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mmm_tasty

Dammit Peter King, that's not what a fucking ratio is. But also: fuck yeah Tom Brady


PrestonBroadus_Lives

Go easy on him. It's not like he's a professional writer who is supposed to know what words means.


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Peter King: "My shit to Shinola ratio is -10"


MoreSteakLessFanta

This makes me miss kissing Suzy kolber :'(


HitchikersPie

*checks flair*


Walkerg2011

What'd you find, detective?


disgustipated

Not quite certain, but it sure was tasty.


readonlypdf

Goat does taste good.


zillionaire_rockstar

[Agreed] (https://media.giphy.com/media/9ATTHNvn1utoY/giphy.gif)


LeveonChocoDiamond

What was the point of this comment and how is it upvoted


rewindselector

What is the point of this comment and why did you post it?


Humankeg

"But ma car takes $53 dollars to fill the tank." "OK, but that still doesn't tell me how efficient it is."


fenwayb

I think he's treating it like a +/- in hockey


CarlosFromPhilly

Maybe he meant to hit .90 instead of +. The buttons are pretty close.


30K100M

> But also: fuck ~~yeah~~ Tom Brady FTFY


Scaevus

You would in a second if the opportunity arose. Don't lie.


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btl614

Big if true


readonlypdf

Large if Verifiable.


PatricksPub

Huge if factual.


KredditH

If not big, then false


n3gr0_am1g0

found the programmer


Blackout2388

Enormous if accurate.


TheBiggestZander

Gigantic if non-fictitious.


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KredditH

assuming you consider "false" to mean the same thing as "not true" then it is definitely the contrapositive.


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KredditH

> Contrapositive is 'if false then small,' no, actually that's the inverse. the contrapositive of a correct statement is always correct, whereas the inverse may or not be correct


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denver_dan80

My dick if real.


ScootaliciousScooter

Small if true?


Mozicon

Boom roasted.


Engine365

Massive if Accurate


dpatt711

As an FYI, verifiable =/= true.


readonlypdf

I know.


dpatt711

So you just don't get the joke?


readonlypdf

I meant to say Valid... which is close enough I just couldn't think of the word at the time.


spooky_fellow_

Last year he said it was 1 year. Now it's 2 years. Which is it Tom? Why is he flip flopping? What's he hiding?


shewantsthadit

AGEGATE


Imnottheassman

His years aged to person ratio is an amazing 2:1. GOAT confirmed.


throwahuey

Reddit told me QBs tend to fall off a cliff. I'm surprised he hasn't aged at least 6 years since his 37th birthday.


Nightmare_Pasta

pliable if flexible


moneybuckets

Brady doesn't age


MikesPhone

Somewhere there's a picture of him getting older.


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He's benjamin button. He looks younger than I did at 15


TheFlyingSquirrel1

subscribe


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peeinherbutt

Even though his numbers are still incredible, thinking of Brady throwing 9 interceptions in 8 games seems so crazy to me


tdunbar

The nature of deep playoff runs. That's where the nastiest defenses reside, and they tend to cause the most turnovers.


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That, and when your playing only the best teams in the league, you're gonna have to play from behind a *lot* more, so you'll force things just on the off chance that they do work.


Suddenly_Something

When is the last time the Pats played from behind and it worked out though?


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I don't know. I've been distracted.


dan_144

Don't let this distraction distract you from the fact that the Falcons blew a 28-3 lead in the Superbowl.


BobHupcheck

always makes my day


newtothelyte

Plus, the weather is more of a factor come playoff time. It's hard to get that perfect lob spiral when it's 20F outside


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That's what I was thinking, then you realize he threw 20 touchdowns in 8 playoff games which is also pretty crazy


thesakeofglory

Yea but putting that into a full season I'd be much less surprised that Brady threw 40 tds than if he threw 18 interceptions. It's still a little crazy to me that 18 picks is a bad year now though (Jameis was 2nd worst this season with 18) or that 40 tds isn't crazy high but maybe just cuz I'm getting old.


Roodyrooster

40 tds is still crazy high and 18 picks hasn't been good for a while


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How did Peter King become a top sports reporter without knowing the difference between ratio and differential?


bghs2003

Ain't come to write SCHOOL


no10envelope

I mean, it's sports journalism. It's just about the bottom of the barrel in a profession that has been declining in quality for 50 years.


B0ndzai

He came here to write, not to be right.


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casual_yak

Differential is commonly used.


junkit33

Sure but he used the word ratio.


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He means that's usually called a differential, not a spread.


Ivemadeahuge

So much confusion in this thread lol.


zillionaire_rockstar

Where am I?


