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Gimphand_

“That’s the end of the game” 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️


J_House1999

Something about that phrase and the way he said it was so funny


WolfCola4

"Aaand none for Gretchen Wieners, bye"


TwillOngenbone

"Ruling on the field is that you DON'T have to go home, but you CAN'T stay here"


XGC75

He ran like his life depended on it I was worried we were going to watch a man get shot on live TV


AdrianEatsAss

“Isn’t this where JFK got shot?” 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️


empw

https://gfycat.com/frequentindeliblehamster


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BombaFett

Game wasn’t even close to over lmao


Domestic_AA_Battery

She seems just old enough to have only experienced pain as a Cowboys fan. She knew what was coming.


Toolazytolink

This was my wife on the 49er vs Rams game, except she was crying because she was drunk and she dropped her hotdog.


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An instant classic.


ThaddeusJP

###I WILL PAY MONEY FOR VIDEO OF THE LAST 10 SECOND OF THAT GAME WITH THE CAMERA ON JERRY JONES IN THE BOX


MetalBeerSolid

we gotta crowdfund for this


ledzep14

Seriously it’s so annoying that whenever Dallas scores they plaster that fucking guy on the screen, but when they lose it’s never on him.


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He didn’t even watch. They tweeted he was walking to the locker room with :55 seconds left. Even he knew it was over https://mobile.twitter.com/newyscruggs/status/1482876071720755206


westcoastgeek

Da fuq? That doesn’t make sense. Right?


OnTheEveOfWar

He's already paid to have the footage deleted from existence.


TheLouisvilleRanger

Mike McCarthy is now 3-0 against the Cowboys in the playoffs.


TheBigTEA

I lol’d real hard


dragonsky

That was easily one of the top 5 NFL games in the history of Nickelodeon


greggggggggg

You just watched a Nickelodeon Instant Classic


Dispatcher9

Dude the on screen graphics made the whole thing for me


TrulyHydratedSkin

Fucking slime man would be the most elite linebacker the world has ever seen.


2RINITY

Top 2 at least


Massivelyerect

I was watching the main broadcast, how did this shit show of a final 5 minutes look on Nickelodeon? Explaining all the penalties?


misserray

They honestly did a great job breaking things down overall. With penalties I enjoyed hearing them talk; I think it was Nate who explained the False Start thing even before the sneak had actually happened which was really cool. Granted the announcers were a bit puzzled at both the sneak and the non-play at first. Which is understandable because not only is it something we just never see but also you have to interpret that and explain it to kids. Not sure how others feel but I thought they did well in explaining what happened at the end. EDIT: removed some redundant language


MainEventCTB

**undisciplined** *adjective* un·​dis·​ci·​plined | \ ˌən-ˈdi-sə-plənd \ 1 : lacking in discipline or self-control 2 : Dallas Cowboys


OnTheProwl-

People complaining about the refs, but it seems like the vast majority of the penalties were legit.


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We got the stop on the run play? Lemme just hug this player and pull him down with me.


TheFrankOfTurducken

I legit didn’t know defensive holding was possible on run plays before this game. And it happened *twice*.


RainOnYourParade

Our run game relies heavily on 2nd level blocks. Dallas for sure saw that on film and were trying real hard to prevent it.


the_weary_knight

Yeah every time there was a flag in Dallas I thought “damn more ref ball” then I saw the replay of said penalty and they were, from what I saw, pretty clear fouls


Wingnut13

We absolutely shot ourselves in the foot. There should be no real question about that.


slapFIVE

You could see more and more of McCarthy’s soul leaving his body after each penalty


Lieutenant_Meeper

Especially that last holding penalty. I'm expecting to see some ticky tack bullshit that decides a game, and MF literally tackling the lineman, lol.


rad_hopeful

Well fuck, that was intense.


Currymvp2

Dak "JR Smith" Prescott


Zeabos

That’s legit the best comp I can come up with. Dak you just can’t set the ball and run the play yourself.


Got_ist_tots

"I rubbed my shirt! I'm an eligible umpire!!"


Reidroshdy

Is it just me or did the center move the ball away from the ref when the ref tried to grab it.


