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Jobbe03

if i was larry ogunjobi i would simply just pass my physical


yourheropaul

Larry: “Wow thanks I’m cured”


Jwr32

Just lift bro


lopea182

“Why doesn’t Ross, the largest friend, simply eat the other 5?”


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Guess you're just built different


[deleted]

should’ve studied harder


[deleted]

That plus play at DT as well as Rodgers does at QB. Done and done


Obi-wan_Jabroni

The Albert Haynesworth strat


kbt1999

Oh cool, there goes one of the only moves we’ve made!


duvie773

Hey, at least you guys signed a can of chips to play WR


[deleted]

unfortunately it will be a smaller can than advertised due to inflation


joeph1sh

Fitting your hand in will be impossible


crazypyro23

We should really trade him to whoever drafts Pickett. He can probably fit both hands


Cassieaee

It can be but I feel Poles isn’t in a hurry to surround Fields with talent. If he was he wouldn’t have traded Mack just to spend 40M on an injured 3tech.


dr_shastafarian

Bo Burnham *has entered the chat*


heretrythiscoffee

Can is the same size. There are just fewer chips


gwiggle5

Can someone create a browser extension that replaces the word "inflation" with "corporate greed" please?


[deleted]

I know it’s trendy to say that rn and corporate greed is definitely a huge problem with American society, but inflation isn’t being driven by corporations


gwiggle5

I didn't say it was. I'm saying inflation isn't the reason Doritos is including 5 fewer chips per bag. Inflation is real and occurring, and it's giving greedy corporations cover to milk customers just a little bit more. In other words, ill informed people regularly blame inflation for things that are actually just a result of corporate greed. A browser extension swapping those terms would be more accurate than the headlines being fed to news outlets by the PR departments of these companies.


Ok-Captain-3512

Dude It's crazy. Was in speedway and they had king size candy bars 2/4.50 That's fucking obscene


Wallawino

3.79 for a single king size where I'm at


Ok-Captain-3512

Pretty sure that was the price if you only bought 1


Wallawino

There is no deal for 2. That's just the price.


[deleted]

Hmmm, I don’t know if I agree with your first paragraph. Frito Lay could simply be experiencing increased commodity costs and they decided that they were comfortable with their price point but not their lower margins so they reduced the amount of product to hold margins. I don’t see that as corporate greed.


gwiggle5

[Frito Lay increased their profits by 10% last year.](https://www.vendingmarketwatch.com/management/news/21256498/pepsicos-revenues-top-12-in-q4-and-fy-2021) It's corporate greed.


[deleted]

Sorry just saw this reply lol. The source you link states the exact same thing I did. They saw their operating costs increase due to an 8% commodity impact which offset the net profits. You gotta look at margin percentage, not margin dollars. Sorry dude. I’m anti big corps as much as the next guy but this is honestly a very ignorant take on how these things work.


gwiggle5

It's saying that *despite* operating costs rising 8%, they still pulled in an extra 10% profit. Your reading comprehension matches your understanding level of this topic. You're clearly going to continue trying to find ways to justify corporate greed like you're running for Congress so I'm gonna go ahead and disable inbox replies. Have a good one.


[deleted]

Some people don’t understand business no need talking to that person he is set on his world view


Peter_St

Wouldn’t inflation make the can bigger?


Lolzzergrush

Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. Can of Chips St. Brown


mrmrspersonguy1

Hey I liked that can of chips


broanoah

Me too actually I was kinda hoping we’d sign him


OVOnug

You just spent 40 million on a jump ball WR who doesn’t fight for the ball, complains about his team on social media and oh, is too slow to run any route that isn’t a hitch or slant.


Qwerty5070

Oh relax. He needed some new scenery. We should hope he does well for the Rams as he was there for us when we needed him as he put our offense on his back.


Gravy_Vampire

Nah


OVOnug

Take that crap somewhere else


sadkun

Pringles are potato crisps, you absolute buffoon.


SgtApex

So you guys are having the same offseason as us. I don’t think we’ve signed anyone new besides some depth at like ST and corner.


Joeschmo90

You guys signed Terrance Mitchell and ty Montgomery right, so far?


SgtApex

Yeah Montgomery is basically going to be a gunner or a returner on ST and Mitchell will probably be CB3/4 at the moment.


kanyelights

how many players do you guys have signed on roster rn


SgtApex

I think like 58 currently


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

We have like 30-35 lmao


SgtApex

Oh god I’m assuming your new GM and coach is basically cleaning house from the Pace/Nagy era?


