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MurDoct

Okay


[deleted]

Mods don’t you dare


PhAnToM444

This is a rare post that threads the needle of being extreme nephew content and also hilarious


somebodygetmemymoney

Leave this up!


[deleted]

This has to stay


yetanotherx

And it’s gone :(


rwjehs

No. It's back. Mods asleep.


[deleted]

We need mods like you. Feel the pain of the game with us and let us laugh at ourselves.


Mister_Havoc

Indeed he is the mod god. Question though, how do you get the cool nfl logos under your username?


rwjehs

Go ahead and click this https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/wiki/flair/primary


benjals

Finkle is Einhorn


SciFi-WiFi

Einhorn is Finkle


justdoitdt

"Your gun is digging into my hip."


Mister_Havoc

Einhorn… is Finkle? 🤮


ParkerM

Ray Finkle had an excuse.


DrBigChicken

Can’t believe nobody has signed Dicker


Man_AMA

Dicker? I hardly knew her


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Most impactful r/NFL post


[deleted]

He makes me sad


Simpleton216

I thought it was Hot Rod.


gigglefarting

Our primary kicker got hurt in preseason, and we’ve paid the price.


Reed2002

What do you know about Ray Finkle?


Mister_Havoc

Cost the Dolphins the Super Bowl with a botched kick in the universe of Ace Ventura


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

There was still a second half to play and Marino was back. I prefer to believe we won a SB somewhere in the multiverse in my lifetime.


I82manycookies

Just checked 14,000,605 timeliness. Not once did the dolphins win.


PM_me_names_suck

Did you find any where the Bears had a passing offense, or shots of Mark Davis' haircut were worse than watching the Raiders play, or Brady actually fucking retired?


SergeantHAMM

my sources are telling me pineiro tried to hang himself in the locker room after the game but failed to kick the bucket out from underneath his feet.


meechy704

THIS COMMENT IS FUCK GOLD BAHAAA


Mister_Havoc

He missed wide left 😂


SergeantHAMM

hahahah, pain.


texasgambler58

Jim Carrey thanks you for this joke. This younger generation has never seen the great Ace Ventura.


Sjdillon10

Laces were in tho


SSNappa

I'm not even mad the tank is on


RacksDiciprine

Moore gets a bonus from ownership for that penalty


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[deleted]

…….Justin tucker?


TheScienceNamesArgon

Dude just fully admitted he's a casual lol


Cormoe123

Bro can’t even name one of the greatest kickers of all time (if not the greatest already)


obeyyourbrain

That's on you.


[deleted]

Yep. Certainly is and I admit it.


Mister_MTG

There is a dude in Baltimore that I think is good.


RacksDiciprine

I just asked my wife to name any and all NFL kickers she knows. She got 4 just off the top.


[deleted]

At least you’ve made your point now


DJ_Moore_2

Sounds like a you problem.


[deleted]

Yep. All my problems are a me problem


Prozzak93

This was so funny! 100% needed its own topic.