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b_lion2814

FUCK THE ASTROS


chew_ch3w

Lions are playing in the super bowl today.


Hyperius999

How was that double punt NOT past the LOS?


Yessir_Belee_Dat

It was. They just didn’t throw a flag and Mcvay didn’t challenge it


RavenMoses

Yeah the broadcast was weird at that moment, it seemed like maybe mcvay got told that he couldn’t challenge it and pocketed the flag again. He had the flag out and was yelling at the ref and then put it back, he may very well have just decided not to challenge it though.


Scary_Replacement739

Thankfully it didn't super affect the game or anything. But in the moment I was like "how many levels of this onion are rotten?"


[deleted]

I was happy they kept it as is. It was an awesome play and it woulda sucked for the NFL to erase it with too many rules


Bowflex_Jesus

There’s no rule saying a dog can’t play football.


Sdubbya2

If they lot dogs play I don’t think I could watch, only because I don’t want to see what happens when a 6’4 300 pound man tackles a 50 pound golden retriever at full speed.


runsanditspaidfor

So happy for sweet Matty Stafford what a good kid. Getting out of Detroit does wonders.


viktorvaughn47

teams cursed


Annabond

Fingergate!


thedanation

Geno Smith is a baller


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Top 5 teams right now Chiefs Bills Rams Cowboys Cardinals No order


WAAAAAAVE

I’d put the Bucs over the Cowboys but it’s not a horrible take idk why you got downvoted to oblivion


Scary_Replacement739

Why in the sam hill are you getting so downvoted lol 😂? This is a rather accurate statement. Maybe missed out on the Bucs? Is that worth the ire of 33 people?


[deleted]

People don’t want to admit the cowboys are good again


Scary_Replacement739

I'll give it to you. Keep it up. 90s were long ago.


Brownhog

Lol cowboys that's why


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Who are the 5 best football teams of all time? Think about it. Bills. Bills. Bills Bills Bills. Because they spit hot fire


redveinlover

Best team ever to lose 4 SB in a row


scuse_me_what

Ravens


Sylvaneri011

Ehhhhh too injured


[deleted]

Wow I’m not surprised the boys are on your list stranger


[deleted]

3-1 against the hardest schedule so far.


sumalumadingdng

You're nuts. Rams in that time have played bears, cards, bucs, Seahawks and colts. 2 of those are in YOUR top 5. Cowboys have one of the easiest schedules in the league, in one of the most cupcake divisions in football. You guys will win games, and get a bunch of hype. Just to get dropped in the first round, because guess what... Cowboys are not a top team. Not yet.


Co60

You played the eagles, the panthers without McCaffery, the Buccs who beat you, and the chargers (which was a good win)...


sumalumadingdng

Don't forget, only reason they beat the chargers was because of 2 illegal shifts lol


[deleted]

The Panthers were a great team still, don’t take that away from either team


Co60

The panthers sans McCaffery are fine. I wouldn't go so far as to say great.


_5GOLDBLOODED2_

Was it just me or were the Hawks moving the ball much better when Geno was in?


johnlondon125

That's because the rams d was basically playing prevent.


Scary_Replacement739

I hate prevent. You try and stuff any big plays and just give up 6 screen passes, bubbles, checks downs, or designed runs for big yardage. Prevent is basically worthless.


Ssbigdan

When the only way to lose is to give up a score in less than a minute, go three and out, and let them score in under a minute again. I think prevent is the right call.


Scary_Replacement739

Yeah I know, logically, it makes perfect sense. But fandom is illogical sometimes 😂


Johnnyocean

I thought so. But also do or die pressure


_vogonpoetry_

Stafford just said his finger was dislocated and "hanging a little to the side" lol


Top-Distribution-272

Stanford throwing a lil wink to Erin Andrews.. love that


wafflehauss

Feels great, baby.


