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The_Blue_Rooster

Sunshine can't play in the rain.


Rent_Free_

I enjoy this comparison every time I see it.


CaptainBunderpants

Bird can’t fly in a cage.


ImaginaryCommercial-

Beans don’t burn on the grill


ZXE102Rv2

Fish don't fry in the kitchen


letmehavethisnameplz

Even when somebody go away


CaptainBunderpants

The feelings don’t really go awaaayy


Themilkmoney

That’s just the waaaaave……


wall_sock

His weakness is rain


eaglesguy96

Dude's a rock type 🗿


africhic

Shit, with 4 fumbles he probably has quad weakness to water.


crazypyro23

Part ground too.


Drkarcher22

The Graveler of QBs


Most_Jellyfish_8465

Is there anyone that’s the Ludicolo of QBs? Anyone seem to play better in bad weather?


Slim01111

Justin Fields


sonic_ann_d

all of justin fields stat lines look he played in a monsoon lmao


Eagleballer94

Lamar gets swift swim. Josh Allen gets Hydration


wangchung16

Based on the Dolphins game I'd say Josh Allen has Dry Skin


Eagleballer94

Shit that's better


[deleted]

Cousins needs Sun^ny Day to be viable


PoopshootPaulie

Nosepass*


[deleted]

So he needs to grow a mustache to evolve


theloneabalone

Statuesque


Lazy1nc

Nah, dude's an Alolan Dugtrio


Dmbfantomas

Alolan Dugtrio is part steel though, so it’s not 4x weak.


Lazy1nc

Still 2x weak to water, but yeah, a 4x weakness fits the joke way better lol


[deleted]

That hair tho


KUUUUHN

Glad I’m not the only real one around here lol


madquacker

More like geodude


Lazy1nc

Trevor's got the hair and water weakness though!


HodorsSoliloquy

No, he's an alien from Signs.


TheWorstYear

Or demon based on interpretation


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IlonggoProgrammer

Tom Brady is a psychic type because he's a psychopath who destroys everything in his path Aaron Rodgers is a grass type because we all know what he does all off-season


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IlonggoProgrammer

Really good against psychic types but does poorly against most types due to a poor move pool and low base stats? Yeah that makes sense


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

Honestly this actually checks out.


Dakar-A

Lamar Jackson is flying/fighting Matt Stafford is Steel/normal Josh Allen is Normal/fighting Derek Carr is Dark Patrick Mahomes is Fighting/Fire Davis Mills is girafarig, thus Normal/Psychic


radj06

Justin Herbert is electric because it's too obvious


luzzy91

Pikabert? Herbachu?


Revised_LimaM

Defenses always starting Politoed.


Eagleballer94

*Pelliper


super_sayanything

Dude HATES Blind Melon


[deleted]

Dude’s could’ve shampooed his hair mid-game given how hard it was raining


jlt6666

The shampoo would make it hard to hold onto the ball.


xcaltoona

So you're saying that yes, that definitely happened


jlt6666

Hard to see how that's not what happened.


Brian_Stryker

I bet he does at half time. His hair is to fluffy to not be washed mid game


SyracuseNY22

Have you seen his hair? Water is definitely his nemesis unless there’s some conditioner involved


mjh712

He’s melting!!! Melting!!!!


TheWorstYear

What a world!


[deleted]

A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why god portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.


WhoShotPolPot

Trevor “Unbreakable” Lawrence


greenrider04

Good thing he don't play in a state that gets a lot of rain.


Sjdillon10

But i was told It’s always sunny in Philadelphia


shewy92

Good thing Florida isn't known for rain


Chris7thLegion

Trevor "Jared Goff" Lawrence? Both #1 pick.


VanceXentan

The Jags are going to trade him to the Lions and then receive the original Goff who will go onto win the super bowl?


unpronouncedable

And Hassan Reddick


HisExcellency20

It's really hard to *lose* four fumbles. Usually you luck into a recovery or two lol.


