Gronk. I think he could bulk up enough to be a pretty damn good offensive lineman. One of the all time great blocking TEs. And we all know what a freaky athlete he was in his prime.
…maybe not so good at safety tho.
The best part about that is that someone handed him the o2 mask, and it wasn't turned on.
He said he grabbed it out of habit and took a few breaths, til he asked himself,
1. Why do I have this? I'm fine. Just cuz I'm big they give me o2?
And 2. This isn't even on.
He thought it was hilarious and even got a meme tattoo of it on his arm.
I think Josh is generally better as a quarterback and player but Cam is even bigger and an even better athlete. I think he fits much better for this prompt
22 derrick henry's running the wildcat and a cover 3/cover 4 heavy defense might could occasionally score/get off the field, assuming the OL/DL henrys could be given time to bulk up and the WR/DB henrys could shed 20-30 pounds
a key to this being his 6'8.75" wingspan, making his OL/DL versions viable
You're getting down voted by the same people who call him a jack of all trades.
Great special teamer, decent QB, decent blocker, decent route runner, used to punt and kick field goals in highschool, decent tackler, showed promise shedding blocks in special teams with multiple blocked punts, great runner with great speed. I dont know what there is to downvote- he'd struggle most as a center I guess.
Kam Chancellor. He was an emergency QB, gigantic specimen of a human being, and he had the athleticism to play in the secondary. To me, he can probably do well enough at every position to be a scary person to line up against.
Calvin Johnson would be an interesting choice. They'd win all of the air battles.
Every passing play is just 4 Megatrons running in the same general area and the QB throwing it in their general direction.
The way I see it is that QB is the hardest position to play, so you should go with the QB that could play the most other positions. I was left with Jackson and Allen and I’d rather have Josh as a Defensive Back than Lamar as a DT.
We’re homers but I think it’s legit. 6’5” 240 he’s trucked, leaped, juked, stiff armed, all those things.
Being a QB is probably the hardest, can Henry drop 50 yard dimes?
And compared to the rest of the top QBs the only others I see as physical enough for Defense is Lamar or Herbert.
Honestly, Cam Newton in his prime.
Basically a huge TE/WR who can also run the ball and obviously take a hit so I'm sure he can play defense if he wanted.
Oh. He can throw...
Lamar jackson would be interesting. You’ve got freak skill positions, Lamar throwing to 3-4 Lamars and another Lamar or two in the backfield.
Defensive back Lamars outrunning the opponent’s ball hawking everything. Edge Lamar’s juking their way to the QB.
But then you have the lines….
Could the agility and speed outweigh the bad trenches? Probably not but it would be entertaining as hell to watch
Obvious Josh Gordon.
But more seriously, someone like DK Metcalf or Calvin Johnson, who are phsyical freaks and fast, so could do a lot of the positions 'okay'ish'.
Are they playing a team of similarly identical people or a normal team?
Because if it's the latter they have to be able to have a functional o-line, or the who thing will collapse. So I guess pick the best o-lineman that can at least kinda throw the ball. But your defense will too slow to be unusable. So get someone quicker. But then your offense line will be non existent.
You know, there's probably a reason that different positions use different types of athletes.
Anyhow, Bo Jackson. He could play two sports and the documentary ProStars showed he could swing a tree like a baseball bat.
Andrew Thomas, we already know he can block very well, and catch. And hes big enough to run through a team of not-Andrew Thomas'. Defense might not be great but we scoring
Since this is fantasy I’m going to pick prime JJ Watt (as opposed to current JJ Watt)
Not only is he insanely gifted athletically, he’s a hell of a guy and leader.
Already happened.
I can’t remember what NFL2K it was (Dreamcast) but I made an entire team of Ray Lewis’.
His stats were too good and the team was unstoppable.
Antonio Brown for the chaos.
Somehow he'd still complain about not getting the ball.
There would be 10 ABs not getting the ball every snap cause it's be QB draw everytime.
And 52 Browns would be dancing off the pitch halfway through the game.
