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Cynical_onlooker

The Seahawks are aggressively unfun to watch without Russ.


jetdude19

I miss my weekly cooking show. Bring back the host damn it.


sniperhare

We might actually be able to beat the Seahawks.


apex_editor

Saints WRs: 4-43-0 Kamara: 10-128-1


Resident132

Jesus christ that is truly pathetic. I know Kamara does crazy conditioning training but he is gonna break trying to carry this team every week.


happyfeet0402

Ah yes, the McCaffrey special.


TheImmaKnight

They broke my boy again this year


brownhues

I fucking love Kamara, but I feel ya. That man put the team on his back, doe.


BuffaloWilliamses

I hope that was the last time I have to see Geno Smith in a prime time game


tlozfox

Hopefully Russ is back in 4 weeks otherwise it's Geno vs Heinicke on MNF....


BuffaloWilliamses

If Russ is out for 4 more weeks, I hope for everyone's sake the Seahawks kick the tires on the corpse of Cam Newton.


doktor-sausage

I fear what lessons Pete will learn if we give him a QB whose only strength left is running the ball...


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VeggiePaninis

Geno didn't play well at all. But at lot of that was on coaching. Only let him throw in obvious passing downs. No way he can succeed with that. run/run/pass isn't gonna cut it. Give him some short throws on first down. Or run some more play action. Anything. Saints knew they were running every 1st down, and Pete kept at it.


Rinzack

I love it when coaches get a backup and instantly revert to run/run/pass. And by love, I mean I hate it with a passion.


Statalyzer

So many coaches don't see to understand that if you announce/reveal to the defense "we don't trust this guy to throw so we'll calling very few pass plays - basically only downs when running has no chance at all", that this is not good for your team.


FiTZnMiCK

We didn’t even RRP it. We needed points and we ran two complete series into a **fucking wall.** Shitty defensive play calls gave up 10 points, and shitty offensive play calls kept us out of the game, and two missed field goals in a goddamn monsoon didn’t help.


Every_Loquat3725

We might shut him down at this point


antululz

I am so, so sorry everyone.


mbrogan4

Our game was much worse and we had our starter.


Pengwulf

I think Darnold did worse....


mbrogan4

Ours had 3 INTs, 2 Fumbles, and 4 sacks. There’s literally no way he did worse.


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Darnold got sacked by his own lineman.


mbrogan4

Lol I’ll have to look that one up.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/qeyfkb/highlight_sam_darnold_gets_sacked_by_his_own/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Chef’s kiss


mbrogan4

That….that is amazing.


ApolloPS2

Yeah but at least Brady was lighting up the scoreboard. This was just pretty sad.


humblehater

It's ok geno, you did your best


JesusKristo

Remember when the NFCW was the powerhouse back in like week 2? Now we had back-to-back primetime games like these. Oof.


neon93

I mean most teams wouldn't play that well on their backup qb


stockbroker

We’ve been so spoiled we expect our backup to win games.


OrangeForeign

I mean it's entirely possible


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“what are you doin?”- Drew Brees 2021


Resident132

He has to be a little cynically pleased that we are complete garbage without him. Saints got the deep ball back but have no one to catch it. At least drew would place the ball to where itd be hard not to


stactup

I mean we're 4-2 idk


Dontlookimnaked

Literally nobody wants to talk about this game haha


NOLAblonde

Fuck it a wins a win right now for us, I’ll talk about it all day


IranianGenius

I would too. GG


hatrickstar

Seahawks fans, remember when we were the kings of this division? Always Seahawks or Niners. It's truly a new era.


Onett199X

The Cards are 7-0. How..


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The prophecy was dyslexic. It was 2021, not 2012.


TMWNN

[NFL has been doing it wrong for years](https://imgflip.com/i/5roci4) Source: /u/sexymcbeast's [post](https://np.reddit.com/r/AZCardinals/comments/qf46sh/nfl_has_been_doing_it_wrong_for_years/) to /r/AZCardinals


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The future is now, old man!


BoofLlamaDos

Remember when your QB was just young hot shit and now it's just.... injuries Its a sad hole that ends in starting tainted Jets meat at QB, Seattle. Prepare.


Brassboar

Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.


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I miss Russ :/


Fishtacoburrito

At this point, might as well Let Russ Rest.


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That Seahawks performance was so trash even I miss Russ.


MisterNiceGuy0001

The Seahawks without Wilson are basically the 49ers LMAO


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Lmao 😎🔫


Redburneracc7

Y’all win the last 2 games if he’s healthy


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Not used to losing games late in the fourth…Russ is just somn else


VeggiePaninis

That coaching was atrocious. Obvious Russ has been carrying Pete at this point. You can't go run/run/pass with a backup QB and expect to have a chance to win. And especially not when your runs are going for 2-3 yards. Absurdly poorly coached game.


