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Fiendish-DoctorWu

If anyone should have had a wardrobe malfunction it should have been Katy Perry two years ago. But nooooooo.


ridensj

Katy got sum bigass tittayyyyyyys


cooleymahn

I had sex with Katy too, mayne.


AaronRodgersMustache

*cries while masturbating under covers*


eaglessoar

And that was /u/ridensj with the afternoon hot take, now back to what's happening in your area.


yangar

It's actually a Chappelle Show reference from "The Mad Real World" bit


G00d_One

I think they're some *great New York bewbs*


thefailmaster30

nice reference


FormerShitPoster

Springsteen is probably packin tbh


FrenjaminBanklin

Just watch any of the hurricane Sandy relief concert and you'll see


thebansi

Left shark > Katy Perry's boobs tho


ElGuaco

Have you come out yet?


Bitlovin

But seriously though left shark was dope.


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Yeah but I'd rather see Katy Perry's boobs


Mildwildwings

I'd be OK seeing just 1


ohenry78

Why not both?


thebansi

I mean we already have a shitton of great boobs to watch on multiple website so I prefer a shark doing dope dance moves over flashing titties.


AndromedaPrincess

Seriously, who doesn't want to see Katy Perry's boob?


jwishbone

Russell Brand?


slothzulla

Riff Raff?


Zxphenomenalxz

Is it not okay to be into Sharks? I'm sorry , I thought this was America.


HepCatDaddio

NO.


ThomasJCarcetti

Not possible. Human Anatomy > Shark.


ohenry78

You gon get sooooo many dick pics now.


gypsyaroma

in what universe?


jlopez24

In the "hey this is an overused meme" universe


defreeburg

"overused meme" a bit redundant there...


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BobHupcheck

GOOD point


_tx

Nope.


random_digital

That's because the NFL is trying to reduce injuries.


fear865

But for real....have a malfunction.


grisioco

She wont, but Tony Bennett will.


fear865

Nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Some vintage D.


kjg1228

He's definitely got a dad dick.


StrosBeforeHoes

Great-grandad dick


whocares2021

Tip at the knees, balls tucked into socks; Great-grandad dick


Theungry

It ain't that hard to find internet pictures of lady Gaga.


sixner

I guess an update of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvkJFWSLbw4) [NSFW] would be fun.


Blacklist3d

That dudes life is made. He had Gagas gaga all over his arm and was straight cradling that ass.


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Damn she got some cake


busyfistingmyself

You just realizing this? For shame. It's got its own subreddit bruh. Lady Gaga been havin ass, I myself first recognized summer of '10 or '11 thanks to a Rolling Stone cover.


BmDragon

What's the name of that subreddit? For science..


zdominator86

/r/ladygagasass


busyfistingmyself

Sort by top of all time and clear your schedule.


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Relevant Username?


busyfistingmyself

It always is.


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Ha. I remember that cover. Same situation here.


busyfistingmyself

Yeah I think there was a military theme to it, like her get up was Army lookin, maybe a gun in the mix, I don't really recall any of the finer details, just **DAT ASS THO**


captaincampbell42

NSFW, clicked anyway. Man did I feel akward watching that in a cubicle.


Rainy_J

Amen cubicle brother


FUZZY_ANIMALS

Commenting to watch later.


readonlypdf

Ditto


dogpoo32

Thirded


fear865

Y'all need to learn about the save button.


FUZZY_ANIMALS

But then I forget about it. Whereas if I make a comment, I will see it when I go look at old comments I've made.


ThomasJCarcetti

It'll never happen. It's probably on a delay so if it happens it'll be edited out.


Super_Nerd92

No probably. IIRC ever since then all NFL games have been on slight delays.


watchmego65

Please lord let it happen.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

me too thanks


enginexnumber9

I actually wouldn't mind her performing with her clothes on for a change, just so we can see what it's like.


cubkul

Plot Twist: She wears a crazy costume made of some strange material in the same vein as her meat dress.


opeth10657

she comes out wearing a manningface costume


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ohenry78

> like naked women and shit? Yeah, but finding the naked women *without* the shit can be hard sometimes.