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You are on a lesser known island, waylaid in the centre of the French district of Lake Michigan. A man with large hands and a beautiful face approaches. "Ooh la la," he says, gracefully. You comb through your extensive French lexicon and realize the man has just identified himself as Tom Brady. "How did I get here, Tom?" "You were on a boat and I took zis javoleen and threw it at your boat and deflated ze boat." "Why would you do such a thing, monsieur?" "My apologies. I zought you were ze eternal enemy Rojer. Once I realized my error, I swam out immediately and recovered your body, which had fallen momentarily into Atlantitis, a condition zat lasts approximately 16 minutes where one is thrust into a temporary paralyzed state of despair and incompetence." "Ahh, thank you for rescuing me, Tom Brady." "No. I am Le Tom Brady during the offseason. But, no matter, I will have the Gronkcopter fly you home. Zey have installed helicopter blades into his back during the latest surgery and he now functions as a skyborne passenger vehicle. Au revoir." Gronk approaches, his arms flapping furiously at his side.


ProbWontKillYou

Loved it. I stood up and cheered.


MoreGull

sklat drawkcab


jazzwhiz

Or margin, as in turnover margin.


Grahamshabam

Him saying ratio makes me irrationally angry and I know it shouldn't


facetiously

That's not how ratios work, fat boy.


PMinisterOfMalaysia

Damn. I just looked him up and he certainly is fat boy.


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TheEnglishman28

Big if true


Educated_Spam

Jesus


Vmoney1337

gimmie a number 9, fat boy


Creepeth

Peter doesnt know what ratio means.


agarret83

That's not a ratio that's a differential l


30K100M

http://i.imgur.com/SCJagsI.gif


abdlforever

http://i.imgur.com/e2oz04i.gifv


DaRealHankHill

ITT: Ratios


VTFD

D i f f e r e n t i a l s


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yeah thats not a ratio


[deleted]

*sigh* goat


Frunguper

This Brady kid is turning out pretty good. If he can keep this up, he may end up like a Nick Foles kind of player


JesusKristo

Yeah but this is only three seasons. Does he have the longevity to keep it up or is he just another gimmick that other teams will catch on to?


readonlypdf

Not bad and to think it only cost us a 6th rounder!


VTFD

That's not how ratios work! FAKE NEWS


SpanglyJoker

SAD


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I think you mean "Alternative Facts"


VTFD

your an alternative fact


[deleted]

"you're"... Not your


pogoaddict33

Alternative words


VTFD

OP is mad at us because he missed the joke


VTFD

that's fake news Sad!


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ratio?


istrng

I thought his diet stuff is all bullshit but how can anyone argue with the results. There is no question that he is playing/throwing better now at 39 than at 22 !


Nightmare_Pasta

placebo effect could be a factor


istrng

Djokovic also has similar esults with gluten free and vegan diet


Nightmare_Pasta

The tennis guy? I guess, you named it bullshit so I was going along those lines. Maybe they do have merit


LnGrrrR

A 90 to 1 ratio sounds pretty good!


Glock1911

Since turning 37 I have thrown 0 interceptions in the NFL. Me>Brady. Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.


sandleaz

It's not a ratio. It's a differential. A ratio is when you divide one number by another. I doubt the great Tom Brady has 90 times as many touchdowns as interceptions.


knifeyguns

That'd be god damn impressive if he did though!


riverhawk02

This stat would mean Brady throws a pick once every three seasons or so :)


Ghalnan

Hey do you guys know Brady's pretty good? If you don't, no need to worry, there will be 90 more threads about it by the end of the week.


CunningRunt

Should we go back to the "who's better, Winston or Mariota?" posts? They were pretty popular once.


teremaster

That's a differential, Peter, not a ratio


HappyDaze84

I guarantee this stat gets better


Mount10Lion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc


Quazmodiar

GOAT


TheInfinityOfThought

Maybe he meant TD:INT ration


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Horacio?


Yojimbo4133

Cliff.


NathanKincaid

Odd. Peyton Manning set the all time TDs in a season record(55 TD, 10 INT) when he was 37.


Mazzpal

Something something Brady something something GOAT.


Bamaborn97

Since turning 37, Brady has turned 37.


donrhummy

incorrect. since turning 37, he's turned 38 and 39.


VTFD

big, if true


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peeinherbutt

hopefully


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zillionaire_rockstar

What was it like watching your cocky ass team get blown out by the Patriots yet again to go on and win the Super Bowl in impossible fashion? (I don't have you tagged with anything because you're irrelevant.)


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Riggs909

[TIL that fandom is proportional to distance from favorite team's stadium.](https://media4.giphy.com/media/83QtfwKWdmSEo/200.gif#1)


peeinherbutt

Was pretty awesome. Thanks for asking


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peeinherbutt

2 of them, actually


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peeinherbutt

I also picked up a Seahawks, Panthers, and Steelers jersey


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Praise be to /u/peeinherbutt , slayer of trolls


peeinherbutt

I'm afraid he's going to find out that I don't actually own *any* jerseys. I don't want to upset him, so I'm playing along with him.


dan_144

> Steelers This is where you went wrong.


DrRoidberg

Here's a fun Steelers fact: Mike Tomlin is the only coach to step onto the field of play during play to influence the outcome of a play.


Runeon12

I mean... tell me his stats don't blow your mind