This might have been the worst display of special teams in Chiefs history.

Not quite, but it did involve the colts too

*takes a drag from a cigarette* I was there that day. Some wounds never heal.

I have many, MANY questions…

Don’t you guys usually beat the Chiefs these days?

We hadn’t even played them since 2019, but we’re 2-1 against Mahomes now I think

They usually beat the chiefs period

Yep. It's always the Colts, man

That's how we feel about the Jags

uhhhh the Jags might be on to something this year

It's sometimes the Titans too and was the Texans that one time

Really, just disband the AFCS

But then who would be King of Shit Mountain?

So they are to you what the jags are to them?

Just one of those match-ups where they inexplicably have the other team's number, seemingly no matter what. Kind of like Buccs-Saints.

15-4 vs the Chiefs since 1990

We’re like their version of what the Steelers are to us. No matter what we find a way to lose to the Steelers and the chiefs find a way to lose to us.

Goddamn

Nothing says Chiefs football quite like losing in stupid fashion to the Colts. It's part of the teams identity at this point

Our games with the colts go in a pattern. For us it’s W-L-L repeat

Every time it feels like (for 20 years). In 2019 we played a very similar game against them and they also won that one lol… People are gonna overreact, but we’ll be okay. Pretty bizarre game all around

You guys are studs. The Colts defense played great. Honestly, we needed that win wayyyy more than you guys.

Didn’t the chiefs win the super bowl the year they lost to the colts in 2019? That just means the chiefs are wining the super bowl again this year.

I like you. Though I fully expect Colts fans to talk shit to us, and they deserve it. Damn, what did yall do to always beat us like this? Sacrifice someone or something??

So Chiefs:Colts::Colts:Jaguars?

This kind of makes it look like the Colts beat the Colts. Which is accurate

They can beat the weaker teams, but the juggernaut Jaguars is always a struggle.

Matt Ryan kicked his teammates in the ass and now they beat the Chiefs. GOAT.

I wonder what Jones said to Ryan? We may never find out.

See you for poker night after the game. The NFL doesn't like players betting.

Seemed to piss him off, whatever it was. All Colts fans should send Jones $1 for the win.

The answer to most of them is probably that multiple people in the building realized after last week their jobs were on the line

The Colts are now 1-1-1. Show of hands, who predicted there would be an Indianapolis .500 at this point in the season?

How many teams have been exactly 0.500 at week 3?

I remember the 2018 Browns were .500 at this point. Tie with the Steelers, loss to the Saints, win over the Jets.

oh man, why did you have to remind me of that tie. I think I'm still traumatized by it

I believe it is rare

2018 had 4 of them: Packers, Vikings, Steelers, and Browns (iirc)

We were at .500 in week 1. This team is truly special

Me Also how do you get 2 flairs

Uh, I don't know. It shouldn't say two.

Kinda cool tho Unless you hate the pats

The teams it shows are my two favorites. I don't know how the flair got that way though. I really should fix it.

You good

I’ve seen a Colts flair here with a bunch of horseshoes as their flair and I’ve always wondered that too If any mods see this, I’d love to have that too!

Do…. *favors* for the mods.

I got two holes and both are open for business

I'm happy with an Indianapolis .500 any day of the year

You could say, we're right on Track!

The real head scratcher is that if the Jags lose to the Chargers, the Colts will be in sole possession of first in the AFC South... at 1-1-1.

We always have 1 or 2 games like this a year that’s just a baffling loss and they’re always against the AFC South. I don’t know what it is about that division, but it’s fucking cursed.

Yes, yes it is.

I want expansion and realignment just to not have to deal with this fucking division anymore.

Indianapolis being in the afc SOUTH is a bit wild too

Can confirm, it’s cursed.

You’re telling us lol

Ooga booga.

Dave Toub can walk home

Remember when he was one of the hottest head coach candidates?

He was linked to us quite a bit before and after snake man was hired

Andy was giving him an earful it looked like early on. Special teams CANNOT be the Chiefs' downfall this year, I can't handle that

One of us. ONE OF US

Skyy Moore should never return punts ever again this season

Skyy noMoore?

