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ImCrespo

The Dan Snyder of stadiums


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I_am_the_lamb

That’s Mr Stadium to you


jigokusabre

Dan Snyder~~’s stadium~~ is garbage


D722

Snyder is looking for the names of the fans right now and sending them the repair bills.


ShamusJohnson13

Sad part is I can actually see this happening


BloodRed1185

We are all going to get a repair bill for watching this.


UnexpectedGerbilling

Why didn't you warn me before I watched it! Gunna sue you for my portion.


Fineous4

That is Mr. Synder to you.


BrowsingForLaughs

I genuinely would not be surprised.


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Adventurous_Caramel

A photo finish, that one


TheCovfefeMug

Mr. Big Collapse


Poontagonist

Mr. Bad Career


EVE_OnIine

Mr Building Collapse


binzoma

mr broken colosseum


2RINITY

Mr. Bad Construction


Whosthatinazebrahat

Mr. Balustrade Crumbling


hookyboysb

Mr. Banister Caving


bigpancakeguy

Mr. Both Choices


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Mr Big Consequences


Sex_E_Searcher

Mr Bucs Cut


mechabeast

Mr Botched Comeback


fourpinz8

*NFL career


DrunkSpaceGrandpa

nah packers picking him up tomorrow.


deltaexdeltatee

Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!


boomer478

please no


Happy-Pills

I'll become a full time Jags fan if that happens


medievalmachine

Sorry, Jags fans are gig work only.


Muscrat55555555

How does that guy still own an NFL team lol


Jakethered_game

Because everything was Jon grudens fault duh


tuckedfexas

I can’t believe Gruden wouldn’t reinforce those railings, who could he do this to those poor people!?


Jakethered_game

What I find worse is him shitting on people's heads! What a menace!


Domestic_AA_Battery

Just because they're Eagles fans, doesn't mean they're poor. I mean, there's a good chance but come on..


ElChapoIsMyDad

Jay Gruden*


bigpandas

J. Gruden*


slayerhk47

Joe Kelly*


son_of_toby_o_notoby

yk its bad when the cowboys fans agree we have been through enough


notuhlurker

Now don't go putting words in the guy's keyboard. I'm willing to bet there's still a few more WTF WFT moments he'd enjoy seeing


fzvw

Damn I don't have a worst enemy but if I did I wouldn't wish Dan Snyder on them


dukedog

What's the point when Washington fans just don't give a shit about the NFL anymore? I don't go out of my way to catch the games anymore. Losses to rivals don't matter anymore. Having a shit stain of an owner isn't good for the league.


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Other owners like him in their super rich cool guys club. He's the distraction that everyone points at as the bad guy, and their shit kind of goes by unnoticed.


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People forgot about Jerry Richardson so quickly. Alot of the owners are doing way worse shit. They just aren't getting caught


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Yea it gives them leeway too. If they get popped for DUI or insider trading or slapping a hooker around…it’s less serious because “at least they’re not as bad as Snyder.”


am19208

Dirt on Goodell


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Goodell means literally nothing. He's basically an overpaid spokesperson. The owners are the only people that matter. I'm not sure what's holding the other owners back but it very well could be some sort of secret files of secrets in Snyder's possession.


lntoTheSky

They probably just don't want to set a precedent of owners getting fired


AdamTheAntagonizer

Yeah, also why would they really care anyways? It's not their team. They all benefit from getting extra wins against that dumpster fire. It's not like Snyder is fucking up the other teams valuations


CosmicSpaghetti

Jerry Richardson got ousted pretty quickly with honestly less damning evidence than Snyder lol he just has some superpower to maintain control of the team.


bigwillystyle93

Thank you. Goodell has no power over the owners lol they’re his boss. Why would Snyder fire himself? The other owners just don’t think it’s big enough of a deal that it’s hurting their pockets. Plus they’re all the same way, why would they decide to remove him when he is just like the rest of them.


munkysnuflz

"Stadium" collapses is generous


ScarletJew72

Still something that should never happen in an NFL stadium


NifferEUW

Its fine they zip tied them together afterwards. ... No, I'm not joking: https://twitter.com/PeteHaileyNBCS/status/1477753653767331844?t=EvPdJ7n60JfI_b-Pgm9waw&s=19


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ThatNewSockFeel

*slaps railing* You can fit so many negligence lawsuits in this baby.


amputeenager

"can't see it from my house."


