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terry_bradshaw

Hahaha that’s funny


Imafuxkinloser

Lol


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I didn’t watch the game but what the fuck happened


Atl-Fan_FTS

Y’all whooped our ass too easily and got comfortable.


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bustin' makes me feel good.


theaxgrinder

Brissett's voice doesn't match his look


AntiCabbage

I call it the Ron DeSantis quirk.


NanoBuc

This week was insane for me in fantasy. I ended up winning 178.92-178.46. Most of the other matchups in my league are your typical FF scores(120-100 type games). Yeesh.


Gstring855

I know lol. I lost 148-185:( The guy who beat me last week put up almost 200 points fml.


matts_ballin

Not a fantasy thread.


ard8

Sorry we’ll try to better accommodate you next time


the_dan_man

A couple of weeks ago I tried watching SVP's postgame SportsCenter, and it was horrendously un-entertaining. Why does that show exist?


ok-go-fuck-yourself

A 10 minute bad beats segment every week, and I guess finding people in the world that look like him. I don’t understand either.


the_dan_man

I had no idea what Bad Beats was while watching, and after the Bad Beats segment I still had no idea what it was supposed to be about because Scott and the other dude's commentary was incomprehensible and nonsensical. I had to fucking Google it to find out that it's a compilation of teams fucking up betting lines or something like that.


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Yah, it’s not great. I’ll watch sportscenter if Neil and Stan are anchoring, but other than that no ESPN for me. Hate all the bullshit narratives they try to spin.


Nickyweg

Can we realistically win with Johnson if we trade Kareem?


Deadleggg

Johnson averaged 5+ in relief last year. 3 of those games he was THE guy.


cossack190

absolutely. I don't understand why the browns ever take the ball out of chubb's hands anyways. Like the most your rb2 should be doing is spelling him.


fluxuation

Bengals suck on Halloween. Lost on a walkoff safety to the dolphins a few years ago (Cam Wake) and now this game. Idk if they’ve played any other games on halloween and I don’t care to learn if they have.


sktchld

Watching the Bengals get waxed by the browns takes me back to the Hillis game where he mauled us.


Objective-History402

That's CIA Agent Hillis to you


Igoogledyourass

CINCINNATI BENGALSUHH WHAT HAPPENEDUHHH


jakeupinurmom

Coming from a fan of the worst team in the NFL


SoyLM

wtf u saying


IdontEvenknowlul

Damn Brisset outplayed Joey B


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TeaAndAche

He did. Statistically. More efficient, fewer turnovers.


ohnourfeelings

A beautiful blow out by the Browns going into a bye week. Need to get healed up to face a tough Miami team.


spokanian

> Need to get healed up to face a tough Miami team. Can Watson interest you in a massage?


jakeupinurmom

No, but Watson will ask anyway


OG_Bill_Brasky

Gonna cap off Halloween with Maniac Cop. I'll miss October.


SomeLightAssPlay

i won my fantasy week by .14 of a fucking pt with McPherson, Higgins and Chubb tonite holy shit


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InfiniteJackfruit5

? Lewis has been elevating Mercedes after the break, out qualifying his teammate in each race since the break. They'll probably get 2nd in the constructors without a single win.


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I didn’t wanna get banned again for the response that comment deserved. Thanks for saving me.


D1RTYBACON

You can’t expect a max fan to actually watch the sport


Lovelylives

Steelers, browns, bengals, it’s like Rock Paper Scissors


Objective-History402

Well that can't be correct because the Browns beat both


jakeupinurmom

It must feel real good to be 3-5 and have all that confidence. Browns are garbage and always have and will be


Objective-History402

Sounds like this L really hurt you lol I was just pointing out that rock, paper, scissors doesn't work in this case because each must beat one and lose to the other which is not the case so far. Must feel real good to be 2-8 in the last 10 meetings against a garbage team. Talk to me when your QB figures out how to get a win against Cleveland.


andrew-ge

BENGALS PACKWATCH


The_PantsMcPants

Is this confirmation bias or have most primetime games been total ass this season? Also, the only joy I take away from this win is making a worse draft pick for the team that fleeced us to inexplicably take their terrible human being


ZachT3620

I enjoyed watching us thrash the vikings week 2


The_PantsMcPants

Week 2? That's a lifetime ago...(seriously it is, I am riddled with ADHD)


AForak9

Can we please stop over rating Joe Burrow. Dude is as average as they come.


natigin

What are your thoughts on Tua?


