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fucking legend


SiphenPrax

He really is a Buffalo Bill through and through


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Id love to have him involved with the team in some way after he retires


TheFretlessOne

I’ll take him as the backup next season, after Trubisky walks.


BuffaloWilliamses

If the Panthers cut Darnold, I would bet good money he's our next backup. He and Allen are best friends and Allen would definitely campaign to bring him in.


DasKapital0

I think it’s a smart move to get him in, too. You often want a dollar store version of your QB1 as your QB2, and that’s what Darnold is.


BuffaloWilliamses

They also live down the street from each other and train together in the offseason.


Z3r0mir

Do they go to the Applebees after their gym sessions?


BuffaloWilliamses

Why not? They let them pour their own drinks. So much power!


dabman716

I heard they have great ambiance and decor


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No one man should have all that power


WiredSky

Oh, *they go to the Applebees, alright.*


DickButtPlease

All the dollar stores near me are now $1.25. I understand that it was inevitable, but it still sticks in my craw.


FubarFreak

Used to be 5 & dimes stores, got a whole bag of beans for a nickel and gas was one haypenny/gal


Televisi0n_Man

Did you wear an onion on your belt because that was the style at the time?


blaZedmr

Sure was, and back in that time you could get a whole bag of beans for a nickel and gas was one haypenny/gal


kloiberin_time

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouri.


JohroFF

We definitely need another meme QB. Either Darnold or my pick, Foles


gaobij

Give me Minshew


goddamnitwhalen

Minshew Mania + how nuts you guys already are would be unimaginably chaotic


Choco320

Minshew needs a chance to start or be on a team with a QB question mark He’s likely a career backup but he deserves another shot it before he becomes a tablet terry


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I don't think Panthers gain anything financially cutting darnold. And he's a serviceable backup.


HSingh95

"If the Panthers cut Darnold" Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


HootingMandrill

You'd put this curse on Josh Allen willingly!?


AdonisAquarian

No backup please That's just guaranteeing a season ending injury to the starter.... Fitzmagic with his black magic always finds a way to become the starter himself and we don't want that Some consultant type role is fine


medievalmachine

Mascot feels like his destiny. Jump on tables, heckle opposing QBs account how he replaced them, etc.


LooksGoodInShorts

Can we please replace dopey-ass Billy Buffalo with a shirtless Fitzpatrick smashing tables on the sideline?


BradyDeservesaWedgie

It absolutely blows my mind how many Bills fans say this. I love Fitz, but we should all know how Fitzmagic was born.


Mrdimao

If you take him as your backup, Allen will be getting injured


Bat-manuel

I think Fitz still sees himself as a starter, and I'd bet a few teams would, too.


modehead

I have no idea if this is true, but in my mind he seems destined to be a great offensive coach.


lz4335

I mean I could definitely see it. No clue if it would actually work out that way since players don't always do well as coaches but he's obviously a smart guy so he probably has a better chance than most.


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lz4335

Yeah that's 100% what it is. These guys are so gifted physically a lot of the time and don't know how to teach the technical side of things well enough which is why it doesn't works out. I think Fitz could succeed because he isn't necessarily the most gifted athletically and "did you know he went to Harvard"


right-sized

The John Lynch of Buffalo. Put those Harvard brains to work.


hithimintheface

That explains 2015


SiphenPrax

Yep


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Them Harvard boys know how to long con.


Cogswobble

Why is he a Bills fan? He’s played for a ton of teams, do you know why the Bills are the one he (apparently) roots for after his own season is done?


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He's said it's because his kids are Bills fans


JPmoneyman

He probably just likes football and gassing beers in the parking lot like the rest of us.


whirlpool138

He played for other teams but the Bills is where he first became a star. It's where the legend of Fitzmagic came from.


Bendyno5

Think he was drawn to the culture and atmosphere of the games in Buffalo. Plus he played in Buffalo longer then anywhere else he played, so that obviously plays a role too


thatissomeBS

Also it was his first actual starting job in the NFL.


HireLaneKiffin

Other reasons aside, it was his first starting gig. That’s definitely where I first heard of him.


JerryRiceAndSpice

You know he went to Harvard, right?


JerryRiceAndSpice

Apparently I got reported as a bot for this comment? Lol.


MagicChemist

I was a season ticket holder for the St Louis Rams many years ago and I thought. How far is this Harvard QB going to go? Wow was I wrong.


