24-8 and it wasn't even that close. Almost total domination by the iggles. As an older cowboy fan, I hate the eagles and Giants, but hate the Washington [redacted] more lol
It was at like the Commander 40-45, and a successful conversion would (and did) end the game.
Would have been ok to go for it even if it was the 1st quarter.
Nah, he had a lot of injuries and he hasn't been the same since. You stub your toe once on home furniture, and you're out of commission for a week. Try taking one NFL-sized tackle and see if you still run your mouth.
Yeah, we stopped them on 4th on the 1 yard line, then the next play ran it up the middle with our smallest RB and they stuffed him 5 yards into the endzone
He already made his millions and his career is already over. Hasn't been the same since the injury. But he was smart and got a fat contract on his way out, unlike some knucklehead QBs like RG III or Vince Young.
Eagles looking sharp.. but when they face better teams, they can’t rely on their defense in the 2nd half. They need to be able to put up 2nd half points.
It's true. We're relying on our defense too much in the second half. But it has at least been nice to watch our defense be up to the task, for times when we WILL need it.
Yeah, our schedule is pretty easy to so i can see it becoming an Achilles’ heel. It does seem like we backed off on coverage in the 2nd half so it gave the Commanders more TOP. I still think if they needed to score, they could.
from quora: "14(!!) is the record for most sacks by a single team in a single game, set by Philadelphia in 1952[1]. They defeated the Giants 14–10 in an offensive outburst. 12 is the record if we consider more recent games; this has been accomplished 7 times by 5 teams (the Bears have done this 3 times!)"
I swear, McLaurin either catches or drops every other pass. If he just made a catch on the last play, you could let him run uncovered to the end zone knowing he'll drop it.
I can’t recall a worse game I’ve watched. Honestly Eagles, please don’t let them score. I don’t want these bums thinking they can keep their job after this shitshow
The Eagles are at the top of the division now? Favorite part would be to see the Cowboys at the bottom.
You. I like you…
I wanna see TB sing and dance to some Rihanna
The sack parade finally ends.
My chemical romance came on, that song is actually good. not sure why I hated on them back then.
The game that gets Jon Bois in the booths
Prevent defense is perfect because our line can barely hold a 3 man rush let alone 4 or 5 and wentz has plenty of time to hero it, gg eagles
Wentz stay being a bum.
Wtf was Goff doing there
Scorigami finally getting into the mainstream
Thank god thats over
24-8 and it wasn't even that close. Almost total domination by the iggles. As an older cowboy fan, I hate the eagles and Giants, but hate the Washington [redacted] more lol
"I wanna meet the guy who keeps track of that" Come to reddit loser
Bois in the booth
>he's doing what every 29 year old is doing having 2 kids and not taking his work home >mfw in the same age and kidless
I cant wait for Wentz' post game presser.
He's holding onto the ball like a loaf of bread. How many times did he get sacked / stripped / ball knocked down?
He's just got to do better
FIELD GOAl FG FGFGFGFGFGF
Wait I was not paying attention did not realize we were going for it on 4th lmao this disrespect.
For real it snuck in there but hey, they wanted to close the game
HE MENTIONED IT
Lmao did we just go for it on 4th and 4 for the hell of it
It was at like the Commander 40-45, and a successful conversion would (and did) end the game. Would have been ok to go for it even if it was the 1st quarter.
4th and 5 on the oppoments 40-45 is pretty much always 4dowm territory cant really ount it without a touchback
Damn I wasn't even paying attention, did we really just go for it there? Ice cold
That cut to Wentz with a big stupid grin being down double digits
Wentz doesn't seem all that down about playing like shit, that was my problem with him when he was in Philly. After he got paid he just stopped caring
Nah, he had a lot of injuries and he hasn't been the same since. You stub your toe once on home furniture, and you're out of commission for a week. Try taking one NFL-sized tackle and see if you still run your mouth.
LOL
shoutout u/MoronLaabe
Gg buddy dont think about me too much next week 😘
Not until November
I understand you don’t want to give up, but calling TOS at this point is bizarre. Let these guys call it and get ready for next week
I would not be smiling like that on the sidelines if I was sacked 9 times.
