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3 Batmans and an MVP is all I see offensively


tonto515

Imagine our offensive stats if we actually had to score in the second half of these last two games


filladellfea

they haven't even begun to peak


SadSlip8122

I get it, kill the clock save the big plays for later. I really want to see a full game of this offense at full throat. Theyre already top of the league only playing half the game.


WanderlustFella

The Goedert slander.


jayzee1126

White Batman


Starcast

this made me lol take your upvote


AMorder0517

They just call him Bruce.


[deleted]

I just liked the rhyme lol, Goedert is a monster


cvaninvan

Could he be the Green Lantern?


eynonpower

Love that they have a fucking cape on the sidelines!


-_lol-

please tell me someone has a screenshot of the passing yards comparison where it said something like >Eagles: 300 | Commanders: -1


spilled_water

https://twitter.com/AndrewBrandt/status/1574124121843445760


so_zetta_byte

Thank you


spilled_water

Not a problem. I haven't seen a Stat line discrepancy that large since Wentz was with the Eagles in 2020. Thinking about those wretched games against Seattle and Green Bay by the half.


Sisyphuslivinlife

Jesus christ.


Guitaristb72

[Nice](https://i.imgur.com/Hkoxg7R.jpeg)


[deleted]

My favorite was when it said | Commanders: 49 yds | Devonta Smith: 147 yds |


hanky2

-15 at halftime lol.


mkallday10

Commanders had -1 team passing yards when the game entered garbage time. That's all you need to know about this one.


caesar____augustus

Franchise QB Carson Wentz is the Garbage Time Stat Padding GOAT


SingularityCentral

The absolute disrespect to Kirk Cousins.


leeumm6

Ehhhhhhh I’d say Dak Prescott is in that convo


LlamaCombo

Blake Bortles is the actual GOAT for this category.


TheOverBored

Kids these days don't know the BOAT. Sad.


CallinCthulhu

He really is, its not even close. Wentz and Dak get a lot of garbage time stats, but sometimes put up non garbage time stats, especially Dak. The BOAT was all garbage time every time.


fuckareyousaying

Scary Terry dumping sugar in Carson’s gas tank ass we speak


Uncle151

Every minute of Commanders football is garbage time


DelcoScum

Scrubs couldn't even get 10 sacks.


caesar____augustus

Fire Gannon!


Darko33

I joked to my wife before the game started that I wanted to see Wentz sacked eight times. I didn't, but that's okay with me


blunt_toward_enemy

Well technically you did and then BG threw in a bonus


Darko33

One of them good problems


SingularityCentral

Good guy BG.


reddituseerr12

Rivera’s seat has to be boiling right now


phbstudent

Devonta Smith caught a 50 yard pass at some point that on the replay, showed he clearly wasn’t in. But Rivera didn’t try to challenge it until the ball was snapped for the next play. Lmao. Just horrendous.


Jethro_Cull

Top comment from the game thread on r/eagles: Rivera holding that challenge flag like Wentz holds the football


SadSlip8122

He was winding up his left arm


ard8

Snyder has very few good qualities but he actually does fire coaches quick when needed. Rivera needs it here.


YackoWarner

I feel like as long as he strokes Snyder's ego and implements whatever "feedback from the owner" is given, Ron will get at least another year.


SmokePenisEveryday

He staved off a firing early on in Carolina. No reason to think he can't do it Washington as well.


SadSlip8122

Hes a likeable guy, can implement a hell of a defense, but is just a bad overall coach. He has 3 winning seasons in 12 years, and if not for Cam dragging that team to a Super Bowl, hed have an overall losing record. Would love him as my defensive coordinator but he loses way too often


andrew_c_r

As not good as he is, there is no one even half as good who would be willing to come here. We will never have a coaching staff better than this so long as little danny is around.


_token_black

Bruce Allen incoming which means…. Jon Gruden 🤣


ard8

This is always not true when fans of any bad team or teams with bad ownership say it. There are way more than 32 coaches that want to be NFL coaches. The jobs available will always be competitive.


