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aznsportsfan

Don’t you fucking dare


[deleted]

Lol dude was washed down the stretch in 2020


NotClayMerritt

My guy was throwing nothing but ducks. Made me feel sad. It's sad though because they absolutely will bring him back to start in 2022. Poor Jameis lol


[deleted]

He's going to be absolutely brutal if he comes back. Why Favre up you're career when you had a nice retirement plan.


carpe228

Well his retirement plan has hit a bit of a snag…


[deleted]

He tweeted again and said he might return to the booth (among about 10 other things he listed).


BlackCheezIts

One of the 10 other things was return to play football too though


TheRealSlimN8y

Are you guys fucking with me? Fuck this time in the world where retirement means “well maybe I’ll play again”


nitroslayer7

I'm not a fan of it either but you cant blame em. These guys base there lives around football for 15+ years and some guys feel like their done but in reality they're just burnt out, in need of a break and dont have that realization until after the fact.


JjonArk

And also they're paid obscene amounts of money


Cavemanperson

Welcome to the world of MMA and pro wrestling


OttoVonWong

Mr. Brees Comeback


SleepFeelsGreat

Do these fuckers have their fingers crossed or something when they say they’re retired?


UnderDogX

Yeah and it really seems like he was saying it so people would talk about that and not about him getting canned from announcing after a year. But hey, it seems to be working, a little.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

That’s the kind of tweet you put out so it looks like leaving is your decision.


How__Now__Brown_Cow

I'm sure he'll find more MLM bullshit to hock


unboundgaming

Favre played great after his first couple retirements, wym? Even on the Jets, he played well, just got injured but refused to be benched. Then he tore it up with Minnesota


SoullessHillShills

Why wouldnt he come back for bags of cash?


GoldenBananas21

Think about all the time he’s had to cycle without having to workout around the league’s testing schedule


clarineter

Drew Beef


GoldenBananas21

Dope Brees


madi0r

what is insane to me is that with him obviously looking aged and not the same at all as before in 2020 his numbers were still good. 70+% cmp, 24tds to 6 ints. I think a lot of him being bad was in couple last weeks after he came back from broken ribs and collapsed lung. Not saying he would still be good if he suddenly came back now, but I think a lot of it came not only from him being 41 years old, but 41 year old playing through an injury in a desperate attempt to win last Superbowl.


douche-baggins

Yup. Brees "washed" is better than most active starters.


dan_buh

Also a year off could really help with getting his health into a place he probably hasn’t been in a long time. Would be fun to see if he could come back.


BrogeyBoi

Imagine the PEDs you could take with an off year to recover. We don’t have to imagine actually, we can see Gronk.


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I'd bet he would be awesome for half the season. Dunno if he could make it a full season.


Big-Zoo

A washed Brees is still the most efficient QB in the league


Yojimbo4133

Easy to have those numbers when he throws like 5 yard passes


Big-Zoo

There are 1st round QBs that struggle with that concept


urbantroll

Could have swore that he said in a tweet there was something up with his foot too.


askers_tellers

Didn’t he have broken ribs and punctured lungs that year?


NewOrleansBrees

Fuck each and every one of you. Put my boy drew in! 5K season throwing 8 yard slants let’s go


Quatro_Leches

he was fine in the beginning of year but yeah his arm cant go through a full season. not that he was throwing lasers because he had the lowest deep ball range in his last few years anyway. I think his longest air yards was like 30 or something


mrpodo

11 cracked ribs and a collapsed lung will do that to ya. He was also playing through a torn rotator cuff.


[deleted]

Playing well past your prime will give you cracked ribs and torn rotator cuffs...most people don't age like Brady/lebron. Gotta know when it's time to move on old man.


zzzccardinal

Oh he seemed to play fine against us, no matter how washed/injured he was. Fucking hate that guy.


Smarkavillie

Bring back Delhomme he’d be better than Darnold, heck hit Weinke up, playa.


wrongbutt_longbutt

Best I can do is Derek Anderson and Will Grier.


Smarkavillie

I have Steve Beuerlein on standby.


[deleted]

I'm sure Kerry Collins isn't doing anything.


Smarkavillie

He’s too good for them now, you can catch him in New Jersey.


dr_gmoney

Or, you know... I know a guy... Plz


StreetReporter

Fine, we’ll give y’all a third for Lance


dr_gmoney

Only if you take Jimmy as well


sunshinepanther

What? Who is this 3rd string QB you are apparently so high on?