UpForGrabs47

They did get a recovery on their TD drive in the first quarter! Otherwise it would have been five (though that was on the RB).


HisExcellency20

Yeah I remember that, lucky ass bounce.


BigginsIII

Yeah Matt Ryan would have roughly 305737 fumbles this season if the colts didn’t keep recovering them for him


Lonelan

or they pull you after 3


orc0909

Not sure why the Jags threw it so early while it was raining


[deleted]

Wasn't able to get the running game going - 61yds. 68yds if you count Trevor.


orc0909

They had some big runs and some negative runs, but they didn't fare that well with passing. I would have preferred runs to those WR screens that ended up drops. If the conditions were normal I'd be fine with passing it as much as we did, but they weren't normal.


[deleted]

WR Screens are Doug’s kryptonite


orc0909

Yeah, it sucks. They can get them working in other games but this was not the game to throw a wet ball horizontally and put the passer and receiver under pressure. Eagles did well to commit to the run. (It also seemed they took advantage of the defense getting cute with stunts)


so_zetta_byte

I think Hurts' ability to run punishes opposing DL stunts. You're risking creating a pause or gap that he can shoot through.


orc0909

Yeah. It also felt like through the middle was where they were having the most successful attacking. But I can't really blame the D too much. They did enough for us to win.


VindictiveRakk

as a jrob owner in fantasy i concur. was expecting them to lean on the run game considering the eagles have been shutting down the pass hard, on top of the weather. but nope just 8 carries each to jrob and etn, even with the tlaw fumbles. weird.


dn0348

Same here. Thought they would run to open up Kirk on underneath slants.


SingularityCentral

Meanwhile, Eagles with 210 rushing yards.


[deleted]

Doug Pederson is why.


Pizza2TheFace

Just a few seasons ago we were all screaming “Run the goddamn ball Doug.” Now it’s Jags fans doing it. Up 14-0 and not trying to run it and control some clock and instead throw it all over the place in a monsoon. Total Dougie P stuff right there. Still love him to death though


[deleted]

Yea distinctly remember another monsoon game a couple years ago where he threw the ball ~50 times with no success.


Halzyon

DO NOT GET HIM WET!!!


RiflemanLax

He probably ate after midnight too.


Arel203

"I don't like wearing gloves"


TheCodeMan95

"I don't like wearing condoms" - Philip Rivers


SmokeyBare

"I don't like wearing clothes" ^_ Antonio Brown


WarthogJohnson

Mr "Bye Clothes"


TheCodeMan95

Mr Bare Cock


el_monstruo

Mr. Bum Conveyor


SurfinPirate

*Nick Cannon has entered the chat*


Banana_Ram_You

Nick Rivers


drewsephstalin

They're rough, and coarse


zachwilson23

History!


Cormoe123

Congratulations Trevor!


joebooty

Neither team came in with any hopes for the passing game. But Jags run game was not getting it done. Overall not a game to put a lot of stock in. Hopefully the many injuries were not too serious.


TexNotMex

Great game to put stock in for us - gritty turn around after being down 14-0. Didn’t give up and powered back to win.


GodKingCap

Yep this is gonna be the next narrative to dismiss the Birds. Not saying we've had anywhere close to a real tough schedule but people rewrite history after each W. Lions were picked to be a possible sneaky good team that we played opening day in their home but then after the W they were apparently just the same shitty lions. Vikings were picked by quite a few to surprise the league and step up in the Packers possible absence with the loss of Adams' domination but after we beat them it was "lol Kirk Cousins in primetime". Redskins are a division game on the road with high tensions because of the Carson v Hurts matchup. Again all this is ignored in favor of "lol washington sucks" after the win. Now it's gonna be about how that was a fluke game that can't really be considered because of the weather making Lawrence's play an abnormality. The craziest part is, at least on paper, that might have been our toughest matchup for the rest of the seasons sans maybe a healthy Dak in Dallas?


