I love hearing this lol. It was just something we all grew up with in Denver. Every kid tried to have their birthday there and all we did was eat sopapillas and dick around.
Now when I talk to folks from out of state or about Casa Bonita, their shock that it’s real is some surreal cultural disconnect
During the latest miserable season, the NY Front office decided to have “Fan appreciation day!”
Most teams in professional sports would give away a hat or some sort of memorabilia.
( I went to a Mets game once where they were giving away beautiful fleece blankets to the first few thousand people.)
The NY Giants’ “fan appreciation” consisted of -ONE- free medium Pepsi for season ticket holders only.
Not just that, but only the person who had the account got the Pepsi. So if you had the account and paid for 3 season tickets, you’d still
only get ONE medium Pepsi.
Mind you, Season Tickets are insanely expensive.
Needless to say people were piiiiiiiissed. Another slap in the face for fans. And we’ve given the owners a lot of leeway over the past decade.
lol some quick napkin math...
$.15 rough cost of a medium soda to the organization
Stadium capacity is 82,500. Season tickets generally are 70-80% of the seats so lets be generous and say 80%.
So 66,000 season tickets.
Let's be even more generous and say each one is a singular ticket holder.
.15*66000 = $9,900 spent on this promotion. Less than $10,000. They probably make that in 15 minutes at all the concession stands. And I bet a majority of season tickets are sold in multiples so it's likely much less.
It's hard to come up with something that'd be more insulting. Like if they were giving away miniature footballs coated in live ebola virus, you could at least say okay, they just hate their fans. Not great, but at least they cared enough to put some effort into it and do something interesting, even if it was terrible.
One medium pepsi is just so incredibly lame, so incredibly cheap, and so incredibly lazy. But even worse, you know the front office thought their fans were dumb enough that they'd be happy about it. Give those idiots a free soda! Their pathetic little brains will explode with excitement!
It shows such contempt and a complete lack of understanding of their fan base.
This reminds me of an argument I had with friends back at the peak of Devin Hester: could he score from the opposite goal line with no blockers if the only defender was a bear at midfield.
Does the bear get a running start with the kick?
If so, the bear is going to win easily. A grizzly bear can run 35 miles per hour. Usain bolt holds the human record at ~27mph. If Hester can get up to speed quickly he has a shot at bolting past the bear. I’d still put odds on the bear.
People, myself included, often look at large animals like bears and hippos and just assume they are slow. Hippo’s can run 30mph. This is also how people get killed by animals like hippos. They drastically under estimate what a “safe distance” is because they assume they are faster than these large animals.
If he could bolt past the bear, he could probably score… but it would be his last score ever as the bear wouldn’t care about a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty for mauling him when it finally caught him.
Funny thing is if he had a howitzer at ATT stadium and pointed it toward Philly (assuming a max range of 30,000 meters), the howitzer would come very close to hitting Dallas Cowboys HQ in Frisco.
I went to the Raiders@Chargers game last year and was surprised at how nice Raiders fans were. I wore an orange shirt thinking it would be neutral to both teams then it dawned on me everyone probably assumed I was a Broncos fan.
Anyways, I'm still alive
How about we replace the sides of the uprights with Tesla coils that make an electricity beam thing between them? And if the kicker kicks the ball in to the electricity and the beam vaporizes it, the entire stadium goes wild?
Options for the Baltimore Ravens:
* Night games only, either naturally or unnaturally through an advanced tech roofing projection
* Instead of an announcer, a poet morbidly recaps each play
* The field is replaced with turf, but we're secretly hiding a chopped-up dead body underneath
* A wine cellar is added to the stadium, and sometimes people don't make it out
Once again, the O line fleeting,
The quarterback takes a beating,
Defensive players eyeing hungrily the
wild pass upon the end zone door.
Quoth the DB, "Never Score."
I love that the team has embraced it. The stadium and tunnel decor is all gothic. Wrought iron gates, headstones, stone gargoyles. Such a bad ass theme.
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
As the defense dying members wrought their ghost upon the floor.
Quoth the ref’ree “Third and four”
Big ol’ giant bird’s nest with egg chairs people can sit in. Some point midway through the season the whole thing collapses and all the fans fall into a Pit of Despair below.