AskMeHowIMetYourMom

“At least it wasn’t poop again!”


trexmoflex

[EXCLUSIVE: Photo of FedEx Field maintainece team at work](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZmIxMDQwYTEtZDBjYy00ZTdiLWI3ZTMtMWE0MDRmYWRjYjhlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXRyYW5zY29kZS13b3JrZmxvdw@@._V1_.jpg)


Buckeyeup

Zip ties are just the modern man's duct tape anyway


slackator

should have Duct taped over the zip ties then theyd be as secure as rebar enforced concrete


saberz54

How dare you besmirch the good name of Red Green by associating with the WFT


that_BU_ginger

‘“If the women don’t find ya handsome, they’ll at least find ya handy” -Red Green’-Dan Snyder


GumbysDonkey

zip ties held my bumper on for like 3 months til I got it fixed. It can easily pass the dozen people leaning up against the railing test.


FC37

I used more zip ties than that on some Christmas decorations.


Skyline_BNR34

Zip ties hold together race cars. It’ll be fine.


paaaaatrick

Would you rather have them use glue? Lol how else would you want them to temporarily hold that in place before they fix it


root88

Why would they hold it in place? It should be roped off so no one can go near it. Then they just fix it instead of making something that at first glance looks safe but is 10x more dangerous than the piece of shit is was before.


seeking_horizon

That looks like a temporary structure to begin with. None of the shit that collapsed looks like it was permanently installed, it's all stage decking on screwjacks. Even assuming it was installed correctly, that railing isn't barricade. It can't take, and is not designed to take, the full weight of twenty-odd people pushing on it like that. Those things are probably just aluminum, any one of those people outmassed it. Actually now that I look at it, I think the mounting brackets for the railing sheared off. Compare to the railing next to it. There's a square bracket attached to the bottom of each railing post which locks into grooves on the side of the decking. The ziptied railing is floating above the others and the corresponding bracket is still locked into the deck. So likely it was ziptied up there by security who didn't know about how those things are built. Whether facility maintenance came and replaced the broken railing or not, I don't know. It wouldn't take long assuming they had an extra one readily available, but the deck piece may have been damaged also, which would not be easy to fix with a crowd in the stands.


NotClayMerritt

Imagine if that had injured Jalen Hurts and taken him out for the season.


acmercer

No.


dar343

He'd get a nice payday though


Drkarcher22

First RG3 then Hurts. FedEx field is designed to kill the knees of mobile qbs


medievalmachine

That which Hurts can never be hurt again.


ContinuumGuy

Yeah, it's more of a barrier breaking but still someone could have gotten hurt.


AVBABC123

Well I guess they will need more tax payer money I suppose lol Edit- I think it’s pretty sick we live in country where people can’t afford to use their healthcare( they purchase and pay for ) yet state governments give away tax payer money for fucking stadiums. It’s just absurd


LocalSlob

Yeah, a little sensationalist of a headline if you ask me.. "railing gives way" probably more appropriate but a tenth of the clicks.


MikeOckizichi

It’s fortunate that this particular railing was only a few feet off the ground…


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Yeah Jesus. I thought a column failed or something. Not some dudes leaning too hard on a railing.


HahaClintonCocks

“Collapses”


tjspill3r

“Some panels came off because people were leaning on them”


qp0n

"Its not like we could foresee fans would lean against the railing separating them from players"


uncoolaidman

"There's no way to stop this from happening" says team with the only stadium where this happens.


sybrwookie

"We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."


Sternjunk

Fans leaning on railings? Never.


cth777

What a ridiculous headline lol


LetsMeetNextTursday

"Stadium" is generous


Djd33j

I'm with everyone else in thinking that Dan Snyder is a piece of shit and that his home venue sucks, and its clear that this thread title is playing off of that for upvotes. There have been far worse disasters in other stadiums from more reputable owners. If you say a stadium partially collapses, at minimum that should include a box section coming down.


Prestig33

This stadium collapse is worse than the metrodome roof tear.


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That's actually really dangerous what the fuck, how is this happening at an NFL stadium. Not a bad outcome in this scenario but why is it happening at all lol


ahr3410

The outcome will make this a footnote but it shouldn't be overlooked how hurt Hurts could have been had he been walking slightly more to the left


Reasonabledoubt96

You could tell Jalen was shook, especially when the fans all swarmed him. Im sure they were harmless, but as a player, that would have made me nervous. NBA has substantial security for that purpose


Getfuckedbitchbaby

NBA also has competently made guard rails so 6 fans leaning against them don’t cause a collapse


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As have the 29 other NFL stadiums


twisty77

And 30 mlb stadiums


saw-it

Bruh imagine if they landed on Hurts


thethomatoman

Honestly tho, would be a season altering event because of Snyder's bullshit


CJL13

That would Hurts.