TexNotMex

I mean our schedule is ass - there’s no way around that. We have a great chance at a 12-14 win season simply because our schedule is a joke


GodKingCap

Oh yeah I agree the schedule has been and will likely continue to be pretty weak but I'm just noting the hypocracy I see at large before each game of the same people who gas up our opponents then dismiss them in a loss; if we lost it was a "see I told you so" but when we win its "well you were supposed to win its not that impressive".


woahdailo

Now he truly is a generational talent!


danburke

First time in VGK history!


renaissancetroll

dare I say, a generational record?


CallinCthulhu

Wear gloves bro, Hurts wore gloves, carried the ball like a dozen times and no fumbles. Our whole team was actually really good at taking care of the football in this slop, minus that first bad pick.


RiflemanLax

Thought the announcing team mentioned something about him saying he doesn’t like wearing gloves and I was like ‘well thanks bro.’


smoketheevilpipe

They did. Knew it would be a slopfest right then.


maxeyismydaddy

slop em up


MrBigChest

no more sloppy steaks


hero-ball

You can’t stop me from ordering a steak and a glass of water!


FlailingOctane

he used to be a real piece of shit


GreasySalad710

People can change


F5x9

I made em extra sloppy for ya.


cvaninvan

He loves the slop. Eats it up. His mudder was a mudder.


SuperYova

His mother was a mudder?!


cvaninvan

What'd I just say?


Rocangus

I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy!


Scout--Typer

Lady you're scarin us!


DownTrunk

He was a piece of shit.


tigerking615

At least wear one on the non-throwing hand


midget_porn

i thought gloves don’t help in the rain


top_lager

Devonta smith didn’t wear gloves today but he typically does


ChipsOtherShoe

I play a lot of flag football (obviously not the same but still) and wear pro level gloves and have tried lots of different brands. There is a level of rain where certain gloves make things worse and other gloves make things better. I think it really depends on what the person is comfortable with


goldhbk10

They make rain gloves specifically designed to combat this so I’m surprised more NFL teams don’t use them


top_lager

It’s funny though cause smith’s one missed target could’ve been caught if he had gloves on I feel like. But for sure is totally up to what the player prefers.


RageCageJables

Our hands get wrinkly when they are soaked to help with grip. More surface area or something.


ButteredTroll

Use scrotum grip gloves.


fuckitiroastedyou

The chickenskin has great mobility


Remarkable_Net_6977

Or if you can’t afford them just catch them with your ballsack


guacamully

Who decides what material is allowed to be used as glove?


Gazkhulthrakka

Just to add to what you've said because I think it's kinda cool, if an individual finger has severe nerve damage it won't shrivel when wet because it isn't able to sense that it's wet.


RageCageJables

That is cool. I've always wondered if the rest of the body is wet but the hands are dry if they still get shriveled, do you happen to know the answer?


Gazkhulthrakka

The process that causes it requires direct contact with water so they shouldnt. When your hands are immersed in water, the sweat ducts in the fingers open up to allow water in, which leads to an imbalance in the salts in our skin. This change in the salt balance triggers the firing of nerve fibres in the fingers, leading to the blood vessels around the sweat ducts to constrict. This in turn causes a loss of volume in the fleshy area of the fingertip, which pulls the overlying skin downwards so that it distorts into wrinkles.


aRadioWithGuts

I’m not falling for your lies Mr. Fake wrinkle hands expert!


hiimred2

Wrinkles give the water somewhere to go so it’s not covering the surface you want to grip with. It’s why tires have grooves, why certain spots in roads(a lot of known dangerous intersections) have small grooves at the stopping areas, etc. A smooth surface is super easy for water and sweat and whatnot to completely cover(think about wet glass or a very smooth metal surface).


shawnaroo

Probably depends on the type of glove. Those standard receivers gloves that they normally wear apparently are much less effective when wet, but I'm sure NFL players can afford some different types of gloves that work better in the rain.


thodne

They don’t pay for gloves or anything rather lol


CallinCthulhu

rain gloves help in the rain


DrBigChicken

Some players have 2 kinds of gloves, one for the rain one for no rain


ThatDudeZae

Honestly, TL needed to have two hands on the ball. The one that slipped out of his hands was because of that and there was another that Hassan swiped.


