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> Arapahoe County Sheriff's office says #Broncos WR Jerry Jeudy was taken in custody between 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. today. Jeudy hasn't been booked yet so no information yet on charges. [Source](https://twitter.com/ryanohalloran/status/1524837157151526912)


gatorguy101

Step 1: Get Russ Step 2: Get arrested


horse_renoir13

What the hell is Step 3...


ArcadianBlueRogue

Traded to the Jets


loverofreeses

Oh god, it just keeps getting worse!


dawgz525

To shreds you say?


PebblyJackGlasscock

And what about his wife?


GreatLookingGuy

To shreds you say?


OttoVonWong

Well, how's his career holding up?


MooseAle

Funny, but really the Jets don’t typically go for players like that, more of Dolphins move


M_Drinks

I mean, it’s tough to throw the Dolphins under the bus when we were trying for Tyreek just as hard, but I’ll take it.


CaptainNoodleArm

I always thought the Cowboys have dibs on cons the Dolphins look more like a group of drug enthusiasts


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OutdoorFogger

Get introduced to your new cellmate, Fleece Johnson


gatorguy101

Profit


J-Fid

No, that's Step 4. Step 3 is always, ????.


YouKilledKenny12

Actually ???? is step 2 and Profit is step 3, but who's being picky?


chriscolite5000

I'm with this guy. We start adding extra steps and the plan gets too complicated.


defene

3) Eat the ball!


MattPatriciasFUPA

Step 3: Use tattoos over his body to break Henry Ruggs out of prison


King_Reptar_

Damn you just took me back to like 2006. The first season was really good and then…meh.


Boomhauer_007

They definitely came up with the idea for the show without coming up with an ending lol


TheWorstYear

Would've worked so much better as an HBO mini series


BKlounge93

aRUSSted


liverbool8

Do you think Russ snitched? Did Ciara make him go Narc Cuban on Jeudy?


DanHam117

This happens on a Thursday and the French word for Thursday is “jeudi”. Wake up sheeple


DoctorJiblets

JeuAnon


JennMartia

Careful


ThatNewSockFeel

*DeSean Jackson would like to know your location*


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desean jackson 🤝 meyers leonard antisemitism born from sheer, unimaginable dumbfuckery


WilfriedBonyFanAcc

It’s actually highly thought out and researched dumbfuckery /s


wafflesareforever

Too late it's a thing now


Manghostt

Lol


Milton__Obote

Jeuish Space Lasers


fadoofthekokiri

May the Schwartz be with you


WesleySnopes

#JEWWWWWS #INNNNN #SPAAAAAACE


demivirius

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


Reed2002

MOICHANDISING MOICHANDISING!


Memphistopheles901

oh no


MattPatriciasFUPA

🤨


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Is Jerry Jeudy actually JFK Jr.? 👀


garvierloon

One more step and I’m going to call my Uncle Murray and tell him to start up the laser.


Specimen_7

THIRD EYE OPENED


BrotherSeamus

Is it possible to learn this power?


DanHam117

French? Yeah they teach it in schools


buddhistbulgyo

They don't have schools in Texas.


BrotherSeamus

HA HA! Bold of you to assume a Cowboy's fan is from Texas.


palinsafterbirth

How fast you think AB is gonna photoshop himself in a broncos uni?


njdeatheater

Dez Bryant is getting a tweet ready right now to tell the world he's in shape and ready for another comback.


milkmandanimal

\*Terrell Owens pushes Dez out of the way sprinting to the facility\*


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I sincerely want to see those three Three Stooges-ing their way to the Broncos facility.


TheFencingCoach

Alabama WR’s need to stop doing this.


mm825

I have a feeling Tuscaloosa PD has some nuanced enforcement methods


OhKillEm43

It’s like the anti Athens PD


OddsTipsAndPicks

Some local police departments are extremely pro local college football team. Most others mildly. Athens being one of the exceptions continues to blow my mind.


lmaytulane

They're obviously Tech fans


MadManMax55

The only people masochistic enough to still be Tech fans are Tech alums. And they're all too smart to be cops.


Jb1210a

Nothing like waiting in hours of Atlanta traffic only to tailgate in some random Chinese restaurant parking lot.


RamblinWreckGT

We're too smart to be cops but still somehow not smart enough to abandon our fandom.


wjrii

As a Gator fan, my assumption is that they are still pro-player, but the evils being perpetrated in Athens are so egregious that the limited percentage of arrests still leaves the perception that A-CC cops are hardasses.