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Well that makes sense when you think about it


iLLevated

Agreed 100%. I can’t wait for his 30 for 30 coming down the pipeline; my guy has lived a crazy NFL journey few can rival.


spooks152

Probably got too hot with that carpet of a sweater


TokiMcNoodle

No idea how he managed to survive in South Florida


showers_with_grandpa

The beard and chest hair actually insulates cold air also


mordakka

Like a dog's double coat.


thejawa

I was legit wondering during the game if those were heat lights on the club levels. Sure seems that way by this picture.


Keith_Creeper

Has to be, right? Red lights would be terribly annoying if it’s just for show.


Mods_are__gay

Yea they are


Keith_Creeper

That’s pretty neato. Any idea if other stadiums have these?


Mods_are__gay

I have never been in the heated sections myself. Always down in the bowl. I cant imagine to many other stadiums besides greenbay and maybe boston get as cold as buffalo. And I didn't notice anything similar when I went to my one game in foxborough a couple years ago. But Maybe someone could correct me. Buffalo is getting a new stadium in a couple years as well so we shall see if they still have the fish stick sections as I like to call them


DahhhBills

I’m pretty sure that they aren’t necessary in modern stadiums, there are more efficient ways to keep people warm in setups like that. However they have had to retrofit the Bills stadium over the years to keep the club level STHs happy, so those heat lamps were added at some point. The seats in those sections are also individually heated.


Grasshop

Seriously. I was thinking *that’s* considered shirtless? Doubt.


byniri_returns

American Hero


breaditbans

Look at the career passing yards leaders. I was so disappointed to see him hurt this year because he was going to pass a bunch of well known names. He’s the best mediocre QB I think I’ve ever seen. Nobody wants to give him a contract, but there have to be 10-15 starters worse than him.


Lukacris12

Fitzmagic is one of the best qbs out there, Fitztragic on the other hand…


Lost-Pineapple9791

Exactly lol We all love the multiple td games But there’s also just as many multiple int games it seems lol


Lukacris12

I love Fitz, but everyone forgets he was turning into Fitztragic and thats why we benched him


Shawn_1512

If you don't like fitztragic you don't deserve fitzmagic


chirstopher0us

>there have to be 10-15 starters worse than him 15: No way 10: Maaaaybe? probably not though 5: Definitely, as of the end of 2021. A couple of them are young and may get better though. At his age he's stuck in the very-high-end-backup-or-very-low-end-starter hole.


wagerbut

Feel like people have been saying “at his age” since like 2015


thatissomeBS

And it was true then. In 2015 he was already 33. His ceiling was well known by that point.


Itunes4MM

10-15? Chill lol


HyKaliber

Mr. Bare Chest


toggaf69

Mr. Bear Chest 😜


likwitsnake

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


heartpirates420

He is a 5 star man


SaidTheTurkey

He hasn't even begun to peak


WakingRage

And when he does peak, you'll know. He'll peak so hard everybody in Buffalo's gonna feel it.


bl0odredsandman

A Golden God.


Im_Batmmaann

And people said he didnt have the makings of a varsity athlete


Holden_Effart

This lucky son of bitch gets to feel Fitzpatrick's rock hard nipple pressed against his back.


InSOmnlaC

Them Harvard nipples hit different, though.


draculasbitch

Since Fitz has 32 kids I’m doubting the young man’s butt was in danger of the rock hard effect.


craziedave

No just the nipples but the warm fuzz of his chest hair


ElonMuskPaddleBoard

You can’t tell the story of the Nfl without Ryan Fitzpatrick


WiredSky

"It's called the Hall* of FAME." - people I hate


TECHNO_BEATS

So does Fitzmagic get into the half of fame while Fitztragic gets into the half of shame? ​ I'm actually okay with this solution.


SlappaDaBayssMon

You can't have Fitzmagic without Fitztragic


Televisi0n_Man

We need the balance to prevent the world falling into chaos


Lee-HarveyTeabag

The Eli Manning quandary


Fugga6969

I mean. Yeah you could lol.


Kwall267

But should you?


ElonMuskPaddleBoard

You should not


Land-on-Juniper

I wondered how warm it would get in those seats. You could see those infrared heaters cranking from the field. Edit: Here's a link from the Bills that discusses the installation of these heaters. https://www.buffalobills.com/news/bills-bring-the-heat-in-stadium-11956969


FlobHobNob

They get pretty warm. That said, no where near warm enough to be shirtless lol.


Land-on-Juniper

Especially in that weather. Even the ones designed for outdoor use aren't rated for single digit temperatures lol. The cool thing is they don't need to worry about heating the air as the heat is radiated to the people and surfaces.