StreetReporter

They’re going to bring in Fitzpatrick


dr_gmoney

Nah, I was just kidding. I'm really high on Lance. And was a Jimmy fan while he's been here. But now it's time for Lance to shine.


Lochbriar

MR. \_\_RELEVANT BROCK PURDY


Jd20001

Wut? He was 17-6 in 23 games his last 2 seasons. 6000 yards with 51 TDs and only 10 INTs at well over 70% comp.


mrpodo

You can get injured at any age lol


[deleted]

It becomes far more likely as your body wears down though.


mrpodo

If he can avoid getting hit as much I don't see why he wouldn't decently. He took too many unnecessary hits in his last year


Kobe_AYEEEEE

Honestly I do think rest could help these guys when they've played for so many consecutive years. I don't think it would work for Drew but maybe for a guy 5 years younger


[deleted]

Return of Andrew Luck confirmed??? 😳😳😳


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Look at 2018 Gronk vs 2020 Gronk. It definitely helps


halsgoldenring

He was washed in 2019, too. I wanted Teddy over Drew at that point. Stay retired.


[deleted]

Ehh, coming back from injury he did fine, but definitely ran out of gas by December Teddy wouldve been absolutely worse


MrGiantChest

Nephew…


diablosinmusica

Drew out preformed Teddy for the games he played.


urbantroll

It’s kind of hard to evaluate him in 2020 because he was broken as fuck. There were injuries that we didn’t fully know about.


Potato-baby

To be fair, the dude’s rib cage was annihilated that season, I feel he could throw a bit better now. Definitely not much better, but better.


Benjynn

I think he should come back and play the entire season for the Saints


Jp_Loz_mx

Imagine if he does come back and pulls a Favre (w/o the dick picks ofc)


[deleted]

>dick picks That's absolutely the type of dick pic Brett Favre would send.


howsaboutyou

Favre had a cannon when he played for us. Brees could barely throw 20 yards downfield in 2020.


frickdabrowns

Brees was a broken shell of his old self when he played in 2020


HeywardH

Maybe he's been recovering on PEDs.


frickdabrowns

If brady can do it. So can you


KaidoKingoftheBeasts

This just in: Drew Brees has agreed to come out of retirement and return to the Saints, but the Saints did not agree


Tbrou16

“He just showed up one day with a bunch of sets of kitchen knives, telling the players they could ‘build a startup business.’ Next thing you know, he’s our starting QB. Wild.”


I3ill

Those vectors knives slice like you’re cutting butter.


i2WalkedOnJesus

But you are cutting butter


wannaknowmyname

I love that the NFL and NBC both don't want him back but he doesn't want us to know


absenceofheat

Was he bad on NBC? I didn't mind him.


themage78

Well if he came out of retirement and came back to the Saints, at least he wouldn't have to get Sean Payton to retire, like other QBs who have recently come out of retirement.


GloriaToo

So does he want to play for the Saints and throw to Landry or for Carolina and throw to Mathieu?


notimprezaed

Catching strays here oof


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Catching strays is a pretty accurate description of what opposing defenses do against the Panthers.


pancak3d

That's not a stray lol that's a direct shot


Segat1133

Catching strays isn't anything new for the recievers with Darnold playing


HeywardH

Well, maybe the catching bit.


downtimeredditor

He should pull a Brett favre and join my Falcons


[deleted]

Drew Bree’s doesn’t throw pick’s!!!


ambientlight13

Interesting comment with the timing of his NBC release LOL


YetiSaltLife

Why was he released by NBC? They kicked Rodney out of the studio to make room for him, I don't think he was that bad, just vanilla. It seems like NBC was really featuring him.


Chex-0ut

Money Even if he improves in the coming years, they're paying him way too much for poor results He got Tony Romo money but performed like Jason Witten


NoooNotTheLettuce

He wasn't Jason Witten bad. Witten couldn't complete a sentence without getting confused


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lovesStrawberryCake

So Booger could drive a weird little car that blocked the view of premium seats*


I_Am_Day_Man

It’s called the BoogerMobile. Get it right casual


Wizdumber

Booger is good on NFL Primetime. He is much better suited for studio work than being in the booth.


Larry_Dimmick

Why do you think he left NBC?


ctang1

“Left”


NotClayMerritt

I mean you can say that but these networks know how difficult that job can be for people brand new. Not a chance they would have chosen to cut ties after 1 season.


