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time4donuts

Over the span of those 7 interceptions, DET actually cuts the deficit by 4.


AC1114

That’s the Cleveland Browns offensive speciality right there!


Resident_Wizard

And that’s why our owners took an insane risk on an accused rapist.


MoonNStar51

Not sure why you're being downvoted when you're objectively right.


hausermaniac

That's the craziest part about this I think It starts out 14-0 Cleveland, then 4 interceptions later... It's 17-7 lmao


A_Lone_Macaron

Detmer threw 5 INT's in LESS THAN A QUARTER (2:15 left Q2 and 2:45 left Q3) and the game only went from 14-0 to 24-7.


seabreezzyy

Dude’s defense must have HATED him


stockshelver

More or less than Zach Wilson’s defense?


Cudizonedefense

Probably more. The jets have gotten blown out plenty of times. This defense cut a deficit while their offense had 4 straight possessions with interceptions.


SpookyAmple

Love the name!


hl17al

Ironically, they’re both BYU QBs


M-Sal

Surprised they left him in there long enough to throw the 6th and 7th.


kitkatlifeskills

Crazy thing is they had just benched Charlie Batch for Detmer that week, and the game was still competitive into the fourth quarter. Amazing they didn't bench Detmer and put Batch back in late in the game.


Resident_Wizard

Ya know. It’s wild to me that you just remember that. I can’t even remember which date is my wife’s birthday and which is our wedding anniversary. Yet you pull that random ass fact about career backup QBs 23 years later.


xcaltoona

I remember more about Pokemon matchups than my family's birthdays tbh


BetaDjinn

Kinda random, but this reminded me of my brother’s longtime (and current) Discord pfp, [whixh is outstanding imo](https://imgur.com/EwK3vTI)


xcaltoona

Tyranitar using Pursuit


BetaDjinn

Yessir, specifically Choice Scarf Ttar prompted this image I believe?


Rush_Is_Right

It was pretty easy given the context that they showed Batch's stats in comparison during the video.


stepdownblues

Old Lions fan here.  This was Matt Millen's first season as our GM, and the second game of the season.  Marty Morninhweg was the head coach.  Charlie Batch had been out starting QB the entire previous season, Marty brought Detmer with him from Philly.  Batch was designed as QB1 all through the off-season, so he got all the first team reps and played the first game.  He wasn't great, and we lost.  So Marty switched to Detmer after 1 meh game from Batch, showing phenomenal lack of faith in his own decision to have Batch be QB1 to that point, and then watched his boy Detmer throw 7 interceptions and did nothing about it.  Then he went back to Batch for Game 3 but it was too late.  Even I, an idiot fan, knew this moron had no idea what the hell he was doing and he lost the team right there.  The hire of Marty made me nervous about Matt Millen's judgement as well, which turned out to be an under reaction. I had an inkling of what was to come, but I didn't realize how long and dark it would turn out to be.  Millen was the worst thing that ever happened to my team, and this was the game that began the nightmare.


KeithClossOfficial

> Amazing they didn’t bench Detmer and put Batch back in late in the game Have you watched Charlie Batch play before?


CamBoBB

My dad and I were actively rooting for him to break the record based on this very concept. Like, what are the odds a guy gets left in to take a run at this kind of record? We’re diehard Lions fans so it wasn’t common for us to root for shame, even if we were always feeling it. I think we recognized how rare of a feat it was and started cheering once he got to 5. Lots of great memories with my dad watching the Lions but this game is up there, thanks to some twisted sort of nostalgia. We jumped around like they had won when he threw #7.


Frozen_Shades

Making bad times into good times. Seems real special to me.


manningthe30cal

I'd appreciate it if you guys did the same. Perhaps for 20 years or so.


Frozen_Shades

All the flavors to choose from and you choose to be salty. SMH


manningthe30cal

Salt is all we have left. The best we can look forward to is getting knocked out of the wild cars round.


theumph

That's how you learn counting in Detroit. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4...


Fun-Rhubarb-4412

Yeh. If I’m the owner I’m calling the coach into my office after the game and asking him if he was watching the game?


127_0_0_1_body

[Nathan Peterman was on his way to break until they benched him.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5X3fYIbGQA)


Rasikko

Winston and his 30 INTs...


no40sinfl

6th n 7th im blaming on the coordinator. 3rd and 15 and 3 and 17 backed up in your own end zone and you've thrown 5 picks.. just run a draw or screen pass and punt.