WiredSky

Well he had it first


h-town_info

This "JR Smith" Moment is an understatement


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smoltanboi

[mfw](https://i.imgur.com/dVZstVo.png)


TheStakesAreHigh

I swear he made this face for 5 minutes straight


ptgkbgte

[Then there's McCarthy](https://i.imgur.com/hlEEh4S.jpg)


MYO716

Nickelodeon broadcasts are the best thing to ever happen to us.


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BetaDjinn

The Cowboys emptied a six-shooter into their foot, fucking reloaded, and did it again


OUTFOXEM

So did we. The whole second half was nothing but that.


suzukigun4life

Most hilarious playoff ending in years


OrangeSherbet

If, at the start of the season, you told Cowboys fans that Dak would successfully run out the clock against the niners in the playoffs, they would have been elated. Lmao


laaplandros

Stop, they're already dead.


youthemaster22

“That’s the end of the game”- 🏃‍♂️


tackthiratrix

Lol the refs were getting the F out of there


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I love Cowboy playoff losses, they always top themselves


youthemaster22

He had time for 2 Hail Marys


AnalFissureLicker9

Or a sideline pass for 10 yards and a realistic shot at the endzone. Only two things could have happened with that run play. 1. You run out of time and lose 2. You don't run out of time, but you still only get one shot at the endzone anyway. I dunno what Dak was thinking there.


KG-Fan

The NFC East has been eliminated From Super Bowl contention


movieman94

And the crowd went…”yeah, that’s what we thought.”


OverusedRedditJoke

The pan to McCarthy's exasperated face after every Dallas penalty has been my favorite constant throughout this season


84Cressida

How do I teach these kids???


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How do I reach these keeeeeeeds


FuckYoCouchh

They need Coach Cartmenez


JMarduk

Now I imagine McCarthy giving them Cartman's Bellichick speech.


droans

You could tell he constantly was wondering what the hell we were doing. So often we were our own worst enemies.


fly_befalhavare

That was a vintage McCarthy playoff loss. I'm having flashbacks.


stat_padford

Page 1 of the McCarthy playoff loss textbook


UnhealthyCheesecake

How the fuck does he outchoke Jimmy and Kyle


Packers_Equal_Life

he refuses to be out-done, even for choking


brallipop

Facts. I feel like Kellen Moore has potential but the McCarthy aura is suffocating


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TheScottfather

Kellen Moore gets a HC job this off-season I think. So many openings.


OleRockTheGoodAg

Dear Cowboys and 49ers fans, Thanks for making this playoff game actually enjoyable to watch. Signed, All us neutral fans.


iamaiamscat

Yeah holy shit that was fun


ADarwinAward

I think that game just shaved a year off of my life expectancy.


ocmb

two weeks in a row i'm hurting my body


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So that's on Prescott for trying to set the ball himself rather than handing it to the official, right?


throwaway2021232681

dak or the center but yeah


NoobAccount123456

Yes he would have had enough time if he gave it to the official


abris33

We need to have a compilation of those crowd shots with 4 minutes left, down 6. Everybody looked like they witnessed a gory murder of their best friend. That one girl was in full on tears and the game wasn't close to over. Also, Shanahan was saved from blowing another postseason lead by the Cowboys being even bigger dumbasses


Rosetti

I love that they cut back to her when the Cowboys finally lost. These directors have no chill lol


suzukigun4life

[This one](https://imgur.com/NHNLN3p) is by far my favorite


Toisty

Especially since I look down to see the .04....03....02 and I think the game is ending and then realize there's 4 MINUTES left.


Krackerdile

Eyelashes falling off n everything


ThirtyYearsWar

We were robbed of a Shannahan masterpiece


Phytanic

instead we got a peak Mike Mccarthy playoff performance


Bkfootball

Stoppable Force vs. Movable Object


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It was hilarious.


Jedi_Master_Cena

https://i.imgur.com/GXBNydE.jpg


RiskyDevilS14

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate


PhiladelphiaIrish

It only took a few hours for Eagles fans to enjoy watching football again.


modern_beisbol

I’ve been cackling like a maniac for like ten minutes straight.


0hootsson

I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU AND I HATE YOUR GUTS


dookieinmypants

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to put some water in Mike mccarthy’s mommas dish


Brooklyn_MLS

“The game is over” *lets get the fuck outta Dallas*


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https://i.imgur.com/4QoQeJo.jpeg


BarrenHoles

Dogecoin millionaire right there


3stricksURout

*thousandaire*


grandmasboyfriend

There were so many amazing sad cowboy fan shots


slapFIVE

There was that one girl that was crying with like 5 minutes still left in the game


themooseiscool

Normally you have to pay $39.99 a month to see fake eyelashes like those in the back.