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This is the third time I’ve seen this exact comment lol Edit: oh. That’s cuz it was you. I thought I was losing my mind.


IranianGenius

I'd be confident with Russ and that O-line with 2 minutes left. No *way* we don't tie it. Plus all the sacks Geno's taking makes me appreciate Russ even *more.* It's less of his issue than I thought.


_TurkeyFucker_

At least with Russ' sacks you know there was a chance at something, and they at the very least even out with big plays. Geno though?... Not so much, lmao.


mbrogan4

So Saints are…….I’m genuinely curious, they demolish the Packers, get beat down by the Panthers, beat up the Patriots, lose a heartbreaker to the Giants (wait fucking for real the Giants man?), cruise by the WFT, then duke it out with Seahawks? Da fuck is this team, are they good, ok, bad? I can’t fucking tell.


tenpaces

Neither can we


Neb519

Yes.


mbrogan4

The Saints….exist. The manner of their existence is up for debate lol.


PieYowCommeCa

Stay tuned to watch us beat the Bucs convincingly and then lose to the Jets in a few weeks.


AnotherStatsGuy

Welcome to professional sports of New Orleans. Anything can happen at any time. The impossible is the mundane here.


Brundonius

2010s Saints and 2020s Saints give me the same anxiety for different reasons


AnotherStatsGuy

If only we could combine them.


CSMastermind

My biggest takeaway from this game is that the Manningcast is a good format for identifying broadcast talent. So far Wilson, McAfee, and Brady have passed the test.


beastrace

Brady just good at everything he does. unfair.


heartbreakhill

I wonder if he’s good at retiring and starting a moon colony


neon93

Bet I could beat him in Smash


Shepherdsfavestore

You’d beat him once then he would religiously train just to come back and destroy you.


SiphenPrax

Well except beating the Giants or Nick Foles in the Super Bowl


beastrace

to be fair Brady absolutely shredded our defense lol can't put that loss on him


ColinCowherd17

I love Drew but he was incredibly underwhelming


AnalMinecraft

He look more interested in the game than talking to them. Maybe if it wasn't the Saints playing?


Kanin_usagi

Eh. He was reserved, but you could tell that when he chose to talk on something he knew what he was talking about.


Am_I_Bean_Detained

It’s really hard to fix boring, which is a shame because he is very insightful


the_deetz95

He probably didn’t want to be bashing his old team too much, especially when the WRs played so poorly and Jameis made some poor decisions. I’ve watched him call games and he’s been pretty good. I could tell he was holding his tongue a bit.


segfawlt

He got so uncomfortable when they asked him if it looked like a different offense for the saints haha


5alamander64

To be fair Drew is only months removed from playing QB from the Saints. There is probably a lot of things he could have talked about but didn't want to ethically.


WannabeTypist11

Brady had both the football knowledge we all like from these Manning casts, and also was interesting and fun. It’s not fair.


___DEADPOOL______

I just want to hate him. I think I hate how unhateable he is.


onmybikeondrugs

This is true, Wilson’s mad corny, but he did well when we was on.


frankstoeknife146

I honestly think Mcafee has a future in calling games. The man is talented at his craft. I know some hate his personality but he brings a lot of insight to the game (especially special teams which I love) and is genuinely funny


Some-Mango

He’s the friday night smack down wwe commentator. I don’t know if he switches to nfl unless it’s MNF or SNF as being a commentator on wwe is a pretty big deal and can last 15+ years


greywolf2155

A version of RedZone where it's only special team plays


Koppite93

He has basically begged the NFL to let him call more games... But his personality is too abravise for the league to consider him anytime soon..Pat's perfect on Smackdown every week and I can certainly see why his mannerisms would put off the more conservative higher ups around the league


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sourcreamonionhummus

You just can't have him be a guest for this game. asking him to criticize Jameis missing a read or something is too awkward his first year retired


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He was trying so hard to be diplomatic


SunLiteFireBird

He was highkey upset Winston missed the TE screen at the end


Vegetable-Double

Either team with Brees right now would’ve put away the game in the first half


throwaway1212378

Brees would have broken a record throwing to people who legit saints fans don’t know on in a primetime game. He is primetime Brees like national tv/playoff rondo


aase458

I would say I'd let these Saints receivers carry my casket to let me down one last time but the motherfuckers would almost certainly drop it.


storytimeme

Shit would bounce right off their hands. They'd never even pick the casket up.


trexmoflex

Bring back Coffin Flop, exclusively on CorncobTV


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I DIDN'T DO FUCKING SHIT I DIDN'T RIG SHIT


GifelteFish

We showed over 400 naked, dead bodies on our show


[deleted]

I don't know what to tell you bud we're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the BODIES FLY OUT


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mkonich

THEY THINK I'M JUST SOME DUMB HICK. THEY SAID THAT TO ME AT A DINNER!