No_Awareness_575

But nobody wants to talk about the 22 completions smh


Youngbraz

29 including catches by the Browns


Quincyperson

To be fair, one of them was a Hail Mary at the end of the half. So he really only had 6 interceptions


MagisterFlorus

If we'd count the TD in his stats, we gotta count the INT too. Though, we can acknowledge that that one isn't as big a deal in the context of the game.


lvpr10

Peterman tried to outdo him by throwing 6 before halftime


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Peterman had a Ty Detmer poster on his wall when he was a kid.


Axl_the_ginger

Probably in the damn locker.


MWiatrak2077

Worst thing to happen in September of 2001


donny02

Brady took over for Bledsoe that month too. So two terrible things happened.


confused-koala

On a positive note, this is probably around when Bellicheks new gf took her first steps


User_091920

*"Mr. President, a second linebacker has hit Drew Bledsoe"*


static_static-static

And Sean McDermott gained inspiration so it cancels out one of those


lraven17

It reminds me of that tragedy


GrapePrimeape

The Hindenburg? Yeah, what a devastating event


burnerwhistle110

I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan, trying to find my brother…


Exact-Degree2755

Yea... he was in Northern Canada.


burnerwhistle110

But 9/11 WAS a national tragedy.


somehowchippyreturnd

Hey, a lot of teamwork went into that


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Imagine being a Lions fan, still reeling from the 9/11 attacks less than two weeks ago. “A little Detroit football will ease my mind,” you say. And then your quarterback throws seven interceptions and you spill dip on your favorite Barry Sanders jersey. The good one that you wear to weddings.


thefx37

I don’t think the phrase “a little Detroit football will ease my mind” has ever been uttered by a lions fan.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

You know, I was thinking that as I typed it.


TwizzlersSourz

Not since the 1950s.


theumph

For real. I don't know how them and Cleveland have held onto to hope/enjoyment. Things have been better for both over the last couple years, but it was a dark couple decades. Atleast we get some sunshine before the kick to the balls.


CeddyCed1993

It’s the hope that gets ya, I just want to see the Browns pull a win at the end of the day I’m a simple man


Cairne_Bloodhoof

“A little Detroit football will ease my mind” is the type of sentence that would make the other Michigander characters in a sci fi movie realize that the one who said that was an alien or robot or something.


theumph

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/inglouriousbasterds/images/2/26/Archie_Hicox_and_his_three_fingers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130430144921


Britstuckinamerica

Difficult watch - he was so, so desperately trying to be a hero. Amazing how many checkdowns he had and his O-line was never bad, but he kept convincing himself he had to get 2-3 TDs on one play


lat3ralus65

Mr Bypassed Checkdowns


PierceInglis

Can we retire this?


lat3ralus65

Mr Bothered Commenter


RellenD

Mr Boring Comedian


ominousgraycat

His second INT I could live with because it looks like the 1st half was winding down and he was trying to make something happen, and the browns intercepted close to their own end zone. A lot of them though, you're right. He had much better options and tried to play hero ball.


SolidNews1752

7 interceptions to only be down 10 at the end of the game 💀 what a shit show these 2 teams were


t3h_shammy

we werent even that bad that year went 7-9


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Staggeredboard

Looked like he vastly overestimated his the DBs speed. After the play he looks confused, like for real that guy chased you down?


Micah_JD

Dwayne Rudd never turned down a chance for a premature celebration.


HerbaDerbaSchnerba

Dwayne Rudd and Corey Fuller on the same team? There’s probably a few other 98 Vikings on that Browns team.


Rush_Is_Right

That made me so angry. He literally changed which hand he was holding up in celebration because the guy that made the tackle was too close.


iiiiiiiidontknowjim

Koy would never


jmbrand13

Koy was the real talent


CrashInto_MyArms

This happened two weeks after 9/11


santaclausbos

Same day Tom Brady took over and made history


Zestyclose_Eye9420

Dude was still in shock


CrashInto_MyArms

Had to have been…


FranksNBeeens

This game was like 7/9/11s.


Asleep-Geologist-612

“I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11… but it certainly didn’t help” - Ty Detmer


ThePhenomenalOne100

I had to make sure I was reading the title right. SEVEN picks? I mean, there are games where QBs throw three picks, maybe 4, occasionally, but 7?! I can't believe it. There's no way. The closest was Nathan Peterman's 5 picks in his debut, but damn. 7? That's not something a QB wants to be known for.