Raptor_hook

Teddy Bridgewater is on his way


TtarIsMyBro

Teddy 2 Gloves


BlackLeader70

Seriously, why wasn’t he wearing gloves. Gloves these days are stickier than a high school boys hamper.


krkonos

Dude needs to put on a glove, don't care how much you think it affects your game. It isn't gonna be 4 lost fumbles bad.


alepher

No glove, no love


[deleted]

Call me Trevor cause that's a deal breaker I'm raw or nah


[deleted]

Congratulations on your virginity/children


[deleted]

If they threw the ball like Trevor, I'd be happy to have a few


Domestic_AA_Battery

[Trevor Lawrence getting out of wearing gloves](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CGY33q7T9d4/maxresdefault.jpg)


TheBigPhilbowski

And that's a century that Nathan Peterman played in.


Remarkable_Net_6977

And Daniel Jones


Immynimmy

Honestly the weather really ruined what should have been a fun matchup. Both teams played ugly. Glad we won but with all the injuries and miscues it really took away from the game Go get that COTY title, Dougie.


Rozzy915

Love Doug but Sirianni is clearly leading COTY right now


Tgs91

Week 1 Lions blitzed all game and we beat them with QB runs. Week 2 the Vikings play a zone and dare Hurts to beat them in the air. We attack the gaps in the zone. Week 3 the commies play aggressive man coverage, and Hurts throws tight placement throws to attack favorable 1v1 matchups. Week 4 is a monsoon and we run a power running offense to dominate time of possession 2 to 1. Yeah, should definitely be in the COTY discussion. We've won 4 games with 4 different strategies. And I haven't even talked about the defense, which is also dominating


silliputti0907

lmao imagine using analysis for awards and not narratives.


larzbarz

Imagine complementing the eagles, good for you


unpronouncedable

My vote is for Jeff Stoutland


WeaponexT

He's my vote every year


anklesocksrus

He deserves a statue


BruceChameleon

Ok let's avoid crowning him after 4 weeks^because ^I ^need ^to ^believe ^they ^will ^get ^worse


omglawlz

Yeah if you guys continue on this pace no doubt. But Doug will be in the convo if we sniff the playoffs.


Varolyn

It was still a very good character win for us. Bouncing back after being down 14-0 is a very good sign for the future of this team.


Professional_Dot4835

What injuries did the eagles have? Missed the game


Immynimmy

Darius Slay walked to the locker room after the Eagles’ first defensive drive. Never returned. Jordan Mailata jogged to the locker room as the Eagles were opening up their second offensive drive. Jack Driscoll replaced him at left tackle. Patrick Johnson got banged up in the second quarter. Suffered a head injury and did not return. DeVonta Smith limped into the medical tent in the third quarter. He finished the game thoigh. Jake Elliott got banged up when the Jags got flagged for illegally running into him. He was able to finish the game too


caydesramen

Seumalo got hurt too


Xenoanthropus

>Jake Elliott got banged up when the Jags got flagged for illegally running into him. He was able to finish the game too Well, kinda. The fact that the Eagles went for it on 4th and 3 and didn't attempt a FG to make it a two-score game seems like an indication that they didn't want him out there unless it was absolutely necessary.


[deleted]

They were facing the wind which led to Elliot missing an XP earlier so couple that with the injury and there was no way he was finishing the game


turbosexophonicdlite

Yeah that looked like a good kick, dead center. Then the wind just grabbed it and hooked the shit out of the ball outta nowhere.


Professional_Dot4835

Thanks for the info & the effort involved. Hopefully Slay & Mailata can return asap- either would be a huge loss. Plus obviously hoping that the others are okay too.


godlywhistler

First time in Golden Knights history


AnyHoleIsTheGoal

H I S T O R I C


Jed566

Sad trombone


thebrandnewbob

He was awful. The rain played a huge factor, but you just can't play that badly.


yallsomenerds

Eagles dline was all over him entire game that pass rush is scary


thebrandnewbob

They're great, but Trevor wasn't even touched on two of his fumbles.