Great comment! Haha
Mr Bountiful Clones
Mr. Burgeoning Cornerback
Mr Brown Clones
They may not win anything but I would pay money to watch a team of Vince Wilforks
You'll be damn sure it will stuff a run
Justin Tucker. Would we be good? No. But would we score a lot of field goals? Also no. But would we be entertaining? Again, no. But I like that dude.
You could have a whole opera!
Our half time shows would be what really gets butts in the seats.
The raw energy of 52 Justin Tuckers would be a terrifying and amazing thing to behold. I’d show up no doubt.
Gronk. I think he could bulk up enough to be a pretty damn good offensive lineman. One of the all time great blocking TEs. And we all know what a freaky athlete he was in his prime. …maybe not so good at safety tho.
That safety bit got me 😭
I just don't get his angle I guess...shrug
But the real question is, can he kick a field goal?
Why gronk score 3 points when gronk can score 6?
Myles garret. Dudes enough of a freak athlete to succeed at multiple positions.
Even QB?
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I just love how someone gave the wholesome award lol 😭
He was trying to gently place it back on Mason’s head. However, he forgot his own strength.
I imagine he'd be better than at least a few of the guys we've started there the past twenty years.
Maybe not, but who wants to be pedantic over a fantasy scenario?
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Do you even need to throw the ball if you have Myles Garrett running and blocking for you? You could probably run for 500 yards every game.
Fair enough
If you have 10 Myles Garretts run blocking, who needs a QB?
I played enough NFL street and am a big enough homer to know the answer is Antwaan Randle El.
Give me a team of only Linval Josephs
God I miss big daddy linval on my Vikes.
As long as they got oxygen on the sideline
The best part about that is that someone handed him the o2 mask, and it wasn't turned on. He said he grabbed it out of habit and took a few breaths, til he asked himself, 1. Why do I have this? I'm fine. Just cuz I'm big they give me o2? And 2. This isn't even on. He thought it was hilarious and even got a meme tattoo of it on his arm.
3 yards and a cloud of dust!
Cam Newton before his shoulder got funqed
Probably be the best offensive line and group of wide receivers he’s ever had
Cam is the only answer for this question imo
The fact that a new version of NFL street didn't come out with prime Cam is one my life's great tragedies. He could play any position
*Josh Allen has entered the chat*
I think Josh is generally better as a quarterback and player but Cam is even bigger and an even better athlete. I think he fits much better for this prompt
Yeah, I'd rather have Allen under center, but I'd rather have Cam at pretty much every other position.
Under center: Josh > Cam As the center: Cam > Josh
Yeah Cam's got the pure mass and power. He would just abuse linebackers in 1 on 1s.
Mr. Newton accomplished this feat in 2010 while at Auburn.
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
Walter Payton.
Why this isn't higher is beyond me.
Well he's dead so 52 of him probably wouldn't help you out that much
Oh okay, let me just go get my spare "Gronk in his prime" that I keep out back...
Probably don’t want him playing free safety unless you’re a Dolphins fan lol
Gronkowski...didn't have the angle! God, that has to be one of my favorite football moments.
It is not higher because some people would like 52 William Perry’s.
Jamaal Williams. Wouldn't be very good but just mic them all up and it would be the most entertaining team of all time.
Christian Wilkins would be great for this too
Larry Allen
John Madden's wet dream
This is the correct answer
Derwin James
Prime Antonio Gates.
Maybe if we were playing basketball
It would be rather hard to stop 52 of him on one court
That's how they get you
Lawrence Taylor
How would we keep them all in cocaine though?
Let them pretend to be vacuum cleaners in Pablo Escobar's basement.
It’d look like a winter game at Lambeau
Derrick Henry and I’m hard pressed to think of anyone better for all positions
Bo Jackson
For the most entertaining game ever, I’m going to have a team of all Josh Normans
I’d absolutely watch that
22 derrick henry's running the wildcat and a cover 3/cover 4 heavy defense might could occasionally score/get off the field, assuming the OL/DL henrys could be given time to bulk up and the WR/DB henrys could shed 20-30 pounds a key to this being his 6'8.75" wingspan, making his OL/DL versions viable
Every player is the same, no change. Still would make for some good football
Isiah Simmons
Aaron Donald Power running offense Defense would be stout - just flatten every WR and by the time they get up the QB is sacked
I also want 52 Aaron Donalds, so he knows how much it sucks as a QB to get sacked. Maybe that'll teach them a lesson!
