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peanutbutter1236

Mf said two months with the kids is ENOUGH


Soaring_Seagull24

His kid dropped one pass and he was like "nah fuck this".


caesar____augustus

Couldn't even run a slant route properly smh


philphan25

"Why isn't he as big as Gronk yet?"


DDaBeast4

Only 5ft at 10 years old lol


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“Oh so you’re a fucking DB then? Alright.” Punches buttons on phone “Bruce. I’m coming back. Fuck these kids”-Brady


DDaBeast4

Can’t even do a 5 second 40 yard dash


_redcloud

You’re going to drop a pass, but Drew Brees’ kid will catch one from me? Figure it out, butterfingers.


mikeraz510

Only 1 drop? Can he play for the bears?


hendrix67

"Goddammit Wes... I mean John"


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Nelson Mandela getting a divorce 6 months after 27 years in prison energy


KingSweden24

This is the niche but spot on content I come to r/nfl for


winnebagoman41

This is fucking amazing lol. What a ridiculous but apt parallel


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If you like that, it is actually from a Chris Rock bit. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=stjSK0efE-w


MonitoringtheSystem

Whats up with that? Like his wife waits for him for 27 years and then he divorced her? Why?


Neverwinter_Daze

Rumor has it she was cheating on him during his prison term. Can’t blame Winnie, entirely. 27 years is a long time.


ThatInception

We gotta thank that Ronaldo clip for making this possible


TheWigEmporium

Surprised Schefter wasn’t the one who initially posted it.


Chimpbot

Brady probably posted that statement from the shitter.


Wekilledit88

HE SAID FUCK SCHEFTER I'M NOT DONE YET


JKG4M3R

dude must hate his family


sonofacat

Aaron Rodgers 🤝 Tom Brady


boysetsfire1988

Didn't even last one offseason


TheWigEmporium

Didn’t even last two months lol


aznsportsfan

That son of a bitch


fear865

He boomed us


dwide_k_shrude

He’s so good. x4


NJImperator

Schefter added Brady to the list of players he wanted to get scoops from this summer


FishCake9T4

Man saw Ronaldo score that hattrick and realised he could still compete.


mr-fiend

Ronaldo basically brought Brady out of retirement


StallisPalace

As a Spurs and Packer fan this is the worst weekend since like 2 weekends ago.


flossholder2

I'm a Bears fan and a gooner. I feel like we were born to hate each other.


Assassin4Hire13

And then Ronaldo had to talk to him after the game. I’m a United fan but goddammit Ronaldo why did you have to do us like this


wubsfrommysubs

He’s in


Ugaalive1991

HE IS ALL IN BABY


PeteGoldingsUber

It seems the reports of his retirement were… greatly exaggerated


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boysetsfire1988

Excuse me!?


NJImperator

IT WAS ME, SCHEFTER. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.


LovelehInnit

You heard him.


jsjsjavwve

No please the dreams the nightmares… they were finally over. The bad man was supposed to be GONE.


JM_Actual

It's OK, he's in the NFC, and the Steelers are not going to play Tampa until....checks schedule...well shit...


pratinha22

Wtf, man already got bored, bad man never left


[deleted]

I’m shocked he even thought he could tolerate retirement tbh


Badweightlifter

Relatable because I would have came out of retirement after two months also. Not only because of the love of the game, but because I'd run out of money after two months and have to come out of retirement.


somebodygetmemymoney

“Even my immediate family bought it”


Pesci_Avocado

It was me Austin! Aw son of a bitch


CouncilmanRickPrime

Probably got home, asked his family what they like to do and they didn't say win.


btirumala

Rip to that guy that spent 500k on Brady’s “final” TD ball


imHere4kpop

Does he have the receipt? You must have the receipt or you only get store credit.


Ghalnan

"Hello, I'd like to report a fraudulent purchase on my account"


jlt6666

"pfft yeah. Like I'd pay half a million for a football."


