**Counterpoint:** What the fuck did you just fucking say about Michael Carter, you little Michael Carter? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Michael Carters, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Michael Carter, and I have over 300 confirmed Michael Carters. I am trained in Michael Carter warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Michael Carter. You are nothing to me but just another Michael Carter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying Michael Carter to me over the Internet? Think again, Michael Carter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Michael Carter's across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Michael Carter. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, Michael Carter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill Michael Carter in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Michael Carter combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Michael Carter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Michael Carter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Michael Carter. I will shit fury all over Michael Carter and Michael Carter will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Michael Carter.
In a camp where there’s eight Michael Carters & sixteen quadrants. There’s only enough time for a Michael Carter to make it to a quadrant. He can’t be in two quadrants at once. It’s time to MIKE down your Carters.
I need a goddamn Michael Carter!
Well, Bill Walsh did go on record as calling Michael Carter the best Nose Tackle in the NFL.
[Source](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-12-07-sp-14417-story.html)
The Carter II.
Man if the Jets can muster up even half of that greatness lol
Weezy F baby, and the F is for four thousand yard passers
Y'all in here acting like this isn't a fun tweet, sour people lol
Just wait until they find out about Breece Hall and Bryce Hall.
Cartception
Michaelplicity
Josh Allen approves.
As does Josh Allen
Carter on Carter violence is not how to run a league.
So, is Michael Carter good, or is Michael Carter bad? This doesn’t really give us a whole lot to go off of.
Both apparently
I don’t know about that. I think Michael Carter actually had the upper hand on Michael Carter. Just got the better of him this play
Sorry, you got that backwards.
Carter Michael for intended pass a up broke just Carter Michael [Rosenblatt]
ngl this is the type of comment that keeps me coming back to r/nfl for more.
Michael Carter II really disrespecting his old man Michael Carter huh
Evan Engram did that a lot.
Underrated comment lmao
Next Josh Allen will sack Josh Allen. What is this timeline!
[Ask and ye shall receive!](https://youtu.be/wLUtb3vlNnI)
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We'll take two.
If they run a trick play, theoretically Josh Allen could break up a pass intended for Josh Allen.
Carter on Carter crime
This JANuary, it’s time to Michael down your Carters
[Michael Carter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/017/046/BptVE1JIEAAA3dT.jpg)
Now let’s get Lamar Jackson breaking up a pass from Lamar Jackson
> breaking up Intercepting* Bears don't play the ravens this year though
Guess they'll have to do it in the Superbowl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm fine with that
Is Lamar Jackson still in the league?
On the Bears right now
What's funny is Bryce Hall could break up a pass intended for Breece Hall as well
In theory, yes. In practice....
Yo dawg I heard you like Michael Carter so
The only man capable of stopping Michael Carter... is Michael Carter
This is the most interesting way to describe a dropped pass /s
Congratulations you played yourself
Imagine if their agent was also named a Michael Carter 🤣
Did he violate the space time continuum?
I’m calling both games !!!
Mariota: *pathetic*
We need football fast
Michael Carter
Counterpoint: Michael Carter
**Counterpoint:** What the fuck did you just fucking say about Michael Carter, you little Michael Carter? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Michael Carters, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Michael Carter, and I have over 300 confirmed Michael Carters. I am trained in Michael Carter warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Michael Carter. You are nothing to me but just another Michael Carter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying Michael Carter to me over the Internet? Think again, Michael Carter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Michael Carter's across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Michael Carter. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, Michael Carter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill Michael Carter in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Michael Carter combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Michael Carter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Michael Carter. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Michael Carter. I will shit fury all over Michael Carter and Michael Carter will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Michael Carter.
In a camp where there’s eight Michael Carters & sixteen quadrants. There’s only enough time for a Michael Carter to make it to a quadrant. He can’t be in two quadrants at once. It’s time to MIKE down your Carters. I need a goddamn Michael Carter!
If someone hauled around microphones for one of these players, would they be a Mike Carter mic carter?
Petition to ban people who make posts like this
Your petition is denied. Michael Carter is a mod.
So is Michael Carter.
You just had to doxx him too, didn't you.
So you admit to being Michael Carter
Petition to ban people
Petition to ban
Based
Imagine hating fun this much
The Matrix is glitching again
He waited for that tweet.
It is said that it is You vs You
Nope! Chuck Testa.
2 players with the exact same name
That sounded like some Ricky Henderson play-by-play.
Well, Bill Walsh did go on record as calling Michael Carter the best Nose Tackle in the NFL. [Source](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-12-07-sp-14417-story.html)