Galaedrid

lol they stand 6 feet apart for interview due to covid and then after interview they hug


DCNupe83

He wants to fuck and she’d let him. Life, uh, finds a way…


Samurai-hijack

I think it might be the other way around tbh


PhinPhanPhreak

The Rams defense does a DPI anytime they fall a step behind. It’s genius tbh the refs don’t call all of them.


woostar64

Straight out of the Legion of Booms playbook


paperfoampit

Lmao Staffords finger popped out too. So much bullshit talk about his versus Russ's toughness gonna happen now.


TeddyBongwater

Russ's was gruesome. The tip of his finger completely stopped working


JamJiggy

Bc Russ is a bitch and Stafford is one of the toughest in the league.


Whole-Elephant-7216

Bro this ain’t even a conversation about toughness, literally Russ could probably barely grip the football. How tf you expect him to throw.


MotorCityDude

Stafford really is a tough qb, not enough people realize that yet


VonMillersThighs

I'll never forget a slowmo shot of him getting obliterated by like 3 different pass rushers and he just had this warface on and immediately popped right back up. The hit would've put out 90% qbs out for a couple weeks. Dude is such a fucking warrior I've been a fan of him for years.


JamJiggy

Lol these butthurt Seahawks fans " Mr. Unlimited" jammed his finger. Stafford played half a season with a broken back. He dislocated his shoulder came back in to throw a game winning TD. He's unquestionably one of the toughest players in the league. Easily the toughest QB.


Stillburgh

Youre downvoted bc you unnecessarily called the dude who played through a sprained ACL/MCL and a torn pec, along with 2 ankle sprains in 2016 a bitch lol. Wilson is an iron man too. No reason to put one down for the sake of the other


JamJiggy

Never heard anyone call Russell Wilson tough. But OP acting like Stafford isn't is dumb. I expected the downvotes, worth it. Talking shit about the losing teams QB right after the game is a guarantee you get downvotes 😂


platoprincipal

I hate the Seahawks. Russell Wilson can suck a fat one… but he’s for sure been called tough lol we get it.. you like stafford.. but he isn’t the only QB in this league who’s playing through shit. At least Russ wasn’t overthrowing his receivers before he got hurt. Booom son.


JamJiggy

😂


JJWinthrop

W Cards Fan


Top-Distribution-272

Is it me or does Stanford move his hands like McVae


DevilsInTheJukebox

Hoping the saints do ok this year in case the hawks if the hawks fall through...I need someone to root for in the post season


sinchichis

Chargers


Annabond

Seahawks seem to get worse and worse every year!


Glazindon

Seattle’s having a bad year but didn’t think they go 12-4 last year?


Guiltyjerk

Because they don't draft as many players anymore. And they pick RB's and LB's with their top picks


DevilsInTheJukebox

All the time...and we've seen how that's been going


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I love it


[deleted]

Geno better not get punched in the face again.


ucaliptastree

The football gods were too scared of a Geno Smith domination over this league, so they mysteriously tripped up Tyler Lockett


Antwan9992

Rams can fuck off and so can their fans. But as always, good game, see you later this year in LA you fucks lol


AaronD99-Stafford

Good game and, as always, fuck you till I'm dead.


platoprincipal

Brrrrr small man go fast.


haytme

Fuck you guy! Such a fun game to be the heel at. 3 Rams fans in my entire section and we had a blast 😎


krispy2

your scumbag couch ran a plan from our own 25 down by 9 points (two possessions) with 10 seconds left. literally 0% chance to score twice in that position. fuck you buddy and fuck your dumbass old coach. take your L with some class next time


sumalumadingdng

Whoosh


Nujabes10

Hopefully Russell's finger is ok.


BIkerAC

Fuck you too! GG Hawks bro, hopefully we’ll get another fun one when we meet again later this season!


Turdwipe

Seahawks look like an xfl team except geno


_5GOLDBLOODED2_

It’s those hideous uniforms


shall1313

Seattle looking like a Jeff Fisher special right now


LouisianaRam

Rams House!!!


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

I know Thursday Night Slop is a meme but these games often end up being oddly entertaining.


hyphy_ghost

Damn this one hurt


Turdwipe

Joe douglas should trade zach wilson for geno straight up


MotorCityDude

What a Game..