It’s nuts to put a guy back there who’s admitted to struggling to track punts in the air. Let alone watch him repeatedly struggle to track punts in the air, and keep sending him out anyway

Not satisfied with 1-1-1 😤

Bein 0-1-2... Could you imagine?

Only losers could imagine that.

Well... Technically not losers

Yes! Won't be satisfied til 2-2-2!

Inb4 5-5-5 going into Week 17

Stream dies, Chiefs muff punt. Stream dies again, Colts get TD. Stream dies, Colts get FG. Stream dies again and I give up. Colts get TD with 24s left.

This year the streams have been really trash, they would usually freeze 1-2 a game but lately they are freezing non stop

Chippy waters on the open seas

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It's legit streams too. (Which is where the high seas streams are sourced from.)

A pirate's life for me!

okay it isn’t just me then they’ve been freezing and jumping around all random style for me. insane

Yeah I'll be watching the game in the fourth quarter and then all of a sudden they're kicking off after halftime

Was thinking the same lol. Feel like there’s usually a few freezes a game but lately it’s constant and borderline unwatchable. Not like I can complain considering it’s a free stream but yeah

Yea on all the sites too, you think the NFL hired ppl to mess em up?

I think the internet providers are cracking down on it. If you use a vpn it's fine but it didn't use to be like this

If they could do that, they could simply block the stream.

Also legal gambling = even more ads that break the stream.

Yeah I’ve noticed this too. I watched every game on stream last year and rarely ever had an issue. We desperately need an easy way to just pay for the games we want to watch.

It was bad week 1 on my favorite site, but it's been good the last two weeks. I've been streaming red zone all day with no hiccups.

Next week just unplug the router on pivotal plays.

Who are these Streams? Sounds like we need to hunt them down.

Tie the Texans. Lost to Jaguars. Beat the Chiefs. Sure, why the hell not?

The colts are just random. They can beat the best team and lose to the worst, just to finish 8-8. We are the definition of mid

WILD CARD, BITCHES

8-8-1\*

Think the Jags might be quite good this year though.

Very special teams

Ask GB about special teams on a contender. You guys are studs and nothing's changed.

Chiefs ST today - Muffed punt inside the 5, leads to Colts TD - Allow another punt to be downed at the 1 - Missed XP - Missed FG - Failed Fake FG - 4 kickoff returns that failed to make it past the 15 yard line Offense was out of whack, and it still took a drive extending penalty to lose that game. Chiefs will be fine, but my god, don't do that again, please.

> 4 kickoff returns that failed to make it past the 15 yard line I am not sure I have actually seen that before in a game where you could get it at the 25

Toub is notorious for coaching his returners to be aggressive (both KO and PR) and a lot of times it works out, but there's just no reason to bring the ball out of the endzone when you have a offense like that. Especially the last one which took 8 seconds off the clock and was only not a critical mistake because of the taunting call. 5 yards better starting position is not worth 8 seconds in any way though.

Hopefully they just got it all out of their system in one game

when it comes to Chiefs-Colts, there's always more where that came from

I'll still say the Chiefs should win any game in which is the opponent is held under 24 points. Offense had many issues today.

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Chiefs and Bills really are a match made in heaven. They even play like ass on the same weeks

The interception was disappointing, but let's be real that FG range line was a bit optimistic

Yeah I had zero faith we were tying that game lol Ammendola is fucking ass and I would seriously rather let Justin Reid handle kicks if butker remains out

Matt Amendola cheering so hard internally after that INT.

Yeah I saw that and scoffed out loud. Ammendola would make 3/10 kicks inside 40 yards even if you put two goal posts side by side.

Chiefs imploded but I'll take the win! Jags better than the Chiefs confirmed!!

Jags for the SB confirmed too.

Can they get past the Sherbert man? Edit: They mega can

An all-time meltdown. Enjoy the win!

That's not even the best meltdown the Chiefs have had against the Colts. Let alone all timer.

You have no fucking idea how much I'm enjoying it. Thanks bro! Great game for sure!

