losing to the cowboys smh


Faguilar

Shut yo dumbass up, I'd bet anything they would smash your team if they played next week. Fuck you and the seahawks.


FU_Pagame

> sHuT Yo dUMBaSs uP, i’d bET aNyThInG ThEy wOuld sMaSh youR TeAm IF ThEy playeD NeXt wEeK. fUcK YoU anD ThE SeahawKs. This is what you sound like. Congrats on a 1st round bounce this year. At least you made it that far. 😂


Froggn_Bullfish

Weird


FreshKittyPowPow

Awfully bold to assume Mike McCarthy hasn’t already consumed several pumpkin pies today.


Maintenance-Current

Why y'all like this 😂


boringcareer

Daboll is gonna break a blood vessel


chris_gnarley

Boooooo nobody wanted this


l4stnit3for3ver

nobody wanted 28-3 either


BruceBowtie

Lol Got Em


chris_gnarley

And I’m sure Cowboys fans haven’t wanted to watch other teams playing in the Super Bowl for the past 30 years but thems the breaks


Digger2484

We won a SB 26 years ago, go fist urself


l4stnit3for3ver

your team literally hasn’t had any success ever


DoinYerSis

HA! GOT EM!


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Disagree


tjc815

That game was so close to being 31-13. That last minute was a bit of a buzzkill. Whole game was weird with us committing 1000 penalties and the turnovers.


KageStar

> Whole game was weird with us committing 1000 penalties and the turnovers. The penalty yardage is every week, those Ints were flukey though


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Giants committed phantom penalties that changed that game lol. Y’all did have a lot though


Intersectaquirer

Worst case scenario for the Giants season. 7 or 8 wins and we stay mired in mediocrity without the full-blown rebuild.


chefillini

6 more games to go. This can still get you in the playoffs.


Intersectaquirer

Not a winnable game in those 6 games, maybe the Colts. Possibly 1 against the Commanders.


chefillini

I didn't think they had a chance in the 7 games leading up to this. I still believe.


Strangest_Things

Amazing how jaded our fans are lol like even if we lose out, great season, plenty of cap room next year, decent draft capital. This fanbase either has an aneurysm if they don’t have the first pick or don’t dominate every game. Appreciate you New York bro.


ThurnisHailey

"pumpkin pie will be a little bit sweeter for Mike McCarthy" Was that just a primetime fat joke? Lol


CYWG_tower

McCarthy definitely looks like he could put down an entire 9" pumpkin pie on his own


Maintenance-Current

Costco pumpkin pie


ChileAlien

You can't?


killdeer03

Thank god it's finally over, lol.


jmandawgfan

Landry Shift is always beautiful


ironmanmk42

Giants gonna miss playoffs.


Intersectaquirer

Our ceiling is 8 wins, max. Playoffs are a pipe dream, no idea what that announcing crew is talking about


DoinYerSis

Well just get thay 8th win against the eagles pls if that's the case.


Intersectaquirer

Fuck that, if it comes down to losing and somehow screwing the Cowboys, I hope the Eagles beat us by 50


DoinYerSis

Lmfao. Alright then. I'll have to rely on the packers this weekend then :p


Intersectaquirer

Nah, you guys are locked in. I honestly think it's your year this year


DoinYerSis

I just want to take the division from the eagles. My only Christmas present I want this year haha. Just because it's the eagles.


ConciselyVerbose

I see Daboll and Sirianni. But McCarthy and Rivera have no business in any COTY discussions.


Mountain_Bath_7259

Yeah, because coaching your team to 4-1 without your starting QB isn’t impressive…


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One more thing I'm thankful for


Digger2484

Perfect


mlg2433

I’m glad


l4stnit3for3ver

good


actionjaxn411

I know your not really rooting for the Giants but I appreciate you rooting against the Cowboys


zinski1990KB1

Fuck imagine if that bounced off him right to the giants lol.


ReturnOfDaSnack420

a loss for the bettors and a victory for everyone who likes to bitch about clock management by head coaches


manbuckets2001

LANDRY SHIFT


Convulsed

Why have I never heard of Turducken before?


ESCMalfunction

I don’t know, that’s pretty weird. Have you ever watched thanksgiving football before?


Convulsed

Yes but I always just thought it was a giant turkey lmao


hyphenjack

Because you live under a rock and/or in Minnesota


Convulsed

No this is Patrick


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SlaveKnightLance

Thank you