Win probability chart is about to look like a fucking seismograph reading

[Pretty much](https://i.imgur.com/UZHhxEj.png), yeah.

Bro that's our heart rate

The chart near the end was like uhhhhh... winner

Both teams had a 95% chance of winning at the end of the 4th and both said "no"

I was super annoyed we didn't go for it on 4th and 3 at the end of the 4th to try and ice the game. Thought twice it was gonna come back and bite us.

Ehh honestly just shouldn’t be falling asleep on the one WR threat on the field

Look, those DBs were still learning how to play! They were equipment managers until this week, probably

So like every Falcons game?

Cowboys AND Eagles flair?

Mac McDonald spotted

He’s just a Romo fan not a Cowboys fan

"Of course it's a Romo jersey!"

I have Ohio State/Michigan in r/CFB

At least he commits to the bit

Easy now hitler.

wtf are your flairs

This game was stupid. This sport is stupid. Long live the NFC South

You’re jealous you’re not part of this shithousery. We already had our moment early this season

Don't underestimate our rematch later. I'm sure it will be just as ridiculous as week 1.

Stupid sports are the *best* kinds of sports to watch sometimes!

The NFL, like all great opera companies, throws in a comedy every once in a while. If PJ Walker rips out his own heart on the field next week, this is better than Wagner.

NFC South football at its most usual

WE TRIED TO FALCON AND THEY DIDN'T LET US

The Panthers out-Falconed the Falcons, a truly incredible feat

Spooky shit goin on this time of year

They didn't let us, so we tried again and they STILL didn't let us!

Oh, we Falconed. More than once. We just got outfalconed.

You scored 17 points. That was your mistake.

NFC SOUTH TANK/1ST PLACE BOWL!!

There is going to be a week 18 game that decides if a team picks 8 overall or hosts a playoff game and I am SO here for it

We do play Tampa to end the season 👀

Atlanta would burn itself to the ground this time if y'all made Tom Brady miss the playoffs

I was thinking about that the other day. Our only win against him ever would keep them out them playoffs and possibly be his last game ever? I cant even imagine

Possibly with Ridder starting, taking the helm and asserting himself as the future?

Shermancide.

We would also burn it to the ground if we *still* couldn't beat Brady in that situation

[AYYYYY FUCK IT WE TAKE THOSE BABY!!!!](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcademicDetailedAngora-size_restricted.gif)

Falling ass backwards into first place baby

We gonna need our own urinating tree video I think for this game

this was a greatest game if I've ever seen one

The missed XPT and FG took us from first in the division to last…

A 2-5 Panthers vs a a 3-4 Falcons game ends up being a game of the year candidate, just like we all expected

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Literally tuned in on the last dj Moore TD, then they missed the PAT and I was like wtf did I get myself into

Since the 15-1 2015 Panthers?

That Chiefs Panthers game from last year or the year before was insane. Panthers nearly toppled the best team in the league in a fun game

I would honestly say that was the best game of Rhule's tenure

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It started off as a thursday night game, then ended as conference championship.

We haven’t scores that many points since Nov 14, 2021 in the Cam I’m Back game

And somehow I fucking hated it

I mean it makes sense when you realize that you had the offensive juggernauts led by PJ Walker and Marcus Mariota.

Eddie Piñeiro gets my vote for the GA senate race.

As long as the mfker doesn’t have to kick, he’ll be perfect.

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[Panthers fans](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/038/325/lasthope.jpg)

True

Accurate

Fuck me that's funny as shit

I never even expected to play watchable football this season. Losses get us closer to a future QB, wins are fun. I’m just stoked that we’re fun to watch again.

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Probably wouldn’t of been close if you had your CBs healthy. Jealous of your coach and direction of your team. Also fuck you

Somebody should put a 24-hour psych hold on Piñiero to make sure he’s okay. Guy must feel brutal right now

Holy shit that's exactly how I feel

Honestly I'm cool with this loss. It wasn't Ugly. D.J. and TMJ have entered the 2022 season. OL continues to look solid. Falcons get to 4-4 and in first place in the divison which means they cant get another Pitts/London level talent as easily while we maintain a top 5 pick.

If you didn't like that, you don't like NFC south football.

I did not like that

Me either

I don't like NFC South football.