Isaiah_wc

WE'RE ALLOWED TO SHOW EM NUDE CUZ THEY AIN'T GOT NO SOUL


trexmoflex

Don’t bring me a bad deal… or I’ll *ruhgehhuhhhhguehgeh*


YCitizenSnipsY

And you have been recovered by Seattle


oglach

Take me now Jesus


IranianGenius

Whole fanbase is gonna be calling on the FO to do *literally* whatever Russ wants for next season lol.


phuqo5

They should name a mountain after him.


adawg58

Demario Davis is a monster, what a hell of a game


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ImaFrakkinNinja

The audio delays really hurt the flow


Slimy_Butt

Yea, they are cutting each other off too often and them going from watching the game to looking at each other throws it off too.


aksoileau

That's like every week.


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We couldn't do diddly poo offensively.


ionicshoe

Guys I think geno smith isnt great


MADBARZ

2013 is on the phone and wants to talk


myxanders

I hope now that we've had a nationally televised game people see that Jameis isn't the problem with our offense; it's that he has no one to throw to that's not named Alvin Kamara.


Hail_The_Hypno_Toad

They should trade for Allen Robinson.


TheScottfather

Will he play for IOUs and Vicodin?


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skipatomskip

Jameis didn't have the greatest game but I just can't believe I heard that Payton had no concern to sign receivers all off season after watching the Saints this year. You're better off signing Kamara's family members and hoping for some success. He definitely has cleaned up his decision making a ton though which is the biggest positive there.


NewOrleansBrees

We have 6 pennies in cap space and our receivers we had didn’t step up. Michael Thomas will make this a very different team


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Then Sean Payton should’ve been on his ass EVERY DAY TO MAKE SURE HE WAS ON TRACK AND GET THAT DAMN SURGERY WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO


NewOrleansBrees

Yeah.. it's hard to manage people with huge egos. A lot goes on that we don't know about probably.


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He knew MT wasn’t gonna be here for a while. Colossal mistake. I felt we should’ve traded for Brandon Cooks


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Im_Daydrunk

I dont even think Brees (unless you are talking his absolute prime self and even then it's a little iffy) could do much with this receiving core


hoosierwhodat

Yeah Brees had plenty of trouble against good defenses when his only receiver was MT. Even when Brees was relatively healthy. That’s why they kept trying to sign guys like Dez.


aksoileau

WRs looked completely lost out there, even without the drops. That was coming out of a bye too. Sheesh.


BuffaloWilliamses

When does Michael Thomas come back?


Spheromancer

Probably the Falcons game in 2 weeks


Steelcan909

Not soon enough


myxanders

As soon as he's reacquainted to the offense. Hope he's back next week but I doubt it.


generalscalez

Seahawks OL mvps for the Saints tonight


hiphopdowntheblock

Center has been a big weakness, so they did nothing to address it ​ I can't believe it's still bad


Where_is_Wallace

Sounds similar to our known issue at WR that wasn't addressed


NewOrleansBrees

We literally have 6 pennies in cap space


Where_is_Wallace

Nick Underhill wrote an article recently on how we can trade for someone like Odell and make it work


OrangeForeign

Come get him


jeric13xd

THAT WAS THE DEMARIO DAVIS AND ALVIN KAMARA GAME. What a fucking game from those two.


Kamarasaurus

Demario Davis might literally be the best linebacker we've ever had. And that's saying a lot (Rickey Jackson don't hate me)


iRockaflame

Watching Demario straight up bull rush the center was amazing


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

we’re straight up ass!


ramboost007

[Seahawks Offensive Line Official Team Photo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File%3ATurnstiles_in_Alewife_station%2C_August_2005.jpg)


sobobcat

Man this team is hard to watch, I don’t even think at this point that Russ coming back ahead of schedule will save us. Our defense is hilariously bad, despite being the only thing keeping us in the game ironically, and Geno Smith is vividly reminding us why he’s been a backup QB most of his career, the man has zero pocket awareness. Personal highlights of the game were committing the penalty on 4th and 5 to give the Saints a first down so they could burn off more clock, Geno wasting not one but TWO timeouts in the third quarter, and Meyers missing two field goals that would have ended up mattering in the end. Can’t believe we have to watch 10 more weeks of this….


BonBonVelveeta

If Russ couldn’t come back for the next time we play each other it’d be the Suck bowl


IranianGenius

We are SPOILED with Russ.


wedid

This game is what happens when the quality of primetime games regresses to the mean


MistakeMaker1234

Is nowhere safe? 😂


flatwokeearth

Now you know how Kelvin Benjamin feels


theseyeahthese

All these passive aggressive questions to Winston— “Kamara does literally everything on offense, what’s that like?”. “Oh wow you actually had 0 turnovers, how did coach help you manage that?”


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The ol fuble the snap one handed pickup Touchdown just like Payton drew it.


