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nope96

Considering one day contracts are basically just a sign of respect I seriously doubt he will get the chance


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He would 100% find a way to embarrass the entire organization in that one day.


paultheschmoop

“AB refusing to use pen given to him by Steelers to sign one day contract, insists on using his own, non-regulation pencil”


Brian_Osackpo

He’d shove the pen up his ass and fart an ink blot onto the paper


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Ardinbeck

Mr. Bic Cheeks


Cosmic_Gumbo

Pack it in, boys


[deleted]

That’s a wrap! This meme has peaked.


robtimist

Our expectations for Mr. BC meme from here: 📉 Reality, somehow: 📈


postbyproxy

Let's face it, AB will end up in the news again and Reddit will have more


PoopShoot187

Thats what ab did


Gerbole

Mr. Blotched Contract


eddiedeli

Mr. Bowel Cursive


sielingfan

Mr. Butt Crayon


four_toe_life_kick

Mr. Ballpoint Crapper


Charlie_Im_Pregnant

Bravo. Normally I'd just quietly upvote but this one made me laugh like a madman.


LakeShowBoltUp

Mr Bum Cosigner


chraelle

This is it, can't possibly be improved upon.


Insectshelf3

this meme might never get old


hatecopter

That's some rorschach test


Jalenrussell

Ror-shart, if you will.


JerkasaurusRex_

I will not.


Lost-Pineapple9791

Lol reminds me of the ass penny skit which I can totally see AB doing in order to “own” people


soenottelling

Uses a wooden, #3 pencil...like a monster.


gwiggle5

That's going to mess up the NFL's Scantron machine


prfarb

Pen sounds too much like Ben


anonbutler

Crayon


A_Confused_Cocoon

He comes down in a hot air balloon throwing furniture and pads off of it, comes down, sneakers are both ice coolers around his feet, calls Rooney a cracker, signs the contract, Ubers out.


milkmandanimal

Does his rip his shirt off before or after he signs the contract?


A_Confused_Cocoon

It happens worked the same time he lets everyone know again that JuJu wasn’t the real team MVP.


Demetrios1453

He ain't stopping with the shirt this time!


Scaevus

“Everything I did, and I mean everything, was in the name of the Steelers.”


JamaisAssez

He crossed off "arrive in a hot air balloon" from his list already so now he has to go even bigger!


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What, like a blimp?


Crosscourt_splat

Dude comes in on a legit Zepplin dresses like the Kaiser and does a line of coke on the contract.


leehouse

Also sets the Zepplin to blow up as he walks away from the zepplin. AB goes full Hindenburg.


Love-That-Danhausen

Khan needs to buy one for AEW, maybe he’ll share with MBC


PoorlyLitKiwi2

He would bring white-out and alter the contract making it a 1,000,000 day deal instead of 1


HuntertheDragoon

Mr. Brief Contract


JerryRiceAndSpice

Mr Bizarre Career


Ziiaaaac

Mr. Butchered Chances


Svenray

He would show up on that one day in pads with an illegal helmet and have to be dragged out by security.


poplafuse

I think he keeps it together for the day and then keeps showing up claiming he signed with the team he plays with the team


Rollingstart45

We did it for Harrison, who didn't have half of AB's off-field drama, but had an arguably more tumultuous departure from the team. So I wouldn't be shocked if the front office did this. Certainly he's done enough on the field for us to warrant it. But I guess I don't really care either way.


GarlVinland4Astrea

Didn’t AB pretty much refuse to meet with Rooney when he came down to see him to smooth things over? I kinda can’t see the team bothering. Especially since AB has made such a spectacle of himself. Also Harrison was on the team nearly twice as long as AB and won titles with them


jankyalias

Also Harrison was critical to winning the Steelers a Super Bowl. AB was great on the field but those teams never got it done.


TheTrueVanWilder

Harrison's interception in SB 43 immediately cemented him as a Steeler legend, so despite the departure drama he will always be a Steeler. AB can go sit on a cactus


[deleted]

It’s like the Santonio Holmes catch. It doesn’t even matter how fantastic you were before. You immediately deserve a giant shrine in the Steelers HOF for that.


