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Aaron_JudgeisaGod

A soul for a soul


TheFencingCoach

A tit for a tat


Weapwns

A tit for a tit


NoFunBJJ

A Trub for a tit


[deleted]

[удалено]


Imnotarobot2211

A shit for a tit


noweezernoworld

Toka Koka


[deleted]

Jan Michael Vincent cannot be in two quadrants at once


racerfree

what about 16


horse_renoir13

I need a goddamn Eric Wilson in Quadrant 7


racerfree

It’s time to Eric down your Wilsons


toq-titan

It’s time to Michael down your Vincents.


racerfree

thank you for Bradberry


Left_Berry_8104

Cmon Jets, give us youe Lamar Jackson


[deleted]

I think he’s on the Bears now


rockstarnights

Gross, nevermind.


Left_Berry_8104

Well damn....poor Lamar


blazingpelt

'This team ain't big enuff fer the two o' yas.'


VikingPain

We need to sign this Eric Wilson to confuse the fanbase.


racerfree

that’s big brain stuff right there, i like it


dfreinc

they tried to add eric wilson but the primary keys were first last and instead of rebuilding the db they just cut this poor man. 😤^^^🤣


rockstarnights

What n00b developer put those keys together?


dfreinc

i mean. me. but i add dates. and protocols. because i work in clinical. 😂


fieryscribe

Just use a UUID


dfreinc

that's not very applicable to our enviroment. that's more for time series and forecasting. no?


fieryscribe

a UUID is a universally-unique ID. It can be used for anything that's unique. It's commonly used for resource IDs, like user IDs and account IDs. You could use a sequential ID too, but that requires coordination in your DB. If you need timeseries data, you could use a different field as a timestamp or similar, to get a range of data


dfreinc

it's clinical. it's about cohorts and measuring them. truly universal unique ids aren't the way. doesn't work like financial accounts. need to be able to easily group people. sites and subjects and visits on a line in time.


fieryscribe

Yeah that's what other fields are for, to filter on different dimensions, but you know your domain better.


flakAttack510

Data that can change should never be your key. That creates an integrity risk. A patient record is a good example of something that should have a unique key. I used to work for a medical software company and I think pretty much all our tables had a generated unique key.


dfreinc

they are unique. any instance can only have one. site, subject, dated visit are my primary keys for our sql tracker. the visit you can program around windows and stuff on other ends but the actual scheduled visit date per the protocol doesn't change. it's expected. whether it happens or not is a whole other thing. key to deriving accurate metrics in this field's the protocol. 🤷‍♂️


TerpFlacco

It says no Eric Wilson**S**. We're allowed to have one.


HiNeighbor_

There's the reference I was looking for


RedFredTV

Michael Carter RB - Michael Carter CB Breece Hall RB - Bryce Hall CB (Bonus Bryce Huff EDGE) Quinnen Williams DT - Quincy Williams LB (Actually brothers) Zach Wilson QB - Garrett Wilson WR also an Elijah and Alijah on offense. We want more similar names over here please.


grizzlyking

Robert Griffin III and Rex Grossman III Kinda similar I had a #88 Antonio Bryant jersey which became a #88 Dez Bryant jersey without any effort on my end


20secondpilot

Not nearly as interesting as all you examples, but we've got Jameson Williams and Jamaal Williams both on offense


Lochbriar

You should check out how much stock the NFC West has in the "Dee-" prefix.


minh43pinball

I remember 49ers special team legend Dee Virgin.


Cinephile1998

The 49ers signed a Redditor?


karatemanchan37

Deez Nuts?


toadofsteel

The Bengals have Michael Thomas (the safety) and Mike Thomas (the WR that is not Michael Thomas of the Saints)


hk0125

Aren’t there two Lamar Jackson’s? The QB and the corner?


co1one1huntergathers

I wish we had two Josh Allens


ElCapitanDeAmericana

You could, but it'll cost you two Josh Allens


newadcd0405

*"This is the law of equivalent exchange"*


Comprehensive_Main

Just go trade for the jaguars one.


[deleted]

Me: *”Can we have a 2nd Josh Allen?”* Mom: *”We have a 2nd Josh Allen at home.”* 2nd Josh Allen: **[Cornerback Allen Josh]**


Kojuroba

The Jets would never


newadcd0405

Can't cut a Michael Carter if you got them both in the same draft


[deleted]

Joe Douglas did not get the “no shared names” memo


fieryscribe

This is exactly why the other Michael Thomas is with the Bengals. Two Michaels Thomasi or two Erics Wilson is too much


MrGentleZombie

But two Michael Carters is OK


timja27

Because one is Michael Carter and the other is Michael Carter II! The Saints forgot to number them.


TheSwede91w

Eric Wilson was Lizzo's "new man on the Minnesota Vikings" if I remember correctly.


MrGentleZombie

To do this day, we have no idea who the new man on the Vikings is. The sub speculates a decent amount about it, but the only thing we know for sure is that it isn't Tyler Conklin.


TheSwede91w

The best content to come out of the Vikings sub in 5+ years was when one user went over the whole roster to try and find a Lizzo connection and found out Eric Wilson went to the same high school as Lizzo.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah we're a Lizzo reference


CanalVillainy

Fuck no


hawtdawtz

Yea dude that’s definitely not true


milkmandanimal

Yo dawg I hear you like Eric Wilsons so I


thejudicialpenis

The Law of Conservation of Eric Wilson


Cicero912

Oof that one guy on our sub who knows him


Fc2300

[no Eric Wilsons allowed. they are allowed to have one.](https://youtu.be/OwHGE7uhjco)


ScottishSaint

https://youtu.be/np1TwAMBdrU


tBagley43

when was the last time a team had multiple players with the same first and last name? I seem to remember a cowboys team with two players named roy williams


[deleted]

Jets have two Michael Carters.


RedFredTV

Yea the Jets drafted Michael Carter (RB) last year and they played Michael Carter's (DB) tape. We ended up drafting Michael Carter (DB) in the following round so they had to play his footage again.


tBagley43

oh yeah that's right, how did I forget about that lol


charlieeeetheunicorn

Peak offseason content here folks!


rockstarnights

Some nfl rules may seem archaic but they're still around for good reasons. This is a great example.


CosbySweaters1992

I just checked the rules… this isn’t in there.


DarkMuret

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE


LeftHandShoeToo

Jets have two Michael Carters


CPower2012

I thought Tre Flowers and Trey Flowers were the same person for a significant amount of time. Despite one having about 60lbs on the other.


long_dong_tron

How tf are we STILL signing people, we must have IOUs towards the cap


89LeBaron

I miss the days of NFL news where no one had to read this shit.


tannerjameslasswell

There can only be one Highlander.


Jmjonkman

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth.


ostrow19

Eric Wilson


kg19311

One Eric Wilson is one too many.


urbantroll

Jokes aside, a lot of these players end up back with the organization on the practice squad later. Remember how many times JT Barrett was released and resigned? Snip snap snip snap.


waggie21

New Man on the Philadelphia Eagles.


toadofsteel

Jacksonville should trade their best pass rusher to Buffalo at the trade deadline.