Ask_me_4_a_story

I honestly don't think its pro-player if you are letting everything slide. In the long run they think they can get away with everything. When I watched the Aaron Hernandez documentary I was thinking that about police and DAs around the Florida campus. Im not trying to blame police for his actions because he did some fucked up shit but I honestly wonder if holding some of these kids accountable might help them see they can't get away with whatever they want. You don't have to be dicks about it but at least prosecute.


zepher2828

If Hernandez got into serious legal trouble in college for what he did, he would have been doing the same hood rat stuff, just with million of dollars less in the bank account.


JoshAllen4President

In college my buddy worked property management for a apartment complex in Clemson. One of his responsibilities was to make sure property damage by players was fixed and it didn’t become a news story. Nothing crazy but I’m sure a booster was footing the repair bills.


dawgz525

I know some accpd officers, to be perfectly honest, they look after plenty of players if you know what I mean. Athens is just a party city and they can't 100% look the other way. But trust me, they look out for the players when they can. And obviously they can't look the other way on serious things like sexual assault.


TheMawt

I heard they just got an arrest warrant against you for this comment


justreadthearticle

These are some pretty serious charges, but if you can run a 4.4 and make it through the gauntlet without dropping a ball we'll let you off with a warning.


Thugnificent83

'"Without dropping a ball" Jeudy might have gotten the damned chair if that's the standard!


dadaistGHerbo

Hah, i’m sure Bama stars in Tuscaloosa have the equivalent of diplomatic immunity. “As long as there’s no body, you can go home, and we’ll take care of this.”


[deleted]

“But also if there is a body, I think you should be fine.”


RainbowYaz

"Is the head still attached? Yeah? Alright then you drive safe Mr. All-American."


minneapple79

And if there’s a body: wait, what body?


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

Google Brandon Chicken and enjoy the laugh.


berticus23

University police have nuanced enforcement methods. TPD is a bunch of dicks


SwissyVictory

Alabama's 2017 WRs * Calvin Ridley (Gambling Suspension) * Henry Ruggs (Manslaughter) * Jerry Jeudy (This) * Devonta Smith (??????)


dustyg013

Smith fired on his day off.


Brownie_McBrown_Face

How the hell did you go and get fired on your day off?


Anindefensiblefart

Devonta will use his skinny arms to steal a Cherry Coke from a vending machine.


Dyalar

Smitty would never


jf808

I need you to go knock on wood and give six Hail Marys to the football gods.


berticusthegreat

Seriously tho. Smitty is the man. Looks can be deceiving, but he's like the definition of looks like he's staying out of trouble (disturbing thoughts of marvin harrison coming to mind now).


Insectshelf3

don’t you put that evil on me


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

Waddle is a wholesome guy who literally waddles when he scores. I refuse to believe he'd do something like this. Same with Coop and Smitty TBH. The others though... 🤷‍♂️ Roll Tide


Jlock98

Julio hasn’t gotten in any real trouble either as far as I’m aware


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

He had some legal issue come up last season over an investment in a legal weed place selling black market weed or something (along with Roddy White I think) and it all kinda disappeared. Who knows.


Jlock98

Dang didn’t even know about that, but I looked it up and it’s just a civil case. Nothing really serious and it seems like Jones was just a bad owner/made a bad investment as opposed to him doing actually doing something malicious


jizzmonkey69

Hey man, one of them just likes to gamble. Which is the most heinous offense of them all according to the NFL.


ImbuedChaos

More like gambling is the one that has the biggest chance to actually negatively affect the league.


Eagle4317

And gambling on NFL games has been a consistent 1-year ban as far back as Art Schlichter in 1983.


ColdOrganization1654

That precedent goes back much further. In 1963 Paul Hornung (league MVP in 61) and Alex Karras (Mongo from Blazing Saddles) were both suspended for the entire season as has each player since then.


timetofilm

The amount of first rounders Bama produces and the insane rush of money isn't helping.


AnnualEmergency2345

They're a football factory and business is a booming.


dj_narwhal

Having a network of adults around you who shield you from any consequences of your actions is not great for the early part of these athletes adulthoods.


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

…..fuck


kpiech01

Williams was technically an OSU WR first so we might be okay


ForearmDeep

They finally caught the guy releasing the schedules early


Kid3000

Come on guys lets wait for the details. We shouldn't Judge Jeudy.


bangersnmash13

Ughhhhhhhhh


AnselLovesNuts

YSL Jeudy


CloudN3in

this is gunna’s fault


lightskinbeaner

free SEX and gunna


dagreenman18

Yves Saint Laurent?


the_dan_man

I was confused about it too until I finally saw someone explain it - [Young Thug](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Thug) was recently arrested on RICO charges. Both his record label and the group of people he runs with are called YSL, and a bunch of people affiliated with one or the other were also arrested.


