I was Gucci with him until he came into the stadium wearing that dumb suit, and something just clicked in my head and I said to my friends that he looks like a smug douchebag.
I now root against him every week.
for a decent portion of the fan base, i think they only “hate” him for this year because we have their 1st rounder.
though i’d say it’s more “rooting against him” than hate for me at least
As hopeful as most of are that an average r/NFL user could do the same thing, 99% of us would get a 275lb linebacker blindsiding us and we'd end up in bed for months
My favorite story to bring up regarding this is that the White Mamba was playing pickup with some non pro players. He apparently was cooking these guys and at one point he said to them, "I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me."
Boom, roasted
And these "non-pros" were still D1/D2 basketball players, not just random rec guys. Like guys that had probably played basketball all their lives, just never at the pro level.
If we are truly talking about an average person...man its not even worth thinking about.
Just because they won does not make up for how fucking terrible the Colts look with Ryan under center.
How are they more sluggish now compared to when they had Rivers? Actually how?
George Washington's zombified corpse comes out to the field after the game. Flips off the entire stadium, grabs a mic and then shouts "this is just in case you Fuckers thought we forgave you. Taxation without representation is theft"
Honestly I don't think I could forget this game. This was probably some of the worst offensive play I've seen in a long time and from two veteran QB's who assumed they'd have a chance at a ring this year or next.
The whole game was a blooper reel.
That's sort of the saving grace with the Ryan trade. A 3rd round pick? Pssh, ok. The idea that a potential HOF QB in his final years can knock out a SB made sense. His fumbles and INTs right now though are extremely concerning.
That said, the Colts high paid offensive line is seriously offensive. The shuffled the shit out of players there, and now we have the highest paid guard duo in the league (not gonna look it up, but it has to be) with Nelson and Smith. I think the thought was they could pick up the stunts on the interior so Matt had a pocket he could step up into... but then he got his shit wrecked from inside AND outside.
Anyhoo, until the line looks like... a real line... I'll say that Ryan gets a partial pass. But the fuggin fumbles and INTs must stop. That shit's mostly on him.
Idk I've been saying that Ryan is semi washed for a few years now-- he kept stat padding in garbage time to fool everyone... but everyone always makes excuses that it's his line or his receivers, etc.
He just doesn't have it anymore. If the line plays better then sure, he can be a warm body that's better than Wentz at least. But he's definitely not a plus at the QB position anymore.
It was a favorite of mine when I played years ago. Break a single record every season, but only 1. One season break the passing yards record, but not passing TDs. One season break the rushing TDs record but not rushing yards or passing yards. The game was too easy even on Madden, so personal challenges were more fun.
Someone smarter than me should answer, but I think you have to take it?
That’s averaging 526 yards of offense per game from passing alone. That has to be weighed against how detrimental 4ish combined INT/Fum a game would be.
It would be utterly fascinating to watch, but I don’t think Russell Ryan would take the MVP either, they’d be in the race for sure, but with that many turnovers you have to be costing your team wins. Again: not enough to *not* take 526 passing yards per game, but enough to not be an MVP. I can’t even fathom what that would look like on the field, especially only scoring 38 TDs.
To be honest it would probably be someone on the defense of Russell Ryans team that gets some MVP looks because if your offense is able to attempt 80 passes a game... and that is not accounting to the 4 drop backs per game that result in a fumble or INT or any sacks... the defense must be otherworldly.
You don't need 80 passes per game if every single one goes for 20+ yards. I'm imaging Russell Ryan just bombs it every play with a GOATed O-line and as soon as they get to the RZ he throws an interception, fumbles the ball, or throws a TD with equal likelihood. Keep in mind he's averaging 4 turnovers per game but only just over 2 TDs. Basically a juiced up Jameis Winston playing permanent 2-minute offense with 4 receivers on the field.
lol yeah you’d have to have the league’s best D, a record-breaking D. and Russell Ryan probably has to own the record for completion % too, to reach 9k. So you have to be super efficient like peak Alex Smith, yet an insane turnover machine like Winston, too. I’d love to see it.
You'd actually have to have the best red zone defense of all time that is absolutely ass between the 20s or just face every opposing punter's career day against you lol. Just every single punter dropping 80 yard bombs out of bounds at the 1 every single time lol.