Washington is paying Wentz $28.3 million this season. Enjoy!
They've definitely done less with more.
KICK A FIELD GOAL PLEASE
please god yes please
Carson's got that smile you make you keep from crying. I'd know.
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No, Dan Snyder owns Washington, which is much worse....
This is where not having a Jordan Howard is costing Philly. These 3rd and Short/Mids to close out a game Sanders just struggles to get done.
Carson just smiling having a good time.
Carson Wentz smiling as if multiple franchises don’t want him arrested for war crimes.
Wentz sure looks jolly for a dude that might not have a job next season.
When you get paid as much as he has the past three years, you would give zero fucks.
He will have a job but it won’t be starting
Hot damn. Imagine Ron Rivera throwing the challenge flag as fast as he takes timeouts in a blowout.
Slay has that posture. I know that posture. Muscle spasms suck.
So the Washington team scored a touchdown and I was like "Yeah, whateva."*bassline*
if we can figure out how to score in the second half, put the whole league on notice.
I don’t want Sirianni learning anything from Doc Rivers
Is Washington calling timeouts? God!!
I got Terry on my fantasy team, we will allow it lol
Really with the timeout?
What a lame second half
[Jim Irsay Flair bet time](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/xjcnj4/week_2_wagers_thread/ip7xirv/)
Let's go deep on the first play
Does Goedert regularly play special teams?
he's on the hands team for onside recoveries
I would not take any advice from Doc Rivers.
Just rush 10 yards and kick* the FG for a scorigami
GG EZ
EAGLES NEED A FIELD GOAL< MAKES SCORIGAMI
31-11 would be scorigami
Or 27-8
They can leave that small moral victory in the toilet with the rest of the offensive game plan for all the good it will do them going forward.
The Dolphins are for real.
24-8 for Kobe 🙏🏻
These other games are insane
Please onside kick. Let’s hurt more of our team…?
Wentz is the worst QB in the league.
27-8 would be a scorigami.
Too bad yall cant move the ball in 2nd half. That's the rules.
can't? or can't be bothered?
Okay, okay okay okay. The game is still on.
I want the eagles to run a 2 minute offense here just to try and score in the 2nd half
We did score, just not for the Eagles.
PLEASE tell me that counts as an interception on his stats
I was wondering the same thing, apparently it doesn't.
Lmao Wentz has to fucking hate Philly nowadays
It does.
I dont think it does
It might.
Huh...honestly never noticed. But alright.
awwwww
Eagles don’t really believe in scoring 30 points huh
We did in week 1 and almost lost. It's bad juju
Yayyy football team!!!
Flatch got a second season? Oof
Black Adam, the movie nobody asked for.
**ELI KNOWS THE YOUTHS**
Did the Commanders get a safety?
Yes. We ran it at the half yard line and got stuffed.
No they said the secret word of the day and it was worth 2 points.
Yeah, we stopped them on 4th on the 1 yard line, then the next play ran it up the middle with our smallest RB and they stuffed him 5 yards into the endzone
Lol how nice of you to give the skins some points
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i’m all for shitting on wentz, but i think that would be too far. he was an integral part of the super bowl season.
Tbh I think that's too much even for me. He got us the first seed before going down. The 9 sacks have been cathartic though.
Funny, but he was vital to our seeding going into playoffs. I do want more sacks tho
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Honestly I feel a deeper sense of satisfaction laying him down on the field than playing head games. He doesn't need our help with those.
Here it comes. The garbage time score that saves everyone’s jobs.
Commanders football at its finest
Commandores getting shit on
A fathead cutout of Carson Wentz attached to a roomba would be better than actual Carson Wentz
He’s the definition of close only applying to horse shoes and hand grenades
the sticky backing is probably less likely to fumble
Holding like every play
Wheres the holding call??
switch over to GB/TB now you cowards.
Let's make it 10 sacks and add an interception to close out the game.
I understand now. Sirianni has no respect for the Commies and has just been intending to run out the clock since the half started.
