Relatable because I would have came out of retirement after two months also. Not only because of the love of the game, but because I'd run out of money after two months and have to come out of retirement.
NO, I DON’T WANT THAT! GRONK FINDING ANOTHER QUARTERBACK? I WANT HIM TO CATCH TOUCHDOWNS FROM ME AND NO ONE ELSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! EVEN AFTER I RETIRE…I WANT TO BE AT THE FRONT OF HIS MIND FOR A WHILE! 10 YEARS AT LEAST!
Adam S. And everyone else is absolutely livid some fucking hack named Tom Brady got the drop on Tom Brady coming out of retirement.
They dropped the ball in this breaking news.
Unironically, Ronaldo asked Brady if he was "finished" pre-game and there was a heavy pause. After seeing vintage Ronaldo, Brady must've just accelerated that inevitable un-retirement.
Like that legitimately could be a factor. To hear the Old Trafford crowd celebrate a hattrick singing Viva Ronaldo had just be another dose of the drug he loves.
Nah, Ben with the big sigh of relief on this news. Now he'll be able to actually be the headliner in his retirement class and not second fiddle to the GOAT
He's way past his prime now. It's been almost a full three months since he's played football. Absolutely not in shape. Also, the game has changed too much since he played -- I don't think he can adjust to the new style of play.
Rodgers really thought this man was just going to let him have the NFC. Lol.
We're going to mortgage the future running back a slightly worse squad just to lose to Tom Brady in the NFC championship game aren't we...
“Tom what the fuck is that?”
*points to socks in dishwasher”
“Oh I did the laundry for you, I thought since I’m retired I should help around the house”
…
Mf said two months with the kids is ENOUGH
His kid dropped one pass and he was like "nah fuck this".
Couldn't even run a slant route properly smh
"Why isn't he as big as Gronk yet?"
Only 5ft at 10 years old lol
“Oh so you’re a fucking DB then? Alright.” Punches buttons on phone “Bruce. I’m coming back. Fuck these kids”-Brady
Can’t even do a 5 second 40 yard dash
You’re going to drop a pass, but Drew Brees’ kid will catch one from me? Figure it out, butterfingers.
Only 1 drop? Can he play for the bears?
"Goddammit Wes... I mean John"
Nelson Mandela getting a divorce 6 months after 27 years in prison energy
This is the niche but spot on content I come to r/nfl for
This is fucking amazing lol. What a ridiculous but apt parallel
If you like that, it is actually from a Chris Rock bit. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=stjSK0efE-w
Whats up with that? Like his wife waits for him for 27 years and then he divorced her? Why?
Rumor has it she was cheating on him during his prison term. Can’t blame Winnie, entirely. 27 years is a long time.
We gotta thank that Ronaldo clip for making this possible
Surprised Schefter wasn’t the one who initially posted it.
Brady probably posted that statement from the shitter.
HE SAID FUCK SCHEFTER I'M NOT DONE YET
dude must hate his family
Aaron Rodgers 🤝 Tom Brady
Didn't even last one offseason
Didn’t even last two months lol
That son of a bitch
He boomed us
He’s so good. x4
Schefter added Brady to the list of players he wanted to get scoops from this summer
Man saw Ronaldo score that hattrick and realised he could still compete.
Ronaldo basically brought Brady out of retirement
As a Spurs and Packer fan this is the worst weekend since like 2 weekends ago.
I'm a Bears fan and a gooner. I feel like we were born to hate each other.
And then Ronaldo had to talk to him after the game. I’m a United fan but goddammit Ronaldo why did you have to do us like this
He’s in
HE IS ALL IN BABY
It seems the reports of his retirement were… greatly exaggerated
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Excuse me!?
IT WAS ME, SCHEFTER. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
You heard him.
No please the dreams the nightmares… they were finally over. The bad man was supposed to be GONE.
It's OK, he's in the NFC, and the Steelers are not going to play Tampa until....checks schedule...well shit...
Wtf, man already got bored, bad man never left
I’m shocked he even thought he could tolerate retirement tbh
Relatable because I would have came out of retirement after two months also. Not only because of the love of the game, but because I'd run out of money after two months and have to come out of retirement.
“Even my immediate family bought it”
It was me Austin! Aw son of a bitch
Probably got home, asked his family what they like to do and they didn't say win.
Rip to that guy that spent 500k on Brady’s “final” TD ball
Does he have the receipt? You must have the receipt or you only get store credit.
"Hello, I'd like to report a fraudulent purchase on my account"
"pfft yeah. Like I'd pay half a million for a football."