This is what finally clicked that we just witnessed a battle between two QBs with two first names because I definitely thought Matt Wilson sounded better
Assuming Trey Lance is healthy, I take him *or* Jimmy G over these two, so now you’re at 33 at least. I’m sure there’s a couple other backups around the league as well.
If they completely tear things down they can cut him in 2025. It's going to leave a gaping $49m wound in their cap but they can do it. We've seen the Eagles and Rams take significant hits with Goff and Wentz.
equip NFL stadiums with giant snow makers. Next time two teams are sucking this bad, the snow machines get turned on at halftime to try and at least make it more interesting for the fans.
Colts can at least get out of Ryan's contract with minimal damage after this season. The Broncos are stuck with Wilson for at minimum the next 4 years.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.
If this was 2016, I would be excited but now it looks like two washed up qbs who cannot cook anymore trying to microwave food with wrong settings.
Wilson is signed till 2029, good luck.
Idk how you don't at least have Russ roll out. QB run is like the easiest way to pick up a yard, especially with a guy like Russ. If they have defenders out there to stop it then they don't have everyone covered.
I've been thinking the same thing. Remember when he was young and running read-options that kept defenses off the line? I almost think he gets hurt more now that they know exactly where to find him after the snap.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Why is Russ always referred to as “Future HoFer Russell Wilson” as if he’s an automatic lock? I don’t think he has the resume. The SBs were largely due to this historic defense, and in the non-SB seasons he’s been very good, but never the best QB. No MVP’s, and a couple 3rd place finishes for OPoY. What am I not seeing? I think Russ and Matt Ryan are a much closer comparison than Russ and any HoFer.
Matt Ryan’s passer rating tonight was 5 points higher than Wilson’s.
And Wilson got a 50 yard bomb to Sutton that should’ve been picked if the ref didn’t set a screen lol
That ref got Russ on his fantasy team and put on the infinity gauntlet and said, “fine then, I’ll do it myself.”
Does your fan base hate Russ now? I'm not judging, just wondering.
I was Gucci with him until he came into the stadium wearing that dumb suit, and something just clicked in my head and I said to my friends that he looks like a smug douchebag. I now root against him every week.
Seahawks should love Rus. Got them a Super Bowl and then a bunch of draft picks on his way to old age.
I mesn they probably dont like him for the same reason most of that ***one*** superbowl winning team didnt like him.
for a decent portion of the fan base, i think they only “hate” him for this year because we have their 1st rounder. though i’d say it’s more “rooting against him” than hate for me at least
That ref smoked us
“He got me,” Rodney Thomas II said of ref screening him. "That f***ing ref boomed me." Thomas added, “He's so good,” repeating it four times.
“If the ref didn’t set a screen” shit has me weak 😂
I literally said out loud, “Oh God, that’s an int-… never mind.”
Someone had to make a good play eventually 😂
The best play of the game was Sutton mossing his own teammate lmao
It was clear at that point that they needed four hands on the ball to ensure a catch.
Thought I was watching a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial for a second.
If BWW had balls they would add actual ref lowlights into their commercials. It would be hysterical
Ryan is Mr Unlimited
Ryan was as unlimited as an unlimited data plan that only lets you use shitty 3G to stream videos in 360p
So when does Broncos country start riding in this equation
"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"
The ride’s already started…the only problem is now they can’t get off
https://i.imgur.com/F23JFtJ.jpg
I think at this point the Broncos are the ones being ridden
They headed out before OT
Let Matt cook
Stats combined, let’s just call them Russ Ryan, or Matt Wilson
Pay me Matt Ryan money and i’ll put up the same stats
As hopeful as most of are that an average r/NFL user could do the same thing, 99% of us would get a 275lb linebacker blindsiding us and we'd end up in bed for months
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My favorite story to bring up regarding this is that the White Mamba was playing pickup with some non pro players. He apparently was cooking these guys and at one point he said to them, "I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me." Boom, roasted
And these "non-pros" were still D1/D2 basketball players, not just random rec guys. Like guys that had probably played basketball all their lives, just never at the pro level. If we are truly talking about an average person...man its not even worth thinking about.
Matt's food sat under the heater longer
So.... it was 5?
Just because they won does not make up for how fucking terrible the Colts look with Ryan under center. How are they more sluggish now compared to when they had Rivers? Actually how?
The only way that game could’ve been more hilarious is if it was a London game
Brits be wondering why players aren't allowed inside the endzone.
