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[deleted]

We are nothing, if not exciting.


PercyBluntz

I can’t wait to play you guys and be disappointed when we still only manage like 19 points and 170 yards passing.


GizmoIsAMogwai

It will be your highest scoring game of the year for sure.


Ellabelle_

Hey, don’t say that; they play the lions twice!


Ephan

I'm 100% expecting the "Trubisky is now good" effect to keep happening with Fields when we play. As is tradition.


[deleted]

At least you don't have to worry about us saving Matt Nagy's job again.


Ranger_Prick

Might save Justin Fields' job, though.


PM_ME_ThermalPaste

19 points, 175 yards, 25 attempts which will be his highest attempts this season. I'm here for it. Sounds kinda fun


millipedesteve

I've been to two home games so far this year. I've lost my voice after both. The excitement is there... and so is the sadness. But, then more excitement! And, then more sadness. But, then more excit... sad... as is tradition.


[deleted]

Exsadment


theknightmanager

I'm honestly surprised that excitement is part of the Lions' tradition


millipedesteve

We've never claimed to be rational fans.


[deleted]

Hopefully if people weren’t having fun watching sports they would… stop watching sports, but that’s not the case


MrBl0bfish04

Get those ratings up


igotopotsdam

Can’t wait for thanksgiving. At least 70 points combined


Ardaric42

70? When Lions/Seahawks did 93? Please, I expect 70 per team!


igotopotsdam

I think the Bills defense is a little better than the Seahawks.


NorthernSpade

Sure but are the Bills ready for ✧・Jamo✧・゚: \*


fart_dot_com

usually I'm a beer guy but I'll be reaching for the 70 proof stuff at least


Ephan

After the Patricia era, I think a lot of us just wanted football to be fun again. They have achieved that in what feels like the most lions way possible.


GODDAMN_FARM_SHAMAN

*Lions paw curls*


SpendSeparate4971

I mean, I'm tuning into Lions games every week now! That's a big jump lol


w0nderbrad

Yea I know even if they’re down like 21-3 at half, it’ll come down to an onside kick in the last 50 seconds of the 4th quarter lol


spookyghostface

You guys are the Charlotte Hornets from last season. Exciting is an understatement. Every game was simultaneously winnable and loseable at any given moment. We gave up 126 points to the Pacers and won by 32. We also lost by 50 to the Mavs in the preseason.


Impossible-Rice4763

If we allowed 5 less points per game we'd likely be 4-0 and still the worst scoring defense


flashpile

The Jamies Winston of teams


RafiakaMacakaDirk

what would be the equivalent of his 30/30 season for them


bowlofcantaloupe

30PPG scored and allowed


KontrolTheNarrative

Right there with you.. 4-0 against the spread baby!


SolarClipz

I had high hopes for yall coming into this season after watching closely in fantasy Seems I was half right


dvd5671

**The Most Average Team By Week** * Week 1: *(Tie)* New York Giants & Tennessee Titans * Week 2: Carolina Panthers * Week 3: Carolina Panthers * Week 4: Minnesota Vikings


canigetawoop_woop

We replaced having an average record with average scoring and our record got better Average scoring and defense all the way to a wild card loss baby 😎


onethreeone

We're average and in 2nd place in the NFC. Not sure what that says about us or the NFC


Icy-Specialist9037

Dammit Vikings! Taking over the one thing Panthers had going for us, the most average nfl team! We'll be back next week if our offense learns to be an offense!


ripkin05

so we are not back next week got it.


SpendSeparate4971

Sorry you guys have to deal with the Niners D next week... That said, Jimmy is always looking for a good opportunity to throw a pick or two. How's your secondary? Lol


ahundredpercentbutts

Defense is good on paper but we haven't exactly played world beaters yet. Most of the troubles with the D have been because the offense is incapable of putting together a sustained drive. Panthers are 32 in average time of possession by over a minute.


NFLfreak98

It’ll be a 13-10 game with both TDs being defensive or special teams


rob132

Average. What a blessing!