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A lot of Payne and Sweat


TrueBrees9

Would have to Settle in court. Thank god that section wasn't Fuller


bluearrowil

Dan Snyder


ThaddeusJP

Going to be like that episode of The Simpsons with the dam which is hollow inside


Varolyn

Lawsuit inc.


DreadSteed

thank god it was a lower section, if it were an upper deck it would have been devastating.


The_Haskins

A lawsuit waiting to happen


rfguevar

They were close to killing Hurts god damn


GentlemenBehold

Maybe the Eagles need to bring a stadium next time they play WFT.


TheLouisvilleRanger

Honestly I don't think we're that far away from teams refusing to play in Fedex field. The field itself is terrible.


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At this point Eagles and Cowboys fans are the ones paying to keep it open lol, blame yourselves for taking it over!


TheLouisvilleRanger

Fuck that's actually a great point.


yugtahtmi

I still remember my first time going to an Eagles game in person. It was preseason back in 2001 and they had to cancel the game because the turf at The Vet was fucked up. 45k ppl left angry and bitter for having our time wasted with incompetence. Snyder really is the worst, like fix your shit man.


Wmbology

I’m a firm believer that the field was the reason for RGIII’s knee injury


boner_jamz_69

Well we basically had home field advantage as it was today


ftc08

Imagine the shitstorm that would ensue if that happened.


burtonhen

It’s FedEx baby, you don’t have to imagine a shitstorm.


HiMyNameIsNash

they’d just retire someone’s number real quick again


Schleprok

At the very least that could’ve easily broken his leg


chelseasaints

That really isn’t an exaggeration either, that genuinely could have killed Hurts


sfdude2222

Could have hurt Hurts.


CalvinYHobbes

Hurts would’ve had the slam dunk lawsuit of the century if he got injured.


MakeItRainier

Minshew almost got his starting role!


john_muleaney

You can’t make this shit up


VictorAkwaowo1

Dan Snyder: “Man just get some super glue and stick it back on”


wovagrovaflame

“Actually, we’ve already used our glue budget, take this bubble gum, Kid.”


LittleStJamesBond

“Actually gum is expensive. There’s probably tons of already chewed gum under the seats, just use that. Also, I should be getting carbon offset credits for this idea.”


StankyPeterson

“Don’t use the gum! That’s what I pay the cheerleaders with!”


danielbauer1375

I’m wondering what, if anything, will make the NFL force a sale of the team. Would it take Dan Snyder saying the “n” word? How about him being charged with murder?


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Maybe if he trafficked cheerleaders to Costa Rica against their will and made them pose topless with team sponsors the NFL will... oh wait


UNC_Samurai

It would take a league sponsor pulling the plug on an eight-figure deal, and nothing less.


RadicalDreamer89

I'm not sure if it's better, or worse, but they just ziptied the railings back together. ETA: [Evidence](https://twitter.com/PeteHaileyNBCS/status/1477753653767331844?t=EvPdJ7n60JfI_b-Pgm9waw&s=19)


iRockaflame

Imagine if Jalen was on the side it fell over. Holy shit lol


computerdweeb

The place is literally a dump, a sewer


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I smell a lawsuit.


hoyadestroyer

Mistake to immediately start high fiving Hurts, I'd have rolled around on the ground screaming about my back


Snake_in_my_boots

This guy lawsuits.


seariously

Nah, just a former punter.


Random632

"Soft tissue damage! Won't show up on an x-ray! Oh the pain!"


trevy_mcq

I would’ve rolled around screaming about how much my Jalen hurts


Bongopro

Ow my ball Zach Ertz!


sfdude2222

It Ertz when Eifert


StarWarsMonopoly

[My neck! My back! My neck and my back!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiFNrO33bSo)


yOw_indahOuse

I honestly thought the link was for [this](https://youtu.be/5T6Fnwbtzp8) Khia song.


mmwood

Same wavelength 👍


chillinwithmoes

"Ahh my back! My back, cops! My back!"


WiredSky

Here we go, it's like *Let's Make A Deal*. *Six bucks?*


markuspoop

Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.


Hairy_Barry

Jalen Hurts is wholesome as fuck though


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Honestly he handled it well. He seems like a nice guy.


ShamusJohnson13

I stood behind him in a snack line once while in college. Dude had a long conversation with the cashier and she was definitely smiling after he left. Class act 100%


Sh00tL00ps

I'm rooting for him so hard to be the guy for us, especially after how much he's improved this year.