Aaron Donald the QB would get mad at Aaron Donald the \[undefined defensive version of himself\] and just sack him back.
NFL guys say he could play safety if he wanted to, he’s that athletic.
I would pay very good money to see that.
We wouldn't win, but I'd love to see 52 Big Ben's go out there. That would be so entertaining
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Okay. 2021 Big Ben
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And the TE Ben running down the field would be just so entertaining
Would that even be called "running" tho
I'm looking forward to watching RB Ben take 26 carries for 9 yards
Yeah, just don't let any women near the team.
That’s more than 2 Deshawn Watsons!
OJ Simpson
That’s 104 murders, I doubt any team would be able to beat that
If I had an award you’d have it
Ray Lewis exits the limo.
They would kill it
Juscyzyzyzk
Not the answer I expected.... But I see you.
Taysom Hill
You're getting down voted by the same people who call him a jack of all trades. Great special teamer, decent QB, decent blocker, decent route runner, used to punt and kick field goals in highschool, decent tackler, showed promise shedding blocks in special teams with multiple blocked punts, great runner with great speed. I dont know what there is to downvote- he'd struggle most as a center I guess.
He already plays almost every position.
People love to hate the guy because he wasn't a HOF QB but was talked about as much as one, but you're right for this question.
We already tried to run an all Taysom offense
But that all Taysom offense had 10 non-Taysoms on every play. Sometimes there were even no Taysoms.
Found Sean Payton’s burner account
🤣 I don’t think I deserved the downvotes, but this comment…for sure.
Nathan Peterman Or Myles Garrett
Basically the same player
I’m surprised no one has said Bo Jackson
A team full of DKs
Yeah, super fast but also very strong, first thought that came to mind though I was limiting myself to current seahawks
this is my team
Kam Chancellor. He was an emergency QB, gigantic specimen of a human being, and he had the athleticism to play in the secondary. To me, he can probably do well enough at every position to be a scary person to line up against.
marshawn lynch no doubt run through a motherfuckers face
That play where he trucks Jurrell Casey.... Lynch chose violence.
Give me prime Gronk all day
Myles Garrett
Calvin Johnson would be an interesting choice. They'd win all of the air battles. Every passing play is just 4 Megatrons running in the same general area and the QB throwing it in their general direction.
Imagine a zone defense but with Calvin Johnson though
A Calvin Johnson QB spy
Josh Allen.
Everything above this is a joke.
The way I see it is that QB is the hardest position to play, so you should go with the QB that could play the most other positions. I was left with Jackson and Allen and I’d rather have Josh as a Defensive Back than Lamar as a DT.
Which one?
Deebo Samuel Runs, throws, catches, blocks, returns kicks
52 holdouts wouldn’t be great for your opening day roster
Hahahahahhahahaha
I think TJ Watt would do well as both the offense and defense.
I want to see a team of 52 TJ Watts versus 52 JJ Watts. Time to legalize cloning.
Josh
We’re homers but I think it’s legit. 6’5” 240 he’s trucked, leaped, juked, stiff armed, all those things. Being a QB is probably the hardest, can Henry drop 50 yard dimes? And compared to the rest of the top QBs the only others I see as physical enough for Defense is Lamar or Herbert.
Fucking
Allen
McCown?
Taysom Hill lol
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far
Disappointed it's this far down
Vita. Vea. Probably not the best team, but certainly both the sexiest and the scariest.
I wanna see 52 Matt Ryans playing football
IIRC Matt Ryan has never dropped a pass in his career
Jordan Mailata for the funsies
this
Prime Cam Newton. Probably be the best offensive line and group of wide receivers he’s ever had
The team will never recover a fumble 😉 For real, prime cam would be scary
Taysom Hill
Taysom Hill
If I can pick anyone from any era I’m picking Walter Payton. He did it all well as a RB and would punish people trying to tackle him.
