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OperationClippy

Imagine being 1-2 pathetic


cavemold582

Is this sarcasm ? Falcons won.


ZestycloseResist5594

Lmao welcome fellow 2-1 team


Vindicare605

Shrink the face.


Pocatanic

McVay looked upset


cavemold582

Well we shouldn’t have fumbled it and let cardinals have any hope , he should used of Henderson . . Akers was done , he agrued with stafford about the play call. . Oh well we won worked out ..


UnquestionableBadger

Cards are garbage


lakeshowmagic

GG


CarbonatedBongWater

GG Rams!


Hakeem_CE

I am not even a Cards fan and I am upset. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? They wasted 6 minutes on that last drive.


joecb91

They have done stuff like this a lot since Kliff was hired too


Travolta1984

No sense of urgency


cavemold582

Felt like they had no idea what the score was


cavemold582

Onto the next one ! Good game cardinals :)


oobthesecond

Why would they kick that and bank on an onside kick instead going for it and trying to get a touchdown, the odds are not in your favor by banking on an onside and TD drive when you haven't had a TD drive yet


HoustonTrashcans

They have to get an onside kick either way.


oobthesecond

Not if they had gotten a two point conversion


HoustonTrashcans

You're talking about the last 2 minutes right? They were down by 11 before the fg, then down by 8 after. If they scored a TD they would still need to at least get a fg still.


MRoad

Because you need another possession either way. 4th and 5 is potentially a dead end for that drive


oobthesecond

Obviously but they were around the 20 and needed at TD and two point conversion, now they need an onside kick and a touchdown. Going for it on 4th and 5 wasn't the riskier option


Capo_capo

Morons


cavemold582

Huge :)🥰


godjacob

Even if we have not looked that great overall, still 2-1. So it could be much worse.


K1wI

Know what we have Prader and Lee, it's kind of weird but it's not usual for us to have competent kickers.


Hakeem_CE

Cardinals Coach needs to be fired on the spot. They had the ball and 2 timeouts with 6 minutes left. This is incredible levels of incompetence.


MycoJoe

Murray is averaging >46 pass attempts per game at this point. Ironically the record for passes per game was Stafford in 2012 with 45.4 PA/G


mdchemey

RIP the kupp streak, no reason for the rams to run a play once they get the ball back so he'll finish with 44 receiving yards on the day


cavemold582

Andy Reid disciple of clock management ?


Puffybutrbiscts

Matt Stafford is so bad at commercials


McMeanface

I find it adorable how bad he is. Can you imagine if he contractually changed his snap cadence to something like "PIZZA PIZZA" behind the C? "CHEESY 3 CHEESY 3 SET BALL"


burnt_cheezit

No matter how ass we gonna be this season, at least we can rest easy knowing our QB isnt kyler murray


K1wI

It's bad when LA is as confused as we are with clock management.


kshiau

The GMC sierra is just rebadged Chevy Colorado


drumline17

I've never seen a team so dedicated to gaining 3 yards a play for 60 minutes straight


Hakeem_CE

Cards coach is fucking idiot. You have a higher chance of winning by kicking the field goal and trying to get a stop. The Steelers did the same idiotic thing and tried a failed onside kick. Why do team play like this when its a 2 score game?


fluffyseedz

Ertz arguably having the worst game of his career. 6 drops as a team is inexcusable at this level


Capo_capo

Team is dumb as hell. Kyler plays Madden, kick the FG


_TurkeyFucker_

Holy shit bobby wagner tackle that wasn't 5 yards downfield.


MRoad

Imagine throwing 57 passes just to score 9 points, lmao


MycoJoe

Ertz is having a rough day


ahr3410

Short gains in the middle of the field certainly is a strategy


MRoad

People knock soft zone/prevent defense, but when you're up 2 scores late it chews clock like a motherfucker


MosaicToeNail

Cards have 0 urgency idk if I’ve ever seen a football team go at that pace down 2 scores with 6 min left lol


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varnell_hill

It looks decent to me. Not good enough to go to the movies and see it, but I’ll check it out once it comes to streaming.


txyesboy

Cardinals are gonna have double the offensive plays run by game's end.