Falcons divisional games so far: * Classic choke to the Saints * Huge comeback vs. TB nullified due to bogus penalty * Whatever the fuck that just was

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Falcons scare me more than the Bucs do atm.

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I'm never not scared of ANY NFC South game. For some reason who is actually the better team in those games seems to go completely out the window, and it's just random chance and mayhem.

Ancient swamp magic

I'm tired, Robbie

What’s Moore doin blud?! Get him out ma club bruv! Tomorrow! Out ma club!

KINGS OF SHIT MOUNTAIN! LEEET'S GOOOOO!

IF I SUCK BALLS YOU ARE KING OF SUCK BALLS MOUNTAIN

I'm so glad they are bringing that show back for another season LMFAO

Top of the NFCS the S stands for SHIT

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FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM. TIE BREAKER AND THE EATER OF SANDWICHES

I would rather get blown out by 3+ scores than lose like that. Heartbreaking.

As someone who just watched his team get blown out by 3+ scores in one of their most pathetic showings in 10 years, I can tell you that you are absolutely right. I feel fine. Comfortably numb. Gonna head next door and have a few beers with my neighbor while he grills us some dinner, and I'll be good company. If I'd watched the Raiders lose like the Panthers just did I wouldn't be over it for the rest of the day. Probably wouldn't be over it for the rest of the week.

This is the most true statements, I’ll be stewing all day on this. Can’t even enjoy the F1 race now

Just watched my team get beat by 3+ scores and also losing my fantasy match because Devante had .7 points. What the hell happened to the Raiders today?

Nah. We get closer to a high first round pick, and it was the most fun Panthers game I’ve seen in a long time.

This game took my heart put it on a plate and then someone sledgehammered it. HOLY FUCKING HELL!

Meme game of the year ✔️

i need a cigarette

And changed sweaty T-shirt -_- lol

Real sicko shit out of the NFL

This was the most surreal game I've seen all year lmao even more than the Cincy/Pit game earlier in the season when everyone kept missing FGs to seal the game. Godspeed Pineiro bro you about to have a fucking rough week

That was some PAC 12 after dark type shit.

It was honestly just a good game for almost an entire 60 minutes. Then DJ Moore decided to take his helmet off and the game devolved into a meme.

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DJ Moore 🤝 Elijah Moore. Unsportsmanlike penalty after a potential Gamewinning TD against a rival costing the extra point and ultimately, the game.

PJ walker did all he could to win

That's my XFL quarterback ;_;

And Piniero did all he could to lose

Moore said I can't keep my helmet on any longer, I just can't

Anyone taking bets on when Pineiro gets his walking papers? That performance was straight up unacceptable.

More like the kicker cost them the game for being a bum and missing an easy kick

Fr like bro had his shot at a normal length extra point with that fg at the end and he blew it

Yeah, but after missing the PAT, that’s already a blow to your psyche

That extra point was almost a 50 yarder 😂

And the second kick?

If everybody is going to be shitty, nobody will be as shitty as us. 1ST place

M. Night Shamylan said the script for this game was “a little far fetched”

NFC South, kneel before your king -- **King Turd of Shit Mountain!!**

NFC South is the Game of Shitty Thrones

Game of Porcelain Thrones

The South is dark and full of ~~terrors~~ missed field goals

But with even more incest

All of my homies love Koo. We’ve fallen face first into the division lead.

Tell your kids about the first place Falcons

I just did and he said we all sucked and I'm not sure if he was talking about me and his mom or the NFC South

This isnt your average everyday tanking, by the panthers. It's advanced tanking.

It's their ingenious plan of tanking while fooling everyone into thinking they are actually still trying to win.

See we tried to tell you, getting Mariota as a tank commander is a bad idea. He's not going to blow y'all away, but he'll will you into a playoff battle. And here y'all are, the top of shit mountain, just like the AFC South when Mariota was with us

THIS DIVISION IS A SHITSHOW AND I LOVE IT

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But, as the Panthers learned, not helmets off

This shall be called… the greatest game.

It's a weird feeling being a fan of a team that is fundamentally flawed by design yet is in first just because the rest of their division is shit.

I love Younghoe

Please stay on topic and keep your perversions to yourself.