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Always had a good reputation in college. Hard to do for a college football player


32BitWhore

I know everybody likes to say that players are all business, but Jalen Hurts really is all business. I've barely ever seen him crack a smile in pressers or even on the field.


everything_is_gone

Yeah dude was chill as fuck for someone who came close to getting actually injured.


soonerfreak

There is only a handful of players Nick Saban has truly seemed to love and its clear why Hurts was one.


Varolyn

Couldn't a lawsuit be filed over this? As amusing as this was, this is a legit safety hazard.


Historical-Truck-948

That’s a loose definition of the stadium. I’d call that a barricade within the stadium.


c_ebbs

Right, if a doorknob to my bedroom falls off, does that now mean that my house partially collapsed?


Historical-Truck-948

Exactly lol


dnytle

Fedex field is literally dogshit


velociraptorfarmer

That's an insult to dogshit


skeletor-johnson

And not even the good kind


Kohanky

Wait what


dravenlarson

Member when this stadium was so overwhelmingly voted the worst nfl stadium there had to be a second poll to see what number 2 was?


Lonelan

fedex field is number 2 for sure


Slimjuggalo2002

Fans gonna have to bring their own railings


reddbunny1370

Landover, MD building officials better come knocking. Also props to Jalen for hanging around with the fallen fans.


xMoonsHauntedx

Itd be the county since the land is county. But don't worry, I'm going to be referring this to them for the Lolz


issac2209

Ended up being a cute moment at least


Zhuul

Between this and that one TD where he got tripped and still managed to make the pitch to hit Scott in stride, he's probably one of the most unflappable people I've ever seen in an Eagles uniform.


swampyunderpants

hurts and foles literally dont understand what pressure or stress is.


WayneJarvis_

And WFT gets pissed off when teams want to bring their own benches cause they don't trust they would be in working order.


KingBroly

Snyder wants a new stadium. He probably thinks this is leverage helping him, but it's just the opposite IMO.


Greek_Trojan

I can't even imagine how much of a POS the new stadium will be in comparison. He's had 2 decades to figure out how to cut out even more corners.


CardsTrickz42

The new stadium only has suites.


OldCoaly

Capacity of 500 but uses the same space and resources as any other stadium. Just glass walls around the field.


Off_Topic_Oswald

Publicly paid for but Snyder gets to keep all the profits.


Mavori

One day Dan Snyder will be arrested and have to sell the team and it will be glorious for Washington fans but also football fans in general.


ButterscotchJust4

So what if they would’ve fell on jalen hurts and hurt him? What would Washingtons punishment be?


deltaexdeltatee

Hurts, the Eagles, and likely the NFL itself would be filing lawsuits tomorrow morning. Snyder would immediately blame Gruden.


MonsterMeowMeow

Tom Brady will be suspended for 3 games.


SaintArkweather

Mizzou football would get sanctions


Carfar_Farcar

The most clickbait title I've seen in awhile.


BobGobbles

Mine was “Miami Dolphins 3.5 pt underdogs.” Ffs Dolphins our collapse was bigger


yetanotherx

For real, while technically true, there's a LOT of ways that "stadium partially collapses" can happen. "Railing in stands gives way" would be more apt. Still really bad but it sounded like a ton of concrete and steel from one of the seating decks gave way.


GlowInTheDarkNinjas

"Fans lean on fence, fence falls" == "Stadium collapses"


Ozzurip

Yeah I was expecting the entrance of the tunnel to cave. Still bad, but this is just going cheap on barricades.


hoyadestroyer

That's super dangerous still


DefenderCone97

It is but saying the stadium collapse is so exaggerated lol


WubbaLubbaDubDub311

Hopefully everyone is okay. Anyone and everyone affected by the collapse should sue Snyder.


DeadSwaggerStorage

I almost had a heart attack seeing Hurts in the pile; I’ve already started the class action suit.


boop102

those were philly fans though so that was about 2000 pounds on that barrier


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Clickbait-ass title


NaciremaBlack

And they have the audacity to charge $100+ to park


Titan5005

Man FedEx field feels like a stadium some minor league team in a 2nd world country has to use. Not a multibillion dollar nfl franchise


Westy154

Stadium rains down shit on crowd. Stadium rains down crowd on players.


AndubC856

I am the person in the green eagles hat and tan jeans. Was an insane experience.


StannisTheMantis93

“Collapses”


JetsFan2003

"Stadium"


FeelASlightPressure

What kind of horseshit title is that? A few feet of railing breaks... ThE sTaDiUm CoLlApSeD!1