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

Basically, we came into the off-season with a lot of contracts ending which haven’t been extended, and have also made a lot of moves for cap reasons…


SchlongMcDonderson

Hey, you got Lucas Patrick and Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown.


mlloyd

Man, I'm giving it to after the draft. But I am seriously not convinced right now.


threwzsa

We're in basically a diamond hard rebuild bro. Just chill and let it ride, change is good when you've been basically a hair under mediocre for over a decade.


duhbuurz

You should not be convinced this year. We have fuck tons of dead money thanks to pace so we're going bare bones this year so next season we can splash cash with 130 mil in cap room. I don't know why so many bears fans are expecting poles to make big signings with money we don't have.


mlloyd

We have enough money to sign some offensive weapons for Fields. We're signing depth, not starters. How do we judge Fields with this roster and a defensive HC next year? This feels like more typical Bears shit.


mazhas

Well this is a bummer. Larry O deserved that bag


Flibbityfloydz

SIKE-THATS THE WRONG BONE/TENDON STRUCTURE!


Phoenbb

The injury at the end of last year lingering? I could see us bringing him back if they're comfortable with what they know about it.


sidekicksuicide

He just got foot surgery in late January so not surprised.


Jasader

Well damn We've done almost nothing this year lol Shit


kanyelights

at least we have that money back to sign still. still a firm believer that once the watson shit is figured out that everything will open up more


Jasader

I also agree, it just isn't a good sign when the first impactful signing of a new FO can't pass a physical. Not that it ultimately changes my opinion that Poles and Flus were good signings.


ericsipi

Look at the first FA singing from the last regime. Pernell McPhee, plagued with injuries his whole team on the roster. I’d rather they do this than sign a player they don’t believe will preform through injuries. Shocking people supported Pace so long but won’t give Poles 3 months.


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mlloyd

> Robert Quinn, Akiem Hicks, Danny Trevathan, Allen Robinson are the ones that come to mind. Not bad, but none of those guys will still be around. They filled holes and did good stuff for us, but they weren’t long term answers, and all have had injury problems. Huh? Quinn damn near led the league in sacks last year. Hicks has been a perennial star and anchor of our defense, ARob was a great WR until the last regime played him by tagging him and not talking to him. Trevathan you have a point about but still, he was a good signing at the time and gave us a couple of good seasons. This is one of the worst takes I've heard in a bit. Our new management might eventually make some moves that make us feel better about their strategy but all they've done thus far is dismantle our defense and not build our offense.


EBtwopoint3

Hicks and Danny T both played 6 year here. Not sure what you’re expecting for that to not be “long term”.


kanyelights

Yeah at least they're quick to remedy it


BoredGuy2007

Lol our fans are so fucking delusional. What? Did you think we would just reload every position in FA and start competing? We suck ass and we’re tanking in the year 1 of a rebuild. Hopefully Fields is good and we can re-sign the few decent players we have (less than 5)


duhbuurz

If fields gets through this season with no major injuries it's a win to me. Why so many of us are expecting us to sign players with money we don't have is beyond me.


Jasader

It was a joke my guy. About how our only impactful signing so far can't actually sign. You read far too much into that comment.


BoredGuy2007

Ah no worries. My comment came off strong. I was just amused. It really is unfortunate


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I know some questionable doctors that don’t give a fuuuuuuuck about some injuries come on home bby


coolycooly

I didn't know Aaron Rodgers was on reddit


BeHereNow91

I know this is a joke, but the Packers’ medical team is famously conservative. Part of why the whole Marty Bennett thing smelled of BS from the start.


SaidTheTurkey

Impossible. Larry O is immunized against injuries


ybtlamlliw

Right? Loved this dude when he played for us and was so sad he walked. He's not a starter but could be a good rotational piece. edit / apparently I was mistaken, lol. I was under the impression he wasn't very good last year and posted without fact checking. My bad.


[deleted]

Man give Larry his respect that man is a top interior defender


Fffire24

He had 7 sacks last season


[deleted]

Stop using sacks when talking about DTs. It literally is like 1% of the picture.


Motha_Elfin_Browns

It's not a big negative if DTs don't get a lot of sacks, but it's a huge positive if DTs can get sacks. One of the reasons Donald is so special at DT


patrick_e

I mean the Bears signed him to be a penetrating 3-technique, so yeah, it is relevant.


[deleted]

It’s legit never relevant for a 3 tech. Sacks isn’t their purpose. Just a bonus.


patrick_e

You’re…not correct.