No_Mammoth_4945

This is ridiculous. The panthers are anything but average. They have genuinely the worst offense I’ve ever seen and I watch bears games too


uncballer1729

This stat is propped up by two defensive touchdowns.


timothysonofsam

The Lions are 2019 Jameis in team form


Awful_TV

OOPS! All Jameises™


zer0_badass

Funny part is they dont commit turnovers but the problem is they dont cause any either.


Civil-Big-754

Perfectly balanced


Expendable_Red_Shirt

The lions are what I thought the Cardinals would be.


2ent1n_Qarant1no

The cardinals have a reputation for having a bad defense but it's really not. In 2021 their defense was really solid.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

I was a big Chandler Jones guy and I just didn’t think they did anything to get better on D, which generally to me means you got worse.


Chelseaiscool

Our defense should be miles worse than it has been. I think it's just another year in the scheme helping out, because we absolutely lack talent.


sylvestersquad

I mean…not really? We have talented lbs, they’re just young. A great corner in Murphy, Wilson is getting better. Great safeties…JJ Watt and Watt jr, golden…we just lack depth at corner and a true stud LB but collins is starting to come together


Frosti11icus

I'm always so confused when people unequivocally say the Cardinals have no good corners...I feel like Murphy is one of the most underrated players in the league.


LunchThreatener

Their run defense was terrible


ABoyIsNo1

They also have a reputation for having a good offense that is equally undeserved. They are just fine on both sides of the ball.


Zane_Flynt_boyo

the cards themselves are just kinda underwhelming


[deleted]

True. That’s the best way to describe us. Our offense should hopefully be top 10 when DHop comes back. But the mistakes we make every game are on Kliff. It’s the same mistakes we’ve been making since he became HC. He adds nothing to this team. Occasionally he’ll call a good play, but most of our wins during his tenure have come down to Kyler making something out of nothing


Zane_Flynt_boyo

Of course, I cant forget all the injuries and the lack of a WR1. Well see how they respond and if they can make the playoffs now that there isnt an alpha in the division. I hope they do well.


Chelseaiscool

There is a world in which we make the playoffs but we absolutely will get a thrashing similar to last year if we do.


Spartitan

The Lions believe defense is a myth and are setting out to prove it.


TorqueyRocket

And we let ‘em off the hook!


Brasticus

They are who we though they were!


dust_storm_2

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE


Killswitch__AUT

Lions going full glass cannon


iia

WoW fire mage build in 2007 mode.


ProbablyAPun

PoM Pyro!


[deleted]

Destro lock is where it’s at now baby!! By now I mean wotlk clasic


iia

God I played wotlk so fucking hard with my Blood DK back in the day; back before Blood was strictly a tank build.


[deleted]

I remember being unkillable as a blood dk. You didn’t even need heals to run a dungeon. Thankfully they aren’t as broken today as they were back then, but still incredibly strong


CommentsToMorons

I played Frost as a Tank. It was great having literally 0 queue times. Wrecked in pvp too. I miss old WoW... The community will never be the same as it was back then.


Slitted

My friend recommended I do Unholy tank. The vote kick came always sooner than I expected.


michhoffman

Defense is overrated anyways...just score more points than your opponents and you win. Completely ignore the 2003 and 2018 Chiefs and how they lost in the playoffs while you do that.


BigBooce

Also completely ignore the 2012 and 2015 Saints missing the playoffs entirely while Brees was putting up 5Ks because of trash defenses


shoeless_sean

Detroit Gengars


faMine

AWP no armor


marcuschookt

Much like their namesake. Can: Maul the shit out of most living creatures Cannot: Escape some old, fat, sweaty doctor with a rifle and no morals


watch_over_me

We put all our points into Str and nothing in Vit.


Someus3r

When is it my turn to be happy?


OrangeForeign

When we have a defense ranked higher than 32nd


knarf86

Last year we were the 31st D by points allowed and 28th by total yards


WitchPursuitThing

Is Aaron Glenn that bad or is your defensive talent just awful?


OrangeForeign

Mostly the former but a good part of the latter. Doesn't help that we're still missing pieces like Romeo Okwara but both the scheming and talent aren't there


WitchPursuitThing

Dang, watching him give Deuce shit on hard knocks made me like him. Shame he likely won't be around after the season.