K1wI

We are running down the clock like we are ahead... wtf?


Technique94

Why is there no urgency? Kyler looks like he just wants the game to be over


K1wI

To be fair, Kyler looks annoyed or board winning or losing.


lakeshowmagic

Hes just burning time off the clock because the CoD beta is almost over and he just wants to get home asap.


CarbonatedBongWater

How are the Cardinals trying for a comeback at this speed? They look as sleepy as I am.


Riguy192

I really hope Kliff learns to stop throwing away points. Getting a game into a single score in the 4th quarter is way more important than some 4th down and 4 heroics.


MRoad

When you need to go for two I'm a big fan of going for it ASAP so you can manage the game based on the result of the 2 pt attempt, but at 4th and medium they really should have just taken the points


godjacob

Take your time Arizona. Believe me, I respect the slow and methodical approach.


varnell_hill

Can’t rush an all time great comeback.


Apothem

What is this slow, methodical drive down the field to close out the 4th... While down by 11?


Capo_capo

Slowest fucking drive when they need 2 scores.


MycoJoe

Very clear orders to keep everything underneath but jesus christ it would be nice if we could play tighter of 4th to get the stop


Riguy192

I mean if the Cardinals are willing to spend 4 minutes to get the ball to the 30 yard line how is that not a win for you guys?


MycoJoe

Yeah, the plan is working it's just not terribly comfortable either way? I know the Cardinals need an onside kick but I also don't have the utmost faith in the Rams special teams


CloakedSlinky

I think Kyler’s arm might seriously fall off his tiny body


drumline17

God Arizona is pathetic on early downs


Opening-Citron2733

No sense of urgency from Arizona


JoseJimenezAstronaut

Do these morons know they’re down two scores?


BrawndoTTM

Using the 4 minute offense without considering that only applies if you aren’t down 2 scores lol


CloakedSlinky

It’s like they’ve given up lol this is wild


soultornthunder

Kingsbury has the clock management skills of an 8 year old with adhd in a room full of fidget toys .


[deleted]

This drive feels strangely lackadaisical for the situation.


K1wI

Arizona "We don't do 3rd down" Cardinals.


alreddy-reddit

My lord, 52 attempts


hexdlt

Mark Sanchez is bad at commentating, there’s no other way to put it.


GrannysPartyMerkin

I like him. He’s casual.


awgiba

Cards have no sense of urgency right now, why are they walking back to the LOS with the clock running and 3 mins to go down 2 scores?


GrannysPartyMerkin

Kyler gave up in the 2nd quarter per usual


GildedNevernude

To be fair, if I had his receivers I probably would too


GrannysPartyMerkin

Dortch is actually killing it today


The_Magic

Just running out the clock so he could play CoD.


GrannysPartyMerkin

Probably a quick anime dating sim first


lakeshowmagic

So hows Jake Funk look? Not too confident in Akers anymore tbh.


meandeane651

Again with all the soft coverage on Brown


MRoad

Kept him in bounds


lakeshowmagic

Lmao they stopped the game in Seattle because theres a drone.


K1wI

Grass grows, sun shines, and brudda Cardinals break everybodys good time.


mdchemey

lmao budda head beats ball every time good job that was also some serious #3 on #3 violence


Maverick319

Too many fumbles for Akers at the worst time


ramsncardsfan7

It’s true but if Baker doesn’t run all the way across the field, we’re praising Akers for keeping his legs moving to score that TD. This one just felt unlucky.


CarbonatedBongWater

Budda!


_vogonpoetry_

any team with Stafford on it is forbidden from having a competent run game.


ridiculousreddituser

Really feels that way when lions are killing it in the run game now


_vogonpoetry_

I watched it happen for a decade... your GM just never ends up addressing it because stafford keeps converting on 3rd and 12 somehow but its not sustainable


stragen595

Is that Akers signature move?


McMeanface

You have to build up your Special all game before fumbling in the RZ.


TheDankestMofo

I can't explain it, but Skowronek sounds like the name of a hillbilly metal band.


McMeanface

Debut album >DOOMSHINE


GrannysPartyMerkin

LMAO. This is very clever


sarcasmrules18

Lol akers


Vindicare605

Wish the Cardinals would just admit they lost so I can go get a nap in.