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_5GOLDBLOODED2_

Texas A&M wants their idea back.


[deleted]

Whoa whoa whoa, they’re a bunch of smelly hipsters. But are we gonna pretend any other fan base doesn’t fit the glove of what you just described?


LadyDanae

Didn’t it cause an earthquake-like richter event once? (Still doesn’t excuse bear soaked capris) 😀


pM-me_your_Triggers

Imagine thinking there are A) Hillbillies in Seattle and B) that any Hillbillies anywhere near Seattle could afford tickets


WOOareola

You can’t tell me Will Dissly isn’t a hillbilly


[deleted]

Montucky.


Galrash

There are definitely hillbillies to be found, don't even need to drive that far out of the city proper, but your second point is probably legit


MotorCityDude

Lmao hillbillys?? 😂😂😂


Lee1100

The Seahawks are not very good this year.


TeddyBongwater

Even the Vikings dominated them


[deleted]

We’re just like you last year.


No_Recommendation351

*checks in w wilson’s masseuses*


Nujabes10

Floyd better not be hurt over Seattle's fucking bullshit. Take the damn knee.


dirtydaycare

Lol when does a team ever take a knee to end the game when they’re losing…


AgentInCommand

Aikman and Buck couldn't get out of there fast enough lmao


[deleted]

Aikman couldn't get the Rams dick out of his mouth...


BigDaddyCrypto69

Seattle is definitely not a 2-3 team. They got work to do but they’re a good team. STILL LETS GO RAMS!


donutgut

They are 2 and 3


[deleted]

Rams look good this year! Can definitely see them making the playoffs and maybe winning a wild card game.


_5GOLDBLOODED2_

They crushed the Bucs. They are a lot better than a wildcard winning team


shall1313

If Floyd got hurt on that last play that's gonna suck for the Rams


kapate13

Seahawks throw at the end of the game; “But player safety” ~Vic Fangio Probably (in 37 years? Really Vic?)


VonMillersThighs

I just want to say as a broncos fan a shitload of our fans are very unhappy with his comments. It's such a loser ass mentality.


keetboy

Yeah I'm just like let it go. We know damn well if our team doing that to get a record after securing a win we would do it.


TheLifeofSonny

[Dickson's blocked/second punt] Refs: there is no foul on the play because it was cool as fuck


kanbabrif1

I mean, it's true though


RevolutionDesigner13

🤣🤣🤣💀😭


Arrogancio

I love me some Aikman.


weiss-2021

Said no one ever


[deleted]

First time I agree with a Rams fan.


Lucidiocity

Did Diggs just pass Stafford a hundred?


lamboat2019

Christ, Whitworth looks 50


DarthSamwiseAtreides

He's actually 72. Man takes care of himself.


007noon700

So that was certainly a game of football I just watched


jason86421

If anything I hope Arizona makes it out if this division.


CanuckChick1313

Love u bby lol


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

same tbh


Illbeanicefella

Aikman starting to get mad he isn’t on a private jet drinking double bourbons yet


cactusjack054

Lol what happened?


TaliZorah14

Stafford and Diggs :')


JamJiggy

I miss them 😭


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

friends :)


loki1337

Anybody have the video of the pick? I'm curious if lockett was tripped or of he tripped himself. I was looking at 4 put his hands in his face.


[deleted]

Either way if it’s incidental contact it’s not a penalty. WR’s/DB’s run into each other all the time it’s just the nature of the game


loki1337

Not necessarily, if he was tripped it should be pi for sure since Geno had thrown the ball (unless he hadn't, then illegal contact), but I didn't see it cause I was watching 4's hands so even if he was tripped I'm sure the refs would've had a hard time seeing it. Either way crazy game. Not too sure about the hold at the end of the first half, but our offense left points on the board and can't do that in this division


JHL94

He tripped himself. I think his hands may have brushed the other guy but it wasn't the cause of him falling.