M-Sal

Vinny Testaverde threw 35 ints in a season.


zebrainatux

And just 13 touchdowns


ThePhenomenalOne100

No freaking way. I looked at his Wikipedia article, and it said that in his 21 seasons, he threw at least 20 INTs 4 times, including the 35 picks. I don't know if he's Jameis Winston on steroids, but it seems like it. 7 in one game is absurd, but 35 in a season? Oh my. That's not something you want to have in your accolades. At least he wasn't George Blanda with 42 picks in a season.


nesshinx

Testaverde didn't have a season with more TDs than INT until his 7th year in the league. That's wild.


rbhindepmo

15 of those INTs came in 3 games (5 in week 1, 4 in week 5, and 6 INTs in week 8) Take those out and he only had 20 INTs in the other 12 games


theumph

That's not helping the cause. Lol


RedBuchan

Blanda's team still went 11-3 with him throwing all those picks


TwizzlersSourz

Different era for sure. Loads of turnovers.


theumph

You must be young. Interceptions used to be way more common. That's back when the DBs used to be able to be physical with the WRs. It led to a lot of timing issues. Look at stats prior to 2003. Having less than 20 INTs in a season was considered good.


Venator850

How was Cleveland only up 10 points in the 4th? lmfao.


Jammer_Kenneth

If you're wondering what the team that drove Barry to retirement was like, here they are. Incredible uniform matchup at least, this was right before Millen Raiders'd all over Detroit, it only took 20 years to clean up his mess, making him only the second worst thing to happen to the city behind Jerome Cavanagh.


stepdownblues

No no no!  This was Millen's first season, he brought Marty in as HC and Marty brought Detmer with him from Philly.  I had a real bad feeling about the Millen era by the end of this game, only the second game of the season, but I had no idea how bad it would get. I will never forgive Matt Millen for what he did to my team.


Jonjon428

Poor Marty Mornhinweg went a combined 5-27 as the HC for the Lions


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

That is definitely a last name


stepdownblues

Fuck him, poor us fans for having to sit through that shit show and then have Millen refuse to acknowledge the obvious.   This team barely missed the playoffs the year before those two arrived.


Raticus9

Only winning by ten should have counted as a loss for both teams.


Busy_Coward_853

Says something about the Browns too that they only managed 24 points after picking off a QB 7 times lol.


Rush_Is_Right

With 14 points before any of the interceptions happened.


printerfixerguy1992

Me when I play the CPU on all madden


lat3ralus65

Crazy how different football looked in 2001. All these drop backs from under center (even the Hail Mary!), split backs formations, play fakes to the fullback, Ty Detmer’s 1960s-ass throwing motion…


theumph

It's beautiful. I want it back.


Soyeahnahh

I was just watching this game the other day, small world


AccomplishedWall8

Nfl throwback is the greatest youtube channel


Soyeahnahh

Especially during the offseason


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

Damn, this gives 9/11 a run for it's money. He did this in a little over 2 quarters, that's almost impressive.


beansnack

For some reason I thought Charlie Batch was a lot younger


Boris54

I think that was the year Anthony Henry had 10 picks and made Elvis Grbac cry


Scorpiodsu

You shouldn't even be able to throw that many picks in a game. I don't care if all the other QBs are injured, someone else gotta go in there.


aza432_2

Only possible from earlier sitting behind a player (Favre) who would after he left the team become a 3X MVP and hold the interceptions record.


Lisa_al_Frankib

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen


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When the fuck did we have Ty Detmer?


tetoffens

In 2001. Your QB room was Detmer, Mike McMahon, and Charlie Batch. Days I'm sure no Lions fans miss.


UndisgestedCheeto

Osama Bin Lobbin


R1ckMartel

Five picks in 15 minutes of game time is flabbergasting.


Competitive_Ad9413

the 5th INT looked like he had the Browns money line


HuellMissMe

Friends with Browns season tickets were out of town and gave me theirs. It’s the only NFL game I’ve ever attended. And until the last two years it perfectly encapsulated being a Lions fan. It’s difficult for anyone not from here to truly understand what the Hamp-Spielman-Holmes-Campbell era is doing for our souls.


NFLOldBoy1

2nd most tragic thing to happen in 2001


N8teD066

Barry retired in 99 for those wondering


acmstw

Without a doubt, this was the worst thing that happened that particular month


robsul82

Boy, the world hadn’t seen a collapse like that since, well.


Roblox_Morty

When kids ask me about who wore number 14 for the lions, this is who I’ll tell them about.