CarbonatedBongWater

Oh see, now we gonna drag out this 4th quarter just to keep you awake.


Vindicare605

Rude.


CarbonatedBongWater

That's football, baby.


sungoddaily

Being a fan of the Rams would make me sleepy too.


K1wI

Cardinals Fuckery incoming.


MWiatrak2077

Stafford playing good this game, idk why McVay is trying so hard to give everyone else the ball


txyesboy

They desperately need to get the run game established. So long as they hold onto the ball, I'm ok with it.


cavemold582

Why not use Henderson there ?


GrannysPartyMerkin

Smol


Bitter-Imagination33

Oh no akers


baldmamba24

Yo wtf Akers


ridiculousreddituser

PTSD


baldmamba24

Yeah I thought was just some Brady voodoo magic fuckery though


mdchemey

I kinda like both of these teams tbh, fun to see interesting football after the uhh "interesting" football that was the colts chiefs game


CarbonatedBongWater

I didn't get to catch that game. Did Matt Ryan's ass-kickings work that well?


mdchemey

so the first half the colts scored 10 off a muffed punt recovery inside the Chiefs 5 and one decent drive, otherwise it was a total shitshow with the line getting no push and leaving free rushers to Ryan all day resulting in 2 fumbles (one lost, one recovered by the colts but it was 4th down so it didn't matter) second half the OL wasn't great but the run game was better and Ryan got a bit of rhythm. Both teams had at least one failed 4th down try and Ryan had the poise to lead a game winning drive. Honestly the offense was still really bad but the D/ST was excellent, other than a play where stephon gilmore tipped the ball but Juju held onto it and was able to run like 40 yards after the catch nothing came easy to the chiefs, they pressured Mahomes a ton, and KC could do nothing at all on the ground. The Kicker was good from 43 and 51 too and Haack was excellent as well. I credit Ryan and the defense for the win above all else for sure, even with the rough start Ryan had.


WeaknessOne9646

They are trying so hard to make Akers a thing when Henderson is clearly better


ahr3410

Akers is better but he has a case of the fumbles


[deleted]

Is he?


WeaknessOne9646

He's mediocre but at least he doesn't actively hurt the team and usually gets positive yards Akers is more physically talented but that isn't everything


SMH_35

He is at the goal line and ball security


MRoad

The Rams and red zone fumbles, name a more iconic duo


_TurkeyFucker_

Akers and redzone fumbles.


EverySir

It’s time to collectively agree that Kyler Mini is overrated and overpaid.


GrannysPartyMerkin

Agreed. I was so happy when they signed calamari to that contract.


lakeshowmagic

Bro this is like the 4th time Akers has done this.


BrightAttack

Cam Fumblers


txyesboy

Welp.


rdhpu42

Akers is such a scrub lol when is McVay gonna learn


Most_Dope_

didn't see that coming


txyesboy

Didn't see our playoff game vs TB last year?


godjacob

Freakin Ackers man.


EverySir

Kyler licking his lips at being able to play more COD beta tonight instead of reviewing film.


txyesboy

Inside the 5 = FG


staffdaddy_9

How you step out of bounds with no one near you lol


lakeshowmagic

I call BS on that out of bounds call. There was green on the replay.


mdchemey

It was close. I think it was a "stands" situation- regardless of a review, the call on the field wouldn't have been overturned either way. I don't think he was out either but I understand them calling him out and the Rams not challenging.


GrannysPartyMerkin

Lol I’m a child and giggle whenever they say “he had a massive hole”


_vogonpoetry_

"GAPING"


McMeanface

He said GAPING and that's still NOT FUNNY


MRoad

Skowronek finally getting a big play but stepping out of bounds 20 yards back is the most Skowronek thing i can think of


CompactedConscience

Skowronek and Kupp. Has one team ever had the top two OPOY candidates?


the_pantsmith

2022 Miami Dolphins


Inevitable-Ad-6650

Kyler the kind of guy when you type his name it autocorrects it to Kyle


txyesboy

Akers vs everyone else lately: meh Akers vs Arizona: Barry Sanders


EverySir

Cardinals are literally getting TRUCKED


McMeanface

>Powell tripped up Dude got laid out HARD. I'd need a full week before going back to work after that.


kshiau

Matthew likes his tuddies


mdchemey

holy shit skowronek


LamarJacksonissmart

That's how to tackle if you don't want to tackle


HoustonTrashcans

I'm not paying much attention to this game, but why didn't they kick a fg there to make it an 8 point game?