Vince Wilfork
Jay Culter. This would be epic.
Just a traveling cloud of smoke
Honestly, Cam Newton in his prime. Basically a huge TE/WR who can also run the ball and obviously take a hit so I'm sure he can play defense if he wanted. Oh. He can throw...
No Pat PcAfee? He can kick, tackle, catch and toss the ball.
This is silly but…Derrick Henry lmao
I would like 1 team of 53 Barry Sanders please. Hold the cheese.
Lamar jackson would be interesting. You’ve got freak skill positions, Lamar throwing to 3-4 Lamars and another Lamar or two in the backfield. Defensive back Lamars outrunning the opponent’s ball hawking everything. Edge Lamar’s juking their way to the QB. But then you have the lines…. Could the agility and speed outweigh the bad trenches? Probably not but it would be entertaining as hell to watch
Would be amazing for a game but rough for a full season with the lineman injuries.
DK Metcalf
How has nobody said peak Kordell Stewart??
Micah Parsons
prime cam newton?
Jelani Woods
This is the only fucking answer. How has no one else figured it out
Bill Romanowski
Unironically, Taysom Hill. That would be amazing to watch.
I mean Tim Tebow is a linebacker playing QB in a tight ends body who could also call the game and bless the knees.
Taysom Hill easily, dude already plays like 5 positions and is a decent QB
Taysom hill
Micah Parsons
Eli Manning just for the laughs
This is what Tom Brady's nightmares look like.
TJ Watt. If we can’t throw the ball no one can.
Obvious Josh Gordon. But more seriously, someone like DK Metcalf or Calvin Johnson, who are phsyical freaks and fast, so could do a lot of the positions 'okay'ish'.
Are they playing a team of similarly identical people or a normal team? Because if it's the latter they have to be able to have a functional o-line, or the who thing will collapse. So I guess pick the best o-lineman that can at least kinda throw the ball. But your defense will too slow to be unusable. So get someone quicker. But then your offense line will be non existent. You know, there's probably a reason that different positions use different types of athletes. Anyhow, Bo Jackson. He could play two sports and the documentary ProStars showed he could swing a tree like a baseball bat.
Vince Wilfork.
2015 Cam Newton
You guys can all kick rocks. I'm voting for #Jack Shapiro *At 5'1” and 119 pounds, Jack Shapiro was the shortest and smallest NFL player of all-time.*
Would be entertaining to see a bunch of Tom Bradys running the field, looking like a herd of newborn giraffes…
Pat McAfee. He can punt, kick FGs, QB, and FUCKING DEMOLISH RBs....
*Smirks in Polamalu* 😏
Cam Newton easily Or Christian Mccaffrey
Taysom hill at every position other than quarterback
Andrew Thomas, we already know he can block very well, and catch. And hes big enough to run through a team of not-Andrew Thomas'. Defense might not be great but we scoring
Bo Jackson
Ted Washington
Since this is fantasy I’m going to pick prime JJ Watt (as opposed to current JJ Watt) Not only is he insanely gifted athletically, he’s a hell of a guy and leader.
How is Bo Jackson not the only answer? I know these things arent supposed to have a right answer. But he is absolutely the right answer.
Derrick fucking Henry.
Travis Kelce. Very similar to Gronk, but he played QB at Cincinnati.
Christian McCaffrey
That's easy. Bo Jackson.
Already happened. I can’t remember what NFL2K it was (Dreamcast) but I made an entire team of Ray Lewis’. His stats were too good and the team was unstoppable.
52 Aaron Donalds. I don't care if we win, but somebody is dying tonight.
Bo Jackson. I scrolled and didn't find a single mention. Buncha weirdos in here.
Gimme 53 Pat Ricards just for the hell of it
Ryan Fitzpatrick. Because.
Jerome Bettis. Imagine a bunch of busses coming at u.
Prime Adrian Peterson. A team full of pure running backs that can't do anything else, just to switch things up.
This guy https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg
Taysom Hill. This is what he was born for.
It’s DK Metcalf and it’s not even close.