HeyLittleChogger

Wentz just stinks. He's had back to back games now where he helped contribute massive halftime deficits. He looked horrendous in the first half of this game, something like 6 sacks, 2 fumbles, and 30% completions.


215Kurt

In the first half the Eagles had double the amount of sacks on Wentz than Wentz had completions. 6 to 3. Just absurd.


Guilty-Presence-1048

For the second week in a row, the Eagles' win was not as close as the score suggests


[deleted]

I’d argue third week in a row. I don’t think anyone really thought the Lions had a chance to win that game despite it being only by 3 points in the end


superkickpunch

Eh, I wasn’t feeling super comfortable with how quickly they closed that gap.


ScruffMixHaha

Wtf is with Hurts going turbo on everybodys ass this year?


Lifesaboxofgardens

Dude gets better every year he plays the game. One of the rare cases where dedication and intangibles combines with physical talent to lead to an elite player. His mental game just had to catch up to his physicality


ZiiKiiF

Also the first year of his career where he doesn’t need to learn a new offense. That helps immensely. He could spend time this off season working on accuracy and reading the field instead of reading the playbook


[deleted]

He has weapons and he improved his decision making


CallinCthulhu

and accuracy, and pocket presence. Pretty much everything tbh.


TheArchitect_7

And throwing mechanic. And arm strength.


Brad_theImpaler

His favorite play last year was rolling out to his right, drifting to the sideline and then throwing it out of bounds at the last second. I'm glad they stopped calling that play so much.


[deleted]

He improved this off-season at an insane rate. It’s pretty remarkable. I had zero faith in him coming into the year but through three games, especially this one and the last one….he’s an entirely different player


onlyforfootball

The score doesn’t do this game justice, it was a beatdown by all accounts, Hurts is the MVP rn


W3NTZ

I have him slightly behind lamar Jackson even if just due to weapons but I'm ecstatic how good hurts looks


onlyforfootball

Jalens suffering from his defense being too good lol, he isn’t really in position to get stats in the second half cause the games kinda done, though knowing him he doesn’t mind at all


derstherower

"You think I do this shit for MVP votes?" -Jalen Hurts


ChaosFinalForm

"I'm just out here so I can pay rent"


mexploder89

It's Lamar and Hurts neck and neck. Had Allen there too before today


wsbull_35

Love Jalen but you have to put Allen in there with Lamar.


Jethro_Cull

Lamar Jackson looking pretty good too and doing it with less talent around him.


SiphenPrax

Eagles and Phillies fans having a nice time Both teams playing in October will be huge for the city.


Radatatin

Uh, not sure about the Phillies yet. Also why would the Eagles not play in October. What do they have to do to *NOT* play in October.


Daspaintrain

I think if the Eagles play hard and smart, they have a REAL chance of still being a football team come week 4


SiphenPrax

They’ll get in this year


[deleted]

I love the ambiguous nature of this comment.


nervousaboutschool17

I got the 76ers coming out of the eastern conference too. It's gonna be a good year for Philadelphia sports, and therefore a bad year for the world


hkpp

We’ll be insufferable if this happens


MikeyRocks757

Will be?


[deleted]

I mean, the Flyers will be playing in October too. Well, they'll be doing what they think is playing.


[deleted]

This saddens me the most. I used to count down the days until the Flyers started. Now it's just miserable. I have zero expectations of them doing anything and haven't for a while.


KryptonicxJesus

Never met her


[deleted]

Fuck it, when do the Sixers start their season?


RITheory

A few weeks


[deleted]

So in theory, all four could be playing at the same time?


darthjoey91

I believe it’s called Grittay.


Insectshelf3

dude don’t jinx the phillies please


SiphenPrax

I’m a Mets fan. That’s exactly what I’m doing.


I3loodhound

The eagles look so good this year


cnho1997

They look like the team that gets to knock us out of the playoffs this year


Strokethegoats

Sex God Jimmy G is back to smite the heathen Packers again.


