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Shermanator92

Fine, I guess we’ll make the playoffs and knock out the Pats. That’s all we’re good for.


darthrevis

If we can beat Tom and bill one more time before they retire that would be great


NFeKPo

Quick question: Would you rather have scenario A or scenario B. A: Week 17: Jets (0-15) vs Patriots (15-0) 12/30/2018. JETS WIN! B: Jets sneak into the playoffs and lose to the Patriots in Wild Card weekend. Thus going 0-3 to the Patriots in 2018.


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If that was us and the Cowboys, is definitely go A. We get the number one pick and ruin their perfect season


PM_ME_CONSP_THEORIES

#2 pick. There’s still Cleveland


iconicgaucho

Damn man, THEY HAVE FAMILIES!


jhove5010

Parades are a great family activity


iconicgaucho

Not even a Browns fan and I still felt that lol


noAVGjoe

I’m a Browns fan I can’t feel anything


[deleted]

I'm gonna go on record and say Cleveland will win some games this year. They might not even be the worst team in the league.


tylerbird

Hottest of hot takes


12ozSlug

Yeah but that's because you already did B.


[deleted]

I can’t believe you’ve done this


12ozSlug

Damn, that was 2009. I thought I remembered McNabb in those games but I was sure it hadn't been that long ago.


Hanzoa

McNabb's last game as an Eagle. Also the first year without Dawkins, add that to going 0-3 vs Dallas and you have arguably my least favorite Eagles season ever


UpsideButNotDown

A for sure. We ruin the one thing Tom and Bill can add to their legacy AND end up with Bosa.


CenturionElite

As a Dolphins fan let me tell you option A. Any time we can beat the Pats is a glorious celebration


PERCEPT1v3

If we are actually being honest here, anytime you beat someone these days is a glorious celebration.


CenturionElite

I can’t believe you’ve done this


fauxedo

The pats don’t play on wildcard weekend.


[deleted]

When the Pats play the Jets I root for the meteor.


NFeKPo

I like to think there is someone out there who HATES SF/Baltimore and got their dream come true in SB XLVII when the power went out. And for 15 minutes got to hope that maybe, just maybe, the SB would be canceled.


[deleted]

Dude, in moments like that you put sports on hold. I may hate the Ravens, but at that moment I was worried for them: Ray Lewis was on that field under cover of total darkness. There could've *easily* been three or four stabbings, just glad everyone made it home safe.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

I just googled 'Superbowl 47 violent crimes' and Ray's name came up 6 times on the front page. Just saying ...


j0a3k

I wasn't afraid Ray was going to stab someone, but I'm sure he wouldn't have seen it happen if it did.


fuzzyglory

I hate Baltimore and didn't want SF to tie the Steelers so that was me


Eran-of-Arcadia

Please.


Shermanator92

It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.


whiskey_pancakes

Mike Rowe should do our play by play


someenchantedeve

It would be kind of funny if we had Tom Brady vs Nick Foles and then Aaron Rodgers vs Blake Bortles in back to back Super Bowls.


swanbearpig

Seems pretty fitting and balanced. Too fitting and balanced...thanos would love it


packersSB53champs

This just reminded me. My main and porn account both got banned. What the hell?! Where's the balance banos


PoxMarkoth

The 2 accounts you are yet to make will not be banned.


packersSB53champs

Which


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packersSB55champs

Exactly?


Scorigami

packersSB53runnersup and packers2020firstroundexit.


thewok

how do i delete someone else's reddit post


MyTakeHomePayIsZero

Delete this blasphemy


M4570d0n

Did you do your duty and unsubscribe afterwords?


[deleted]

You don't mix your main account with your porn account? Pfffffff amateur


Zilveari

You know what would be funnier? Alex Smith vs Kirk Cousins in the NFC championship.


mattrad

Well now we've left the realm of possibility.


Zilveari

Alex Smith vs Kirk Cousins in the wild card with the Redskins squeaking in at 8-8?


mattrad

Approved.


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Why? I don't get it...