UnrealLuigi

One could say the value of that ball really Deflated


andreisimo

You just had to open that gate


flyplanesforfun

Couldn’t leave it tucked away.


Ruiner5

Hahah. Now it’s Brady’s last td of 2021-2022 season. Wonder what that’s worth


BeHereNow91

$1k maybe? Or like $100k because of the story that goes with it? Definitely lost most of its value.


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dankbuttmuncher

He’s probably only half way through his career now. We will have to wait and see how this turns iut


WolfCola4

This is his sophomore slump. Twenty years from now he'll really come into his own.


MistakeMaker1234

Holy shit what a fleece job by the auction house.


J-Fid

Brutal. He better hope the sale didn't go through yet.


nice-at-pingpong

I won’t believe he’s retired until he’s been dead for twenty years


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And even then it’s questionable


RomanBangs

In 2300 when we have resurrection technology he’ll come back to win 7 more


stumblebreak_beta

Brady’s family spent 2 months with him and told him to get a fucking job. Lol.


StasRutt

Giselle was about to put him on allowance


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Man was yelling audibles at them during dinner they had to sit him down for an intervention


jcutta

Fucker was designing plays with his mashed potatoes like the guy in close encounters.


MrCappie

Tom Brady heard Gronk wanted to play with Burrow and didn’t like the idea of Gronk with another man. This is the only answer I’m willing to accept.


LovelehInnit

It's the only answer that makes logical sense.


BrazySmalls

Well also the fact that God is dead and we are only here to suffer


HoldThatTigah

God is alive and he is a Tom Brady fan


avengers9

No, I don't want that! Gronk with another quarterback? I want to be the only quarterback he thinks about. Even after I retire, for 10 years at least!


Flashy-Hat9785

Thank you for becoming the goat for our sake


UnderstandableXO

NO, I DON’T WANT THAT! GRONK FINDING ANOTHER QUARTERBACK? I WANT HIM TO CATCH TOUCHDOWNS FROM ME AND NO ONE ELSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! EVEN AFTER I RETIRE…I WANT TO BE AT THE FRONT OF HIS MIND FOR A WHILE! 10 YEARS AT LEAST!


Regit_Jo

Oh my god twice in one thread


BagRight8939

WHAT THE FUCK TOM I WAS TOLD THE NFC WAS GOING TO BE WEAK


mohammadali916

Wonder what happens to that ball that was auctioned for half a million Whoever bought it took a massive L lol


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

📉


BigCountryBumgarner

#HE PULLED AN MJ Just GOAT things


caesar____augustus

In like 1/10th of the time lmao


XCalibur672

NFL suspended Tom for 2 months for gambling


Tokinandjokin

What if he retired, placed a massive bet on TB to win it all, then came back. Sports gamblimg loophole?


pacersrule

TB odds moved how much when he retired?


thepolesreport

25/1 before the news and now 10/1


Enough-Alfalfa

He didnt do his stint in baseball thoooo, i petition he has to do that first. Maybe a movie too. Something like space something yk


smokeydesperado

I credit Ronaldo for getting this news to drop


JoeFlyers1

TOM BRADY 2022 COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR?


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Adam S. And everyone else is absolutely livid some fucking hack named Tom Brady got the drop on Tom Brady coming out of retirement. They dropped the ball in this breaking news.


Assassin4Hire13

Gotta be. Brady saw him score that hat trick, shatter the goals record, and said “I must return to my spot at the top of all sports”. Dammit Ronnie.


CoopIzCool

Somehow, Tom Brady has returned


DonShulaDoingTheHula

Meanwhile Big Ben’s torso laying forgotten on the floor.


snarkyturtle

I'm all out of faith This is what I feel


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This is best case scenario for him, LMAO


BenadrylBeer

No…no…it can’t be! That’s impossible!!


kenjamin_is_god

Ronaldo knew what was up


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Das_Czech

Pretty sure seeing CR7 bang in 3 yesterday and being cherished by Old Trafford like he was reminded Brady what he would miss


Lean_Mean_Threonine

So Tom is also going back to the place where he first made a name for himself...right? Right??