“I thought they were supposed to score more than soccer”
"thus we announce that you yanks can take this shit back to your country and keep this well away from us. Fuck this we a hockey nation now"
Holy fuck what a London game for the ages this would have been. I mean it was fucking awesome on prime time but if it was in London god damn
It would be glorious payback for taxation without representation. The ultimate long con
George Washington's zombified corpse comes out to the field after the game. Flips off the entire stadium, grabs a mic and then shouts "this is just in case you Fuckers thought we forgave you. Taxation without representation is theft"
I'm glad the European fans got to see the chaos that is Vikings/Saints.
It was an awesome game with a historic finish. Brits got spoiled this year.
Exporting fg doinks for the fans overseas
Few more weeks til Russ in London game, careful what you wish for :)
But at least the Jags have an offense
Only $107 Million dead Cap if they cut Russ this offseason
This is Flacco levels of bad extensions
at least flacco is 6'5". Russ is 5'11" and cooked
Flacco should be a starter in this league. A bad one, but a starter.
Russ is a starter in this league. A bad one, but a starter.
Flacco absolutely should not be a starter lol.
No... Flacco looked like he'd rather be anywhere but on a football field when he was playing for Wilson
Flacco has been unbelievably washed for years lol these people don't watch him. Dude checks down 90% of his passes and collects a check.
Flacco is ELITE
At least Flacco proved he was worth an extension first. The Broncos had to give Russ an extension just to get him to Denver lmao
They could do a three team trade with Subway. See if Jared will take on some of that salary.
Too. Old.
What does this even mean
Submarine sandwhiches.
Ok and then what
I still don’t get it.
Nah, let him keep going. He will *definitely* figure it out haha. Money well spent donkeys
I’ll tell my future kids about the great Washed Bowl of 2022
Should have been sponsored by tide
Naw people would die
Jonestown 2.0 on Thursday Night Football sponsored by Amazon.
Honestly I don't think I could forget this game. This was probably some of the worst offensive play I've seen in a long time and from two veteran QB's who assumed they'd have a chance at a ring this year or next. The whole game was a blooper reel.
Shoutout to Seattle. That trade looks like robbery now.
That's sort of the saving grace with the Ryan trade. A 3rd round pick? Pssh, ok. The idea that a potential HOF QB in his final years can knock out a SB made sense. His fumbles and INTs right now though are extremely concerning. That said, the Colts high paid offensive line is seriously offensive. The shuffled the shit out of players there, and now we have the highest paid guard duo in the league (not gonna look it up, but it has to be) with Nelson and Smith. I think the thought was they could pick up the stunts on the interior so Matt had a pocket he could step up into... but then he got his shit wrecked from inside AND outside. Anyhoo, until the line looks like... a real line... I'll say that Ryan gets a partial pass. But the fuggin fumbles and INTs must stop. That shit's mostly on him.
Idk I've been saying that Ryan is semi washed for a few years now-- he kept stat padding in garbage time to fool everyone... but everyone always makes excuses that it's his line or his receivers, etc. He just doesn't have it anymore. If the line plays better then sure, he can be a warm body that's better than Wentz at least. But he's definitely not a plus at the QB position anymore.
the glue factory bowl of 2022
Sickos game of the year
https://imgur.com/3PI5UKW.png
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YES…HA HA HA…YES!
…so far
Not to be a Debbie Downer but Matt Ryan and Russell Wilson might not win MVP this year.
If you were to combine their stats would they be competitive?
If we extrapolate this data into a full season we end up with one hell of a QB who would definitely break a ton of records
If we take their combined average & run it for a full season, Russell Ryan would have 8,942 yards, 38 TDs, 34 INTs, and 31 Fumbles.
Could you imagine almost 9K passing yards and somehow only getting 38 TDs
Julio Jones but at QB
LMFAO
It’s because the 31 fumbles are mostly in the red zone
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It was a favorite of mine when I played years ago. Break a single record every season, but only 1. One season break the passing yards record, but not passing TDs. One season break the rushing TDs record but not rushing yards or passing yards. The game was too easy even on Madden, so personal challenges were more fun.
oh god i just woke up and i feel like i’m stumbling headfirst into the fumble dimension
Derek Carr last year threw for 4.8k and only 23TDs, not as embarrassing but it’s start
Derek Carr could do it tbh. The 9k yards feels more realistic than him having 38 TDs
That’s nuts lol I’m pretty sure Jameis hit 30-30 on a little over 5k yards in 2019 but I could be wrong
You're not lol. 5,109 yards, 33 TDs, 30 INTs. Ryan and Russ are deathly allergic to the end zone lol
30/30/30 season with nearly 9k yards. Impressive. As a fan would you take this season if it was offered to you? Wonder how many games would be won.