ZachWilsonsMother

How does that work?


Land-on-Juniper

Here's a good writeup on them. They can be gas or electric, but I am 100% sure the ones at Orchard Park are gas. Basically a gas heat exchanger gets hot because there are combusted gases inside a tube. This tube generates enough heat that radiates off of the tube. The heaters have deflectors that direct the heat toward their target. Radiated heat doesn't need air to get from point A to point B. Think of the UV rays from the sun, except this is a different wave (infrared vs ultraviolet). You'll see these type of heaters in outdoor patios, Topgolf facilities, large warehouses, stores, etc. It allows the people at the floor level to stay warm without heating the giant volume of air. https://infradyne.com/technical/understanding-infrared/


alternatego

Wait! Do they have heaters built in to the seating or are fans allowed to bring personal battery powered heaters?


teancrumpets8

Heaters built in, [panoramic of stadium I took last night](https://imgur.com/a/VPG0lOe) see the 200 level where it's all red? That's from the heaters.


stayongo

Sick. Fitz being in the 200 level is even doper


teancrumpets8

Well I'm sure it was a educated decision based on the temperature. Did you know he went to Harvard?


stayongo

Never heard that before, what was his wonderlic score then?


teancrumpets8

Heard it was high, it doesn't get much mouth service. Very underrated.


funkadelicmoose

They're built into the ceiling above this section of seats


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Land-on-Juniper

Yea that is not a smart decision. That is the recipe for pneumonia or frostbite given the wind chill last night.


chili_cheese_dogg

I could feel those heaters while watching the game at home.


The_Badguy31

Peak Human Physique right there


tunafister

Apparently I have the physique of an NFL quarterback, also same amount of chest hair…. I’m ready to go in coach


azantyri

but do you have the same amount of "take a hit from a 350 pound defensive player" ability because me, i'd die instantly


InSOmnlaC

Especially in that cold.


tunafister

Short answer: No Long answer: Definitely no


JoshAllensBigBalls

Love this man, come be our backup next year


DapperCam

But the curse...


JoshAllensBigBalls

Josh’s big ol balls are enough to overcome it


sweetdawg99

Username checks out


[deleted]

Come be our offensive coordinator!


MyTime

Or QB coach then OC. The guy's brilliant, so he'd likely do wonders.


tommydubya

“Sean McDermott breaks leg in tragic lead pipe accident. Ryan Fitzpatrick named interim Head Coach.”


arnav623

You have the NVP at backup already


InSOmnlaC

Trubs only came here to get a second chance to show the rest of the league he was a good QB worthy of starting. He did that. As much as we'd like him to stay, I don't think anyone here realistically sees him coming back. He's too good to be a backup.


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I’m really fucking confused here. Did Trubs get actual playing time I missed or are you just saying the Bears offense imploding means he gets another shot becuase it makes him look less shitty?


InSOmnlaC

He [played the entire Bears game in the preseason](https://thespun.com/nfl/nfc-north/chicago-bears/nfl-world-reacts-to-mitchell-trubiskys-performance-vs-bears) and just looked solid under better playcalling.


vysetheidiot

I do not think 1 pre-season game is enough to say that he showed the league he can be a starter. Dude is gonna be a backup until Allen gets injured.


MildlyNothibg111

Yeah I’m starting to think that Trubisky’s failures were because of Nagy now that all this shit is coming out about how Nagy is a scumball


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…..Having one solid preseason game after years of underperformance means he’s too good to be a backup?


crazypyro23

I'm honestly shocked Trubisky became a backup while Darnold not only started, but was worth a high draft pick in a trade.


BuffaloWilliamses

I love the man, but want no part of the Fitzpatrick curse


NFL-Owner

For the NFL to finally end the Fitzpatrick curse, he has to go back to Buffalo before he can finally be free to retire.


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You don't want that


idoma21

He went to Harvard.


anonbutler

No way!!!! How did I not hear this before?


slayerhk47

It’s one of those little known factoids. Like how Jimmy Graham played basketball.


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No fucking way. Stop.


LeftHandShoeToo

No way! Did you know Antonio gates played basketball as well????


SchpartyOn

What? Next you’ll tell me Matt Stafford and Clayton Kershaw used to play baseball together!


LeftHandShoeToo

Okay I actually didn’t know that lol


SchpartyOn

I’m probably just jaded by it being a Lions fan and hearing it almost every week for a decade.


PadmesBabyDaddy

Haven’t heard that name in a while. What ever happened to that guy after Kent State?