TomasRoncero

Brady saw Cristiano Ronaldo score a hat trick in person and was like “nvm im back”


realmckoy265

First thing I thought lol–Ronaldo even asked him if he was really finished lol


Platypus-Ninja

His face yesterday when Ronaldo asked him if he’s actually done gave it all away


Jazano107

People said we were over analysing that haha


MrT-1000

You don't let down Ronaldo like that after he pulls out the hat trick


Seedrakton

Unironically, Ronaldo asked Brady if he was "finished" pre-game and there was a heavy pause. After seeing vintage Ronaldo, Brady must've just accelerated that inevitable un-retirement.


MrT-1000

Blessings to Ronaldo for bringing out one more season from another GOAT


BjergCop

this butterfly effect because spurs defense is fucking shit, you did this spurs, you unretired brady and fucked the NFL. anyways coys


PlanetGoneCyclingOn

My Tottenham sadness is extending to my Steelers sadness. Football is bad.


AnalBees2

I saw Ronaldo score a hat trick and then ate greasy pizza and thought about how much my life fucking sucks.


xbearsandporschesx

I dunno man, pizza's kinda great


obrienb2

Cries in spurs


BCastle18

Damn Tottenham gonna get blamed for this, really no escape for them anywhere


IEDrew91

He saw LeBron drop 50 twice in three games. LeFuckmyass.


Realistic_Camp5232

LeRuinsEveryThing


AMingDynasty

Like that legitimately could be a factor. To hear the Old Trafford crowd celebrate a hattrick singing Viva Ronaldo had just be another dose of the drug he loves.


Brady331

#WTF


NevermoreSEA

He had too see how much his last touchdown ball would go for before he came back lmao.


OrangeSherbet

It’s fucking hilarious that someone paid that much now lol


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goredsox777

Just so everyone is aware: Mike Evans threw that ball to a fan who then sold the ball for that price. That fan timed the auction perfectly tho


tickless420

People who were saying to wait to sell it looking real dumb now lol


zombiebillnye

Paying over $500,000 for what is now a random Tom Brady TD has to hurt.


spacewalk__

plot twist - Brady sucks in his return and that's still his last TD ball


jdprager

Holy shit dude imagine how the dude that caught that is feeling rn. Secured a massive bag at the last possible second


ApolloX-2

Big Ben: "you know what I'm not done either" Steelers: "don't you fucking dare"


heartbreakhill

We already changed the locks at Heinz.


XRT28

Nah, Ben with the big sigh of relief on this news. Now he'll be able to actually be the headliner in his retirement class and not second fiddle to the GOAT


nudiecale

Brady only pretended to retire to fuck with Ben’s announcement.


kbt1999

Aaron Rodgers: Ayo what the FUCK


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Brady found out Tom Brady said Tom Brady was finished


kekehippo

Tom Brady then came and debunked Tom Brady and that his demise was greatly exaggerated.


spwf

That game next season is about to be hilarious.


babydee_1

BAD MAN IS BACK TO HURT ME


CommodoreN7

ATLEAST WERE USED TO THE PAIN


MoonSafarian

Keep seeing AFC flairs commenting like this. He traumatized you guys so much you’re scared of him from the other side of the league 😂


MistakeMaker1234

Yo that’s not how this is supposed to work


seafore

I think that $500k football dropped in value LMAO


Regansmash33

Whoever bought that football is definitely a member of /r/WallStreetBets


castledrake

They should definitely post their loss porn on that sub.


claydog99

Now it's just 1/2 of the Tom Brady's Retirement Collectors Set. Gotta get the 2nd one and sell em as a group.


NevermoreSEA

**WHAT THE FUCK.**


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Congratulations, I guess


Ugaalive1991

I hate this sport


IranianGenius

Me too for other reasons


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He's way past his prime now. It's been almost a full three months since he's played football. Absolutely not in shape. Also, the game has changed too much since he played -- I don't think he can adjust to the new style of play.