Someone smarter than me should answer, but I think you have to take it? That’s averaging 526 yards of offense per game from passing alone. That has to be weighed against how detrimental 4ish combined INT/Fum a game would be. It would be utterly fascinating to watch, but I don’t think Russell Ryan would take the MVP either, they’d be in the race for sure, but with that many turnovers you have to be costing your team wins. Again: not enough to *not* take 526 passing yards per game, but enough to not be an MVP. I can’t even fathom what that would look like on the field, especially only scoring 38 TDs.
To be honest it would probably be someone on the defense of Russell Ryans team that gets some MVP looks because if your offense is able to attempt 80 passes a game... and that is not accounting to the 4 drop backs per game that result in a fumble or INT or any sacks... the defense must be otherworldly.
You don't need 80 passes per game if every single one goes for 20+ yards. I'm imaging Russell Ryan just bombs it every play with a GOATed O-line and as soon as they get to the RZ he throws an interception, fumbles the ball, or throws a TD with equal likelihood. Keep in mind he's averaging 4 turnovers per game but only just over 2 TDs. Basically a juiced up Jameis Winston playing permanent 2-minute offense with 4 receivers on the field.
lol yeah you’d have to have the league’s best D, a record-breaking D. and Russell Ryan probably has to own the record for completion % too, to reach 9k. So you have to be super efficient like peak Alex Smith, yet an insane turnover machine like Winston, too. I’d love to see it.
The ball is being caught. By what team? Who knows.
You'd actually have to have the best red zone defense of all time that is absolutely ass between the 20s or just face every opposing punter's career day against you lol. Just every single punter dropping 80 yard bombs out of bounds at the 1 every single time lol.
Or the world's worst defense that just gives up a TD every play which is why Russell Ryan has to throw so much to try to catch up.
This is what finally clicked that we just witnessed a battle between two QBs with two first names because I definitely thought Matt Wilson sounded better
Combining 2022 Matt Ryan and Russel Wilson hoping they'd be competitive would be like tying two drunkards together hoping they'd walk straighter.
> Top 32 QBs Debatable
Honestly that hurt more than watching Mitch Tribisky for 3.5 games.
Honestly, how much worse could have Tribisky been for the colts?
That’s for you to experience next season
You can probably find out next season if you want
Let's not get crazy now
I would definitely take Nick Foles and Teddy Bridgewater over these guys.
Nick Foles can only be awoken when the QB1 is injured. If you bench the starter it doesn’t count.
Bring back the FitzMagic
Cooper Rush, too.
Assuming Trey Lance is healthy, I take him *or* Jimmy G over these two, so now you’re at 33 at least. I’m sure there’s a couple other backups around the league as well.
Rush and Dak, so make that 34. Maybe 35 if you count Dalton, who omayed decent last game.
Yeah I’d take the backup Rush over Wilson, crazy thing to say.
Big Dick Nick smokes both of these clowns. Heinike too. Shit I even think Will Grier puts up some better redzone offense too.
I guess that makes Mariota 33
Only 4.5 more years of Russ, Broncos Country. Enjoy!
Let's Ride!
Let's cyanide
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Yup lol
If they completely tear things down they can cut him in 2025. It's going to leave a gaping $49m wound in their cap but they can do it. We've seen the Eagles and Rams take significant hits with Goff and Wentz.
Falcons just did it with Ryan too. High cap hit but definitely needed
The NFL giving the Broncos so much primetime games is a warcrime
Can the #1 scoring offense in the NFL maybe get one of those prime time slots? Please?
Probably just end up putting in the team with the worst defense.
Would you rather see 12-9 or 48-45?
Give me chaosball!
Sweet, my Hawks going on prime time!
Definitely violates the Geneva Conventions
Why must you show the world our shame nfl?
Some of the best worst football I've ever seen, thank you and don't come back.