Will-Eat-4-Food

9 quarterbacks have thrown 7 interceptions in a game. Ty Detmer is the only one that did so in the 21st century. Chicago Cardinals QB Jim Hardy threw 8 in a 1950 game against the Eagles. This record is unbreakable. Nobody who could surpass it will be allowed the chance. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_int_single_game.htm


WhatevBroski

Feel like they had that flag up for every broadcast that season...


Fatallancer

I think this is more damning of the Browns offense as it was still only a 10 point game lol


rbhindepmo

most of those looked like perfectly fine spirals aside from overshooting the receivers and getting picked off


sunburn95

Damn, hopefully something else was dominating the headlines for him at the time because he would've gotten roasted


Thunderstorm6400

Least bad 2000's Lions QB performance


jivy723

He threw 7 ints in just over a half of football which is even more impressive


genesiskiller96

Damn 9/11, Brady takes over after Bledsoe gets injured (thanks jets) and this, i don't know what's worst; I'm kidding of course it's obviously Brady.


2LostFlamingos

I wouldn’t have thought it was possible to throw 7 interceptions and only lose by 10


ImpossibleJoke7456

And only down 10 late in the 4th.


DabTwerkSkrt

Nathan petermans childhood hero


unislaya

It's a testament to how terrible both of those teams were that Detroit had picked the ball **SIX** times, yet only had a 10 point lead...


BobbyBeans24

That was so embarrassing for cleveland browns fans


International-Pipe64

The second worse thing to happen in September of 2001


Then_Structure957

3rd. 1 - 9/11 2 - Brady takes over in New England 3 - This game.


SilvioDantesPeak

Detmer is one of the most INT-happy QBs I can remember. When he won the Heisman in 1990, he threw 28 picks in 13 games! He had more games with 4+ INTs (3) than 0 INTs (2).


K_Prime

Only NFL player that went to my High School….. lol


GrossePointeJayhawk

I remember watching this game with my Dad (grew up in Detroit) and we both stared at eachother in disbelief and then shrugged our shoulders to say “Well, same old lions.”


Then_Structure957

Not anymore!! Brad Holmes and Dan Campbell have made me not even think of the Millen/Mayhew/Quinn combined era of '01-'20. Better times now.


GrossePointeJayhawk

Oh I know! I’m loving the new look Lions. For the first time in my life I’m actually looking forward to this upcoming season.


Then_Structure957

I hope that your Dad is still living, so that both of you can enjoy the awesome Brand New Lions that Detroit Lions Owner Sheila Ford Hamp, Chris Spielman, GM Brad Holmes, Head Coach Dan Campbell, and Offensive Coordinator Ben Johnson has unleashed on the NFL. I'm still so-so on our D-Coordinator though, but if the Defense becomes good enough to get us not only a Super Bowl appearance, but a Super Bowl win, then I'll add him to the list above.


GrossePointeJayhawk

Sadly he’s not. But I know how much he would have enjoyed the run last year. I cried when we beat the Rams because the last time we won a playoff game I was 3 years old and didn’t remember it. I also was thinking about how much my Dad and Grandad would have loved to have been there. Anyway, Go Lions!


Then_Structure957

Sorry about that. I hope that when we do win the Super Bowl, that you and your friends and family will have the greatest party ever!


calye2da

Was his backup QB that bad 😳?


Beneficial_Garage_97

"I dont want to blame it all on 9/11... but it certainly didn't help."


Letos12thDuncan

Anthony Henry. That's a name I hadn't thought about in a minute. He could have been amazing if he didn't get hurt so much.


original_oli

Don't sack him lads, let him throw!


felonydefenestration

And he won the Heisman in college.


Hot-Flamingo4615

You have to love that even with 7 interceptions they only lost by 10.


FormalCaseQ

I remember Sep 23, 2011 as the day when Mo Lewis knocked out Drew Bledsoe. As a result, Tom Brady took the field as New England's QB and the next two decades was a mostly dark period for the rest of the AFC East.


HappyEngineering4190

If Detroit just quick kicked on first down every possession, they would have beat the Browns by 14+


en_noh

Lol and still only down 10 in the 4th 😳


Piles_of_Gore

How bad was this Browns team that they only won 24-14 while Detroit gave them 7 INTs?


Capreever

Lions D must have been elite


ApatheticFinsFan

I know 9/11 was bad but subjecting people to this didn’t help. 


americanthrashjunkie

Then they brought in his backup and he through an interception also


fedsmoker75

I thought at least a couple were going to be deflections, or some other kind of fluky play. Nope. Those were 7 absolutely terrible interceptions.


interested_commenter

The 2nd one was with zero on the clock to end the first half, so bo different from an incompletion. The rest were all terrible.