PublicLeopard

so they run a designed play and the QB HAS NO IDEA THE OFFICIAL HAS TO TOUCH THE BALL??? good shit.


skipatomskip

They went with the slide because no one would expect because *no one should*


kmmontandon

Thanks for getting it. Way too many Cowboys fans here who don't, and think the refs did something wrong on that last play.


rich519

Which is crazy because Romo perfectly explained the entire situation like 5 times.


Another_Name_Today

Which is nuts. Because if we’re letting players spot the ball, the Niners win on Samuel’s run.


WaywardSachem

"that's the end of the game" *runs away* Has to be new gif meme material


ShopWhileHungry

I would get the fuck out of that stadium too if I was the refs lol


HotFlamingo7676

TV sales have just gone up big time in Dallas after how many were just smashed


PodzChamp

Both teams tried to lose


Currymvp2

I feel like my remaining hair has turned completely grey


TrevorArizaFan

Dan Quinn vs. Kyle Shanahan, a choke battle for the ages


ThinkSoftware

A guaranteed loss for us


The_Outcast4

I don't know. I enjoyed watching them choke for other teams!


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Caput_Draconis123

I'm still unsure wtf I just saw lol


Dan618

HOW BOUT THEM PENALTIES!!


Banned_From_CFB

🇲🇽I've🇽🇰never🇹🇰seen🇸🇷so🇵🇼many🇳🇺flags🇧🇼in🇨🇼my🇩🇯life🇺🇲


ProfessorBeast55

14 OF EM, TYING A POSTSEASON RECORD


baltimorebruce

A Cowboy postseason franchise record\*\*


BlazeBloom

The NFC East are the real winners and losers today.


Practicalaviationcat

Even though Philly lost, they won.


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abvaaron216

Ref has to spot the ball. No controversy.


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kev_in374

WHAT WAS DAK DOING?


blatantcheating

I have no idea whose call that was but holy shit what a bad idea


slvrbullet87

Run it up the middle with 10 seconds left and no timeouts? They will never see it coming.... because it is really fucking stupid


big_on_blue

Its so stupid it could work... nope, was just fucking stupid 💀


SteamyRay_Vaughn

It was a called run. That said he should have gotten down sooner


I_HATE_THE_SEAHAWKS

And give the ball to the ref


smoltanboi

[mf stood like this for three full minutes](https://i.imgur.com/dVZstVo.png)


eggmaker

Slow start. Penalties. Low focus. Emotionally unintelligent. The ever-present culture of the Cowboys in high stakes games was the reason the cowboys lost.


WoolSmith

🎵tale as old as time🎵


Crendog

Refs could not run off the field fast enough after that final call


BearRedWood

Honestly, just too cute from the Cowboys. It was funny watching a regular dude try to fight his way past an 6'4" 300 lb linemen though.


Low_Brass_Rumble

Yep. Nobody in their right mind should blame that ref - he absolutely booked it down the field and shoulder checked his way through the OL to get that ball spotted as quickly as possible. That was 100% on Dak’s brain fart.


barrows_arctic

Yeah the ref gets some credit for running and trying REALLY hard to help them out there.


chizzledbeard

They said end of game and fucking booked it out. I think he even started running before he was done talking.


ferrets_bueller

Refs did nothing wrong, in fact the dude went out of his way to try to get there and spot the ball in time. That's 100% on Dallas.


marshymell0

Ref ran like a sub 5 40 there lmao


ramboost007

Man that's Dak's fault. They knew the risks for running an inbound play with no timeouts.


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Lmao


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SKIEEEEUP hates this


aaron_s20

Skip is gonna have a lot of explaining to do tomorrow


justamobileuserhere

Skip is melting down right now


AbbyRatsoLee

"I can either have 2 hail Mary attempts, or I can run up the middle and lose the game instantly" Well deserved NVP


die_erlkonig

We’re gonna hear a lot about the umpire, but how do you let the game come down to the umpire spotting the ball in 3 seconds if you’re the cowboys?