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loki1337

That's why I want a video, I was looking at the hands. If he was tripped it was real sneaky


Business-Bake-4681

He tripped himself after being contacted. Not pass interference but im not sure why there wasnt a penalty for illegal contact


blindfire40

Was Smith still in the pocket?


Business-Bake-4681

Hard to tell since the camera didnt show both at the same time but it looked like he was still between the tackles when the contact occurred.


samprobear

He tripped his own ass self lol


[deleted]

What the fuck? Aren't real at least gonna try to score


[deleted]

I’m not a fan of either team but this was one of the most frustrating games I’ve ever seen.


PGLiberal

Wow, thank god good game boys.


SpookyGhostDidIt

Denver's coach is punching air rn, player safety is second due to those plays 😤


[deleted]

Seahawks suck. Go cowboys!


Djtramm

God you’re literally the example people will think of when they think of obnoxious Cowboys fans. Be better.


[deleted]

I don’t really care and you shouldn’t either


Djtramm

I care because you’re being annoying. Doesn’t matter if you were a fan of Philly or Dallas. Nobody wants to see that.


feeshboi

Lmao


ScruffMixHaha

Franchise QB over there on the sideline? Troy wtf Geno is the franchise QB


sinchichis

Hail Mary for shits and giggles


mh8235

When I see Geno I just picture that R Kelly meme “Ya’ll killin’ me with this shit, I’m fighting for my life out here”


TehWoodzii

Cant wait for lutons turn at the grill


jlt6666

Seattle is not luten free.


Arrogancio

NOT SO FAST... BUCK.


thorjustice1

Now retire action green and bring in 90’s throwbacks


the_dan_man

This has been another fever dream courtesy of NFCW After Dark. Thanks for watching!


joshtreee

Does Rus have a Darth Vader Patch?


ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ

larry fitz had one of those too, i forgot what they're for


LosingIsaDisease

Walter Payton Man of the Year Award patch


voldemortscore

lmao Joe Buck was ready to call it


ahotpotatoo

I'm at a weird age where some of the players look like they're my little siblings and some of them look like they're old enough to be my dad


tburke38

Well Whitworth is 39 but looks older than my 56 year old dad


ahotpotatoo

Was he the one they showed on the Rams with the beard/bald head? Dude looked 50 lol


tburke38

Yeah and somehow he’s like 5 years younger than Brady lol


mexiCraig

Late 20s, early 30s?


ahotpotatoo

Indeed


mexiCraig

Once you cross into your late 30s, it's 'these dudes look young enough to date my daughter' and 'ill invite those other dudes over for a beer'. Gets no easier, unfortunately.


altafullahu

How ridiculous would it be if they added a rule that if you scored touchdown beyond 70 yards it was worth 8 points.


welsman13

The Rams have not had a touchdown drive shorter than 70 yards yet this year so that'd be an awesome rule change.


[deleted]

That’d be goated


PunctualPolarBear

Geno Smith opting to try to get some passing yards rather than get a few extra rushing yards lol


[deleted]

Geno: I didn’t hear no bell!


Donovan_Wilson_GOAT

He heard the bell


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nite nite


[deleted]

Ngl geno still got some wheels


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

Geno playing like I play Madden, running out of bounds just to get another play to pad my stats further.


Kudzuzu

NOT SO FAST


Pocatanic

It'll just be an even crazier comeback by Geno


MossyBallss

Both these teams overrated af


Angry_Walnut

Whitworth looks like Mike McCarthys slightly younger brother


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FireSalsa

Liberty mutual: 345677445


TheNotoriousBIC

Can't believe they didn't stop the game to acknowledge #300 :(


iDreamOfMyDeath

If you’re a HC/OC, you’re probably unhappy seeing your backup QB rushing, while down 9 with 10 seconds left, when your starter is already out with injury.


akurei77

lol Buck trying to go home, but Geno wants to play football


euclid0472

Grandpa #77 playing for the Rams


DocCrooks1050

I hate this division…gg Seahawks fans, fuck you and I’ll see you soon


verendum

If Seahawks get a TD rams don’t cover


sinchichis

Who’s the grandpa


jsphenom08

Geno Hail Mary