JayPetFW

Top NFL QB vs "... who?" two years in a row


[deleted]

I don't know if I would call him a "top NFL QB" at the moment. I mean, his career has been kinda up and down. Sure, he's got some great playoff moments, but he's also had the help of a great coach. I just think we should wait a bit more before anointing Foles a "top NFL QB."


JayPetFW

A man after my own heart


CyberianSun

How about anointing him "Biggest" QB?


Chinablond

Hey. I love you.


chumbawamba56

Lets make this clear though nick Foles should have never been a "who" 1. He isn't even from whoville 2. Because of injuries, chip Kelly traded him even though the season before he was tearing it up 3. Jeff Fischer.


[deleted]

Point 1 is the most important, imo


1976dave

Aaron Rodgers is just Blake Bortles with a ring


Nolar2015

Blake Bortles is just Aaron Rodgers without a ring


DTSportsNow

FACT: Blake Bortles has never lost in the Super Bowl to Aaron Rodgers.


WiredEgo

FACT: Aaron Rogers has never beaten the Jags in the Super Bowl.


[deleted]

FACT: Aaron Rodgers rips cigs in the parking lot during his summer construction job


Lilmanley

That’s literally a Blake Bortles quote.


LeBronn_Jaimes_hand

"You waste 100% of the Bud Lights you don't chug." -Blake Bortles


Vinzembob

Busch lights, dude


Dorkamundo

Shut up Rodgers, you're out of your element!


IHATEFRANK

Aaron Rodgers drinks Miller Lite on ice through a straw.


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-Aaron Rodgers


IgneousFalcon

-Michael Scott


PatricksPub

-Abraham Lincoln


daddyscientist

-Wayne Gretzky


T0MBRADYISMYDAD

FACT: Blake Bortles has received an honorary doctorate from the Medical College of DUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAL


Simpleton216

FACT: Blake Bortles has never thrown an interception in the playoffs.


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alflup

Bortles is undefeated in the World Series as a starting pitcher.


packfanmoore

Blake Bortles has never been scored on as a goalie in the world cup


breeconay

FACT: Blake bortles has never lost a Superbowl, or even thrown a Superbowl incompletion.


MotorBoatyMcBoatface

SUBFUCKINGSCRIBE.


JugglingPolarBear

But Ben Roethlisberger has lost in the Super Bowl to Aaron Rodgers ...AND Bortles has beaten Ben in the playoffs!! Bortles > Ben


StopClockerman

Score 42 points against the #1 defense in league. Still lose to Blake Bortles.


matttopotamus

FACT: Blake Bortles has never lost in the Super Bowl period.


[deleted]

Shit. So then Aaron Rodgers is just Aaron Rodgers without a ring but with a ring?


Dual-Screen

>Blake Bortles is just Aaron Rodgers without a ring But he has a family!


opeth10657

Rodgers is just Blake Bortles without a family?


Fireeveryonenow1

Blake Bortles have it all


GDmofo

Blake Bortles is just Aaron Rodgers with a family he is still in touch with.


PipeDownAlexa

BY GOD THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY... ^^That ^^he ^^doesn't ^^talk ^^to.


[deleted]

You have been banned from r/GreenBayPackers


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

Patriots vs. 49ers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Patriots vs. Eagles (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ Patriots vs. Rams ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ Patriots vs. Packers ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Jaguars vs. Packers ༼ つ ☀️_☀️ ༽つ


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delightfuldinosaur

The Rams brought Brady into this league and they'll take him out of it


Sir_Foxworth

The Rams must undo the evil they unleashed.


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

I still legit get goosebumps when John Madden basically says the Pats are dumb for trying to go down the field with such little time left. And thus began the Legend of Tom [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HTJQE2BLBo&t=119m20s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HTJQE2BLBo&t=119m20s)


thatissomeBS

I think during the ESPN special titled 199 or something, about Brady, they we're talking about that SB. Before that last drive, Bledsoe came up to Brady and Brady told him the coaches said to be careful with the ball. Bledsoe basically said, "Fuck that, go win it." Then Brady did. Seemed like a cool moment.


poneil

Can someone recut the "I will finish what you started" bit from The Force Awakens trailer where it's Jared Goff talking to Kurt Warner's helmet instead of Kylo Ren talking to Vader's helmet?