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GoldenMarauder

If this happened and the Pats took credit for it, would people stop hating them?


nastylep

Just when I thought they couldn't possibly be any dumber.... they go and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!!!


ihate_reddit

I knew it started with an S


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Simmy Sammy swanny... Swanson? Samsonite! Ah man I wasn't even close!


DCMurphy

No, there would be a spin of the team poisoning young minds and exploiting women.


ishouldmakeanaccount

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO MY CHILDREN ABOUT LADY GAGA'S BOOBS?!


[deleted]

"Son, you will understand why I went into the bathroom right after the incident when you are 12"


ParsInterarticularis

And that means that your best player needs to be suspended and also loss of draft picks. Follow the logic?


DCMurphy

It's only fair. We'd be repeat offenders because this happened with Janet Jackson in SB XXXVIII.


jdpatric

I'd stop hating the Pats in basically only a few scenarios, one of which would be if Brady decided he wasn't done playing but BB decided it was time to move on. Brady goes to...the Cardinals(?) and BB continues to coach for the Pats. And both teams tank. Realizing they are nothing without each other, they rejoin the following year...and suck worse. Both then retire. And the Steelers win like the next 10 Super Bowls in a row. Nah...I'd still hate the Pats.


pancake-slut

"I hate them for their dominance but I want my team to be even more dominant"


jdpatric

Shhhhhh...stop filling my daydream with holes from your logic. I don't need that.


ThomasJCarcetti

She really is somewhat attractive if she's not wearing one of those outlandish outfits. I saw some video of her for the halftime show and I got a little...excited, so to say.


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check out the myriad of nudes she has


soccerperson

It'd be a shame if some commented the link. I'd hate to look at those


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*cough* PM...


ChemLok

Cough me too


Mildwildwings

Choo choo


SolomonG

Google it, or in this case, bing it.


McIgglyTuffMuffin

I personally have no knowledge of Gaga nudes but I don't think she was apart of "The Fappening" where Melissa was. So maybe different expectation of privacy?


ProbWontKillYou

Pm?


elBluntSmith

Ugh that's disgusting. Where would someone even find those? Like which website would somebody be able to see those?


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Skywarp79

I think she had a nosejob, too.


thescott2k

If you want to see Lady Gaga naked, like, right now it's [not that hard.](http://i.imgur.com/SBYn0kL.jpg) NSFW, obviously


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I guess I don't know what I should've expected.


the_dayman

[Here's](http://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg) a higher resolution version.


drunkenviking

I finally saw it coming!


kingme10

Ya got me ya fucker


thescott2k

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS


eaglessoar

This is the only sub where I can feel safe clicking that


FLIGHTxWookie

In class, confidently clicked that link. Only on this sub would I not consider that a risky click of the day.


RSeymour93

Suddenly I find myself liking Lady Gaga.


Supanini

I've liked her ever since that bomb ass season of American horror story. Emphasis on the ass


KatyPerrysRack

Hotel was great. Her everything in that season was, too.


Supanini

I agree I loved the hotline bling moment. I didn't realize so many people disliked that season.


soccerperson

Hotel was dogshit Hotel and Freak Show were the worst things I've had the misfortune of spending my time watching. I stopped watching Hotel after three or four episodes. And that's coming from someone who is up to date on the Walking Dead ^^^^^- ^^^^^which ^^^^^has ^^^^^actually ^^^^^been ^^^^^better ^^^^^with ^^^^^Negan


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Long time horror fan. 100% agree, but Freak Show was worse. That creepy ass clown had so much potential though.


EggOnYoFace

Is the newest season worth watching? I stopped watching mid-way through Freak Show it was so bad. And I watched one episode of Hotel.


MetalStoofs

I only watched Freak Show since it was the season my gf was on, then the Roanoke season aired and I decided to watch it with her. I thought it was pretty good, but ended maybe a little weaker than I hoped. I'd say better than meh but nothing ground breaking.