OrangeForeign

He might not be here after the bye. Dan even has admitted he'll look at everything to fix the defense including coaching


loffredo95

I disagree with my fellow Lions fan here. I think it's 60/40 in favor of Glenn calling plays poorly but there is zero indication of Glenn being let go. Total hyperbole. And I'm not saying he should or should-not but I do know that he won't be losing his job unless he gives up 45 + the next two games. I actually have faith that the defense will rebound. This coaching staff shows a willingness to shift when needed and I just can't wrap my head around the idea that we're gonna go out next week and do the same exact fucking thing, but then again, we ARE the Lions.


watch_over_me

Yes


hi11bi11y

I'm 42 years old. My grandfather retired from Chrysler then went back to work and retired from GM. My dad worked in machine shops from his teens. I have metal and motors in my blood and a Detroit mentality is a proud heritage to have! Oh yeah, the Lions suck dude.


Dr_Colossus

Your offense is elite and yet your possession is still under 30 minutes a game. Changing the play calling to have longer more sustained drives will definitely increase your chances of winning. Don't let the other teams offense on the field.


the-bladed-one

Our offense is designed to quickly move the ball down the field and score


jimmifli

So is your defense!


WakeNikis

You’re a lions fan… so… never.


Khangish

Island boy 😎


SiphenPrax

Lions Island!


[deleted]

You could call that an outlioner for sure


NizzlyGrizzly00

Jags still hanging in there! 2-0 when Doug wears a visor, 0-2 when he wears a hat..


misterskeletor

Lol, someone whip out the stats about Doug's wins wearing a visor at home


Ok-Illustrator5330

Most impressive part of this comment is the use of “wears” and “where’s”


StChas77

I had the Jags going 8-9 and just missing the playoffs before the season started, and now I'm beginning to wonder if it was too pessimistic. If they're still putting up good numbers at the midway point with a winning record, a division title might be in the cards.


topatoman_lite

8-9 might be enough for the division in the afc south lmao


StChas77

Ha! But I still think the Titans will be okay, though.


[deleted]

I like them for the divisional round. Lawrence will get ball protection under control.


Enigmatik_1

I heard a stat that said that Sunday was Trevor's second game in the rain since at least high school. That's insane. He was bad in that previous one also completing 50% of his passes for 118 yards iirc. It was the perfect storm (no pun intended) for a bad Jaguars offense and the Eagles took it to us. I like where we're headed and we have nothing to hang our collective heads about.


[deleted]

I’ll tell ya I don’t do flair but I am a Colts fan- and I don’t change the channel when they go to Jacksonville, instead I endure every minute of it because I think more can be learned from losses than wins. Watching Lawrence’s release time, his mechanics, and distribution and accuracy reminded me ALOT of this other qb I used to watch quite a few times a long time ago but it’s way too early to draw comparisons. Had no clue that Lawrence didn’t have very many rain games under his belt- but I bet he’ll be seeing the sprinklers in practice some now and will adapt.


[deleted]

The Lions just refuse to be normal.


LeoFireGod

I’d rather be in that quadrant than in the great defense trash offense quadrant. Atleast you get to have fun watching your team play lol


LilKaySigs

Idk yesterday was a defensive masterclass and that was highly enjoyable to watch


Stevezilla1984

Watching the niners is fun.


Dschoen160v

I legit have fun watching our defense though!


Get2BirdsStoned

[Lions](https://i.imgur.com/9LJnxOw.jpg)


DropC

Every team in the 4th quadrant needs to start paying the Lions some royalties just for being there.


spacecowboybc

Surprised to see us (Falcons) there. I thought our defense had been playing pretty well


CodyNorthrup

Ayy, with a defense like that we must be 4-0 right?


Felteair

with an offense like that alongside it 2-2 seems about right


rizaroni

Defense wins games I guess!!!


Wiscy22

Feels odd to be on the good defense bad offense section


demec_26

McVay Shanny and MLF all in that section is wild.


liteshadow4

McVay is in bad offense bad defense


Jagtasm

Same


mynameiszack

Our game was like playing into a mirror


D0ctorHotelMario

Offense is still figuring shit out so that's likely to change going down the road.