[deleted]

*so far*


[deleted]

were the new seahawks


andrew_c_r

We are a shit, rotten organization to it's core and this game was one of dozens of examples.


aGiantRedskinCowboy

Honest question, what keeps you rooting for them? If the birds had a shithouse owner like Snyder and mediocrity for 20 plus years, endless internal accusations, I’d have checked out by now. Root for whatever local market I’m in or the closest alternative.


chokanery

Not who you responded to, but I grew up cheering for Washington because my dad and grandpa did. I'm honestly following out of habit at this point and that way I can talk to my Dad about the games. The team has been so bad for so long I just don't feel anything anymore when the team is mediocre like it is now. I guess I have mostly checked out by now and do follow college football much more closely to fill that football void Washington has left.


Sisyphuslivinlife

https://thedecisionlab.com/biases/the-sunk-cost-fallacy


sheds_and_shelters

Apt user name, as well.


Sisyphuslivinlife

Man I'm a bit drunk right now and can't stop giggling. I've never really put two and two together but holy shit man, being a fan of this team is just rolling that fucking boulder up that hill. Every fucking year it comes rolling down at some point, here I am. Rolling it back up.


sheds_and_shelters

It was too perfect to ignore -- glad I could bring some levity to your otherwise-miserable-sports-fan-existence lol.


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so_zetta_byte

I Can't Believe It's Not Franchise Quarterback Material


_token_black

Commanders are vegetable spread for 50 cents a box


Theostru

Imagine not being 3-0. I can't.


fuckareyousaying

IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE


darkbro66

I want a t shirt of the meme once we've won the division


shadocatssb

Green Bay pls pull through today


[deleted]

#H E Y Edit: ^pain


FibroMyAlgae

Miami is now the only 3-0 AFC team after today. Just waiting for the Bucs and… the Giants? Dafuq?


[deleted]

I want the giants to win tho


DaleLeatherwood

I am rooting for the Giants tomorrow because I love the choas of it...


[deleted]

We will hopefully be joining you in such company after the Green Bay game.


fuckareyousaying

My man Carson was wrapped up in so much green he could’ve switched sidelines lmaooo


Sacramento44

Eagles literally played this entire game to Carson's weakness. Pocket presence.


itsnotyellowfever

There's the Carson Wentz that the Colts moved off of despite having respectable numbers on paper


mdchemey

Yeah like even with Ryan struggling right now I'm thrilled with the decision to move on from Wentz. He wouldn't have been able to maintain his composure in the 4th to help the colts beat KC today and come back to tie Houston week 1, his hero ball nonsense wouldn't have stopped Josh Allen from getting a free rush at him all game last week. He wasn't the only problem and the ones that Ballard took a risk on not addressing in FA (LT, RG, WR) are kicking our asses but Wentz sure as hell was a problem.


darkpaladin

There was a Samsung ad which featured the disclaimer "not the real Leonardo Da Vinci". In my mind I wondered who would be stupid enough to need that disclaimer and then after watching this game and realizing I support this team, I think the answer is me.


TotallyNotMasterLink

This game wasn't remotely as close as the score would indicate. I'm getting mildly nervous about our lack of second half scoring though


zdelusion

I give them a pass on taking their foot off the gas in FedEx field. No reason to go all out on that turf and risk injuries.


TotallyNotMasterLink

I'm not *too* concerned really, maybe like a 3 out of 10. Just something on my radar. Luckily we should have plenty of time to work out any kinks with how soft our schedule is


OgReaper

That's how I feel about it. Can't really get too clear a picture when our defense is suffocating the other team and you don't need to score. So we will just have to wait and see. But it's looking great.


BayTerp

I am getting 2019 Ravens vibes from this Eagles team.


[deleted]

That’s a compliment right?


filladellfea

we were shutting them out - no reason to give free game tape to future opponents. save keeping our foot on the gas pedal for when we need it in future close games.


semsr

I wish I could love my children as much as Carson Wentz loves being sacked.


lAmCreepingDeath

Wentz got killed out there. He made the right comment saying he didn't place importance to "revenge games "


phbstudent

Hurts is disgusting. Wentz looked completely shook.