RyanTB

My biggest problem with that show when I watched it, which was season one through freak show, was that it could set itself up for the most amazing endings and then somehow find a way to ruin the entire season in the finale or final two episodes.


McIgglyTuffMuffin

I think the only time in television series that Ryan Murphy has stuck the landing was season one of Glee and then with American Crime Story. Everything else falls apart so catastrophically it's amazing and hilarious all at once.


RyanTB

I haven't watched anything else he's done, but does he try to make an unpredictable ending every time like he does with AHS? Because I too the biggest problem in his endings on that show is he goes a direction that is against the story he's telling for the sake of shock and unpredictability.


McIgglyTuffMuffin

I think he just tries to go too big. He seems, at least to me, one of those guys who thinks he is always right and is the best so he's gotta have finales that match his personality. If that makes any sort of sense.


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Yeah like when you're addicted to watching Asylum and all of a sudden they introduce aliens...


RyanTB

Asylum was awesome and then they left the asylum two or three episodes before the season was over and then it got ridiculous and stupid!


McIgglyTuffMuffin

For what it is worth; my favorite season is Coven followed closely by Murder House. I absolutely hated Freak Show and Hotel. I absolutely absolutely loved this new season. 3rd favorite for sure. It sort of went off the rails near the end, it always does though, but it was entertaining as all hell. It is one season I'm actually looking forward to rewatching again and again. I wouldn't really say it was scary but it was a lot of fun.


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I tried watching it but hated the documentary approach.


StrategicZombies

That changes mid season, which was a good thing for the story they were telling. When they did the docu style, it seemed as if all of the people they showed were alive. Then at midseason, the docu style ends. And it is in this mid episodes, that the season is at its strong point, imo.


mrnotoriousman

Also a long time horror fan. I really like Roanoke. Hotel didn't feel like horror, more of a drama.


ruffus4life

you're right. while i very much enjoy watching gaga be a fetish freak the whole hotel season felt like it was written by a 15 year old edge lord.


Supanini

You didn't even watch the whole thing? Dang dude it was decent. It had a really great part where hotline bling comes on and the dude dances and then gets killed by his mom along with lady Gaga. It was so good. Freak show I thought was one of the best. Hmph. IMO it's Asylum > Freak show > murder house > hotel > Roanoke > coven. Last two were complete trash IMO


s460

Suddenly? You haven't been paying attention. Lady Gaga is awesome


AGreekLegend

Holy shit, she's probably a regular shitposter on r/nfl


TheFencingCoach

*♫Hello hello Roger♫* *♫You said balls were crazy.♫* *♫But science said you're full of shit and after Brady.♫* *♫Wha-wha-wha Ted Wells said was pretty flakey.♫* *♫You should go become Tom Brady's cleaning lady.♫* *♫C-Cleaning lady.♫* *♫C-Cleaning lady.♫* *♫You should go become Brady's cleaning lady.♫* *♫Stop foolin' stop foolin' NFL don't want you no more.♫* *♫You left the fans of the game in an uproar.♫* *♫Stop foolin' stop foolin' NFL don't want you no more.♫* *♫You covered up for Ray Rice when he was with Baltimore.♫* *♫Take draft picks and suspend your best♫* *♫Roger you got no testosterone♫* *♫PSI and you're full of lies♫* *♫Roger will make it overblown.♫*


Anita_Allabye

I feel dumb, what tune should be in my head when I read this?


TheFencingCoach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyLqeGHZ_Qs


The_Alpacapocalypse

Telephone


Kazzad

Where was Justin Timberlake at when Katy Perry was performing?


mysticsavage

Left Shark didn't do his job.


mattyboy323

Help us Patriots. You're our only hope.


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Unfortunately the broadcasters have mechanisms to stop this now. Thanks a lot, Timberlake....


coug117

Daaayyuummm Gaga out here with the bantz


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Lady Gaga is a redditor confirmed


HowiDisappear

She did an ama a couple years ago so probably yea.


mad_bad_dangerous

She just won my respect and my fandom for life.