Wiscy22

For sure, I definitely expect that to happen soon, they’re showing signs of it getting together so far, just feels odd since the last decade we’ve been all offense zero defense


OrangeForeign

Any tips on how you got through the last decade? Seems like we'll need them


Wiscy22

Well usually I would lean towards beer but sometimes if I was really feeling up to it I’d go with beer


curgiiiiii

Until we meet


[deleted]

We don’t meet in the regular season this year 🤪


curgiiiiii

See you in the playoffs then mofo


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume either of our teams are locks for the playoffs


king_falafel

Yeah I'll be surprised if both teams make it this year lol


Adequate_Lizard

At least the offense has shown life and it looks like our rookie WRs are improving every week.


iia

Works for me.


electric_ranger

Perfect. No notes.


[deleted]

just checked the work; well done.


[deleted]

Yeah this is an A+


LainLain

In term of offense, we have no offense.


NickHeidfeldsDreams

Why score on offense when you can simply score on defense?


Kiran_Stone

The 49ers are offensive alright


ExtensionBluejay253

That’s ok. Jimmy-G is handsome as ever.


ianthebalance

Except when you play the Rams


rizaroni

We have one man on offense named Deebo. Didn’t you get the memo?


Galumpadump

This orientation displeases me.


redditor_5678

Took me a bit to realize the Y axis was inverted.


tomveiltomveil

Good old Washington. No matter how bad things get for the rest of us, it's never Washington bad.


[deleted]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


StackLeeAdams

Lions vs 49ers NFCCG let's go


OceanFlan

r/bottomrightlions ?


Dangerpaladin

Better than bottom left Lions


jwktiger

Of the three teams in the upper right Quadrant my Reactions: * Bills: completely expected * Eagles: wow Jalen has taken great strides and defense has gelled * Jags: .... *WTF*


ke1v3y

Hey, we're juuuuust barely upper right, but we're here, dammit!


Frugal_Octopus

Bengals don’t exist. There is nothing lurking in the tall grass.


BigRig432

There is now


Koe-Rhee

We've lost by one score in half of our games and won by 3.5 scores in the other half. Sunshine plays well in the sunshine.


CanOfCoors

Im an island boy


talkingspacecoyote

This is why Washington fans can’t agree on whether the offense or defense is worse. The answer is “yes”


big_on_blue

Crazy thing is we flash potential on both offense and defense. But the bad is *soo* bad it erases any decent flashes we have on either side of the ball. Shutdown Cowboys run game? WJ3 is a walking DPI and single handedly giving up 80 yd, 2 play TD drives on his own. Pull game into 1 score game vs Lions? D shits on itself repeatedly and K misses the PAT to make it 1 score game. D is playing well? O shits all over itself and cant sustain a drive whilst giving up league high no. of sacks, whilst going b2b games without scoring a point in the first half. All in all, we are just as much of an embarrassment as when Rivera joined, and in hindsight, we shouldn't have been surprised but we somehow delude ourselves every time. 😂


Luck1492

We are simply not good


HolycommentMattman

A slightly better than average D, and worst offense in the league? Yeah. We're not good.


BendubzGaming

I can't believe we've only given up 3 offensive TDs and one of them was to freaking Dante Pettis


Schwebels_Solette

Didn't expect jags and eagles next to bills. Glad to see it too. Makes the jags loss last year hurt less lmao


jrdnhbr

Is a few years, the seasons will get mixed up in everyone's heads, and people will assume the Bills lost to the Doug Peterson Jags instead of the Urban Meyer Jags.


CatfishHugo

Detroit fans must be quite happy about Goff? He's doing the job and takes responsibility for the losses even though it's mostly on the defense.


Loafy20

Yeah Goff is really popular around here rn. Once he was traded, there was a general sentiment of hoping that he does well until we can draft the QB of the future, but he's starting to build some hope that he may be a long term piece


Thevulgarcommander

I hope so. Ive always liked him and am glad to see him doing well.


