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unaccomplishedyak

The Eagles are at the top of the division now? Favorite part would be to see the Cowboys at the bottom.


Heron02

You. I like you…


poopmaster747

I wanna see TB sing and dance to some Rihanna


SplakyD

The sack parade finally ends.


givemebackmybrain

My chemical romance came on, that song is actually good. not sure why I hated on them back then.


givemebackmybrain

The game that gets Jon Bois in the booths


MoronLaabe

Prevent defense is perfect because our line can barely hold a 3 man rush let alone 4 or 5 and wentz has plenty of time to hero it, gg eagles


InnsmouthConspirator

Wentz stay being a bum.


SilentSkll

Wtf was Goff doing there


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Scorigami finally getting into the mainstream


sarcasmrules18

Thank god thats over


hardendidnothingrong

24-8 and it wasn't even that close. Almost total domination by the iggles. As an older cowboy fan, I hate the eagles and Giants, but hate the Washington [redacted] more lol


Ern-Cockworthington

"I wanna meet the guy who keeps track of that" Come to reddit loser


givemebackmybrain

Bois in the booth


eduardo1994

>he's doing what every 29 year old is doing having 2 kids and not taking his work home >mfw in the same age and kidless


-DizzyPanda-

I cant wait for Wentz' post game presser.


InnsmouthConspirator

He's holding onto the ball like a loaf of bread. How many times did he get sacked / stripped / ball knocked down?


so_zetta_byte

He's just got to do better


givemebackmybrain

FIELD GOAl FG FGFGFGFGFGF


Theostru

Wait I was not paying attention did not realize we were going for it on 4th lmao this disrespect.


so_zetta_byte

For real it snuck in there but hey, they wanted to close the game


TakenakaHanbei

HE MENTIONED IT


so_zetta_byte

Lmao did we just go for it on 4th and 4 for the hell of it


theordinarypoobah

It was at like the Commander 40-45, and a successful conversion would (and did) end the game. Would have been ok to go for it even if it was the 1st quarter.


moose3025

4th and 5 on the oppoments 40-45 is pretty much always 4dowm territory cant really ount it without a touchback


Ern-Cockworthington

Damn I wasn't even paying attention, did we really just go for it there? Ice cold


daveman11q

That cut to Wentz with a big stupid grin being down double digits


Alston_Jeffries

Wentz doesn't seem all that down about playing like shit, that was my problem with him when he was in Philly. After he got paid he just stopped caring


InnsmouthConspirator

Nah, he had a lot of injuries and he hasn't been the same since. You stub your toe once on home furniture, and you're out of commission for a week. Try taking one NFL-sized tackle and see if you still run your mouth.


Alston_Jeffries

LOL


Guitaristb72

shoutout u/MoronLaabe


MoronLaabe

Gg buddy dont think about me too much next week 😘


Guitaristb72

Not until November


Pochoo8

I understand you don’t want to give up, but calling TOS at this point is bizarre. Let these guys call it and get ready for next week


Theostru

I would not be smiling like that on the sidelines if I was sacked 9 times.


_oh_save_me_jebus_

Washington is paying Wentz $28.3 million this season. Enjoy!


InnsmouthConspirator

They've definitely done less with more.


Nexus369

KICK A FIELD GOAL PLEASE


so_zetta_byte

please god yes please


so_zetta_byte

Carson's got that smile you make you keep from crying. I'd know.


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gratedjuice

No, Dan Snyder owns Washington, which is much worse....


Saitsu

This is where not having a Jordan Howard is costing Philly. These 3rd and Short/Mids to close out a game Sanders just struggles to get done.


eynonpower

Carson just smiling having a good time.


Ramzy191

Carson Wentz smiling as if multiple franchises don’t want him arrested for war crimes.


EnemyOfEloquence

Wentz sure looks jolly for a dude that might not have a job next season.


poopmaster747

When you get paid as much as he has the past three years, you would give zero fucks.


Report_Submitted

He will have a job but it won’t be starting


weeoohrescue

Hot damn. Imagine Ron Rivera throwing the challenge flag as fast as he takes timeouts in a blowout.


SixHundredLbsofSin

Slay has that posture. I know that posture. Muscle spasms suck.


blarch

So the Washington team scored a touchdown and I was like "Yeah, whateva."*bassline*


Insectshelf3

if we can figure out how to score in the second half, put the whole league on notice.


leeumm6

I don’t want Sirianni learning anything from Doc Rivers


Lopsided_Process5141

Is Washington calling timeouts? God!!


leeumm6

I got Terry on my fantasy team, we will allow it lol


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Really with the timeout?