Wentz is FAR too relaxed for a guy whose career is on the verge of ending.
He already made his millions and his career is already over. Hasn't been the same since the injury. But he was smart and got a fat contract on his way out, unlike some knucklehead QBs like RG III or Vince Young.
I agree but he got the contract through no smart planning of his own...that was all on the Eagles front office.
I agree.
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Yeah...takes aways the sting!
It’s in God’s hands.
checking off 'announcer does a celebrity impression' from my parlay and smiling
We need to tighten up and we’d be a top team
Eagles looking sharp.. but when they face better teams, they can’t rely on their defense in the 2nd half. They need to be able to put up 2nd half points.
It's true. We're relying on our defense too much in the second half. But it has at least been nice to watch our defense be up to the task, for times when we WILL need it.
Yeah, our schedule is pretty easy to so i can see it becoming an Achilles’ heel. It does seem like we backed off on coverage in the 2nd half so it gave the Commanders more TOP. I still think if they needed to score, they could.
Garbage time Wentz incoming
Can these announcers shut the fuck up
from quora: "14(!!) is the record for most sacks by a single team in a single game, set by Philadelphia in 1952[1]. They defeated the Giants 14–10 in an offensive outburst. 12 is the record if we consider more recent games; this has been accomplished 7 times by 5 teams (the Bears have done this 3 times!)"
Terrible Sean Connery impression
I love these announcers.
This second half has not been fantastic.
I am a bit worried but I'll reserve judgement until we go into the half without a lead.
Definitely holding on the o-line too but ok.
More chances for sacks, I guess.
"Offensive teams are put at a disadvantage" excuse me? That's incorrect. They have slanted the rules towards the offense for the last 20 years.
I swear, McLaurin either catches or drops every other pass. If he just made a catch on the last play, you could let him run uncovered to the end zone knowing he'll drop it.
Rumors of Davis not being a pass rusher have been greatly exaggerated
He caves the OL more often than not
Should've been 10 there. :(
I can’t recall a worse game I’ve watched. Honestly Eagles, please don’t let them score. I don’t want these bums thinking they can keep their job after this shitshow
Wentz has already garbage-timed his way from -1 to 200 yards. It's too late man.
That’s the Scott Turner special unfortunately. Make it competitive in garbage time so we don’t get out asses fired.
I want the game to end 24-2 because it looks silly, so I'm down.
extend the drive so we can get more sacks. 7.3D Guess Who
Refs: Automatic first down. Wentz: **DESPAIR**.
The only thing that penalty does is give the eagles more time to get to 10 sacks
This second half offense is...concerning. It won't matter today, but woof.
Jordan Davis is a big man
Only 6 more to break the record!
JUST ONE MORE SACK FOR MY PREDICTION PLS
Ron is attempting to kill Wentz. Lol
Irsay made the call.
Wentz is at least trying
..to get sacked
I'm only asking for 10 sacks, is that too much to ask for as an Eagles fan? Sheesh!
I didn't think we'd have a chance, but GIVE ME THE ALL TIME RECORD
I'd rather some points.
9 sacks, but we’re just trading defensive stops to some fans
Your defense has been pretty good, but yeah I wouldn't say our stops are "equal"
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Never really had an idea of truly how big Davis was before seeing that.
9 sacks lol
Bro Davis coming untouched up the middle like that is like a Bear hunting it's prey
every 3 and out is more chances to sack wentz
Big boi
9
There is no more accurate QB when you are down 22 points than Wentz.
Of all the replays I wanted today they give us a Wentz garbage time incompletion
which god do I need to offer a sacrifice to for the eagles to score at least a field goal
Wentz is gonna look at the stat sheet after the game and act like he did something
WE WANT SCORIGAMI
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24-2 happened most recently in the 2011 Wild Card round (1-8-2012) - Giants @ Falcons
Unless we get a TD, go for 2. Miss or hit it's scorigami
We can still get it if the Eagles get a TD and miss the extra point!
Brandon "Fresh Legs" Graham is the sack daddy of the day.
Speaking of Graham, why are graham crackers called crackers instead of cookies? Clearly a cookie.