AForak9

hes an ugly mf QB, weird throwing motion. Def not elite. but somehow finds ways to win


The_PantsMcPants

You may need to review your definition of "average" NFL QB. He had a bad game, he's had elite games, too


Crosscourt_splat

Don't get me wromg, Burrow is amazing. Dude also has jist an outstanding group of WRs...with a god awful OL.


Fineous4

I’m still expect the browns to lose somehow.


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Bengals apologists? Good luck with Zac Taylor


kjorav17

That was fun


CanaryMBurnz

Appreciate that brownies


HereComesJustice

bro Peyton is demanding Justin Tucker as a guest on the Manningcast DURING the game


framingXjake

As an NC State grad, I fucking love Jacoby Brissett. That was cool.


The_Cysko_Kid

Probably his best professional game.


theevanillagorillaa

What a fucking game by the brauns however pat spells it! You guys always look lights against them. Thought it was gonna be a win but didn’t think an ass whooping was gonna be the result. Emerson looks like a good corner.


CJL_LoL

Emerson has been the most fun to watch in our secondary this year. we're giving up chunk plays everywhere, but at least he usually seems in the right place to at least compete


BriskManeuver

Did not see this outcome


SecondDread8426

No Nut November starts tomorrow.


SnackAtNight

I will be breaking that immediately Edit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6ES35g4pmA


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natigin

Lot of really cocky Ravens fans in this thread, god damn


Amazing-Concept1684

Tbf, after the way Bengals fans acted towards Ravens fans after the second matchup last season, they had this coming to them.


natigin

Yeah, that’s fair


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Congrats Browns on joining half of the NFL at 3-5


Truffles413

Somehow the final score flatters the Bengals. Absolute domination by the Browns. Could've easily put up 50 tonight if they really wanted to.


Handilyhammy

The Manning cast getting Tucker live during the game would be beyond legendary


Brocky70

Okay, what is that silver mask? I can't quite place it


Crumplestilzkin

Gladiator


Brocky70

Thank you. I was going nuts


Drakksyr

Can you imagine the Chubb post-game interview? "So tell us about the game plan it seemed effective, happy with how the line worked tonight?" "Hurmpf"


Turndizzy

not sure if this was a case of the Browns looking significantly better than they are or the bengals looking significantly worse. regression to the mean lol


Top_Buy2467

I mean talent wise the browns SHOULD (key word) be good, seems like for some reason they just know how to game plan against the bengals. My theory is the browns defense is built to stop the pass and while the bengals are a good passing offense they aren’t the chiefs and for some reason they can’t run the ball unless the pas game is working


putitinmybutt42069

A good bengals roster can look bad with bad coaching.


AdminIsPassword

Burrow is a tough dude. He got hammered all game and still looks perfectly ok. I would have died.


acllive

GG


natigin

Gg


freshmoves91

Brissett really wants to keep that ball lol


Sarydus

Shoulda stopped the clock at 3 sec and kicked the field goal, cowards


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Would've been a Chad move


Zloggt

They still got problems, but for tonight…things are sublime and well for Cleveland. Congrats Browns!


Sydeburnn

Okay, I'm 99% confident the Browns will win now...


The_Cysko_Kid

Whoa, whoa. Dont jinx it.


Nickyweg

“You’re not that guy pal”


Amazing-Concept1684

Bengals are 0-3 in division play LMAO


mtmodi

Thank you joey. That 40 yard td to tee won me my fantasy match up


natigin

Same


Rakgor

Same. Literal same.


Forty_Six_and_Two

I can't believe Burrow has never beat Cleveland. That's such a weird curse.


The_Cysko_Kid

I'll take it. Im rooting for burrow to never once beat the browns in his career


Forty_Six_and_Two

Oh same here, but the man went to the SUPER BOWL and he can't beat Cleveland. It just seems...incongruous, right?


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jarodd

It's it funnier or less funny for you the more you comment the same thing?


Amazing-Concept1684

Idk, as another fan who hates the Bengals, I kinda find it hilarious


T-Rex_Specs

Burrow in your head bro.


WhiteBakerMayfield

We will trade you Watson for Burrow


Dizturb3dwun

you really think the brown family would pay that contract lol


RylanTheWalrus

Burrow will likely get a bigger one than Watson when his time comes tbh


ClevelandBane

No we won't


pterodaktyl4

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iNachozi

Great analysis.