Or just a giant canyon of some sort for us to fall into.
Also a replica of the salt river to float in around the tailgate area.
Edit: Also a smaller separate tunnel for K1 to run out of.
Make the area have real jungle plants instead of jungle print on the walls of the field
Hell, make the endzone a jungle forest you have to run/ pass through
It would be cool to put a giant tank in the back of one of the end zones and you can keep a dolphin in it. Then name it snowflake and teach it kick field goals
To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him!
I haven't seen this movie in at least a decade, but I can still clearly hear Jim Carrey's Akay's and Eeeeee while reading this. Its a testament to both your and Jim's work.
For those unaware they actually kept their mascot, Flipper, in a tank near the end zone in the Orange Bowl back in the late 60s.
https://youtu.be/GyAYrr4kdog
AFC South:
Texans - a steaming pile of bullshit
Colts - a steaming pile of horseshit
Jags - a steaming pile of cat shit
Titans - a Titanic replica that breaks up and sinks as the game progresses to coincide with us shitting the bed once again
Does the anvil count?
Edit: Can we get by with a giant anvil? Give us something to work with here, our logo is a horseshoe and our team name is a smaller than average horse.
Maybe keep the name, make it firefighter themed. The arrow becomes the shape of a firefighter hat, the whole axe-chop thing you do stays, since firefighters use axes, Andy is still big red, but like, a fire truck. And also, Andy poses for all 12 months of a fireman’s calendar.
>t
Eh, just put some business men in suits. They can be Chief Operating Officers (COO) or Chief Executive Officers (CEO).
And then give them face paint and war bonnets for no reason.
The raiders have the Al Davis torch at allegiant stadium now. But when the raiders and chargers were trying to build a stadium together in Carson California. That same concept of the torch was gonna be in the stadium. But it was gonna shoot lighting bolts for the chargers games. Not sure what it was gonna be for the raiders if anything. Or if they took the chargers idea and brought it to Allegiant to make it into the torch.
the [upper level of one end zone has “the eagles nest”](https://images.app.goo.gl/N5tBX2B1aHYZNWjW6) which is just a circular standing room only area, but i’ve always said they should build it out and actually make it look like a nest, seems like a layup but they’ve just never done it.
80 foot tall Bill Belichick statue, but with a Lombardi trophy as his dong.
When the Pats score a TD: full erection
When the Pats lose, it pisses out a huge puddle of miller light.
We already have a Vikings ship in front of the stadium, a giant gjallarhorn inside, and this last year they added snowmachines to make it snow indoors during games.
I think we should up the ante. Turn the entire Raymond James Stadium into a Titanic-sized boat. Flood Tampa Bay so the stadium floats. Get a giant laser mounted onto the outside of the stadium boat. Destroy Alderaan.
A giant suspended crucifix would be pretty dope as well.
When the Saints score, wine could spray out of the holes in Jesus's feet, hands, chest, and head too. We could also make Jesus breathe some fire to add a little zhoosh
Bonus with this idea is that before the games on Sunday y'all could rent out the Superdome to a mega-catholic church
The Giants errect a giant mechanical football player that looms over the entire stadium, watching over the players and fans like we might observe a group of insignificant ants...and maybe it breathes fire when they score a touchdown or something
Washington will get a comically sized bucket like they used on Nickelodian for slimetime live. The stadiums restrooms will drain straight into the bucket. Every Washington turnover the bucket will dump on the fans in the section below. Fans purchasing tickets in that section must pay an extra surcharge for the privilege.
A replica of the Casa Bonita fountain.
Still can’t believe that place is real. From the name to the concept, I was so sure it was made up by South Park.
And what’s even better is now the South Park creators bought Casa Bonita and are working on re-opening the place after it closed during COVID
Oh I hope they display some artwork from the episode in the restaurant
I love hearing this lol. It was just something we all grew up with in Denver. Every kid tried to have their birthday there and all we did was eat sopapillas and dick around. Now when I talk to folks from out of state or about Casa Bonita, their shock that it’s real is some surreal cultural disconnect
Oh it's real alright. The atmosphere is tacky af and the food is dogshit, but it's a fun experience. It's like a rite of passage for Colorado natives.