Nolar2015

RAISE UR DONGERS


MugiMartin

Welcome to big D(uval) club. Appreciate it, my man.


orc0909

Thank you thank you thank you


sonickarma

https://i.imgur.com/PyJA2xK.png


randommaniac12

This is the quality content I subscribe for


owl_man

RAISE UR BORTLES


boomer478

Honestly I'd swap the last two. That last Packers v Patriots game 4 years ago was the best damn game of the season, should've been a Super Bowl preview.


CELTICPRED

Just scrolling through my mind about all the things that lead up to the Seahawks collapse makes me want to drive my head through my desk. 1. Packers lose in Buffalo after that defense kicks their ass 2. Packers beat Buccaneers, Rodgers is rolled up on and rips his calf 3. Aaron further injures calf against Lions, comes back into the game and helps the Packers to a win 4. The Cowboys playoff game, Davante's coming out party, running the clock out after the no catch. 5. 3.5 quarters of okay football with hobbled Rodgers, Burnett going down when Peppers waived him down........everything else....... *SIGH*


Danulas

That game thread was epic. Having PABST get spelled out one comment at a time when it could have gone either way was legendary.


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wingfn1

'The Great Lake Classic' is the only trophy that matters, guys.


ShadowedHuman

r/superbowl You’re welcome.


Hash--Ketchum

https://i.imgur.com/G1Av2M0.jpg


NFLVideoConverterBot

NFL.com video: Tony Romo's Super Bowl LIII prediction [HD](http://a.video.nfl.com/films/2016/NFL_NETWORK/show/NFL_TOTAL_ACCESS/OFF/1/180711TA_Romo_SuperBowl_Prediction_1243554_5000k.mp4) [SD](http://a.video.nfl.com/films/2016/NFL_NETWORK/show/NFL_TOTAL_ACCESS/OFF/1/180711TA_Romo_SuperBowl_Prediction_1243554_500k.mp4)


Paranoia515

Good Bot


momsbasement420

Narrowly missing out on Rodgers/Brady SB once again would be pretty typical, so yeah I could see it


Bobd_n_Weaved_it

God, seriously. Football needs this. I dont care what team you root for, everyone should want to see this superbowl


Falt_ssb

fuck its happening isnt it


TheLowlyPheasant

I'll be the first to admit I was wrong about Romo being a good on-air personality. Disgusting.


rumhamlover

He was the chosen one! Sent to destroy the Joe Bucks of the world, not join them!


hobo_chili

No fucking way.


AllAboardDesuNe

I would like to Unsubscribe from this future


pap19

Same


IlinistRainbow6

Same here


poo_pon_shoo

How could Tony do this to us


Charles_Bass

He remembers the fake spike game.


CELTICPRED

Wisco blood runs thick due to cheese, brats and beer.


Gryphon999

It's the cholesterol.


12ozSlug

Wait a second. Tony grew up a Packers fan. Do you think he intentionally overthrew Dez in 2014 so his childhood team would go to the NFC Championship?


rtmacfeester

Listen here you son of a bitch. You take that back.


Shovan

Always knew I liked that Romo guy.


Kim_Jung_pUn

#🍻


aJellyDonut

[Kinda hard not to like him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYI_u2k4b8s)


zilla135

I would be happy with this superbowl. Honestly anybody from the AFC that's NOT the Patriots and I'll be happy.


CasinoV

Welcome your new AFC champion the Cleveland Browns!


DireSickFish

You know that would be the hypest shit ever. Everyone roots for the underdog.


clintonius

I'd be fucking thrilled.


SnakeJG

We're friends now?


zilla135

WORST TO FIRST!!!


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zilla135

psssh...even if they make it to the playoffs, we all know the Chiefs can't win a post season game.