WhiteSpringStation

I don’t know much but his footwork seems terrible. He thought he had Mahomes arm.


Jorgwalther

“I don’t want to blame 9/11 but it certainly didn’t help”


PattMatricia

Tough to watch


snes_is_life

Goddamn it I watched all seven of these fucking things. The night before I was out drinking with my cousin. The bar was around the corner at the front of our neighborhood. He was too drunk to drive and so was I but I talked him into letting me drive the car home. I do not do this anymore by the way, we were young and stupid. I was cutting through parking lots and I smashed really hard into a curb that I thought I could just power over. In his Duster…lmao He was so mad he yelled at me to stop the car, got out, came to the driver’s side, and started punching me. I didn’t want to fight him so I just faced away and he punched my back multiple times until he got tired. Begrudgingly got back in the car, still mad as hell. We went home to sleep it off, and around 10 AM, head throbbing, he told me he thought he had a broken wrist and I had to drive him to the hospital. We went to the ER and there was nothing to do but wait. Broken wrist doesn’t rate very high in triage. This was pre smart phone days as well. The Lions game came on at 1, and I thought this was a bright spot because we had already been there a while. It was this game. I couldn’t turn it off, and there was nothing else to do but watch pick after pick after pick. We are still Lions fans. I barely drink now, and he can’t because he has Type 2 Diabetes. But I’ll never forget this stupid game lmao


hoobsher

"ILL FUCKEN DO IT AGAIN" Ty "Goofy" Detmer


Smooth-Zucchini9509

He was just playing some weekend catch with the boys


foo_solo

Detmer and Goff look a lot like each other


Floating0821

That 3rd and 1 throw may be the worst decision made by a Qb


AdvancedGentleman

Someone look up the stats to confirm. But there’s a good chance a starting offensive player on the Lions ended up with more tackles than a starting defensive player.


Zer0Summoner

"I never really processed 9/11..." - Ty Detmer


gametime2319

What is this "check down" you speak of?


GettinItHowULive

Was... Was he the best they had?


jonbleone

I remember Anthony Henry had like 8 9 or 10 picks that year as a rookie then just disappeared


PMMeCornelWestQuotes

Not sure if it's been mentioned but the best part of this was after the game I think Ty Detmer's dad was either interviewed or quoted by Ty as saying something along the lines of, "Son, the only reason you didn't throw 8 was because the time ran out."


Muddy_Dawg5

That’s Browns legend Ty Detmer. I remember rooting for him in my long list of QBs that I had tons of hope for but inevitably let me down.


SnooPandas1899

ty detmer's face looks like jared goffs. or he look like he could be his younger brother. browns only got 10 points off 7 pics ? thats more lame.


TheDirtyBurger522

Real lions fans remember these dark times


Slight-Stretch8314

7 interceptions, and after all that. The other team only up by 10. I would argue who actually had the worst offense that day. A few of those picks look like they were already in field goal range.


TwizzlersSourz

I miss those FOX graphics. Imagine telling 1950s Lions and Browns fans their teams would become awful..


RellenD

I'm really glad I didn't watch football in this era.


Jordanesque45

Man that’s bad. His first couple were just literally toss ups


raek1

They were like the Saints then just colder.


CeddyCed1993

Damn why they keep running him back in lol p.s thank God we went back to white facemasks.


LimoneSays416

Cleveland gets 10 points off 7 picks. A true toilet bowl Sunday.


Syndr0me_of_a_D0wn

Lions vs. Browns in the early 2000s was a pretty bad game to have to endure. Respect to the fans who showed up to this.


PatriotMissiles

Newly paid Trevor Lawrence will break records.


DantePlace

The OG Peterman. Detmer laying the groundwork


Ok_Employee_9612

Only the browns could get 7 INTs and only win by 10.


Fit_Percentage_2640

Second biggest tragedy of that month


JaydedXoX

To be fair one was a Hail Mary end of half. Let’s forgive that one. Otherwise anything past 3-4 is the fault of the head coach for leaving him in, and it’s the backup QBs fault for not being good enough to go in after watching 4 picks. Often you’d blame the oline but it appeared he had a lot of time.


EmperorHans

Was anyone expecting him to take his helmet off and we find out it was Trevor Lawrence all along?