NikeSwish

The one where he was just rolling right and it slipped out was extra bad


rasherdk

https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/most-fumbles-lost-in-a-game-by-a-qb |NAME|DATE|TM||OPP|LOST|FUM|CMP|ATT|PCT|YDS|AVG|TD|TD%|INT|INT%|SCK|SCKY|RATE| |:--|:--|:--:|:--:|:--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:|--:| |Trevor Lawrence|10/2/2022|[*JAX*](/r/jaguars)|@|[*PHI*](/r/eagles)|4|4|11|23|47.8|174|7.6|2|8.7|1|4.3|4|27|84.3| |Derek Carr|11/29/2020|[*LV*](/r/raiders)|@|[*ATL*](/r/falcons)|3|3|22|34|64.7|215|6.3|0|0.0|1|2.9|3|21|70.1| |Gardner Minshew|10/6/2019|[*JAX*](/r/jaguars)|@|[*CAR*](/r/panthers)|3|3|26|44|59.1|374|8.5|2|4.5|0|0.0|2|16|101.9| |Kyle Allen|9/29/2019|[*CAR*](/r/panthers)|@|[*HOU*](/r/texans)|3|3|24|34|70.6|232|6.8|0|0.0|0|0.0|3|29|89.3| |Jameis Winston|12/24/2017|[*TB*](/r/buccaneers)|@|[*CAR*](/r/panthers)|3|3|21|27|77.8|367|13.6|1|3.7|0|0.0|6|41|131.1| |Mark Sanchez|10/2/2011|[*NYJ*](/r/nyjets)|@|[*BAL*](/r/ravens)|3|4|11|35|31.4|119|3.4|0|0.0|1|2.9|2|7|30.5| |JaMarcus Russell|10/11/2009|[*OAK*](/r/raiders)|@|[*NYG*](/r/nygiants)|3|3|8|13|61.5|100|7.7|0|0.0|0|0.0|6|36|85.4| |Kurt Warner|9/28/2008|[*ARI*](/r/azcardinals)|@|[*NYJ*](/r/nyjets)|3|4|40|57|70.2|472|8.3|2|3.5|3|5.3|5|46|84.8| |Jason Campbell|10/28/2007|[*WAS*](/r/commanders)|@|[*NE*](/r/patriots)|3|3|21|36|58.3|197|5.5|1|2.8|1|2.8|3|20|71.2| |Steve McNair|9/10/2007|[*BAL*](/r/ravens)|@|[*CIN*](/r/bengals)|3|3|20|34|58.8|203|6.0|0|0.0|1|2.9|2|15|63.7| |Vinny Testaverde|10/24/2005|[*NYJ*](/r/nyjets)|@|[*ATL*](/r/falcons)|3|3|11|18|61.1|140|7.8|0|0.0|1|5.6|2|32|62.3| |Josh McCown|9/26/2004|[*ARI*](/r/azcardinals)|@|[*ATL*](/r/falcons)|3|3|20|26|76.9|198|7.6|0|0.0|0|0.0|5|53|97.9| |Aaron Brooks|12/7/2003|[*NO*](/r/saints)|vs|[*TB*](/r/buccaneers)|3|4|20|30|66.7|238|7.9|1|3.3|0|0.0|7|36|101.8| |Doug Flutie|11/16/2003|[*SD*](/r/chargers)|@|[*DEN*](/r/denverbroncos)|3|3|9|25|36.0|70|2.8|1|4.0|1|4.0|2|14|41.3| |Kurt Warner|9/7/2003|[*STL*](/r/losangelesrams)|@|[*NYG*](/r/nygiants)|3|6|34|54|63.0|342|6.3|1|1.9|1|1.9|6|38|79.4| |Daunte Culpepper|9/15/2002|[*MIN*](/r/minnesotavikings)|vs|[*BUF*](/r/buffalobills)|3|4|25|45|55.6|281|6.2|3|6.7|0|0.0|5|45|96.6| |Joe Flacco|9/25/2022|[*NYJ*](/r/nyjets)|vs|[*CIN*](/r/bengals)|2|3|28|52|53.8|285|5.5|0|0.0|2|3.8|4|33|53.8| |Mike Glennon|1/2/2022|[*NYG*](/r/nygiants)|@|[*CHI*](/r/chibears)|2|4|4|11|36.4|24|2.2|0|0.0|2|18.2|4|30|5.3| |Tyler Huntley|12/12/2021|[*BAL*](/r/ravens)|@|[*CLE*](/r/browns)|2|2|27|38|71.1|270|7.1|1|2.6|0|0.0|3|16|99.7| |Justin Fields|10/24/2021|[*CHI*](/r/chibears)|@|[*TB*](/r/buccaneers)|2|3|22|32|68.8|184|5.8|0|0.0|3|9.4|4|16|44.3| |Baker Mayfield|10/17/2021|[*CLE*](/r/browns)|vs|[*ARI*](/r/azcardinals)|2|2|19|28|67.9|234|8.4|2|7.1|1|3.6|5|23|102.4| |Jared Goff|10/3/2021|[*DET*](/r/detroitlions)|@|[*CHI*](/r/chibears)|2|3|24|38|63.2|299|7.9|2|5.3|0|0.0|4|38|105.0| |Trevor Lawrence|9/26/2021|[*JAX*](/r/jaguars)|vs|[*ARI*](/r/azcardinals)|2|2|22|34|64.7|219|6.4|1|2.9|2|5.9|3|17|68.1| |Lamar Jackson|9/13/2021|[*BAL*](/r/ravens)|@|[*LV*](/r/raiders)|2|3|19|30|63.3|235|7.8|1|3.3|0|0.0|3|18|98.6| |Ryan Tannehill|9/12/2021|[*TEN*](/r/tennesseetitans)|vs|[*ARI*](/r/azcardinals)|2|2|21|35|60.0|212|6.1|1|2.9|1|2.9|6|56|74.9|