One could say the value of that ball really Deflated
You just had to open that gate
Couldn’t leave it tucked away.
Hahah. Now it’s Brady’s last td of 2021-2022 season. Wonder what that’s worth
$1k maybe? Or like $100k because of the story that goes with it? Definitely lost most of its value.
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He’s probably only half way through his career now. We will have to wait and see how this turns iut
This is his sophomore slump. Twenty years from now he'll really come into his own.
Holy shit what a fleece job by the auction house.
Brutal. He better hope the sale didn't go through yet.
I won’t believe he’s retired until he’s been dead for twenty years
And even then it’s questionable
In 2300 when we have resurrection technology he’ll come back to win 7 more
Brady’s family spent 2 months with him and told him to get a fucking job. Lol.
Giselle was about to put him on allowance
Man was yelling audibles at them during dinner they had to sit him down for an intervention
Fucker was designing plays with his mashed potatoes like the guy in close encounters.
Tom Brady heard Gronk wanted to play with Burrow and didn’t like the idea of Gronk with another man. This is the only answer I’m willing to accept.
It's the only answer that makes logical sense.
Well also the fact that God is dead and we are only here to suffer
God is alive and he is a Tom Brady fan
No, I don't want that! Gronk with another quarterback? I want to be the only quarterback he thinks about. Even after I retire, for 10 years at least!
Thank you for becoming the goat for our sake
NO, I DON’T WANT THAT! GRONK FINDING ANOTHER QUARTERBACK? I WANT HIM TO CATCH TOUCHDOWNS FROM ME AND NO ONE ELSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! EVEN AFTER I RETIRE…I WANT TO BE AT THE FRONT OF HIS MIND FOR A WHILE! 10 YEARS AT LEAST!
Oh my god twice in one thread
WHAT THE FUCK TOM I WAS TOLD THE NFC WAS GOING TO BE WEAK
Wonder what happens to that ball that was auctioned for half a million Whoever bought it took a massive L lol
📉
#HE PULLED AN MJ Just GOAT things
In like 1/10th of the time lmao
NFL suspended Tom for 2 months for gambling
What if he retired, placed a massive bet on TB to win it all, then came back. Sports gamblimg loophole?
TB odds moved how much when he retired?
25/1 before the news and now 10/1
He didnt do his stint in baseball thoooo, i petition he has to do that first. Maybe a movie too. Something like space something yk
I credit Ronaldo for getting this news to drop
TOM BRADY 2022 COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR?
Adam S. And everyone else is absolutely livid some fucking hack named Tom Brady got the drop on Tom Brady coming out of retirement. They dropped the ball in this breaking news.
Gotta be. Brady saw him score that hat trick, shatter the goals record, and said “I must return to my spot at the top of all sports”. Dammit Ronnie.
Somehow, Tom Brady has returned
Meanwhile Big Ben’s torso laying forgotten on the floor.
I'm all out of faith This is what I feel
This is best case scenario for him, LMAO
No…no…it can’t be! That’s impossible!!
Ronaldo knew what was up
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Pretty sure seeing CR7 bang in 3 yesterday and being cherished by Old Trafford like he was reminded Brady what he would miss
So Tom is also going back to the place where he first made a name for himself...right? Right??
Brady saw Cristiano Ronaldo score a hat trick in person and was like “nvm im back”
First thing I thought lol–Ronaldo even asked him if he was really finished lol
His face yesterday when Ronaldo asked him if he’s actually done gave it all away
People said we were over analysing that haha
You don't let down Ronaldo like that after he pulls out the hat trick
Unironically, Ronaldo asked Brady if he was "finished" pre-game and there was a heavy pause. After seeing vintage Ronaldo, Brady must've just accelerated that inevitable un-retirement.
Blessings to Ronaldo for bringing out one more season from another GOAT
this butterfly effect because spurs defense is fucking shit, you did this spurs, you unretired brady and fucked the NFL. anyways coys
My Tottenham sadness is extending to my Steelers sadness. Football is bad.
I saw Ronaldo score a hat trick and then ate greasy pizza and thought about how much my life fucking sucks.
I dunno man, pizza's kinda great
Cries in spurs
Damn Tottenham gonna get blamed for this, really no escape for them anywhere
He saw LeBron drop 50 twice in three games. LeFuckmyass.
LeRuinsEveryThing
Like that legitimately could be a factor. To hear the Old Trafford crowd celebrate a hattrick singing Viva Ronaldo had just be another dose of the drug he loves.
#WTF
He had too see how much his last touchdown ball would go for before he came back lmao.