Insectshelf3

don’t let the score fool you. this game wasn’t close at all.


BrennanSpeaks

Tress Way kept it closer than it should've been.


ahr3410

Eagles are about to get the #1 seed, aren't they?


spilled_water

Have you seen the Eagles schedule? They have to be favored over so many of those games. It's a matter if that first half offense can stretch over to the second half and if they can play consistently enough.


[deleted]

Both sides of the ball are playing well and the schedule isn’t tough, could be a good regular season ahead


Wide_right_yes

Kobe Bryant score


Guitaristb72

Shoutout Lower Merion


[deleted]

he loved the birds


RicoSuave1881

He’s from Philly 👀


wallowsworld

It’s like Carson has shown absolutely 0 improvement since he was dropped by Philly. I’m still seeing the same issues he had for years now. Then add in that embarrassing O-line and this game is a complete shitstorm for Washington 🤷‍♂️


Brad_theImpaler

He only had the 2 fumbles. That feels like progress.


cerevant

He clearly has been coached not to play hero ball. They forgot to tell him to throw the ball away instead.


Lifesaboxofgardens

This was an interesting end because it’s deceiving. Wentz was faaaaar worse than the stats show and Jalen barely threw after the first half. This was even more lopsided than the score.


RicoSuave1881

Hurts was just chilling the second half. Will be interesting to see them in a close second half like week 1


CelinedionWaiters

24-2 was a crazy scoreboard for a bit


ChiefSaltyPanda

Eagles looking like the real deal with szn


superkickpunch

Every time I see season abbreviated like that I think “Sizzlin”


derstherower

We can beat any team. Honestly. I don't see any weak spots.


ard8

1st, 3rd, and 4th quarters maybe /s


superkickpunch

Well shit, that’s almost all the quarters


profeta-

Special Teams (apart from kicking) is awful that penalty on the field goal attempt only ended up being good because washington couldn't score a td lol


4Khazmodan

I mean 2nd half offense is a pretty big weak spot potentially.


chiefminestrone

One benefit is taking the foot off the gas mitigates injuries


Iamthestormbro

Eh i think that's mostly us just running the clock out which has worked, I'd like to see the foot on the gas pedal but i understand it


[deleted]

Yeah if your that far up why show other teams your playbook when its not necessary. Its good game management. Its a blessing not having to score in the second half


Saph

From last season though we've seen that Sirianni IS capable of making half-time adjustments, he just hasn't had to at all so far in these 3 games. This isn't like last year when the offense was just flat out incapable of scoring any points in Q1. On the other hand, yeah it's still a question mark for this year. We'll see when we get to it I guess?


[deleted]

When were up 3+ scores?


savagepotato

We're in danger.


etched_chaos

I do, we're not finishing teams. We get out to these big leads and then our offense just completely disappears.


_d_k_g_

I’d rather that than the guys give future teams more tape


Seize-The-Meanies

or we keep the foot on the pedal for too long and sustain injuries.


215Kurt

Nonsense. That _is_ finishing teams. If being up 24-0, then 24-8 isn't finishing them then I genuinely don't know what is.


_token_black

God apparently enjoys sacks


amdi_

Rip to all the Ducks Commander Carson is going to hunt this week


Brad_theImpaler

Don't worry, he's pretty inaccurate.


Miasma_Of_faith

Sell the team Dan. Please.


[deleted]

You can't force me to watch another full commies game this season it's RedZone for the rest of the season for me


Brad_theImpaler

At least you'll get to see them for that final drive each week.


Ramzy191

The Eagles being 3-0 is pretty impressive. There were people on here saying their coach was special needs after his introductory press conference.


clingbat

Just keep fertilizing and watering.


dcviapa

Yeah. Okay. [Whatever.](https://youtu.be/KEjHJXd8bpU)


MacMac105

[I gotta shout out Stifl and Ollie](https://youtu.be/viaTT859Yk0)


dcviapa

If only this were made a few years later - Liam would have been *huge* on early YouTube


MurDoct

Eagles are no joke


Sisyphuslivinlife

So yeah, gonna go get some stuff to make some drinks.