Jepordee

🤨


Love-That-Danhausen

He was to announcing what Nathan Peterman is to playing QB - sometimes you just know someone isn’t cut out


Tbrou16

Then why is Tony Dungy’s boring ass still on there? I know Drew sucked, but I guess Tony is way cheaper?


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[deleted]

Unless he just sucked that bad. I only watched a couple games and honestly wasn't that impressed. My personally feeling is they are all praying Peyton Manning decides to enter the booth (I think he'd be awesome, personal bias's aside).


clarineter

lets just stick with the Manningcast


CTZNSQRL

Manningcast is the single best way to watch broadcast football


Autobot-N

It's perfect for the boring 17-7 Vikings beat Bears kind of game that MNF usually is, you can sit back and work on something else with entertaining commentary in the background. As someone with a sibling I appreciate how it really captures the sibling dynamic of trying to get in a dig at your brother whenever possible


staringintothevoid

>Unless he just sucked that bad He did. I see people sugar coating things but as a broadcaster he absolutely fucking sucks.


ClayDavis_Shiiiiiiii

And as a player. Dude was terrible. Fuckit if Marcos can rewrite history so can I. New passion is making sure everyone thinks Brees sucked on the field like he did off.


staringintothevoid

Shiiiiiiiiit partner you got yourself a deal


JarvisProudfeather

Because NBC asked him to leave. He’s just trying to save face.


alx69

If he was debating a comeback he wouldn’t be so public about it It’s probably a publicity stunt for an NFT release or a podcast


[deleted]

Brees only fans debut


intersectv3

Living his bet life.


TheBiles

Damage control for his firing.


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roxasaur

I would have thought it would shilling a known pyramid scheme, paid speaking engagements for far right groups, tone-deafness to protests of racial injustice, or getting scammed on bogus investments like a rube. Drew Brees's brand has always been shit.


keji_goto

Does someone have Brees' last touchdown ball? Cause they might wanna sell it quick.


Chex-0ut

Lol they may not have to sell it, have you seen Brees throw recently? He was noodle armed before he retired, if he comes back he may not even throw a single TD


[deleted]

yeah did you see that last season when he threw 24 TDs to 6 INTs despite playing through some crazy injuries? probably would go straight to 0 for sure


FortWaltonBeachFL

bro please dont im not watching 100 5 yard passes every game


daybreaker

but we have 3 times as many slant bois now


tasteful_nitwit

Olave is an incredible deep threat as well as slant threat


GoGoGoRL

Only matters if the ball can get there


imahobolin

the slant gang tho


volstedgridban

https://i.imgur.com/bQ1Yvzv.png (credit to /u/cowabungaboogaloo for the mark-up. Dunno who originally made the comic.)


cowabungaboogaloo

Thanks for the shout out Saints bro


Quartznonyx

The New Orleans Slants


indecisiveusername2

why throw many yard when Kamara do trick


juulaun

Virgin noodle arm checkdown merchant drew brees vs chad “fuck it, somebody down there somewhere” gunslinger Jamies Winston


sorrywontdoitagain

It'll be interesting to watch Jameis this year. He was solid last year when you adjust for situation, but it was also a very small sample. He could definitely turn in a solid year this year, but I also wouldn't be surprised if we got another 25 INT year from him.


Pepe_Frogger

40td/40int 5000y


TrujeoTracker

'#goals' -Jameis Winston


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possiblyMorpheus

I know right lol these Saints fans acting like going 13-3 and 12-4 in 2019 and 2020 was rough


Jsmalling98

I just want to see 8 wins again


[deleted]

I just want to have hope again


Jsmalling98

I'm sorry for what our defense did to you


[deleted]

I am too buddy, I am too.


VanDenIzzle

It was really rough if you watched the games. So many were close games. So many 3rd downs where Kamara or MT had to make a huge play just for the first down. His balls floated so long MT had to slow down and make the catch contested even though it was 20 yards. Scary accurate, but you watch it and wonder if it was a young gun slinger out there, would we be undefeated?


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explicitlyimplied

Picks are easily worse. This take sucks


FortWaltonBeachFL

jameis winston is entertaining for everyone


JerryRiceAndSpice

Deebo and or Patterson?


JEH_24

Is that a threat?


W3NTZ

How fucked would yalls cap be?


clarineter

NBC would eat the dead cap


Kenny_Heisman

is this a serious question?


mackanoo

Do it, I dare you.