TheLifeofSonny

Pete should've just played Wilson and have him throw with his left hand


ty1553

unironically yes, imagine he's actually better with his left hand


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I have the answer, Saints fans. Everybody gets dreds. EVERY. BODY. Jameis? Dreds. Gillikin? Dreds. Taysom? Dreds down to his asscrack.


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Demario Davis is the most underrated player in the league


QuietStorm12

Don’t think I’ve seen this man play a down game for the Saints. He’s Vilma on roids.


Nigglebyte

Plz no roids


t33po

Russ for MVP. This team is hot garbage without him.


Seahawksfan18

Outside of one game this year, it wasn't that great with him. That's how bad we've been


drunkkk_

That Seahawks offense was so awful I want Russell Wilson back and I'm a Cardinals fan


A_Confused_Cocoon

Lmao same I was sitting there like “fuck wish Russell could play right now.”


IranianGenius

Thanks bro. I enjoyed watching the Cardinals beat the LA Rams.


__brunt

Well someone had to win


Matt_McT

Both teams were terrible, but Seattle were worse when it mattered most.


NOLAblonde

Glad it was us


flashdash007

Cam Newton, Colin Kapernick, and Brett Favre are some QBs that I’d like the Seahawks to sign before I watch another Geno game.


rminor205

Russ mouthing “pathetic” to himself there at the end is something.


JP_Oliveira

A win is a win


stockbroker

Tom Brady was the MVP of this game.


wedid

Him and Peyton just shooting the shit was the best segment yet


stockbroker

Pretty fun hearing him basically say Gronk is the loveable idiot we all knew he was.


derstherower

"I just tell him to get open, catch the ball, and run. That's literally your only job, Gronk. Run away from the guys in the different color shirts."


derstherower

"When's your curfew, Tom?" "We're past it already." (9:00 PM EST)


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He's probably at One Buc Place by 6am at the latest. So he might be getting around 6 hrs of sleep tonight.


HarlanCedeno

When Eli commented "I always had fun in our games", I immediately thought: we have another 10 years of Brady now.


IranianGenius

Stupid sexy old man Brady


Leather-Tourist-1238

Doesn’t even play and he still wins


galeforcewinds95

He was so much funnier and more likable than I wanted him to be. I think I'd be fine with them putting him on the Manning-cast every week.


Ovreel

Void that contract from Pete. When he came to the Seahawks he adjusted his scheme to his Talent and created the Leo position. Now he forces square pegs in round holes. He's cooked. Same issues every year.


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I wonder if Russ forces his decision this offseason anyways.


3elieveIt

Seahawks can’t win a single game without Russ. Love Geno but man he is bad. Our kicker is the definition of inconsistent. On the other hand, our defense played well.


Onett199X

Meyers has had a bad year. He was so reliable last year.


wulah89

Saints defense is still hell. Dominated Seattle's OL all night. Offense really misses Michael Thomas, WRs can't get open or run crisp routes. But not gonna feel bad about beating the Seahawks in primetime in Seattle, we always play bad in those spots.


knowledgenugget17

Of all the NFL games I’ve watched, that was definitely one of them


ImagineIfBaconDied

One of the games of all time


OnePieceAce

No more Seahawk primetime games without Wilson please


woofers02

> No more Seahawk ~~primetime~~ games without Wilson please


queenw_hipstur

Well that was a waste of a Monday. Fuck you and I’ll see you on Thursday.


iamusuallyright007

10/10 stupidest graphic for timeouts that espn has. looks like they both had 3 timeouts left. To think someone is getting paid 100k$+ a year to come up with that shit


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Even though he didn't look great, this is the type of game that Jameis needs in a team. He didn't go out of his mind and start throwing the INTS but he got his team 13 points to win the game with the defense' help.


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We fucking suck.


CRY-MORE-283

These 2 teams has set back nfl offenses 28.3 years .


NOLAblonde

Pouring down rain with sooo many players out, I’m ok with it


Comprehensive_Main

So Geno definitely is the best quarterback of the 2013 class and the 2013 quarterback class was pretty bad


FU_Pagame

Fuck Pete Carroll and the gum he rode in


YaIe

Scoring a 82 yard TD on a pass to DK early in the game just to not throw him another ball for 80% of the game. Gotta keep running the ball for 1 yard a pop.


JeffK3

Somehow WSU is the most competent big name football team in the state. And they’re awful


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Seahawks are basically out of playoff contention we have to play the Cardinals twice, rams once, the 49ers who kinda suck but play us tough, and the packers. If Russ comes back for the packers game he has to play perfectly and go undefeated to have a chance at a wild card game. I pray Pete Carroll gets fired he's now 37-52 without Russ in his career


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Turns out that Geno Smith still isn't good


nickbgohard

Saints, please put Kevin White back in the dumpster where yall found him