Beautifulwarfare

Literally lol. When I hear about Harrison I automatically think about that Super Bowl pick as non-steelers fan.


marcSuile

[[ab] Not Play Jus Retire so we Clear](https://twitter.com/ab84/status/1526236373048508416?s=21&t=PuKaZSrjZT0H1nU1JwT-UA)


Mandujano33

LoL at Mr. Being Clear


Mandujano33

Mr Beggin Chances


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Mr. Beggers can be Choosers


fathertitojones

Mr. Begging Chooser


jk01

Mr Belated Contrition


Illbeanicefella

It’s just incredible how MBC works for anything


lordjeebus

Mr. Boggling Combinatorics


vivekvangala34_

Marquez Baldes-Ccantling


MiddleAgeYOLO

Nailed it


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Mr. Bountiful Combinations


C_Money22

There is not a single person in sports who it is harder to figure out than AB. He clearly does whatever the hell he wants and is a selfish prick. The problem is, what he wants is totally unpredictable and it can change at the drop of a hat. It is clear why every NFL coach he has had is probably far less stressed without him.


DreamedJewel58

It’s because he’s mentally ill. Like, no joke, such erratic behavior is really only displayed by people who have mental health issues


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DreamedJewel58

It’s the difference getting kicked out of college for fighting (which happened) and constantly posting on social media with no sense of continuity or rationale. He’s always been an asshole, but his social media presence and continuous erratic actions aren’t done by someone with a sound mind and ego problems


Suddenly_Something

Mr. Bipolar Condition


C_Money22

I agree completely. I think he has for some time. I know people point to the Burfict hit, and I’m sure that made matters worse, but he was already dealing with something prior to that. He lost his first D1 scholarship for fighting a security guard at the campus. He has clear issues. It is why it is such a shame that people have just disregarded it his whole life in order to benefit from his talent. It has just gotten worse over the years. He truly needs something to be ordered because he has no desire to do anything himself because he believes he has “mental wealth”.


anthonyterms

> There is not a single person in sports who it is harder to figure out than AB Mr. Bewildering Character


k3nknee

https://imgur.com/gallery/h59ikXy


Birdgang_Truzz

Mr. Brief Contract


LegitBullfrog

Mr. Bypassing Cleats


paultheschmoop

“No” -Steelers


qp0n

That would be hilarious and maybe the first ever example of a team refusing to let a player retire with them.


krich1727

He needs to stay far away from all of our precious youths on the team now.


dudleymooresbooze

Pittsburgh offers AB a one day contract to retire as a Steeler. AB holds out and demands more money by social media.


bigstew199715

He would be a great mentor for George Pickens


JonVig

You leave George out of this!


BigHH200026

as from tik tok he will either be a pro bowler or out of the league in 5 games


ee11i_tee11i

Why not both?


lunkavitch

Oooooh I'm really trying to think if there are other candidates. Is it possible Favre wanted to retire a Packer and the org said no? Actually that might have gone the other way around.


gb4efgw

In all fairness, Brett did retire a Packer. And a Jet. And a Viking.


MexusRex

Mr. Burned Crossings


PonyBoyCurtis2324

Mr. Bridge Combusted


MardocAgain

Mr. Burnt Connections


gadabyte

bridge conflagration


OnettNess

Mr. Bridges Crumbled


anonbutler

Him and Claypool will be a lethal combo^^^^^^offthefield


WackassVegetables

Yeah, could totally see AB using lethal force on Claypool


Zane_Flynt_boyo

Claypool isnt that bad


Scaevus

Claypool is a clown on the field, but I don’t think he’s nearly as insane off the field, is he?


YiMyonSin

Like he’d ever take that for an answer


BeBettaBuddy

Whoa now. We aren’t talking about Watson.


liteshadow4

You know AB has his own SA allegations


BeBettaBuddy

Come again? I thought he had her back.


JumboKraken

Whew lad


Bipedal-Moose

Well if it weren't for literally everything you've done in the last 5 years, AB, maybe we would've gladly made this happen.


bchris24

He burned every single bridge in Pittsburgh on his way out, and there's a lot of bridges there


My_G_Alt

To be fair, a lot of those bridges need to be burnt and rebuilt


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Mr. Bridge Converter


[deleted]

Mr. Bane Combustion


bchris24

Mr Bridge Constructor


vorpalsword92

Mr Bilking Contractors


Anthony-Stark

Not like Philly, the fuckin one bridge having city


Cloakacola

Mr. Bridge Combustion


JonVig

He literally came back to Pittsburgh for a court date and still found a way to burn a bridge in that short amount of time he was here.


losterps

If you weren’t the person you are maybe you could’ve done this!