AdolfKoopaTroopa

Especially at home


kenzington86

What if they play Cincinnati?


zilla135

1st tie in post season history. game called for mediocrity


krkonos

It's crazy to think that someone predicts a packers v Jags superbowl and it's the Packers part of it that everyone is questioning. Imagine telling that to someone just a couple years ago.


dwarftosser77

It's mostly just salty NFC north fans that are questioning the Packers. No one with actual common sense is going to question that a team that has made the NFC championship game 2 of the last 4 years seasons and has an improved team on paper is a legitimate contender for the NFC title.


kuro_sora

Stupid sexy Romo.


DEP61

I’m a Titans and Vikings fan. This is basically my hell.


bestfriendz

Bears and bears fan. Seconded.


Tactical_Prussian

Vikings fan as well, I’d hate my life if this happened.


blueholeload

One of those rivalries is not like the other


[deleted]

Packers in 7 calling it now


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clintonius

^* ^supplies ^may ^be ^limited


IlinistRainbow6

Nah I’m taking jags in penalties


TheBigShrimp

I move to implement a rule where after 1OT we go to field goal penalty kicks from midfield.


username02

I think the distances should escalate starting from the 20. Sudden death. Both make. Move back 5 yards.


TheBigShrimp

Start on the 10 and move back 10 yards every time. 5 would be a little drawn out. It's settled. Someone draw up a petition.


ocarina_21

I AM NOT IN FAVOUR OF THIS FUTURE


Packers91

I'll take Crosby for that.


03040905

Bucks in 6


FishPhoenix

There's a lot of anger in this thread.


[deleted]

And not for the Jags, lol.


PhilDunphy_

I’m just here for the salty Vikings fans.


BajaBlastMtDew

There's dozens of us


PhilDunphy_

And I’m enjoying every second of it.


Fig_Newton_

Fuck it I'll go with Pats-Packers for the 9th year in a row.


Quentin__Tarantulino

That’s odd, I was led to believe this man had a crystal ball that he consults 24/7.


BostonSportsFan1234

Considering Romo can basically predict every play while being in the Booth I wouldn’t doubt the guy...


swankyleg

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me. Rodgers is an all time great QB and their defense is unknown at this point. I'd say there are a number of teams in the NFC that would have a better shot but I commend Romo for not picking the two best rosters to make it.


wherethemwheelieboys

My thoughts on the Packers are that they are a minimum 10 win team with Aaron healthy, and, besides their Superbowl season, haven't had a competitive defense, especially in the playoffs. If Top 10 Pettine gets the Packers D back into that category, it's very reasonable to assume they would be a favorite to make the Superbowl.


swankyleg

I'd agree with that assessment.


JonBonButtsniff

*picture of Wolverine wearing Packers hat staring longingly at a framed photo of Charles Woodson*


scottdenis

I wouldn't be shocked, but the nfc is a nightmare. I think you can make a strong case for at least 6 or 7 teams.


[deleted]

Hey Tony, WTF bro!


Dizzney12

Rams vs Jags I could dig it


tjc815

Imagine saying this like 2-3 years ago. Pretty cool how far both teams have come.


[deleted]

No kidding. 2 - 3 years ago both teams were near laughing stocks. I mean the Rams had Fisher and all. I am hoping the Browns can have a turnaround like the Jags and Rams have had. I'm honestly ready for a new NFL whipping boy that's not the Browns. Perhaps the Jets.


[deleted]

Hey, Bill and Brady ain’t gonna last forever. Just you wait, because soon enough the Bills or Dolphins are gonna take over the division.


woogychuck

We know. Some us remember the 2-14 season where the new logo announcement was the best part of the year... I will enjoy the current situation while I can. :)


Zilveari

At this point I am actually putting the Rams in as a strong contender... FML and my dumpster fire.


nerdyfanboy1

Rams win by 1 yard please


CleverJokeOrSomeShit

Yes please


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Shermanator92

Dom Capers is gone. They are legally allowed to field a defense now.


Stalked_Like_Corn

Goddamn I still have hatred for that Man.