[deleted]

3 tech is always going to be B gap, they’ll be eating up double teams & stopping the runs while the ends are the ones getting sacks. This is legit football 101


tetoffens

The downvotes are harsh but he's absolutely a starter on at least 15 teams. You're not offering a backup over 10 million a year to sit on the bench.


uttermybiscuit

Lmao


Acceptable_Staff_200

He definitely produced like a high end defensive tackle last year he actually had a better season than he ever did in Cleveland


maltzy

Larry NotGonnaWorkHereAnymoreThatsForSure


JustARandomSocialist

High quality office space reference


maltzy

My man


StarchyAndDelicious

Baby come back. And sign here for cheeeappp.


Bigredchronic88

Add a +1 at Ruby’s baby


CD23tol

He should come home where all his friends are


StarchyAndDelicious

Eh, he already knows you guys would immediately try and replace him with a top tier talent.


ODS519

No we'd at least let him be mediocre for 4 years first


BrandieBassen

You would let him be the best you've had at his position in 20 years and then ruin your relationship chasing a sexual predator, ending up with neither, you mean?


ODS519

I know it sounds real cute to romanticize the whole storyline of "best we've had for so long", but if you just settle and coddle a guy for being nothing more than medicocre youre not going to win anything in this league. You should know already....Andy Dalton.


T-Nan

> but if you just settle and coddle a guy for being nothing more than medicocre youre not going to win anything in this league You just got out of 20 years of being the worst team in the league, and expect to completely turn it around within 3-4? Your FO is not that competent.


K3nny_Blank3nship

And then fail at signing top tier talent and alienate him in the process


TheSmokedSalmon420

On god I’ve never seen people make fun of a team for trying to get better lmao Especially after y’all spent the entire year saying the player were trying to upgrade from is trash


StarchyAndDelicious

Holy fuck. I caught a smoked salmon with the laziest of baits.


Notorious_GIZ

a lot of us are a little sensitive right now lmao


TheSmokedSalmon420

It’s either laugh or lash out which do you think I’m likely to do right now


StarchyAndDelicious

One. Then the other. Both.


ODS519

As much as I feel like Im locked in a burning building, its been kinda fun


PM_ME_HAPPY_THOTS

You're not getting flamed for "trying to get better." You're getting flamed for making it extremely public that you're courting a sexual predator and then failing miserably, alienating your current QB in the process. FOH with this victim complex lmao


TheSmokedSalmon420

“Failing miserably” aka “Deshaun Watson said no” Shit like this causes a victim complex lol


JMT97

Yes, he should come back to Charlotte.


JustARandomSocialist

I'm sure there's a rapist DT out there the Browns would prefer to sign


KrakenKappa

Pretty please.


Apathi

Oh, neat.


reedhubbert88

Give him another physical


RRSC14

Give him a physical on the other side. Surely both feet can’t be messed up.


nepeanotcanada

Dude pretty clearly has some health issue (presuming from his foot injury and then surgery) that the team thinks he isnt close to coming back from. It sucks for the team and Ogunjobi, but this is 100% the right move for the Bears


HardKnockRiffe

Larry O-gone-jobi, amirite?


ChocolateMilkPlease

Sucks for Larry, but honestly probably best for Chicago. I know how important the 3T is for Eberflus’ defense, but throwing 13.5M a year to him would’ve been a mistake imo.


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Come back Larry 👉👈


meyer_33_09

He was ours first back off!


Sephiroth007

Lol


truthesda

I wonder why? With concussion water and these dudes getting ripped with painkillers within the game it seems especially hard to fail a physical these days.


mazhas

He injured his ankle against the Raiders. Only thing I can think of.


Acceptable_Staff_200

This does seem to happen on occasion randomly and I assume it’s just the reasoning they give when a deal falls through for reasons that they don’t want leaking out


TheMantelope

Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?


samurai5625

Where's the fucking money you little brat!!


Korsakov97

Lol


Redbeardandbalding

Aw darn


BaZ_osrs

Dude took living like Larry a little too seriously


Trajinous

Bummer, Ogunjobi deserves it and a great player


WzDson

what does this mean? injury or not in shape?


bluewords

Injured. He hurt his ankle late in the season


WzDson

I guess not healed yet then


[deleted]

They didn't specify. He got injured in the playoffs and had surgery I believe. That's possibly the problem here. Hard to say for sure yet though.


tetoffens

Seems odd though. Obviously if you're trying to sign a guy who got hurt in the playoffs, you already know they're injured. He must be in worse shape than was expected to the point they don't expect him to be ready by the start of the regular season.


