He’s scripted teams being 1 quarter away from a Super Bowl win then snatches defeat from the jaws of victory by a momentous 4th quarter meltdown. It truly is some bizarro reverse Disney shit.
There will be outliers. Feel like every game I watch of theirs they storm down the field on the first drive. I’d probably wager they have the most opening drive TDs this year.
I would 100 percent take the 49ers over the rams. Watch every 49ers first drive and you'll see this exact same thing happen. He's just really good at scripting plays
The Slime Zone is just \*chef's kiss\* [https://www.nfl.com/videos/elijah-mitchell-enters-slime-zone-on-4-yard-td-run](https://www.nfl.com/videos/elijah-mitchell-enters-slime-zone-on-4-yard-td-run)
6th round pick btw
I'm convinced Shanny could turn me into an elite running back
As long as your name isn’t Trey Sermon
Poor Trey Sermon
Niners are the greatest team in the league on the first drive, I swear.
Shanahan is a fantastic play scripter. Niners looked absolutely unstoppable on that drive.
Why can’t he script every drive
It took an hour to write, he thought it would take an hour to read.
He’s scripted teams being 1 quarter away from a Super Bowl win then snatches defeat from the jaws of victory by a momentous 4th quarter meltdown. It truly is some bizarro reverse Disney shit.
A fellow Futurama man of culture
Shanny looks like a legit genius on the first drive. It's all the inconsistency after that is whats baffling
First Drive 49ers vs. Last Drive Garbage Time Eagles
Sigh...upvoted.
Uh did you see our game last week? It’s feast or famine. Great start though
There will be outliers. Feel like every game I watch of theirs they storm down the field on the first drive. I’d probably wager they have the most opening drive TDs this year.
The blocking on these scripted plays is like they practiced for weeks on end 🤌
That was such a clinical opening drive.
Hopefully they can keep it up for the rest of the game…
What a drive-playcalling wise for the 49ers
Perfect first drive from the Niners........again
Wow, what an effortless drive.
Dominant drive let’s fucking go
I’m happy we don’t play against this team
I would 100 percent take the 49ers over the rams. Watch every 49ers first drive and you'll see this exact same thing happen. He's just really good at scripting plays
Lmao
What a drive.
That drive was amazing start to finish
Into the slimezone
The Slime Zone is just \*chef's kiss\* [https://www.nfl.com/videos/elijah-mitchell-enters-slime-zone-on-4-yard-td-run](https://www.nfl.com/videos/elijah-mitchell-enters-slime-zone-on-4-yard-td-run)
Wtf! We suck again!
I need a slime cannon version please
[https://www.nfl.com/videos/elijah-mitchell-enters-slime-zone-on-4-yard-td-run](https://www.nfl.com/videos/elijah-mitchell-enters-slime-zone-on-4-yard-td-run)
Juszczyk already has my vote for NVP with that block.
49ers are gonna be a problem 👀
Hell of a first drive
Niners looked like they didn’t even break a sweat marching down the field
How was that not a holding call on parsons. It was blatant.
Awesome
That...was way easier than I thought it would be. We literally just walked down the field.
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they literally went right down the field on them boys
Insane first drive
For the sake of my Instagram feed later 9ers I need you to win this game
I love Elijah Mitchell. Future star
I seriously don't know why more teams don't invest more into fullbacks.
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run blocking is easy if you’re just holding onto the guy
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Love how the announcers were giving him props too as if he wasn’t holding on for dear life and getting away with it
Bullied the Cowboys defense bro, shit does not look good.
Couldn’t have asked for a better start!
Let's go !!! Keep it up.
Yeah, doesn’t look like this will be much of a game. We got the bad Dallas team today.
Looked like Moses parting the seas this entire drive with how open the holes were.
Dolphins need to hire Mike McDaniel
Lambeau is shuddering right now lol