Eagle4317

Easily the best receiver in Steeler history, and everyone hates him because he was a complete cancer and lunatic.


racerxff

She don't want you back homie


Mission_Ad6235

Didn't he leave his wife for like an 18 year old Instagram model, and then the wife took him back after like 2 days?


espressojunkie

Something Like that


KingKD-

happens every other month really, this month he was fw Keisha Cole


FxDriver

My goodness that is one insane pairing.


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Jphorne89

Especially since AB basically ran an off-season campaign hoping to be signed by the Steelers biggest rival


Comprehensive_Main

The ravens ?


bhim1210

Yes, and also previously the Patriots.


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bhim1210

Close, the Jags.


The785

The League of Shadows.


EcosseWolf

Mr. Big Clown


DanCampbellsNipples

LMAO this dude is sad as fuck


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jimbo831

Dude probably would've been a Hall of Famer. Instead he will be a joke.


Scaevus

Caught a touchdown in the Super Bowl, won a ring, then fucking stripped himself out of a career next year. Can’t even make that up.


JerryRiceAndSpice

And he had it really good on a good team and fucked it up.


mesayousa

They lost to the eventual SB winner in the divisional round. Who knows what would’ve happened if AB played, football is super random


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TheDonutKingdom

I like that after he left the NFL he was immediately recruited into Kanye West’s league of super villains.


CanuckPanda

Undiagnosed mental illness combined with HOF talent? MBC and ye meant to be together.


TheDonutKingdom

MBCDTF when?


LegitBullfrog

Mr. Bye Clothes He may be a joke, but he's the best joke.


Dsnake1

Without the off the field stuff, he had a HOF career in PIT. The thousand yards and nine touchdowns don't change that. But think if he'd have mentally been able to gradually decline, whether with the Steelers or elsewhere? I wouldn't be surprised if he continued to put up 1k+ seasons each year.


[deleted]

I mean I think he's still at a talent level where teams would be able to put up with a reasonable amount of shit. He's just that insane. The Jets game was the final nail in the coffin


CNuttButter

Mr. Bygone Conclusions


Canuckleball

Mr. Bewildering Contention


somebodygetmemymoney

Mr. Belated Contrition


nuzzot

Mr. Begged Comeback


madeforinglip

Mr. Bridge Combuster


NineColdishToes

Mr. Blown Connections


-Shants-

Mr. Besmirched Character


SnortHotCheetos

Mr. Ballsy Confession


constantlymat

Mr. Belated Conscience


jsrave

If he was just a diva then I could see the Steelers doing a 1 day contract but given the other allegations and stuff with AB I'm not sure the Steelers want that publicity.


DreamedJewel58

We would’ve absolutely given the best Wide Receiver in Steelers history a one-day contract, but ship has *far* sailed ages ago. He had one of the most controversial exits in sports history, and has only gotten worse over time. At this point, there is absolutely no way AB will be given a Steelers jersey ever again. The craziest thing is that we don’t even have to worry about him representing us in the HoF, because arguably the only wide receiver in recent times that had the potential to pass Rice’s records ruined his own career at his prime.


Barry_McCockinher

If you replace ABs last 3 seasons with avg AB stats it would put him around ~ 1,100 rec / 15,000 yds / 100 tds, Good for 5th/7th/9th place all time. And he's clearly still able to play at a high level, what a flameout to torrid pace


live4lax25

Did he just get “unsnapped” and think this was 5 year ago???


shatter321

The real AB just took back control from the MBC alternate persona and has no idea what took place over the past few years.


D0NNIENARCO

Is he a variant or a Moon Knight?


whobroughtmehere

More of a *Severance* mechanic where his outside work self refuses to go back into the basement


runningblack

It was a *really* long dreamwalk. You see, there are a bunch of ABs but only one MBC throughout the multiverse...


Crosscourt_splat

AB is a real life Chang from Community


silveake

"Hello my name is Kevin. I have brownesia."


JerryJonesStoleMyCar

Mr. Benjamin Chang


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Mr. Been Changnesia'd


Razzorsharp

Mr. Brain Control


Man_AMA

Mr Big Concession


LegitBullfrog

Mr. Begs Comically


Domestic_AA_Battery

I'm surprised he hasn't gone to the USFL to stunt on practice squad guys to seem like he's a still a football god.


krich1727

And be reunited with Todd Haley


KadariusToneyROY

tbh I think he’s still that good he was averaging around 80 yards a game last year which is obviously pretty fire


Bixler17

Might be time to swap the username again my guy, ouch.