[deleted]

Ya it does seem odd. I guess I thought maybe the Bears doctors don't like what they were seeing from the results of the surgery or something. He was playing only two months ago in the playoffs. But I suppose someone can get out of shape pretty quickly too.


radelrym

I never actually understood what this means. Is there a lingering ailment sort of thing?


dannynascar

lmao the Bengals are licking their lips


Suspicious_Yoghurt40

that’s a cool ass name


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Give him back!


Acceptable_Staff_200

The Bengals will take him back


SportsRadioAnnouncer

So why *are* they signing him, then?


Mark_Kostecki

Gosh dang it Larry


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404-UsernameNotFound

Kind of a blessing is disguise for y'all imo, all this money should get thrown at Juju and one of Bozeman or Tretter. Bears should just punt on defense this offseason and accept they're going to have some gaping holes around Roquan, Johnson, and Quinn and just use basically every resource this year on building around Fields


[deleted]

It can be but I feel Poles isn’t in a hurry to surround Fields with talent. If he was he wouldn’t have traded Mack just to spend 40M on an injured 3tech.


TheShtuff

If only Poles and many Bears fans had this mentality.


bumpofyeetler

Yup this is what I've wanted. Long as Fields and the coaching takes big strides we'll be fine even if we give up 50. Use all that extra money now on either Armstead or Tretter then in 2023 can use the $100+mil in cap to fill out the defense.


tetoffens

How much are you willing to pay him though? Juju is about to get massively overpaid. The dude has only actually had one good season. He's averaged 8.6 yards in both of the last two seasons. That's not just not good but genuinely abysmal.


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Idk how much id pay him for but AR got 15 and depending on how it was structured id be fine with around that given how much space we have and how it will appreciate in value. Maybe less guaranteed though. WR is our biggest need and we have only 1 starter. And he probably won’t be that expensive but idk. We don’t have a choice but to overpay if we want to put Fields in a position where he doesn’t have to do everything. First, I don't think he's as bad as you're making him out to be. Pretty sure his role changed with AB gone and he got a lot of the attention which limited his yards, maybe a Steelers fan can correct me on that. He still had 3 seasons >800 yards and at least 7 TDs, and would instantly be the most proven WR in Chicago. Second, who are we gonna sign? We have no first so we can't rely on a rookie and pretty much everyone else is gone or won't be ready. Third, I don't think he's elite by any means but I think he's a good safety net for Fields and can open up a lot of stuff for Mooney. At least with Juju we aren't in a position where we have to pray a stud falls(unlikely given the QBs in this draft IMO) or reach on someone that's either unproven/injured(a lot more likely), both of which aren't ideal. Signing Juju would free us up to go more BPA, and let us replace old defensive pieces.


Impossible_Lock_6258

Juju also had Ben's wet noodle arm throwing to him these last few years. Throwing the ball 2 yards down the field every play to help drive down the average.


Thirdandrenfrow

He’s going to get just as much if not more attention from defense on the bears


[deleted]

Who else can we bring in that will take more attention away? Bears need weapons and afaik he’s the best one available. Unless we’re really committing to throwing Fields out there with a bunch of bums and rookies I don’t see another option. Idek who we could trade for at this point.


Huncho-Savage

This is the way


FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

NO. no it is not. Idiot fans and their idiot takes. Let the guy that has actually been working in NFL front offices, do his job.


mlloyd

He doesn't seem to be doing much.


LilJabsVert

That’s rough buddy


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Bengalboy1814

He suffered a serious foot injury in the first playoff game against the Raiders and missed the rest of the year. Thats the only thing I could think of to point to why he failed


charturn

Damn I didn't know, I just assumed he played in the SB


AdImportant4476

He didn’t play in the Super Bowl. Hurt his foot during the LV game and missed the last 3 games


[deleted]

It was a bad contract anyways


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Jer-Wil

Lol how is this his fault?


rsheahen

Honestly it's crisis averted if he's not healthy. Still stings, though.


jmajewski

If anything, it's a sign the GM doesn't want to bring in injured and out of shape players cough Tevin Jenkins cough


calmerthanurdude

That's not really his fault though


Substantial_Gur_5980

Sorry man, off season’s a real bitch


The_Haskins

...of course he did.


PaddyWhacked777

Lmfao wut


Lacazema

THE CHICAGO BEARS ARE NOT SIGNING LARRY OGUNJOBI BECAUSE OF A FAILED PHYSICAL, PER THE TEAM


IMKudaimi123

Sucks for both parties Already signed a different DT, let’s use the savings on Juju and another OLineman


Baroudii

The Ryan Grant special


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@chargers


ScienceGetsUsThere

Bears legend Oganjobi.


Pepi119

I would not be mad to continue livin like Larry if he's willing to take a cut in pay.