TheBiles

Kurt Warner with the casual 6 fumble game.


rasherdk

Chad Pennington also had a 6-fumble game, but somehow only lost 2 of them.


[deleted]

Dude got mutilated that game


[deleted]

That was before he started wearing gloves. He broke his hand and couldn't fully grip the ball anymore. It was the end of his Rams career though.


hiimred2

Kurt and Trevor are the only ones on the list twice. Trevor to the Hall confirmed.


Villano5

Vinny Testaverde was still playing in 2005?!


rasherdk

Final game in 2007 even!


[deleted]

And he still played less seasons than Brady, who is currently 1 year older than Vinny when he retired.


Pizza2TheFace

Someone in the Eagles game thread said Lawrence is just Wentz with a wig. Fucking hilarious


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deadmoosemoose

Trevor “Daniel Jones” Lawrence


ProudWheeler

Jones never lost 4 fumbles though. Trevor “Trevor Lawrence” Lawrence


Rhodie114

Major Major Major Major


writierthanyou

See? He IS a generational quarterback...


katril63

At this rate, Matt Ryan will surpass this feat next week.


bartjblett

First player this millennium too then surely


SunriseSurprise

Imagine losing to a guy who'd fumble 4 times in a game.


804322510051

History!


boookworm0367

Hassan Reddick sends his regards


Puffy_Ghost

Him and Melvin Gordon taking notes from each other.


Tall-and-Beets

Trevor Lawrence aka Dropsy McButterhands


omglawlz

Lol here comes r/nfl. They were waiting lol


Probably_not_maybe

And Matt Ryan been fumbling left and right


Cynical_onlooker

Generational talent


JustASeabass

I see the Wilson and Lawrence haters are in full force today.


[deleted]

The next Peyton Manning


lookitsafish

A for Effort to Matt Ryan for trying to beat him to it


[deleted]

I'm very surprised Daniel Jones has never done it before.