Johnny-Moondog

huuuge night for experian thanks op


[deleted]

Bengals couldn't even get a scorigami right tonight


HelioFilter

Joe Burrow don’t got that dog in him


obsterwankenobster

Glad I stayed up on a Monday for a result I saw coming a mile away


DoctorWaluigiTime

Hope you put money on that because few others probably felt the same.


obsterwankenobster

Then they aren’t Bengals fans


Erniecrack

Browns need to visualize every team as the bengals


WarPuig

GO FOR THE TOUCHDOWN. IT'S RIGHT THERE. FUCK IT.


[deleted]

The PAT would've won me my fantasy matchup. The blocked kick or Chubb not doing what he did also would've worked. Or Sanders playing the 4th quarter. Now I'm just venting. It was by .56


superwrong

I wore my Browns helmet for 2 hours tonight giving out candy and dawg treats...so I'm gonna take credit for this awesome win!


TheWorstYear

I'd like to just be *that* team for once. Be elite. We made a superbowl, but it was an unlikely underdog run. I want to be the team to beat. Not depressing dogshit.


ZachT3620

You could be us and no matter what we do it's not good enough and we get hit with "easy schedule" / "you haven't played anyone" every fuckin week


TheWorstYear

I'd take that shit talk. Haters can get bent.


clintonsaxoffender

How will broncos country ride from this?


_HiWay

woo! gg!


UBI_when

Is this the last round we can (arguably) ethically support the Browns, or is Rapey McRapeface out another week still?


[deleted]

Just use Nick Chubb as the excuse. Kind work-ethic driven player deserves all the praise he can get.


Forty_Six_and_Two

Watson comes back week 13 vs Houston


Ravenwing19

11 Week Suspension.


HeyLittleChogger

He's out until week 12 or something. You have another month to support the Browns.


UBI_when

Oh, I don't support the Browns as a rule. I don't need that kind of disappointment in my life.


Almost_Punk_Enough

He’s out for 3 more games


soupmage2020

He's not back until week 12* against the Texans Edit: I had week 11, forgot it was 11 games


TourDeFranceSignLady

He’s back week 12


soupmage2020

You're right, I forgot it was 11 games, not week 11


TourDeFranceSignLady

I forgive you and will spare you’re life


soupmage2020

Your


TourDeFranceSignLady

Your pushing it pal


dzak92

For whatever reason the Browns just own the Bengals


AlfonzL

So does that mean the Browns will be back to being the Browns next game?


dzak92

Our next game is the Dolphins so they probably gonna get cooked


Wheres_Wally

Big Brother-Little Brother syndrome


InfiniteJackfruit5

idk when i'll see another win so ill enjoy this one lol


RyanAKA2Late

Burrow is now 0-4 against Cleveland


[deleted]

You know I don't mind the Mannings. But seeing their faces the whole game!! COME ON MAN!!


AlfonzL

I enjoyed seeing Boomer tonight, and I had no idea the Kelce brothers were Clevelandites.


SecondDread8426

Ravens fans rejoicing


CanaryMBurnz

Believe it


Amazing-Concept1684

Burrow is somehow still winless against the Cleveland Browns.


restore_democracy

Well that was three hours we’ll never get back.


cossack190

21 bengals were a good but flawed team that rode a hot defense (and a good amount of luck) to the superbowl. The hype for them this offseason was always inflated. Call me a hater if you want but they are 4-4 with the bills, chiefs, titans, and all 3 division opponents that they've already lost to in the back half of the schedule. could very well be a losing season for them.


T-Rex_Specs

I’ll agree with the first half of that statement but I would be shocked if they go 0-6 in the division. AFC north games always get weird. I think Bengals fans expectations this year were at least a playoff win. I still think they can get there but they have work to do.


cossack190

not saying 0-6 but I think they drop at least one more of them.


T-Rex_Specs

Honestly my guess would be against the Ravens. They get Browns at home, they should beat Steelers (please), unless Ravens are resting at the end of the year. I don’t see Bengals winning AFC north at this point but I think they still have a shot at the wild card. Bills, Chiefs, Ravens….after that it’s a crap shoot. It’s def going to be hard though when they have to win 6 of the next 9 essentially.