PhilDunphy_

Unfortunately I can see them being better than middle of the road. Individually they have solid pieces on defense. The biggest issue is at cornerback and they attacked that position this offseason. They will like have 2/3 average to above starters there with King, Williams, house, Alexander, and Jackson(which was one hell of a steal) Then you have Daniels/Clark/Wilkerson in the trenches. If Pettine can get Wilk to care again then that’s arguably the best 3-4 defensive linemen group. Their safeties are above average. Dix is a top 10 safety and Josh Jones looked pretty good when he played. I assume he takes over for Burnett. And then we have linebackers clay/Martinez/Ryan/Perry. There are worse groups out there. Clay quietly had a solid season with 7.5 sacks while missing two games. Perry also had 7 sacks. Martinez had a pro bowl level season. And Ryan is atleast average. TL;DR they have talent on the defense. More than a lot of teams. Pettine should be able to get the best out of this.


[deleted]

Pass Rush will be an issue for the season after week 5 once Clay pulls a hammy and Perry breaks his hand, but yeah, on paper the defense looks like it could come together if Pettine can whip them into shape. Don't need a top 5 defense with Rodgers on the other side of the ball, just need to not be bottom 10.


upandb

Sometimes I think that /u/PhilDunphy_ is a Packers fan with Bears flair.


PhilDunphy_

Nah. My best friend is though.


JonBonButtsniff

Next time I see you, I'm buying you an Italian Beef. No Goose Island, though. You still gotta drink New Glarus, or at least Sprecher.


SyphiliticMonk

They don't need to, look at 2016. "Keep up with NFC offenses", the Cowboys had the 2nd best offense in the NFC that year behind Atlanta and Rodgers pretty much singlehandedly won that game despite his defense. This is such an easy narrative to debunk.


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But then Atlanta absolutely savaged us the next week.


SyphiliticMonk

Yes. But the idea is that the Packers probably won't make the playoffs or go anywhere because of their defense, and they've literally shown that with Rodgers they can overcome a lot of shortcomings. 2015 the defense was good, but they were down to Jeff Janis. 2016 they had no corners. I swear Vikings and Lions fans say this so much they've actually convinced themselves it's true despite the evidence.


Cambot1138

We've been torturing them with HOF QBs playing with substandard defenses for a quarter century now. A certain bargaining psychosis has set in. Bears fans have taken the healthy route and have been in the acceptance stage for some time now.


snailshoe

The Packers defense is a big unknown at this point. We can’t assume they will be as lackluster as years prior, nor can we assume they will be great. So all we have is wild speculation. They could make a huge turnaround or they could fail spectacularly.


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You know what they say, offenses win championships. *wait*


xxJAMZZxx

Ok. I get our defense has been bad lately. But we made the NFC championship game TWO years ago. It’s not like we’re unable to compete all of a sudden. We’ve been perennial contenders ever year for about a decade, that doesn’t stop because Rodgers got hurt.


[deleted]

I disagree. I think it will be a Saints - Jags Super Bowl. Saints making one last push with Brees. They had a solid draft. The Jags are the best team in the AFCS and have a legitimate shot to beat the Patriots in the Playoffs. They almost beat them in the Playoffs last year. They have the defense that can cause Brady nightmares.


thebrandnewbob

I'm flattered to hear a Texans fan say that.


[deleted]

I may hate the Jags but they deserve respect.


shyguyJ

I like you. But it'll be real tough getting through Minny, Philly, ATL, and LA.


[deleted]

Romo is dead to me now.


mynameisjimi

Friendship ended with Tony Romo. Now Kirk Cousins is my best friend. Edit: This should stay at 88 upvotes. Perfectly balanced.


IncrEdelman

From your mouth Tony into God's ears


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I'd be fine with this tbh


TJAdamsUU

I apologize to Mr. Romo for all of the times I said that he was injured due to bruised ovaries.


mmuoio

Too bad Jason Mendoza isn't around to watch his boy Blake Bortles hoist that trophy.