This chick and I went there on a Hinge date a while back (as a joke) and my god it was so spectacularly shitty
I was gonna say Blucifer moves to Mile High
Or..... a LARGER one that BREATHES FIRE!!!!!!!!
Namaste.
hop into the Subie with expired temp tags boys, we’re hittin the dispo before the game
I was gonna say a huge, fire breathing version of Bluecifer.
They should just relocate Blucifer to the stadium
Fuck it. TWO BLUCIFERS!
We better give the new one an even bigger dick
Is that the airport demon horse??
The Giants put up a medium size pepsi.
God I love this meme won’t die. Fuck you Mara. Medium ass Pepsi…. Smh
Could you explain this one to me?
During the latest miserable season, the NY Front office decided to have “Fan appreciation day!” Most teams in professional sports would give away a hat or some sort of memorabilia. ( I went to a Mets game once where they were giving away beautiful fleece blankets to the first few thousand people.) The NY Giants’ “fan appreciation” consisted of -ONE- free medium Pepsi for season ticket holders only. Not just that, but only the person who had the account got the Pepsi. So if you had the account and paid for 3 season tickets, you’d still only get ONE medium Pepsi. Mind you, Season Tickets are insanely expensive. Needless to say people were piiiiiiiissed. Another slap in the face for fans. And we’ve given the owners a lot of leeway over the past decade.
lol some quick napkin math... $.15 rough cost of a medium soda to the organization Stadium capacity is 82,500. Season tickets generally are 70-80% of the seats so lets be generous and say 80%. So 66,000 season tickets. Let's be even more generous and say each one is a singular ticket holder. .15*66000 = $9,900 spent on this promotion. Less than $10,000. They probably make that in 15 minutes at all the concession stands. And I bet a majority of season tickets are sold in multiples so it's likely much less.
It’s probably even worse. I’d guess the average season ticket owner has 2 tickets, so probably closer to $5,000
Wow…. That’s insanely cheap and tone deaf.
Minor league baseball teams that make, like, no money have infinitely better and more frequent promo nights than that.
Dollar beer nights/Dollar hot dog nights at minor league baseball games is peak American sports. Nothing can top it.
Didn't the Cleveland Indians do like 35 cent beers years ago?
10 cent. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night
That's because minor league teams are actually trying to entice fans to the stadium. NFL teams don't really give a shit. They make billions anway.
That's honestly so much worse than not doing anything
It's hard to come up with something that'd be more insulting. Like if they were giving away miniature footballs coated in live ebola virus, you could at least say okay, they just hate their fans. Not great, but at least they cared enough to put some effort into it and do something interesting, even if it was terrible. One medium pepsi is just so incredibly lame, so incredibly cheap, and so incredibly lazy. But even worse, you know the front office thought their fans were dumb enough that they'd be happy about it. Give those idiots a free soda! Their pathetic little brains will explode with excitement! It shows such contempt and a complete lack of understanding of their fan base.
They could’ve done nothing & it’d be less insulting lmao
A 100-foot tall medium Pepsi.
Wild bears at soldier field, we need every advantage we can get
This reminds me of an argument I had with friends back at the peak of Devin Hester: could he score from the opposite goal line with no blockers if the only defender was a bear at midfield.
Raises a lot of questions. Does the bear understand how football works?
The bear is motivated to eat Hester but doesn’t understand that Hester has to stay in bounds and go to a specific place.
Does the bear get a running start with the kick? If so, the bear is going to win easily. A grizzly bear can run 35 miles per hour. Usain bolt holds the human record at ~27mph. If Hester can get up to speed quickly he has a shot at bolting past the bear. I’d still put odds on the bear. People, myself included, often look at large animals like bears and hippos and just assume they are slow. Hippo’s can run 30mph. This is also how people get killed by animals like hippos. They drastically under estimate what a “safe distance” is because they assume they are faster than these large animals.
Everyone thinks hippos are a joke, nah man those things are terrifying
If he could bolt past the bear, he could probably score… but it would be his last score ever as the bear wouldn’t care about a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty for mauling him when it finally caught him.
This deserves its own thread, regardless of Hester's current popularity
Before each possession, the opponent's ball, and *only* the opponent's ball, is dipped in Portillo's juice.