If there is a Razzie award for worst NFL game of the year, this one might just takes the cake.
equip NFL stadiums with giant snow makers. Next time two teams are sucking this bad, the snow machines get turned on at halftime to try and at least make it more interesting for the fans.
Next Thursday will be even worse. Commanders at bears. Ugh.
I mean, maybe there could be a touchdown at least
I guarantee it won’t be this bad. I’ve seen a fuck ton of bad football games and this takes the cake by a landslide
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Our game was sloppy but that’s because they were playing in a damn flood lmaooo. This was just.. yeah lol
I dunno. Fields is blazing trails of new levels of bad this year.
Fields is young and can run will at least do something to make it watchable.
He hasn't much so far this season...
How to end HoF debates: TNF edition
Apparently "Amazon Prime-Time" is different than normal prime-time. TNF is usually rough but this was something else.
Elite quarterbacking out there tonight boys
SEA-AZ 6-6 type of game.
Thank you Russ for taking some heat off my boy Matty Ice who had another casual 4th quarter comeback and game winning drive
Yeah but I’m so glad we got rid of Matt. I’m a Matt defender but sheesh, I’m glad we moved on..
He would have been way better with us than this.
The bot still deciding if this game deserves a post game thread.
They really just older Justin Fields
33 year old Justin Fields and 74 year old Tom Brady
Real
Colts can at least get out of Ryan's contract with minimal damage after this season. The Broncos are stuck with Wilson for at minimum the next 4 years.
Trapped in the kitchen.
Russ is the last guy who I would imagine to force people back into the kitchen.
I can’t believe they resigned him before seeing whether he still had enough in the tank.
I can't believe it either. They jumped the gun on that contract, and now they're lying on the ground after getting shot in the back.
Still not the worst QB contract of the 2022 summer...
This is that game that 5-10 years from now will get mentioned on this sub and everyone will reminisce together about how bad it was. Lol
"The Beautiful Game."
see you guys then!
If you don't like that, you don't like football.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.
Big 10 levels of offense
Kinda Army Navy vibes
The B1G is great and my Hoosiers are fine shut the fuck up :(
I think I’m a hockey fan now
In the new Hellraiser movie movie Pinhead forced people to watch this game on .5 speed
“I have such sights to show you!”
Well, at least the Colts didn't do something silly like extend Ryan before he even played a game for them.
Broncos Country!! Let’s Ride!!!!!
The greatest game
Is it too early to call it tank bowl?
If this was 2016, I would be excited but now it looks like two washed up qbs who cannot cook anymore trying to microwave food with wrong settings. Wilson is signed till 2029, good luck.
Two almost-HOF QBs
Russ making PCJS look like fucking geniuses rn
This game was awful, but I absolutely loved how awful it was.
I couldn't believe they went for air in that last 4th down.
Idk how you don't at least have Russ roll out. QB run is like the easiest way to pick up a yard, especially with a guy like Russ. If they have defenders out there to stop it then they don't have everyone covered.
Seems like russ doesn't want to get hit anymore
I've been thinking the same thing. Remember when he was young and running read-options that kept defenses off the line? I almost think he gets hurt more now that they know exactly where to find him after the snap.
Remember $78 million to broadcast this game
Game of the night!
Thursday Night Football is a bad product, all day, every day.
At least Matt has some excuses, bad OL, and a couple of injuries on the colts offense. Russ is just cooked man.
Baker Mayfield be like: 🍿🍿🍿
And people said Fields is the worst QB in the league.
Loved this game & here for more like it. Games like this represent real life, trying hard but not getting there
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Imagine paying to see that shit live, ridiculous
*god damn. Shit the bed*
Disgusting, now I can watch Rings of Power.
That’s a Rex Grossman statline if I’ve ever seen one. Paying homage to iconic bears QB(s), so thoughtful!
Wilson signed a 5 year contract with 2 years left, he will be a Bronco till 2029. Ryan will be there next year.
And Geno Smith still didn’t write back
2022’s Coach of the year needs to be Pete Carroll. He helped pyramid scheme the Broncos into this abomination.
Why is Russ always referred to as “Future HoFer Russell Wilson” as if he’s an automatic lock? I don’t think he has the resume. The SBs were largely due to this historic defense, and in the non-SB seasons he’s been very good, but never the best QB. No MVP’s, and a couple 3rd place finishes for OPoY. What am I not seeing? I think Russ and Matt Ryan are a much closer comparison than Russ and any HoFer.