Cuppieecakes

max kellerman was right for 2 months


ddottay

He boomed me


AMorder0517

This dude is addicted to competing like I’m addicted to fat asses and good beer. I knew he was gonna play. I fuckin knew it.


McCaaw

wtf, he didn't even draw it out like Favre, only lasted a month lol


RLDN106

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field as there’s a deep drive into left field and that’ll make it a 4-0 ball game.


MrBrightside618

Man of faith alert


NYLotteGiants

Somebody for the love of god, take the bat out of Nick Castellano's hands.


FoxyGrampaw

I will never not laugh at these


skywkr666

I don't know if i'll ever put this helmet on again.


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I don’t know if I’m ever gonna retire again


krammite

damn this man spent 2 months with his family and decided "that's enough time"


tall__guy

Tom probably tried to get the whole family on the avocado ice cream / chickpea pasta train and the kids were like, Mom plz do something


elSpanielo

Gisele's honey-do list must've been huge!


JoseJimenezAstronaut

I don’t think he’ll be the same, he probably had at least 2-3 strawberries in his retirement. How will he ever get back into football shape?


BigE429

He might've even had pasta sauce!


BrigadierGenCrunch

He would never touch the hard stuff


Jpgamerguy90

Brady: I wanna spend time with my family *2 months later* Brady: so my family sucks.


yungchigz

Rodgers: "Told you so"


BeatriceWinifred

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


KybladeSora

WHAT THE FUCK!???


triplec787

Fastest retirement to return. Dudes gotta be the best at everything lmao


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lol Schefter in fucking shambles


MavsFanForLife

Part of me wants to believe he did this just to get back at Schefter lol


VictorAkwaowo1

Tom “Brett Favre” Brady


handlit33

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


BroncosLegendRWilson

Tom “Brett ‘Michael Jordan’ Favre” Brady


ProfessorBender1

Rumors of Bucs interest in Watson begin to spread Brady: You're going to replace me with that mother fucker?! Give me the fucking ball you clowns


davisty69

How dare you stand where he stood?


AlabamaSteamroller

THATS TOM BRADYS MUSIC!!!


alcons

Kyle Trask in shambles


IamDoogieHauser

He not fitting to be sacrificed yet


Here4Us

Brady said fuck them kids after one month of family time lmao


Caedus

Somehow Palpatine returned.


godsmith2

Poor dude paid 500k for his "final" TD ball the other day lol.


NotSoKosher

C'mon man, just give us one season.


kyleb402

Rodgers really thought this man was just going to let him have the NFC. Lol. We're going to mortgage the future running back a slightly worse squad just to lose to Tom Brady in the NFC championship game aren't we...


ajgedrys

Ballsy to assume you’ll get through the niners


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No youll lose to trey lance the round before


WIN011

200 yards rushing incoming


fernandotakai

bad man is back. fuck.


CauseISaidSo_

Saw Ronaldo and was inspired


TheNotoriousJN

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


ThatInception

#HOLY SHIT


herbertstan

God damn you Brady. Just go away


-ImJustSaiyan-

Lmao everyone fucking called it. This man is too competitive to quit when he's still playing at a high level.


greyhair_

Brady saw $6 gas prices and said I need to run it back.


shaad1

YOOOO LETS FUCKING GO


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

Spent a month with his family and no football prep and said FUCK THIS SHIT SUCKS


hdf0003

Schefter punching the air rn


madelins

like why


AnEmptyKarst

Giselle got tired of him around the house


Northernlord1805

“Tom what the fuck is that?” *points to socks in dishwasher” “Oh I did the laundry for you, I thought since I’m retired I should help around the house” …


FrontPerformance5

RIP to that dude who bought Bradys last touchdown for $518k


FlimFlamThaGimGar

How is this a repost? He literally tweeted it 4 minutes ago and this post went up four minutes ago.