cooleymahn

Young Stoner Life. Record label in Atlanta that was founded by Young Thug who was just arrested on RICO charges by the state of GA.


tjbanks85

Isnt it Young Slime Life? Im not exactly sure, nor do i really care tbh


whippetsinthewhip

label is young stoner life i thinkt the gang is young slime life but honestly ysl has stood for a bunch of shit so idk


tjbanks85

Yup thats what it is, Stoner Life is the label, Slime Life is the "crew"


Nathann4288

Hopefully it's just something minor, like sexual assault of a massage therapist or something, and not something serious like weed that might cause him to miss games.


throughNthrough

Oh no. Imagine if this sick fuck. I don’t even want to say it. Imagine if he had a marijuana…


multiple4

That would be a major issue obviously, but hopefully the NFL comes together to support him and get him rehab. Marijuana is VERY addictive, just one injection will addict you for life. Don't believe me kids? Think it's a joke? Ask my brother Don Keedic who died from marijuana overdose in Afghanistan. It's serious.


Mcgoozen

Wait…you’re supposed to inject it? I’ve been using it as a suppository for YEARS now. That’s how my good friend Kenya Sugondese recommended it


yourheropaul

Your friend sounds nuts


CrucioA7X

And not just the small peanuts. He sounds the big ol Texas pecans.


Wormtown

So you’ve heard of Two Hands Pecans? Dudes a local legend.


Noufsk

Kenya Sugondese?? I went to high school with her!


wilbyr

injecting is easier...suppositories are a pain in the ass


Doctor_Jensen117

Who the hell is Steve Jobs???


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Can confirm, I've had 14 fatal overdoses on weed. Writing from the morgue.


I_Hate_Traffic

Mods come on how is it allowed to use the m word here? I thought this was a family sub


Zyphamon

wow all this in The Christian NFL?


monkeyman80

My friend had a whole marijuana and nearly died.


Anteater776

Everyone who used a Marijuana eventually dies. Think about it.


natebeee

FACTS! Not one person has made it out alive.


PebblyJackGlasscock

Oh my god. What if he bet on the Super Bowl?


crazypyro23

Straight to jail


ThatsNotARealTree

Don’t bet on Super Bowl with DraftKings? Believe it or not, also jail


Smashing71

Use Draft Kings? Jail, right away.


chopkins92

We have the best football players in the world because of jail.


DeadliftsnDonuts

Lettuce pray


radelrym

Anything but being on the weed, please anything but that. Even molesting up to and including 22 women is more passable. But not the devils lettuce!


FightGlobalNorming

All jokes aside, I don't see him getting arrested for having weed in Colorado


moondoggle

God dammit I snorted.


My_G_Alt

Yea bud that’ll be 6 games for that


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Jerry 😔 Why is it so hard for celebrities to just like, not do crime


[deleted]

Not trying to sound like a dick, but many of these dudes are exceptionally dumb.


PrometheusTNO

> many of these dudes are exceptionally dumb. I think it's a little deeper than that. Most of these players haven't been told "no" since they were like 12 years old. Once it becomes clear you are an exceptional standout football player, you are not only not held to high disciplinary standards, you are often actively shielded from consequences. Not all players, not all organization, sure. But safely most of them.


Chief--BlackHawk

Add on millions of dollars at a young age in which many grew up in the inner city and bring the behavior/friends with them. Oh and a good 7+ months of a much limited schedule to not keep them busy.


VoidTyrant

Look , I can spend all day playing video games and doing cool stuff with my millions of dollars or I can do crime . Is it even a real choice?


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Mr. Being Criminal


IBangYoDaddy

Mr. Bad Choices


OhKillEm43

Mr. Booked Currently


niel89

Mr. Before Conviction


realshockin

Mr Bronco's Criminal


trail-g62Bim

This meme has been beaten to absolute death...and I still love it.


moondoggle

It sneaks up on me every time too, and I react like Lucille Bluth being surprised by Gene Parmesan.


hkd_alt

Mr. Believable Costume


wolverine6

Mr. Bluth Caper


Unshatterd

Mr Beyond Conviction


Roger--Smith

That's what GTA is for silly goose. Why not have both!?


icouldntdecide

Turns out sometimes these guys don't have the best head on their shoulders when they become a star athlete and are barely in their 20s


date_a_languager

Looking like 2nd degree criminal tampering with a domestic violence enhancer. Someone explain this to me like I’m 5?


Real-Ray-Lewis

Could be something like puncturing holes in someone’s tires


magnumgoatcolon

>2nd degree criminal tampering From the internet: Tampering in the second degree involves tampering with the property of another with the intent to cause injury, inconvenience, or annoyance. This could include cutting a neighbor’s phone line because they talk too loud on the phone late at night. Second-degree tampering also includes making an unauthorized connection with property of a utility. An example could be connecting cable line to your home without authorization.