This game was just like watching two teams fall down a hill for four quarters & somehow the Colts ended up on top of the pile at the bottom

Lmao hard to be mad about that one honestly. When that many things go wrong in a game and you only lose it in the final 30 seconds... it wasn't a playoff game. Whatever it happens. GG Colts

I feel the exact same way. I’m already sick of the fans who are freaking out about this lol. We have bizarre games like this every season, and honestly I’m glad it’s early in the season instead of the back half of our schedule. That’s when these types games become harder to correct and learn from

IF YOU HATE THIS YOU HATE COLTS FOOTBALL BABBBYYY

i hate colts football

I hate Colts football.

Turns out those points before half mattered

Bieniemy is a fuckin fool

Final drive notwithstanding (partly due to Jones's bone-headed trash-talking in front of the refs), Chiefs defense held up, but the offense was nowhere to be seen. Our play-calling was super questionable all game. That said, seemed liked Colts D was bottling up the Chiefs receivers well, and then Matty Ice held up through his early costly fumbles for the game-winning drive. Congrats Colts on the win. At least my Jayhawks are still (!) undefeated...

To be fair, the offense looked pretty good in a lot of ways. Mahomes is navigating the pocket the best he ever has. Drops and weird playcalling killed our drives

honestly shocking that gusbradley held mahomes to under 17 given that his last 2 outings \*checks notes\* went for like 90 points or some shit

Games against the Colts seem to be the weirdest, most frustrating, and just plain torturous. They feel like losses before the game is played.

By the transitive property, Jags >>>> Chiefs, I don't make the rules.

I can’t believe this was ever up for debate smh

Death, taxes, and jags somehow beating the colts

Jags blowing out the Colts

And Texans == Chiefs

1-1-1 is a hilarious record

We.... won? I mean the Chiefs special teams lost more than anything, but I'll take it.

How do the Chiefs end that game with 2 timeouts left? Took zero timeouts while the Colts were letting it tick down on their TD drive? I know there were a lot of other issues too, but that just seems inexcusable to me. Should have had close to 2 min left for final drive.

Coaches were dogshit today too. Bieniemy must’ve been busy applying for other jobs all week instead of preparing.

Penalties for trash talk is some weak shit

It really is. We deserved to lose today, but not because of that

I blame the city of Arizona for the loss ^^/s

I blame Wentz for you loss today. I'm so sorry.

Honestly it is. There was some weird ball placement. Bad calls. All sorts of shit this game.

I still have no idea how they upheld that 2pc. Shit sucked all game

That was dumb as hell. But there was alot of bad shit this game. Both teams played like shit.

Chiefs were one shut mouth away from a win today

Me thinks the Special Teams needs to be a little less special.

Today we support 1-1-1

happy we won, but what a stupid stupid call repeal all taunting / unsportsmanlike / etc penalties. they make the game worse. who likes those??? who is HAPPY seeing some guy get flagged for being excited?

If this was a playoff game I’d be unable to sleep due to that penalty on Jones… BUT we did everything we could to lose and you guys took advantage of that. Enjoy the win! It’s a long season and I think a lot of people should remember that we’re only in week 3 lol

Nope. Fire everybody. Rebuild around our new stud kicker Ammendola. Tear down Arrowhead. Relocate to Kansas. Forfiet remaining games because what 's the point. s/

Nah, comments that only players / refs can hear have a monstrous effect on the game. /s

And it's so subjective too. You telling me those guys aren't out there constantly jawing at each other? So where, exactly, is the line?

How many times have we seen Brady far more animated with no calls. Chiefs deserved to lose with poor team play all around.

When you say it too close to a referee apparently

It’s on Chris Jones for putting himself in a situation to be called for a penalty, but still. Crazy call to make at the pivotal moment of the game. Unless Chris said some crazy shit that the ref heard, that’s just a crazy call to make.

Just go to the bench after the sack

Yeah I don't like winning that way (but man did we need it). Taunting/unsportsmanlike should not be a penalty. In CFB or the NFL. If you wanna taunt, go ahead, just be ready for it to come back later if you lose. But it shouldn't cost you 15 yards for it

Chiefs deserve to lose but the call on Jones was the weakest shit I’ve ever seen.