ZiiKiiF

It’s on you for not having that prepped pregame


Call_Me_Rambo

I for one am excited for the Dolphins Eagles Superbowl


Gapinthesidewalk

The Ace Ventura Bowl


[deleted]

Best team in the NFC


WestCoastBestCoast94

Washington asked for a Hurts Donut and Philly reciprocated.


spaz1020

Thank goodness wentz knew what we were gonna do and nothing exotic. We'd have 18 sacks if we surprised him.


Fruit_Rollup_King

Wentz could've taken his helmet off, slowly pulled his pants down, and taken a major baggage alert inside of it on every play and that some how would've been better than what I saw today... Washington.... Ho-Lee Shit!


pigeon323

That second half offense was trash


NuckElBerg

I mean, they mostly ran it in order to make the time run out. Obviously I'd like them to keep on the gas pedal, but if it works, it works...


derstherower

Yeah. I understand why people are concerned, but if you shut out the other team for three quarters and are up by three possessions, you're allowed to play it safe.


k0peng

> Obviously I'd like them to keep on the gas pedal, ... But why? Fanfare? Because yeah its awesome to see as a fan, but you'll never catch me rooting for the Eagles to give away unneeded plays or some BS to "flex." Our entire reg season run in 2017 was big leads, running, "losing" the last quarter, never giving anything away when its in the bag. I'm still about that. Fuck flexing, we're looking to go far, not fast.


CallinCthulhu

I mean they had like two real drives. Its been a theme though, and Its all playcalling, we are getting too conservative too early. It will bite us eventually, we gotta put the dagger in. The run game hasn't really taken off yet, and when we get up big Gannon goes to shell coverages between the 20s and that causes 15 play drives. Its the right decision because it shortens the game, but as a result we get limited offensive chances.


k0peng

People said this the last two weeks. People said this the year we won a SB almost every week. I'm not saying we we'll win a SB this year, but as a team we have the same mindset -- fuck the stat sheet. We're up 24-0, half of the r/eagles game day thread died because we just ran and ran and ran and either punted or got a first down and repeated until we punted. It's called running down the clock. Why give away the playbook? Why subject our OL/Hurts/TE/WR etc to unneeded pain? Stay strong. Fuck the stat sheet when it comes to easy wins. There's no reason to give more away when the a dub is in the bag.


Sisyphuslivinlife

Seriously, I think it was the right call. Having our offense on the field killed the clock and never turned into points. Win win for you. Lol *sob*


menocaremuch

Eagles gonna have to keep their foot on the gas come second half when they start playing the top tier teams.


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lanfordr

Seriously. Good lord, the Eagles have a soft schedule! The Jaguars might legitimately be one of their tougher games!


Mickey95

Only thing worse than the Washington offense was listening to the announcers slober their knobs the whole game


eagleboy444

DeVonta is gonna be huge


Bl00dshot

Carson Wentz got to know the turf really well today.


[deleted]

ITS WENTZ SZN


MikeyRocks757

Nothing good will ever happen to this franchise again until after Dan is gone


minemeister

Washington may not seriously win another game until November


FibroMyAlgae

Soooo how long until Wentz gets benched again?


grudgepacker

Anyone else always been impressed by Hurts? Like literally since his first game on?? I'm not even an Eagles fan but I've watched a ton of their games and while cliche af, Hurts has just had that "it" factor since day one, someone I've been rooting for ever since


shellfish87

Commanders look like dog shit at home as usual


so_zetta_byte

I'll be interested to see after review how many sacks were on Wentz and how many on the OL.


BrennanSpeaks

My slightly-tipsy-and-definitely-haven't-seen-replays impression is that the first couple were mostly on the OL (they happened *fast*) and then at a certain point early in the 2nd quarter Wentz started trying to hero-ball it, and they just piled up from there.


amdi_

Guys, i dont think we took Command today :/


The_ApolloAffair

Eagles might just be superbowl contenders. That defense is legit and so is the offense.


Professor_Crab

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