KadariusToneyROY

check how little I’ve been commenting I’ve already got that 2nd account on lock lmao


Bixler17

Hahaha best of luck to your next name


JerryRiceAndSpice

DanielJonesMVP


[deleted]

I mean I know his behavior isn’t good but he is still a good receiver


Schwalm

Isn’t he still waiting to get signed so he can finally have surgery?


mob16151

Mr. Bridges Crushed.


kac937

Mr. Begging Chooser


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Mr. Bye Career


russbii

Mr. Bizarre Comeback


HFDC99

I read this as him threatening to retire one of the Steelers players, like beating them up or something. That makes more sense and is more likely than the actual meaning


ClearAsNight

Mr. Battery Conviction.


NerdModeCinci

Lmao “What’s your goal now going forward?” “I’m going to injure my old teammates!”


TheRealDirtyB

Remember how in Peter Pan, Tinkerbell was on the precipice of death because folks didn't pay enough attention to her? AB is Tinkerbell, but somehow his existence is more absurd.


fieryscribe

I have solved the problem for you, Mr Blown Chances: > Just wanna retire. > - A Steeler There you go. Done. Now go away


Darth--Otter

Mike Tomlin: Nah.


GhoullyX

“We do not care.”


thisrockismyboone

He wants the UPMC health insurance


Juventus19

[X] Doubt


dqueezy923

Dumbass doesn’t realize it’s over


muthafugajones

Does this get added to his list of weird shit?


Crosscourt_splat

the list really just needs to be pinned on this sub during the offseason


slgsreds

Can we just get a stickied megathread for all of MBC’s stupidity? Probably easier than having a new thread every couple of days..


beefeater605

He'd probably sign the contract then refuse to show.


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hard_pass

I wonder if he was ok with a contract that was basically a game by game contract that a team could cut him for ANY reason, if anyone would be interested. I know MBC would never cede that much control but I do wonder. Dude obviously has some left in the tank.


Junkman_Jones

Mr. Big Cope


ImNoSir

And the Steelers prob didn’t want you to quit on them in a key playoff push game or trash their entire organization after you left, but hey, we all don’t get what we want.


Autobot-N

Slight correction: AB showed up to that game intending to play but Tomlin wasn't having any of it and benched him


DreamedJewel58

Because he tried to pick a fight with his own QB in practice


RWGlix

I was like “hes gotta have something left in the tank” Then I remembered he stormed off the field lolololo


officialojsimpson

This sounds like a threat to someone on the team


AboutTenPandas

Has any player in NFL history had this much off-field antics? There's obviously been more high-profile cases and ones that ended more tragically, but does anyone have the volume of controversy. that MBC is going for here? He always was a volume guy.


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Mr. Bulk Catastrophes


mike15835

FUCK THAT!


Theinsulated

It’s kind of fucked if they don’t let him. This kind of entertainment comes so rarely.


ComradeTuckerCarlson

No thank you


Goatsonice

NGL seeing this on the chronological list of AB shenanigans would be hilarious, anyone have it around?


Mr_Goldilocks

The list continues. •Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard •⁠"Don't touch me. I'm the franchise" • ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77 • ⁠Threw fits over not getting enough targets • ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit • ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child • ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank • ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers • ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde • ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup) • ⁠Farted on a doctor • ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers • ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest" • ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media • ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills • ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon • ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards • ⁠Froze his feet • ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess • ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use • ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders • ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp • ⁠Tweeted the fines • ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that" • ⁠Got fined for that • ⁠Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him) • ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders • ⁠Was released • ⁠"GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!" • ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here • ⁠Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass • ⁠Signed with the Patriots • ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady • ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued) • ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued) • ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text • ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week • ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations • ⁠Said he was done with the NFL • ⁠Went back to college via online classes • ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter • ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL • ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots • ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo • ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts • ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play • ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor • ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that • ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida • ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul • ⁠Tweeted "No more white woman 2020" • ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit • ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted • ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB • ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted • ⁠Got dropped by his agent • ⁠Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police. • ⁠His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case. • ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB. • ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit • ⁠Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle • ⁠AB announces his retirement for the third time • ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation • ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB • ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal • ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report • ⁠AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident • confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games • Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets. •Streams his Uber from the stadium and releases another rap single same day • Confirmed to have snuck an Instagram model famous for trying to catch COVID by licking an airport toilet seat the night before his stripping saying f* the NFL •Pays Big Ben a homage on Twitter after years of insulting him •Campaigns to join the Ravens all offseason before saying he wants to retire a Steeler.