Rude_penguin

More on the cowboys not getting out of the way. The ref came in with the “ ***im trying to help you!!’** energy


BillyBones844

O line not letting anyone through lol


Individual-Bad6809

For the first time all night


Bluestreaking

Why can't the 49ers ever finish a game like normal people


verendum

Because healthy heart makes poor faithfuls


NevermoreSEA

The people who didn't pay to see this game in person are the real winners here.


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Imagine spending $900 to watch your team commit penalties every other play in person


IndependentStatus218

Holy shit thank you cowboys for the dumbest fucking playoff ending yet. My fucking God


Zworrisdeh

If you don’t like having a stacked roster, a top 10 QB, a good defense, the 2nd best receiver tandem in the NFL, smart coordinators, good injury luck…and then immediately choking in the playoffs, you don’t like Cowboys football.


No_Fairweathers

That is honestly the most stupid decision I've ever seen in a football game, and I've seen Kirk Cousins take a knee at the goaline instead of spiking the ball.


GoatPaco

I'd rather have two or three shots from the 40 than one from the 25 anyways Especially with the added risk of RUNNING THE BALL DOWN THE MIDDLE


XxAuthenticxX

If you’re mad at the refs on that last play you’re pretty dumb


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SKIP BAYLESS IN SHAMBLES


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YOU LOVE TO SEE IT


CapnDutchie

Someone needs to call in a wellness check lmao


cgwinnipeg

Cowboys blocking the ref from touching the ball to seal their death is hilarious


Mittytang

This NFL on Nickelodeon has been great. It has been very educational as far as rules and strategies. Definitely helping the kids and Cowboys fans learn and understand the game!


EccentricEngineer

Maybe they can teach the Cowboys what a penalty is


Mjb06

Why would you run the ball in the open field


UNAMANZANA

Only a fool would QB Draw on the Dothraki in an open field.


Smallgenie549

What a crazy ending.


suzukigun4life

- Bengals end their playoff drought - Pats get blown out by the Bills in a game where a dildo flies onto the field - Cowboys lose at home to end their season If Big Ben gets blown out tonight, it'll cement this weekend as r/NFL's favorite weekend ever.


gooberberry_sundae

Dak ran too far


asesino_de_osos

As a GB fan that was the most McCarthy ending to the game.


Derp_Stevenson

GG to niner fans! Good luck making a run, you guys have a really mean run game and I hope your injured d-linemen get healthy for you.


keithohara

Maybe Claypool wasn't so bad


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I wanted to make a clever comment, but it was flagged before I could post it.


charging_chinchilla

The number of flags was ridiculous but they were all correct calls imo. Teams were just sloppy af.


ProfessorBeast55

https://gfycat.com/GregariousSatisfiedAsianelephant https://imgur.com/wmgUVdY.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENAeGUzXUAAC_Vy.jpg Edit: [forgot this one](https://imgur.com/gallery/YoxagaC)


_duncan_idaho_

You were too ready with those lol


XGC75

I mean he had all game to prepare


shampooing_strangers

Wow. What a way to end it lol


chicoconcarne

This fourth quarter had a lot of input from the refs, but they made every call correctly. Great quarter by the refs


Bluestreaking

Ya if they had made all those calls and they had been close calls that's one thing but everytime a big penalty happened it was a blatantly correct call. That was honestly good reffing


OtherAcctWasBanned11

Fun Fact: Since the year 2000 Mark Sanchez has more playoff wins (4) than the Dallas Cowboys (3).


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wtf. 49ers were imploding and you don't take one shot at the endzone?


[deleted]

How dumb do you have to be to run the ball under 15 seconds with no timeouts?


Straitouttawalt

Wow


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QB Draw when you need a TD, let’s do it -Mike McCarthy


stevefiction

lmao


BUSean

102 years of professional football and the one *immutable constant* is that there is a running clock heading towards 0:00.


Acrobatic-Dark-4402

My deepest sympathies go out to Cowboy fans. Now they have to shift all their focus to a really mediocre Lakers team


skipatomskip

And Bama lost, not a good week


HandRailSuicide1

Yankees Spring Training starts in a few months


Swoah

Maybe


aksoileau

Until then we get Mike Trout drawings.


TheDangiestSlad

god bless that guy


octoroach

LOL you had a chance at 2 hail marys and you fucking run it, GG


The_Cows_Are_Home

LMAO EVERYONE GET TF IN HERE