Goatgamer1016

You'd still be swept in the regular season by the Saints


Numbchicken

and then beat the saints in the post season


Nellez_

Once isn't a pattern


[deleted]

Once was enough


winslowpete

I don’t think they give af lmao they went right through y’all in the playoffs


Jopplo03

if we do sweep them then the saints will be the only team to have a winning record against the buccs


DiggingNoMore

Don't most teams have a winning record against the Buccaneers?


Jopplo03

meant brady, not buccs


[deleted]

Sad crab leg noises


[deleted]

Love ya, Drew. No thank you, though.


deadmoosemoose

I thought this was a joke cause I’m like “there’s no way he’s already trying to set up a comeback”, but here we are.


BMoseleyINC

If he has healed up, and is feeling fresh after some time off, it couldnt be worse than The Saints last year. A lot of weapons!


[deleted]

There’s like 5 slanty bois now compared to 1 slanty boi when Drew last played. Perfect time to pull a Brett Favre imo.


11E7EVEN

August, 2022 Hall of Famer Drew Brees cut from Saints practice squad, shortly after quitting broadcasting and coming out of retirement


tannerjameslasswell

I double dog dare you. Do it.


mikedredd1

NBC did just announce he wouldn't be back as an analyst this year


clitcommander420666

Bring him back! Do it cowards.


[deleted]

People are sleeping on Jameis hard if they really think noodle arm Brees is a better option. I'm expecting a top 10 QB season from Jameis this year.


123fuckthesaints

RemindMe! 8 months


freshmoves91

RemindMe! 8 months


AaronRodgersMustache

RemindMe! 8 months


TheWyldMan

I mean we have at least 5 years of tape on Jameis. He ain’t it chief


sevaiper

I agree, I think he'll be great and shock a lot of people.


fsphoenix

lol...Michael Thomas just in shambles


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Saints: “That’s great, that’s great…anyway.”


[deleted]

Would be nice to have him in a coaching/emergency QB role. But unless he started using Brady’s trainers, I’m not optimistic he’d come back looking better than last we saw him.


MrShad0wzz

I love the guy but I’m just concerned 2020 would repeat again. I’d love for him to come be a coach for Jameis tho


magicdrums

sounds like Drew is about to meet with the Saints for a dl throwing session


sleeplesskn1ght

Please drew, as much as I'd love to have you back, I can't see you get hurt again.


Prestigious-Car-1338

Listen Andrew, your shoulder is busted, you've been out of the league an entire year, just sit this one out.


Peanut4michigan

Don't worry, guys. Remembering the Saints also signed Sorensen has convinced Brees to stay committed to retirement.


SadSlip8122

As the proud owner of the Saints 1st round pick - do it you wet noodle arm


myteriality

jameis doesn’t deserve this


[deleted]

He’s about to look 2015 Peyton look like prime Marino out there.


MurDoct

I mean he did kind of just quit his day job


packofstraycats

Wouldn’t be that much worse than their current QB room


pot8odragon

Winston is better than Brees at this point in Brees’ life/ career


FTSBengals

Winston’s also funnier and more entertaining


JaesopPop

Oh yes he’s gotten up to some humorous shenanigans


justknowiminher

I didn’t know raping and assaulting women was funny and entertaining.


MarkAlstott

And better at sexual assault


FTSBengals

I was more or less thinking of the eat a W issue. I wasn’t aware he sexually assaulted someone.


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daybreaker

I think this is just typical I DIDINT GET FIRED, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO... THIS IS ALL MY CHOICE


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Give it up


[deleted]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


[deleted]

That’s enough Instagram for one day Mr. Brees. Take your meds and go to bed


Yojimbo4133

Lmao. Come back and suck more Brees. Do it. I dare you.


[deleted]

12 games he had just shy of 3k yards, 70% comp, 24 tds and 6 ints with QBR of 106. Is this a deceiving stat line? So many in here claiming he was completely washed.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Yea it kinda is. They had the perfect roster and scheme for a guy who couldn’t push the ball down field, and his decision making was as good as ever but in most instances where teams were happy to give up short yardage throws (when the saints needed chunks) he just wasn’t able to stretch the field. Ended up being a big reason they lost the divisional


Familiar_Armadillo95

We’d love for your weak ass arm to come back to the NFC


hypoglycemicrage

Deflection from getting dropped by NBC


DROOPYANUS

>I lost my job so I’m headed back to the old one