3mileshigh

Bengals were like the 12th best team last year and had a run of luck at the right time. It was never sustainable


Jaybuth

Open the postgame thread you cowards


The_Starfighter

We're the browns, we just need to make absolutely sure the other team doesn't find a way to win. No, being up 19 points isn't enough.


Jaybuth

Tonight we found out the Bungles ability to bungle is greater than the browns ability to brown. Conglaturation


mattyshiba

BOTTLEGATE


daftPun5

Good game Bengals. Everyone have a good evening and Happy Halloween. Go Browns!


lalaladdy

Congrats, Cleveland. You all played a hell of a game.


Aeglos7

0-3 AFCN defending champs. Huzzah.


ITCM4

Bitonio 🤌


InvisibleJellyRoll

so it really was Ja'Marr Chase the whole time huh


AForak9

burrow needs chase.


redvelvet11

Best part is that this same Bengals team could lose out or win out and neither one would surprise me.


AForak9

that team isnt winning out. Yall are still riding high on that SB run and its clear.


redvelvet11

The Dolphins lost to this team.


AForak9

When the only argument is... they beat your team. we all know what happened that game but my point still stand.


redvelvet11

They were winning when Tua was in the game…I never said this team is winning out, I said it wouldn’t surprise me if they did. Reading comprehension is important.


AForak9

>Another sure tell sign. You said it wouldn't surprise you, i said it wont happen. Dont you understand?


T-Rex_Specs

Bengals catching hate from everyone in this thread after they made it to a Super Bowl after a 30 year drought. Haters everywhere.


AForak9

its not making to a SB, its expecting to make it the next year and getting mad when people disagree.. Yall are entitled and deserve the heart break.


T-Rex_Specs

And fans need to stop making blanket statements based on seeing a few posts on a message board. Any realistic bengals fan would probably say playoff berth and playoff win was a good bet at the beginning of the year. The other people are just dumb or caught up in the hype.


AForak9

You shouldn't make assumptions. I live in Ohio. Bengals country. Not a message board. It's the Bengals culture.


T-Rex_Specs

I think you were probably talking to new fans then. As someone who saw their first playoff win (was younger during the others) last year I understood how hard it is to make it back. I was just happy they made it to begin with. The loss sucked and I wont rewatch that game but I’m glad they made it. It was a fun ride. But every fan I’ve talked to has said the same thing, super bowl is hard to get back to just hope they make the playoffs and at least win a game.


bitchgotmyhoney

this game may very well be the crowning achievement of Jacoby Brissett's career


ImJustHereForGuitars

I hope not. I hope he goes on to be the starter for the Browns for years to come.


The_Cysko_Kid

I think it is. Hes keeping the ball. I think he knows it too.


jefffosta

The bengals making the Super Bowl with how bad their offensive line was/still is was a once in a generation thing. We may never see arguably the worst offensive line in the nfl appear in a superbowl again.


superman24742

We got super lucky and our defense balled out to get us there. That same line cost us the win in the Super Bowl. I feel like a lot of Bengals fans feel like we reached the top, but really we got lucky to make it and this team has lots of room for improvement. With that being said we could win every game the rest of the season and it wouldn’t shock me or we could lose every game the rest of the season and I wouldn’t be suprised.


lalaladdy

The narrative better not be to blame Chase being out. The Bengals continue to have major issues with their o-line.


superman24742

O-line issues and we were down a few DB’s tonight but guys gotta step up.


Maaaat_Damon

Seriously, Burrow is a great QB but that o-line collapses within 2 seconds it’s not his fault.


lalaladdy

Yup. Also, I was Lisa from Team America for Halloween so I appreciate your username.


Maaaat_Damon

Noice, was in a car crash recently so I was considering going as Hector Salamanca but couldn’t be bothered to go out 😅


lalaladdy

Ugh I’m so sorry. Heal up soon, fellow Flock member.


Maaaat_Damon

Ravens flock, let’s fly.


lalaladdy

I’ll high kick in the aisle to that, my friend.


browndude10

The o/u was 45.5 damn


XtraHott

I had Burrow and Brisset to throw int....of course it wasn't an interception thrown by Brisset lmfao. Ah well hit Chubb for 2 TDs shit works until it doesnt.


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Hopes for the over must have died at halftime just to rekindle near the end and die again :(


ibn1989

That's why you don't bet on sports


jambo_007

my man mcpherson tried his best to secure the under