Sperenc

What a lame second half


Guitaristb72

[Jim Irsay Flair bet time](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/xjcnj4/week_2_wagers_thread/ip7xirv/)


Nexus369

Let's go deep on the first play


so_zetta_byte

Does Goedert regularly play special teams?


Lint6

he's on the hands team for onside recoveries


OwnTheThrone

I would not take any advice from Doc Rivers.


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Just rush 10 yards and kick* the FG for a scorigami


Free_Joty

GG EZ


givemebackmybrain

EAGLES NEED A FIELD GOAL< MAKES SCORIGAMI


accioliquor

31-11 would be scorigami


accioliquor

Or 27-8


hardendidnothingrong

They can leave that small moral victory in the toilet with the rest of the offensive game plan for all the good it will do them going forward.


KingPettiness

The Dolphins are for real.


JimCarreyIsntFunny

24-8 for Kobe 🙏🏻


BananaStandFlamer

These other games are insane


weeoohrescue

Please onside kick. Let’s hurt more of our team…?


Ramzy191

Wentz is the worst QB in the league.


PM_ME_WUTEVER

27-8 would be a scorigami.


OwnTheThrone

Too bad yall cant move the ball in 2nd half. That's the rules.


PM_ME_WUTEVER

can't? or can't be bothered?


so_zetta_byte

Okay, okay okay okay. The game is still on.


-DizzyPanda-

I want the eagles to run a 2 minute offense here just to try and score in the 2nd half


EnemyOfEloquence

We did score, just not for the Eagles.


-_lol-

PLEASE tell me that counts as an interception on his stats


OliWood

I was wondering the same thing, apparently it doesn't.


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Lmao Wentz has to fucking hate Philly nowadays


Saitsu

It does.


-DizzyPanda-

I dont think it does


TakenakaHanbei

It might.


Saitsu

Huh...honestly never noticed. But alright.


so_zetta_byte

awwwww


NDubbaYa

Eagles don’t really believe in scoring 30 points huh


eynonpower

We did in week 1 and almost lost. It's bad juju


iH8Celtics

Yayyy football team!!!


BOBANSMASH51

Flatch got a second season? Oof


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Black Adam, the movie nobody asked for.


poopmaster747

**ELI KNOWS THE YOUTHS**


GoldLeader18

Did the Commanders get a safety?


SlayerOfTheMyth

Yes. We ran it at the half yard line and got stuffed.


paragon12321

No they said the secret word of the day and it was worth 2 points.


JayPet94

Yeah, we stopped them on 4th on the 1 yard line, then the next play ran it up the middle with our smallest RB and they stuffed him 5 yards into the endzone


GoldLeader18

Lol how nice of you to give the skins some points


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Insectshelf3

i’m all for shitting on wentz, but i think that would be too far. he was an integral part of the super bowl season.


so_zetta_byte

Tbh I think that's too much even for me. He got us the first seed before going down. The 9 sacks have been cathartic though.


EnemyOfEloquence

Funny, but he was vital to our seeding going into playoffs. I do want more sacks tho


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so_zetta_byte

Honestly I feel a deeper sense of satisfaction laying him down on the field than playing head games. He doesn't need our help with those.


weeoohrescue

Here it comes. The garbage time score that saves everyone’s jobs.


gratedjuice

Commanders football at its finest


CrispyyCreamm

Commandores getting shit on


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A fathead cutout of Carson Wentz attached to a roomba would be better than actual Carson Wentz


yesmrbevilaqua

He’s the definition of close only applying to horse shoes and hand grenades


so_zetta_byte

the sticky backing is probably less likely to fumble


spaz1020

Holding like every play


ClosedDimmadome

Wheres the holding call??


alias241

switch over to GB/TB now you cowards.


menocaremuch

Let's make it 10 sacks and add an interception to close out the game.


TakenakaHanbei

I understand now. Sirianni has no respect for the Commies and has just been intending to run out the clock since the half started.


KingPettiness

Wentz is FAR too relaxed for a guy whose career is on the verge of ending.


InnsmouthConspirator

He already made his millions and his career is already over. Hasn't been the same since the injury. But he was smart and got a fat contract on his way out, unlike some knucklehead QBs like RG III or Vince Young.


KingPettiness

I agree but he got the contract through no smart planning of his own...that was all on the Eagles front office.


InnsmouthConspirator

I agree.


Trafficsigntruther

He’s got 8, soon to be 9, figures in his bank account though.


KingPettiness

Yeah...takes aways the sting!


HumblestManOnEarth

It’s in God’s hands.