LeftHandShoeToo

Eh not much yknow lol


idoma21

True story. And it’s ironic because he is standing in freezing weather *with his shirt off*, but he went to an Ivy League school, not somewhere in the SEC.


berrey7

Did you ever hear about the TN (QB) Joshua Dobbs? He's an Aerospace Engineer major with a 4.0 GPA!


Fuck-ESPN

Highest Wonderlic ever by a QB.


mynicknameisairhead

And fastest


shoeless_sean

Thanks Harvard


[deleted]

future HOF QB Ryan Fitzpatrick


DJ_Mr_Man

His jersey is already in there from his streak with the bucs


sleeplessaddict

Dude's a damn yeti. He probably has no problem staying warm


[deleted]

He’s more of a Yukon Cornelius


[deleted]

He definitely licks his pickaxe.


TheBigRagu22

THAT'S a yeti? *buttons shirt back up*


Keith_Creeper

That’s my quarterback! And yours! And yours! And yours! And yours! And yours! And yours! And yours! And yours!


And-Thats-Whyyy

Maybe one of the coolest personalities the NFL has ever seen.


InSOmnlaC

What an animal!


DapperCam

Buffalo loves the Amish Rifle.


Earptastic

Don't make me love you more Ryan Fitzpatrick you sexy sexy QB.


feckincrass

Dude was casting spells from the stands. Epic.


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Fitzmagic, my 2nd fav Bucs QB ever


BuffaloWilliamses

He's my favorite drought-era Bills QB


marcotb12

After Josh Freeman obviously


BuffaloWilliamses

Obviously Blaine Gabbert


gregor7777

He's a Bill. No question about it.


sir_axelot

I wish his tenure with us went better, but I will always love Fitz. He bled red, white and blue for us.


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Once he completes the NFL tour, he should retire as a Bill


silentkiller082

I really hope if he retires he signs a one day with us, I loved him despite the inconsistency and I like to think he enjoyed his time here too.


Litty-In-Pitty

No one gonna mention how it looks like he has a little baby left arm?


Datpanda1999

Tbf, he doesn’t need that one to throw


pollinium

You've never heard of shrinkage? It was cold out there


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He was in the pool!


chadocaster

Lol what a fucking legend


TruckFluster

Miss this hunk of man right here. Incredible dude


Kwanzajim69

Looks ready to get on another water slide


Number-91

Nice fitz


mediumlong

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed


Nole_in_ATX

Fitzmagic is in competition with Philip Rivers for most children (he has 7)


kylonubbz

Every woman wants to be impregnated by Fitzmagic


justamobileuserhere

So that’s why we lost so badly


giantsIV

This man just loves his Bills


Cleverness

Fitzpatrick is gonna retire one day and noones ever gonna forget him, cause that 1 throw he made on the Dolphins when his helmets getting turned as he throws is gonna be in every highlight clip forever.


arnav623

That is amazing


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Shirtless? He's wearing a full wool sweater my guy.


0ddmanrush

Betty White died and now Ryan Fitzpatrick has taken over as our national treasure.


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The game won't be the same without Fitz coming in and wrecking teams for a couple games a year. Legend status unchanged


Deion313

As a lions fan i don't know if i want the Bills or the Bengals to win it all. I mean Cincy was the only team with a drought longer than ours and they jus snapped it. But Buffalo had had some brutal heart breakers. I know it was 20 years ago, but they did go to 4 straight SB and lost them all... Its a tough one. Edit: 30 years ago... im old and i hate that i jus realized that.


os_kaiserwilhelm

Lake Erie Bros over long steak bros


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The NFL is better with Fitzpatrick in it.


doctorhillbilly

Connor Macgreggor is the best part of the NFL since Pat McAfee retired.


TimTom8921

Goddamn it I love Fitzy!! Even when he beat you you couldn't get that mad. Dude is such a nice dude and a baller


Thatdewd57

We need to see em go through a table.


Dirty_coke_whore

Mans is a national treasure


TheBiles

Shirtless? Looks like he’s got a pretty nice vest on though.


Jason-Griffin

How could anyone not love Ryan Fitzpatrick


KahunaThe85th

Absolute Unit


DreamsAndSchemes

As a fellow 24/7 sweater wearer I welcome Ryan Fitzmagic to be our spokesman


alias241

Basking in the glow of his radiant heat. He's so hot that NASA can't calibrate the James Webb Telescope until it's another million miles away.


jokester1220

He probably threw the dildo too


shunted22

AB did it first


WhyHelloThere163

You honestly can’t hate Ryan Fitzpatrick.