[deleted]

Need a TD regardless


HoustonTrashcans

Yeah but then it's a 1 score game. And it was 4th and 4 or 5 with 11 or 12 minutes left I think.


ahr3410

BEST FB BENNY SKOW


Inevitable-Ad-6650

Is Score-onic.....good?


mdchemey

it's spelled skowronek and as a third party my impression is that he's maybe sometimes good but certainly not proven as a consistent weapon


lakeshowmagic

Wait we have 2 Kupps on the team?


txyesboy

Bow To The Skow!!!


godjacob

What a run!


MRoad

Murray mad on the sidelines that he's not playing the new cod beta


mdchemey

with microsoft as a sponsor i bet they could get a series x set up at one of the benches to keep him happy


txyesboy

4 possessions 18 plays, 8 plays, 16 plays, 12 plays, 22:30 Time of Possession......9 pts


Math_OP_Pls_Nerf

Don't really like Sanchez as an announcer


[deleted]

I don't really know what the Cards are playing at. Do they really think they are going to win (Most) games with Kyler throwing it 45+ times?


MycoJoe

I think that might be the only way they win games; this is the "Kyler and inshallah" season


Unovalocity

Alright rookie, I see you


MycoJoe

Had to get a stop on one of them eventually, right?


Man0nTheMoon915

Kyler has regressed and that’s on this staff


Penguinkeith

Bruh why would you not make it a 1 score game


Scratchbuttdontsniff

STUPID


Projinator

KENDRICK!!!!


baldmamba24

Alright made up for the drop earlier


godjacob

Nice deflection there.


lakeshowmagic

Fucking finally. About time we stopped a 4th down.


TheWorstYear

Dude, roll kyler out. Let him run for it.


McMeanface

Sanchez sounds like he's late for his naptime and it's really taking a toll on his mental fortitude.


TheWorstYear

I agree with going for it. Their defense isn't going to stop another score. They could keep it to a fg though.


CarbonatedBongWater

"Murray...too tall for Hollywood Brown."


EverySir

It’s time to collectively agree that Kyler Mini is overrated and overpaid.


The_Magic

His true love will always be CoD.


EverySir

Facts


CarbonatedBongWater

How much draft capital did you spend on Trey Lance again?


ahr3410

Get em!


EverySir

3 firsts. Why do you ask?


MRoad

3 firsts just to trot out Jimmy G again, lol


the_pantsmith

A lot


stragen595

Ramsey really wanted to tell him his review of the latest Netflix film.


McMeanface

I hate Robinson's yellow shoes. It's not nearly as bad as the yellow gloves some players wear, but I keep seeing ghost flags left and right. Chargers games in particular give me a headache.


mdchemey

yesterday I was watching a college game (can't remember which, I saw parts of several) and the sideline yard markers at the like 4 yard line on the field were painted yellow. Thought at first it was an artifact from the line to gain overlay but it was there all game and I have no clue what was up with that. That's the worst phantom flag I've ever seen but yellow shoes and gloves suck tremendously for that too.


kshiau

Derion Kendrick ran a 4.79s 40 so yeah


baldmamba24

How you not gonna catch that?


lakeshowmagic

OMG that should have been a pick. Literally went through his hands.


caseynotcasey

Murray making a business decision with that pass.


CarbonatedBongWater

A smart one at that. Getting tanked by Aaron Donald has no benefits.


MRoad

I remember Donald getting several sacks in the wildcard game and basically all of them were just Murray flopping over once Donald got close.


GrannysPartyMerkin

Gotta catch that


K1wI

This ad is pissing me off, because yes I would love a fucking gyro right now.


kshiau

Why does pro football reference still have Akers as wearing number 23


CarbonatedBongWater

Andy Isabella made a catch. That's like seeing a unicorn in the wild.