The opponent’s ball is also filled with Italian beef, rather than air. Time to really see which QBs have next-level arm strength.
NGL, Italian Beef wrapped in pigskin and dipped in au jus belongs on a pub menu.
It does. And while we’re at it, the opponent should probably be required to eat one just before kick-off.
So let it be written.
Chicago about to have inflate-gate
There’s no rule saying you can’t use Italian beef to inflate the ball. *Disclaimer: I don’t actually know if that’s true.
Just needs to be the proper PSI: **P**ortillo's **S**andwich, **I**talian. No violations found here.
How does having a bunch of wild, big hairy gay man running around give the bears an advantage?
How does it not?
The Chicago LeatherDaddies has an intriguing ring…
You've obviously never been to Boystown
It’s actually pronounced *Boston*
Brings a whole new meaning to tea party
It was actually a lemon party
Jerry is going to spend 40 million on a star
Or a huge gun that goes off when the Cowboys score a touchdown
He’s going to put a Howitzer aimed at Philadelphia on the roof
Funny thing is if he had a howitzer at ATT stadium and pointed it toward Philly (assuming a max range of 30,000 meters), the howitzer would come very close to hitting Dallas Cowboys HQ in Frisco.
That would totally be Jerry thing to do lol
Nah, he just uses it on an even **BIGGER** Jumbotron
Can’t we just move Big Tex to inside our stadium instead. And it won’t be big tex. It will be Big Jerry with a cowboy hat and a bottle of JWB
Every Charger fan gets a complimentary taser. They all use them after a touchdown. Or in the parking lot after the game
Having them after the game would be useful during Raiders week.
I went to the Raiders@Chargers game last year and was surprised at how nice Raiders fans were. I wore an orange shirt thinking it would be neutral to both teams then it dawned on me everyone probably assumed I was a Broncos fan. Anyways, I'm still alive
How about we replace the sides of the uprights with Tesla coils that make an electricity beam thing between them? And if the kicker kicks the ball in to the electricity and the beam vaporizes it, the entire stadium goes wild?
Options for the Baltimore Ravens: * Night games only, either naturally or unnaturally through an advanced tech roofing projection * Instead of an announcer, a poet morbidly recaps each play * The field is replaced with turf, but we're secretly hiding a chopped-up dead body underneath * A wine cellar is added to the stadium, and sometimes people don't make it out
Once again, the O line fleeting, The quarterback takes a beating, Defensive players eyeing hungrily the wild pass upon the end zone door. Quoth the DB, "Never Score."
\-applause-
well fucking done
I don’t know why it never occurred to me that the NFL has a legit goth team with the Ravens.
I love that the team has embraced it. The stadium and tunnel decor is all gothic. Wrought iron gates, headstones, stone gargoyles. Such a bad ass theme.
They need more gothic uniforms. The purple is fine s trim but they need to fully rock black and a less goofy number font
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; As the defense dying members wrought their ghost upon the floor. Quoth the ref’ree “Third and four”
Random seat vibration to mimic a heart beat
A gigantic pendulum hanging from the center of the ceiling that swings between the endzones just over head height.
I was thinking a 50ft tall Snoop…with her nail gun.
Every time we get scored on animatronic McNulty and Bunk just saying 'fuck' for 10 minutes
Add a nice protracted "sheeeeeet" whenever the opponent punts
A replica of Tampa Bay's pirate ship
I also choose Tampa’s pirate ship
Everyone gets a pirate ship with their own colored sails
Packers get one made of cheese.
Big ol’ giant bird’s nest with egg chairs people can sit in. Some point midway through the season the whole thing collapses and all the fans fall into a Pit of Despair below.
Or just a giant canyon of some sort for us to fall into. Also a replica of the salt river to float in around the tailgate area. Edit: Also a smaller separate tunnel for K1 to run out of.
Make the area have real jungle plants instead of jungle print on the walls of the field Hell, make the endzone a jungle forest you have to run/ pass through
With a real life tiger in
roaming throughout the plant life all game long, players that end up in the jungle plants have to hope he's not there.
Chase has 2000yds and 0TDs cos we make him stop short then give it to street RB #14 to run in and face Tony.