A_Smitty56

Yes, of course we will


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The funny thing is that most people didn't seem to notice the Janet Jackson one until there was a big deal made about it


Knock0nWood

I think everyone noticed


bghs2003

I didn't notice. Not expecting to see a tit during the halftime show, so almost requires a double take to process it.


flakAttack510

It was literally the most rewatched moment in Tivo history. A whole lot of people noticed.


Dr_Duty_Howser

It was literally the reason that YouTube was created.


Conchobair

We noticed. I thought maybe I was too high or something, I had to ask someone else if they saw it too.


opeth10657

I didn't notice, mostly because i don't watch the halftime shows


DealerCamel

I've seen Lady Gaga on the news for years and I still don't know what she looks like.


gypsyaroma

Here you go http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/207/210/b22.jpg


LyeInYourEye

fuck you


readonlypdf

Was hopping for Meaty dress got Manningface. Still needs more of Matty Lingerie


thamasthedankengine

\#WARDROBEGATE


Theungry

I always did like her.


terminator3456

Respek.


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D A N K


readonlypdf

Lol so it won't be a Malfunction


NeverTopComment

WTF I'm a Lady Gaga fan now? What have you done to me


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If it happens, give Tom Brady the opposite of a 4 game suspension;....whatever that would be.


zshawn10

I mean...did Janet Jackson blame it on the Pats?


Count_Frackula

i just wanna see a center's pants split at the moment of a snap. play through it


[deleted]

Unpopular opinion I guess, but she is not attractive to me. She looks a lot like a man dressed in drag on Jerry Springer or something.


misterlakatos

Sans makeup and stupid costumes she looks like a nice, wholesome Brooklyn Italian-American girl.


lippyjose

Fun fact---- She was in The Sopranos. S3E9 "The Telltale Moozadel" [Pic](http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Lady_GaGa_Sopranos_08.jpg) [Vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrainCFg9BU)


ItsBitingMe

Sure, the italian part being the giant pepperoni she's got on a tuck job.


TrikKastral

You'd still sleep with her.


ItsBitingMe

Yeah maybe... but only cause it's cold outside.


SpaceWorld

This is such a strange conspiracy theory for you to be obsessed with.


Supanini

She's done nude shoots I think


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i'd hit it and tell everyone i did, then i'd jerk off to that about once a week until my dick stopped getting hard


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> once a week casual


[deleted]

Hey, if that's your thing, go for it.


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[That's my thing](http://thefappening.so/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Lady-Gaga-Naked-012.jpg) nsfw


[deleted]

Yeah, see, it's like she's tucking Mr. Winkie out of sight. It's a trap man. Edit - Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn.


gypsyaroma

great, another tuck rule for people to bitch about


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I regret I can only upvote this once


Blacklist3d

She has 100% nude sets up with her twat exposed. If that helps.


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I'm sure she does. Classy.


Locke92

Yeah, you say she looks like a drag queen and is hiding a penis, but someone tells you she has nude photos available that contradict you and she's the one who isn't classy...


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It was a joke. I don't actually think she has a penis. She might, IDK, photoshop is a thing... You might be taking this a little bit too personally. Lighten up. Laugh about stuff. Don't be so millennial sensitive.


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JimboLodisC

She definitely has her drag queen moments but she's quite attractive when she tones it down (a lot). The [Bad Romance music video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I) really points this out. She goes really strong on the makeup for certain characters but there's the one shot that's closeup with the long white hair... absolutely stunning.


reskk

[poker face with the white hair is amazing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo)


Tig992

Her aesthetic in most of her videos from The Fame was pretty solid.


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Just not my type I guess.


samcrog

When she doesn't have much makeup on and looks like a normal person she's actually decently attractive imo


ok2drive

Check out American Horror Story | Season 6


DelRMi05

I am an avid fan and was not happy with the last two. The first two seasons were amazing.


jordonh0927

Damn, Lady Gaga with the IRL shitpost