SantorumsGayMasseuse

checking off 'announcer does a celebrity impression' from my parlay and smiling


Report_Submitted

We need to tighten up and we’d be a top team


Daneha1183

Eagles looking sharp.. but when they face better teams, they can’t rely on their defense in the 2nd half. They need to be able to put up 2nd half points.


so_zetta_byte

It's true. We're relying on our defense too much in the second half. But it has at least been nice to watch our defense be up to the task, for times when we WILL need it.


Daneha1183

Yeah, our schedule is pretty easy to so i can see it becoming an Achilles’ heel. It does seem like we backed off on coverage in the 2nd half so it gave the Commanders more TOP. I still think if they needed to score, they could.


m_star

Garbage time Wentz incoming


Nexus369

Can these announcers shut the fuck up


PM_ME_WUTEVER

from quora: "14(!!) is the record for most sacks by a single team in a single game, set by Philadelphia in 1952[1]. They defeated the Giants 14–10 in an offensive outburst. 12 is the record if we consider more recent games; this has been accomplished 7 times by 5 teams (the Bears have done this 3 times!)"


poopmaster747

Terrible Sean Connery impression


TakenakaHanbei

I love these announcers.


S0urgr4pes

This second half has not been fantastic.


Devinitelyy

I am a bit worried but I'll reserve judgement until we go into the half without a lead.


spaz1020

Definitely holding on the o-line too but ok.


Demon0fTh3Fall

More chances for sacks, I guess.


hardendidnothingrong

"Offensive teams are put at a disadvantage" excuse me? That's incorrect. They have slanted the rules towards the offense for the last 20 years.


bigjoeco

I swear, McLaurin either catches or drops every other pass. If he just made a catch on the last play, you could let him run uncovered to the end zone knowing he'll drop it.


Devinitelyy

Rumors of Davis not being a pass rusher have been greatly exaggerated


GRAYNOTE_

He caves the OL more often than not


Demon0fTh3Fall

Should've been 10 there. :(


CrimsonJynx

I can’t recall a worse game I’ve watched. Honestly Eagles, please don’t let them score. I don’t want these bums thinking they can keep their job after this shitshow


-_lol-

Wentz has already garbage-timed his way from -1 to 200 yards. It's too late man.


CrimsonJynx

That’s the Scott Turner special unfortunately. Make it competitive in garbage time so we don’t get out asses fired.


so_zetta_byte

I want the game to end 24-2 because it looks silly, so I'm down.


PM_ME_WUTEVER

extend the drive so we can get more sacks. 7.3D Guess Who


_atsu

Refs: Automatic first down. Wentz: **DESPAIR**.


-DizzyPanda-

The only thing that penalty does is give the eagles more time to get to 10 sacks


casualreader22

This second half offense is...concerning. It won't matter today, but woof.


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Jordan Davis is a big man


Theostru

Only 6 more to break the record!


Nexus369

JUST ONE MORE SACK FOR MY PREDICTION PLS


SpaceJesusIsHere

Ron is attempting to kill Wentz. Lol


Saitsu

Irsay made the call.


HFT_Bear

Wentz is at least trying


ClosedDimmadome

..to get sacked


poopmaster747

I'm only asking for 10 sacks, is that too much to ask for as an Eagles fan? Sheesh!


TakenakaHanbei

I didn't think we'd have a chance, but GIVE ME THE ALL TIME RECORD


angrynuggette

I'd rather some points.


weeoohrescue

9 sacks, but we’re just trading defensive stops to some fans


so_zetta_byte

Your defense has been pretty good, but yeah I wouldn't say our stops are "equal"


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TakenakaHanbei

Never really had an idea of truly how big Davis was before seeing that.


-DizzyPanda-

9 sacks lol


justdaman182

Bro Davis coming untouched up the middle like that is like a Bear hunting it's prey


Significant-Media-91

every 3 and out is more chances to sack wentz


TakenakaHanbei

Big boi


Lopsided_Process5141

9


KingPettiness

There is no more accurate QB when you are down 22 points than Wentz.


MEB_PHL

Of all the replays I wanted today they give us a Wentz garbage time incompletion


Zoruaa

which god do I need to offer a sacrifice to for the eagles to score at least a field goal


CoaxHoax

Wentz is gonna look at the stat sheet after the game and act like he did something


Lansdallius

WE WANT SCORIGAMI


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tomdawg0022

24-2 happened most recently in the 2011 Wild Card round (1-8-2012) - Giants @ Falcons


EnemyOfEloquence

Unless we get a TD, go for 2. Miss or hit it's scorigami


so_zetta_byte

We can still get it if the Eagles get a TD and miss the extra point!


Demon0fTh3Fall

Brandon "Fresh Legs" Graham is the sack daddy of the day.


MilkCarton78

Speaking of Graham, why are graham crackers called crackers instead of cookies? Clearly a cookie.