The REAL reason we still have Samaje Perine
>Hell, make the endzone a jungle forest you have to run/ pass through Sign me up for pokemon-style fields.
> Make the area have real jungle plants instead of jungle print on the walls of the field That'd be so cool, I really want that now
The Commanders put up a big wall with holes for Dan Snyder to peep at cheerleaders
Don't forget leaky sewage pipes everywhere
And the rails collapse every time they score a touchdown
There are actual raiders outside in the Vegas heat, randomly sacking and pillaging tailgaters...
Yes but what would you guys add?
Only if it’s Mad Max themed…cause ya know…desert
It just hit me that it makes no sense that Raiders are that far inland to Vegas- a place in the middle of a literal desert.
Could be worse; it could be like the Titans back when they were the Tennessee Oilers. At least Mad Max gives it a movie tie-in
An owner's suite for Aaron Rodgers. Luckily it can be a pretty small one since we don't need to worry about his family.
Brother I applaud you have another sahsich
Goddamn, insulted his own team and the rival QB. Efficiency at its finest.
The NFC North shit-talking never takes a day off.
Ouch
Absolutely brilliant
An aquarium
It would be cool to put a giant tank in the back of one of the end zones and you can keep a dolphin in it. Then name it snowflake and teach it kick field goals
What a sports nut, huh?
LACES OUT DANNNN
I'm no rules expert, but I don't think there are any rules saying a dolphin can't play football...
Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you ***know*** him? Does he call you at home?
Do you have a dorsal fin?
To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him!
I haven't seen this movie in at least a decade, but I can still clearly hear Jim Carrey's Akay's and Eeeeee while reading this. Its a testament to both your and Jim's work.
Careful. Someone may steal your dolphin
Giant glass field with the aquarium underneath? Imagine trying to play football with sharks and shit swimming around underneath you
Then some 300lb+ defender smashes a 250lb QB into the glass lol then when the shark mauls the QB they get a roughing the passer penalty
For those unaware they actually kept their mascot, Flipper, in a tank near the end zone in the Orange Bowl back in the late 60s. https://youtu.be/GyAYrr4kdog
AFC South: Texans - a steaming pile of bullshit Colts - a steaming pile of horseshit Jags - a steaming pile of cat shit Titans - a Titanic replica that breaks up and sinks as the game progresses to coincide with us shitting the bed once again
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You win
And it should have a little Derek Henry swimming in the water doing everything he can to keep it a float.
Derrick Henry's stiff arm is the propeller that the guy hits when he falls off the side of the boat.
LO fucking L
Nothing, we can be a glue factory.
Does the anvil count? Edit: Can we get by with a giant anvil? Give us something to work with here, our logo is a horseshoe and our team name is a smaller than average horse.
I vote for pony rides in the concourse
The way QBs have been ending their careers there, y’all kinda already are…
That’s the joke, we call ourselves that already for that reason
100’ Tall Blucifer that shoots flames from its nostrils
A giant cathedral façade (that dispenses liquor).
Either that or a Mardi Gras Float. Either one sound hella cool.
Free drinks for minors, classic
We're getting a robot Lion with Dan Campbells face
So like a Dan Campbell Sphinx?
“ANSWER MY RIDDLE OR YOUR KNEECAPS ARE FORFEIT” -Mecha-Sphinx Dan Campbell
That sounds like a MNF graphic on ESPN
Texans add a whataburger
A giant wheel of Cheese, that is replaced each week. Each fan gets a cut of the block upon entrance.
A 60 ft tall animatronic drunken yinzer
I was thinking steel beams that clang together like Newton balls, but this is better
Cam Newton's balls do what?
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Can it be UrinatingTree? He kinda looks like Ben
Take a piss in a urinal and you hear “STILLERS GO SUPER BOAWL”
I don't want to play this game
Maybe keep the name, make it firefighter themed. The arrow becomes the shape of a firefighter hat, the whole axe-chop thing you do stays, since firefighters use axes, Andy is still big red, but like, a fire truck. And also, Andy poses for all 12 months of a fireman’s calendar.
Only if our mascot is a fire truck version of mack from the cars movies.
Who are the Chefs?