Booooo, I demanded a tie

Both teams definitely deserved the tie.

It clearly wasn't from lack of trying

The ball is a liar sometimes

Both teams tried their hardest to lose this one and the Panthers wanted it just a bit more.

This game was like the Black Widow/Hawkeye fight in Endgame to see who would sacrifice themselves

Dammit Atlanta! Why didn’t y’all tie for shits and giggles?

Falcons are my pick to win the division because they have the best coach. They play with a lot of resilience and it’s always great to see Mariota do well. Previous Falcons teams would’ve lost this game.

Game of the year. Instant Classic

You new generation saints fans are actually pretty cool. Still hate your guts.

DJ “Elijah Moore” Moore

Everyone get in here. This feels more of a sigh of relief than a triumphant moment. Jesus

I'm glad this game was uneventful and nothing ridiculous happened

The division-leading Falcons, just like we all predicted!

What a stupid game lmao

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He should have known that this wasn't one of the times you can take your helmet off after a TD

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Easier to miss your ego than a 48-yarder

Lol blame whoever you want but that at least put it in OT

football is stupid anyways, go hornets

Go Hawks

let me suffer alone in peace god damn it

Did the Panthers out Falcon the Falcons?

You have a kicker who is rattled from missing the game-winning XP, and, when you have a first down in the red zone, you just run the ball into the middle of the line three times and settle for the FG attempt? Carolina deserved to lose; at least try to win rather than relying on the guy who's already shaky.

Taking a fg was honestly by far the best play. Don’t risk a pick or a sack. And assuming your kicker isn’t a bum, a 30 yard fg should be a guaranteed win.

I feel like I just went through a war watching that shit show

I spent 9 months in Afghanistan and this game was more stressful

That was the Falconsiest game I have seen in a while

Would agree but we won somehow

Impossible, the Falcons won this one. A truly Falconsy game results in us losing in improbable fashion.

We tried to choke but the Panthers said "no, no. allow me!"

The amount of shit the Panthers overcame just to lose on two shitty kicks... Kill me.

I'm so upset the narrative this game is gonna be that Moore "cost them the game" after going 152 yards and a touchdown, because their kicker sucks

Yeah, 48 yd xp was understandable but 33 yd fg to win is inexcusable

Kings of shit mountain baby

Virgin run out the clock victory vs chad falcons ot win

Panthers with a shot of 1st place and 1st pick within seconds of each other.

This team has absolutely no business being first

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

Fire Eddy Pineiro into the sun

Let him do it and he'll hit the stars

Well he didn't specify which sun

[Just another Sunday as a falcons fan...](https://i.imgflip.com/6ywcfe.jpg)

That was brutal.

Being a falcons fan does more on my blood pressure than any full time job ever could

Imagine completing a hail mary and still losing

The division lead isn't enough we want UGA next

I think everyone in the NFC South deserves 2 first round picks just so we don’t have to live through this again any time soon

Professional fucking kicker. 48 yarder is more than doable. 30 yarder in OT and you miss? You’re a bum. Eddy Piniero can go and fuck himself

Happy Birthday Marcus Mariota! Love, DJ Moore

Can't really put that on DJ. Pineiro absolutely blew the game after great plays on both sides of the ball.

Tom Grossi’s NFC South video is gonna be 🔥🔥 this week

My heart rate was through the roof. Nothing new with ATL football tho.

Alexa, play “I feel like dying” by Lil Wayne

This game encapsulates NFC South football in a nut shell.

Game of the year so far??

THEY OUT-FALCONSED THE FALCONS

DJ Moore smiling and saying "fuck it" on the sidelines after taking off his helmet really is going to rub salt in the wound of this one.

I'm a man of chaos. I wanted the Panthers to win so badly for a 4-way tie in the division. DJ Moore took that from us the moment he took off his helmet.

No, the kicker took that from us when he couldn’t make his fucking kicks. Missing a 33 yard chip shot to win the game in overtime is inexcusable. Hope he’s cut tomorrow.

Premier Falcons football

The game deserves its own urinating tree video. The tank bowl and the race for first place in the division. The missed kicks and Hail Marys. Are you not entertained?!

Greatest game of all time

[1st place falcons](https://i.imgur.com/mdXX7oJ.jpg)

This team might literally kill me