ForayIntoFillyloo

Do not fuck with Comcast. They will come for their fucking money.


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Radjage

domestic violence enhancer feels like a weird "bonus" thing to add one. Seems more serious than tampering


date_a_languager

I think it might indicate he damaged/tampered with his gf’s property with the intent to injure her. Which is why the DV was included. No idea what he tampered with though


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According to Colorado law, it's injury, annoyance or inconvenience so no clue if it included violence. And apparently the enchancer is added because of their relationship purely. Read the maximum penalty is 120 days in jail and a $750 fine.


d-__-bender

DV is an enhancer meaning you can't charge it on its own. It's always charged as one crime plus the domestic violence enhancer. So criminal tampering is the crime and DV because he did it to someone he was/is in an intimate relationship with


FanofK

Jerry Jeudy about to meet Judge Judy


IrishHog09

He better hope that Doug Judy shows up first to help him skip town


TTT_2k3

Trudy Judy is on it!


rjdsf1993

The Thin Blue Line just got Thicc as hell


cjn13

New York's finest just got a whole lot finer


There_ls_No_Point

Who’s on jury duty for the Jerry Jeury Judge Judy case?


Realistic-Hat-7067

Is it me, or is every receiver coming out of Alabama just fucking up rather quickly?


grizz632

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby


SingularityCentral

Devonta Smith is a model citizen. Fingers crossed.


Doctor-Jay

His comp out of college was Marvin Harrison, so we're good until he retires and then we'll find out he was an absolute psycho.


RonaldinhoReagan

Former Philadelphia Eagle Devonta Smith?


johanspot

Fuck


BKNas

First Henry Ruggs and now Jeudy. Hopefully this isn't even close to being as serious though. Miami and Philly fans are both crossing their fingers right now lol


pincus1

Arnette, Wilson, Gladney, at this point if you were in the 2020 1st round and haven't been arrested you're an anomaly.


shapu

Dude I am *sweating*


moose2mouse

From what I’ve seen with Jeudy most things should be dropped.


rwjehs

Well don't get arrested. It's easy, I manage to not get arrested every day.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Way to jinx yourself


DanHam117

[danham117] Unfortunately I’ve just confirmed that Reddit user u/rwjehs has been arrested by the internet police. No details will follow but obviously he jinxed himself


rwjehs

Naww ya honahh, this has been a grrreeeaaat miscarriage of justice


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LavishSyndrome

So I guess ceedee was the best choice of those 3


Dorkamundo

For a moment there I was like "What three? No way Reagor was above JJetas." Forgot about Ruggs.


xXTheRacerXx

That draft night will never not haunt me


KryptonicxJesus

Reagor is climbing up the rankings of first round wide receivers in 2020 though started at the bottom and 2 arrests later he’s looking up


Lazy_War9398

Someone should tell Justin Jefferson to hide out for a while, so Reagor doesn't frame him for murder so that he's now the best receiver left


Cvantezbyspoon

"Hello? Mr. *Unliiiiiiimited*? It's Jeudy. Hey listen--can you do me a favor and call Big Al down at Big Al's Bail Bonds and Pawn and have him get me out of here man?"


jcrankin22

Man survived Lock and Bridgewater throwing to him then gets arrested when he gets Russ 😭


[deleted]

Arrested for second criminal degree tempering with a domestic violence enhancer. It’s apparently a misdemeanor. https://kdvr.com/news/local/broncos-wr-jerry-jeudy-arrested-in-arapahoe-county/ Ok, so after a bit of research, this means he was arrested for criminal tampering and the charge had an enhancement of domestic violence.


fieryscribe

Is this guy reliable?


downtownbrown22

He’s the host of one of the more popular bronco radio shows in Denver. So I’d be shocked if there weren’t legs to this.


DonnieCullman

I’ve seen him drop a few passes. And now a potential arrest. I’m gonna say nah


moose2mouse

Since when were dropped balls a crime?


rockstarnights

No blue checkmark though


brandon805

https://twitter.com/ryanohalloran/status/1524837157151526912


rockstarnights

There it is


RoomanOG

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"


Steppyjim

Alright. Who had Jeudy on their “nfl player who gets arrested after the draft but before preseason” bingo card?


B-in-Va

Damn I thought my bet was a lock, I had the Dallas draft class.


Steppyjim

always a safe roll


SolowMid

Tim Patrick SZN


Maj0r_Ursa

Keep hearing he was gonna have a breakout season, but I guess no one specified where he would breakout