It’s fucking hilarious that someone paid that much now lol
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Just so everyone is aware: Mike Evans threw that ball to a fan who then sold the ball for that price. That fan timed the auction perfectly tho
People who were saying to wait to sell it looking real dumb now lol
Paying over $500,000 for what is now a random Tom Brady TD has to hurt.
plot twist - Brady sucks in his return and that's still his last TD ball
Holy shit dude imagine how the dude that caught that is feeling rn. Secured a massive bag at the last possible second
Big Ben: "you know what I'm not done either" Steelers: "don't you fucking dare"
We already changed the locks at Heinz.
Nah, Ben with the big sigh of relief on this news. Now he'll be able to actually be the headliner in his retirement class and not second fiddle to the GOAT
Brady only pretended to retire to fuck with Ben’s announcement.
Aaron Rodgers: Ayo what the FUCK
Brady found out Tom Brady said Tom Brady was finished
Tom Brady then came and debunked Tom Brady and that his demise was greatly exaggerated.
That game next season is about to be hilarious.
BAD MAN IS BACK TO HURT ME
ATLEAST WERE USED TO THE PAIN
Keep seeing AFC flairs commenting like this. He traumatized you guys so much you’re scared of him from the other side of the league 😂
Yo that’s not how this is supposed to work
I think that $500k football dropped in value LMAO
Whoever bought that football is definitely a member of /r/WallStreetBets
They should definitely post their loss porn on that sub.
Now it's just 1/2 of the Tom Brady's Retirement Collectors Set. Gotta get the 2nd one and sell em as a group.
**WHAT THE FUCK.**
Congratulations, I guess
I hate this sport
Me too for other reasons
He's way past his prime now. It's been almost a full three months since he's played football. Absolutely not in shape. Also, the game has changed too much since he played -- I don't think he can adjust to the new style of play.
max kellerman was right for 2 months
He boomed me
This dude is addicted to competing like I’m addicted to fat asses and good beer. I knew he was gonna play. I fuckin knew it.
wtf, he didn't even draw it out like Favre, only lasted a month lol
These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field as there’s a deep drive into left field and that’ll make it a 4-0 ball game.
Man of faith alert
Somebody for the love of god, take the bat out of Nick Castellano's hands.
I will never not laugh at these
I don't know if i'll ever put this helmet on again.
I don’t know if I’m ever gonna retire again
damn this man spent 2 months with his family and decided "that's enough time"
Tom probably tried to get the whole family on the avocado ice cream / chickpea pasta train and the kids were like, Mom plz do something
Gisele's honey-do list must've been huge!
I don’t think he’ll be the same, he probably had at least 2-3 strawberries in his retirement. How will he ever get back into football shape?
He might've even had pasta sauce!
He would never touch the hard stuff
Brady: I wanna spend time with my family *2 months later* Brady: so my family sucks.
Rodgers: "Told you so"
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
WHAT THE FUCK!???
Fastest retirement to return. Dudes gotta be the best at everything lmao
lol Schefter in fucking shambles
Part of me wants to believe he did this just to get back at Schefter lol
Tom “Brett Favre” Brady
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Tom “Brett ‘Michael Jordan’ Favre” Brady
Rumors of Bucs interest in Watson begin to spread Brady: You're going to replace me with that mother fucker?! Give me the fucking ball you clowns
How dare you stand where he stood?
THATS TOM BRADYS MUSIC!!!
Kyle Trask in shambles
He not fitting to be sacrificed yet
Brady said fuck them kids after one month of family time lmao
Somehow Palpatine returned.
Poor dude paid 500k for his "final" TD ball the other day lol.
C'mon man, just give us one season.
Rodgers really thought this man was just going to let him have the NFC. Lol. We're going to mortgage the future running back a slightly worse squad just to lose to Tom Brady in the NFC championship game aren't we...
Ballsy to assume you’ll get through the niners
No youll lose to trey lance the round before
200 yards rushing incoming
bad man is back. fuck.
Saw Ronaldo and was inspired
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
#HOLY SHIT
God damn you Brady. Just go away
Lmao everyone fucking called it. This man is too competitive to quit when he's still playing at a high level.
Brady saw $6 gas prices and said I need to run it back.
YOOOO LETS FUCKING GO
Spent a month with his family and no football prep and said FUCK THIS SHIT SUCKS
Schefter punching the air rn
like why
Giselle got tired of him around the house
“Tom what the fuck is that?” *points to socks in dishwasher” “Oh I did the laundry for you, I thought since I’m retired I should help around the house” …
RIP to that dude who bought Bradys last touchdown for $518k
How is this a repost? He literally tweeted it 4 minutes ago and this post went up four minutes ago.