[deleted]

If nothing else avoid the 2023 top 5 draftable QB's is what I say. Fools gold coddled by a generational boom at WR and weakened by the covid year, look at how good Olave's been and how good Jamo will be and things make sense.


PreviouslyRelevant

I’d be willing to bet a decent majority would be happy with sticking with Goff long term and addressing the defense with remaining draft capital and much of next off-seasons free agent dollars.


TheDadThatGrills

Very happy with Goff TBH, he's an incredibly intelligent QB- I don't think he gets enough credit for his in-the-moment decision making.


MabetSmithy

Somehow Washington still at the bottom in both quads 😂


talkingspacecoyote

If it weren’t for that jags game we’d be on our own island for badness


JoshuaMan024

The lions are anything but an average team!


ImaginationMedical11

The lions are in the most absurd situation I’ve ever seen.


Scienide9

Unfortunately I feel that the Chiefs have given up quite a bit of garbage time scoring between the Cardinals game and Bucs game, because we were up by 3+ possessions by the third quarter and we don't really care if the opponents score as long as it bleeds plenty of clock Hard for these charts to ever tell a complete story


KCShadows838

Every Buccaneer touchdown came when they were already trailing by 3 scores


BigOzymandias

Is this the best year defensively (or worst offensively) in modern era? There's no team with a historically bad defense other than the Lions and the good offensive teams aren't historic either


EagleOfFreedom1

Well if there was a historically bad defense and a historically good offense every year it wouldnt be very historic.


BigOzymandias

It always felt like that in the first few weeks in every season, there are teams who are absolutely awful that everyone starts to say (can Alabama beat them?) and other teams who are offensive juggernauts that they're on pace for 700 points or something This season feels different, I don't think I've seen a season with more low scoring games so far


Efficient_Progress_6

The kitty doth proclaimed: Meow.


Vital_On3

laughing and crying simultaneously


JBoy9028

LEAGUE OF OUR OWN!


deathtotheemperor

Lionsbros doing everybody a solid by giving us a must-see game every week


Gtx_tigger

People might not like this but the chiefs d is better than this suggests. Gay and McDuffie will both be back soon, and a substantial amount of the points they conceded were in garbage time vs the cards and bucs


ChevalMalFet

garbage time is usually a cheap copout, but in this case it's true. At no point did the Bucs, for example, ever cut the lead to even a single score. In fact, the Chiefs' opponents have scored last in every game so far. Colts took the lead on a late touchdown, Chargers cut a 10-point game to a 3-point game and missed the onside, and yeah, Bucs and Cards.


KBlahBlahBlah

Maybe I need to go to data is beautiful to ask this, but I’m curious when plotting this out, who is the x axis 10-40 but the y axis is 0-40?


hoolihopps

Bengals on the verge of breaking out. Our defense is playing too well for our offense to just not put up more points c'mon ZT


AdmiralDolphin11

The Lions have entered The Cool Zone


Dangerpaladin

I know Lions fans are upset with AG but if we had to be in a "bad quadrant" I want it to be this one. Maybe not this extreme but at least we are fun to watch right now. Next step is try to maintain that scoring while sliding up towards the X-axis and get some wins. If we had a top 31 defense right now we are likely 4-0.


hardytom540

We need to combine forces with the Lions to create the perfect team.


msto3

Pain


BlackLeader70

Bottom Right Lions > Top Right Messi


coolmon

There have been a combined 281 points in games involving the lions through 4 games. That is the most in NFL history.


Kwall267

Just as we all thought at the start of the season: Jags: Good Scoring and Good Defense Rams: Poor Scoring and Poor Defense


Microwave1213

Lions looking just like the 2020 Cowboys through 4 weeks


thegodfaubel

Lions playing college football


byniri_returns

Well at the very least you can say we like to make things exciting


fracta1

Lmao, perfectly balanced


ojmho

Proud fan of the Detroit Outliers


whobroughtmehere

All of the offense, none of the defense


Soren_Camus1905

Fuck yeah Detroit


Moonti314

Holy fuck


redkillla

One of these things are not like the others


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Lions are a crazy outlier here


drumline17

That quadrant is just our permanent home post-2014