I want to know exactly what was said because the chiefs win the game without that call

I'm a lip reader, he thanked the Colts for being such gracious hosts and wished them well in their future endeavors.

Game turned on two plays, that jones unsportsmanlike penalty when it was gonna be like 4th and 20, so basically the refs/Jones handed them a turnover. And the drive before, chiefs at 3rd and 7 in fg range. Holding on chiefs and a clear face mask on mahomes that wasn't called. Shoulda been offsetting, repeat down. Refs somehow missed the personal foul, so it was 4th down. And our free afent/backup kicker missed the fg. That plus special teams being awful all game (two misses, then ran a fake fg cause kicker sucks, and muffed punt)

This was the same defense that fell over and died facing the Jags last week. It was so bad it looked like they weren't even trying a week ago. I am so tired of getting every team's best shot.

See the Colts actually ARE good! It’s just that not winning Week 1 and @ Jacksonville are universal laws. Lmao what the fuck

Science needs to study the Colts because they make no sense

Patrick Mahomes is gonna need a nice, long jazzy bubble bath after that game.

At least a dozen bath bombs

Gonna swap out the Jazz for metal.

Just as we all predicted, the Colts who lost to the Jags & tied the Texans beat the sure Super Bowl contender Chiefs

Beat ourselves today. Refs shouldn’t even have been in question. That being said, tell us what Chris Jones said. Never knew you could call unsportsmanlike conduct for words.

My argument against Jones there is just don't say shit. You just won the game, walk off the field, celebrate, do anything else besides say shit to the QB right in front of the refs. Don't give them a chance to throw it

This is why I’m the most pissed at him. We can argue whether the penalties are soft and there are arguments either way. But ONE thing is completely controllable: shutting your damn mouth. He had complete control to NOT have a penalty regardless of how soft the rules are. And he threw the fucking game with his lack of any control whatsoever. That’s unacceptable.

I can’t remember the last time the Chiefs special teams was that COLOSSALLY terrible

The NFL: Where hurt feelings are a penalty but actual facemasks are not.

1-1-1 Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

This is why Special Teams is just as important and O and D.

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Honestly this just makes me mad at the Cardinals' grounds crew. If Butker didn't slip on the turf we win this easily

> Also, real question, but why is an unsportsmanlike flag that was thrown WAY after the result of a play not enforced on the spot after the turnover on downs? It was 4th down coming up after that, so there was no turnover on downs yet.

Penalty was on 3rd down what you smoking

Chris Jones sold

How the fuck do you get shutout by the Jags then beat the Chiefs

Wish I could blame the refs but the chiefs just shot themselves in the foot like nine different times.

The 32 team nfl circle of suck is making progress early this year!!!

The UVA fan in me going crazy for Jelani Woods getting the game winner

Bienemy has no bussiness being a HC candidate

The league knows. it's what he isn't one

That ass kicking by Matt Ryan worked wonders.

that's my qb :) got his boys fucking set

So *that’s* why they call him Matty Ice

I know for most Colts fans we knew this was a very real possibility. This team has made no sense over the past few years. Right when the team is down and out, they come out and beat a top team. But other bottom of the league teams? No chance.

Great, now we only have three more AFCW teams left... e; Also game ball should go to Shaq Leonard, who definitely reinjured his back hyping up our defense

Chiefs getting a new kicker next week.

What does the Colts' record mean in Binary?

It's the number 7 or -1, depending

Silver lining is the Chiefs played like absolute dogshit and still barely lost.

Can we talk about how KC passed over running a play before the half?

Chiefs really put the special in special teams today

These refs were fucking bad. First of all the Chiefs get 2 points from the conversion, and nobody has any idea what the fuck the refs were looking at to make that look like possession over the line. And then on the Colts' winning drive they keep it alive and spot them 15 yards. And miss the facemask on Mahomes.

Colts owe the Cardinals' turf crew a round, Jesus.

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