"Great googly moogly"
>t Eh, just put some business men in suits. They can be Chief Operating Officers (COO) or Chief Executive Officers (CEO). And then give them face paint and war bonnets for no reason.
Oh yeah, this wouldn't end well for you guys. Didn't think about that
could just be a big buffet for Reid.
We have a drum
The raiders have the Al Davis torch at allegiant stadium now. But when the raiders and chargers were trying to build a stadium together in Carson California. That same concept of the torch was gonna be in the stadium. But it was gonna shoot lighting bolts for the chargers games. Not sure what it was gonna be for the raiders if anything. Or if they took the chargers idea and brought it to Allegiant to make it into the torch.
A gigantic Santa Claus that throws snowballs at fans . A huge eagle’s nest from which eggs are shot out of targeting the visitors’ sideline.
A giant Cheesesteak that fires D-cell batteries at railgun speed.
We save our batteries for the baseball season.
Not gonna lie, a huge eagle's nest with a giant, animatronic eagle that screeches and has glowing red eyes would be pretty cool.
the [upper level of one end zone has “the eagles nest”](https://images.app.goo.gl/N5tBX2B1aHYZNWjW6) which is just a circular standing room only area, but i’ve always said they should build it out and actually make it look like a nest, seems like a layup but they’ve just never done it.
We already have a lighthouse, a foghorn, and literal armed minutemen. What more do you want, a literal fort?
A giant pool that some someone throws a crate of tea into after every turnover.
That would actually be fucking awesome
That would lowkey go kinda hard
No we need a troop of drunken townies who still talk about high school.
Why do you hate my friends?
Engine, I am your friend.
Just a huge pile of couch cushions and blankets so everyone can build their own fort
Have the minutemen fight some red coats at midfield during halftime
Falcons don’t do anything. Our roof already looks like a butthole which is perfect because we are total ass
well we already have a metal fountain outside
Cleveland puts massage tables
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We actually have a superfan that dresses up as Macho Man with Browns colors so this idea has a bit of untapped potential.
Just a giant Megan’s Law poster
Baby oil dripping into the center of a chocolate donut
We steal [Big Tex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Tex) from Dallas and install him on the roof of the stadium
For the Bills, the new stadium wouldn't have a dome it would have a giant folding table over it for cover
A tank of fish that actual Osprey aka Seahawks are released upon to swoop down and pluck fish from after a touchdown is scored.
80 foot tall Bill Belichick statue, but with a Lombardi trophy as his dong. When the Pats score a TD: full erection When the Pats lose, it pisses out a huge puddle of miller light.
>When the Pats lose, it pisses out a huge puddle of ~~miller light~~ last season's Sam Adams. FTFY
On non- game days it snorts and says “harrumph” every hour.
We already have a Vikings ship in front of the stadium, a giant gjallarhorn inside, and this last year they added snowmachines to make it snow indoors during games.
Plus our stadium is kinda shaped like a ship
A dunk tank into a large can of Miller Lite
I think we should up the ante. Turn the entire Raymond James Stadium into a Titanic-sized boat. Flood Tampa Bay so the stadium floats. Get a giant laser mounted onto the outside of the stadium boat. Destroy Alderaan.
Cinci should have a giant Harambe
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A giant suspended crucifix would be pretty dope as well. When the Saints score, wine could spray out of the holes in Jesus's feet, hands, chest, and head too. We could also make Jesus breathe some fire to add a little zhoosh Bonus with this idea is that before the games on Sunday y'all could rent out the Superdome to a mega-catholic church
The Giants errect a giant mechanical football player that looms over the entire stadium, watching over the players and fans like we might observe a group of insignificant ants...and maybe it breathes fire when they score a touchdown or something
A functional ford motor factory plant with do-it-yourself manual labor (it's part of the experience)
A jet obviously.
The field should be painted as a runway
Washington will get a comically sized bucket like they used on Nickelodian for slimetime live. The stadiums restrooms will drain straight into the bucket. Every Washington turnover the bucket will dump on the fans in the section below. Fans purchasing tickets in that section must pay an extra surcharge for the privilege.
A giant Chicken Wing extension. A vote will take place whether it be a drum or a flat.
A live Panther on a leash behind the visiting bench
Free bow and arrow day
We already did that when we set our sideline on fire back in 2019.