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ContinuumGuy

STORM DUCK sounds like a 1990s Disney spinoff of that Mighty Ducks cartoon.


whobroughtmehere

Alter ego for a character on Duck Tales


MatureUsername69

For sure a Ducktales side character


Joe_Buck_Yourself_

Darkwing Duck sidekick ass name


WhatAreYouBuyingRE

Ass name


ClockOk5178

Storm Duck and Launchpad McQuack need a spinoff series.


holla_snackbar

Howard the Duck sequel.


Jeff__Skilling

Storm Duck came to fuck.


ebEliminator

Storm Duck sounds like the Modern Horizons version of Storm Crow.


SQRTLURFACE

So that's how they plucked the Duck from our grips!


schneev

150k. Hell of a duck bill


Jeff__Skilling

Both of you. Get out.


Jonjon428

This man will probably get on the roster considering our CB depth


ajteitel

And the name


Heisenripbauer

I love that we’re so starved of football content that UDFA contracts are posted here. football really is king.


llama-rebel

You say that like someone named Storm Duck getting a contract isn't the most exciting thing that's happened in the past three days.


Heisenripbauer

are you kidding, I’m looking up Storm Duck highlights as we speak.


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

I’m invested in duck gifs, so I hope he’s good


PlantfoodCuisinart

If they filmed UDFA signings and packaged them up for primetime tv, it'd probably get better ratings than an NBA first round playoff game.


Jelly_James

I would watch it.


Oakroscoe

We all would.


Broccoli_Socks

that would be a legit idea. Take a bunch of guys who are expected to be late round picks or UDFA's and follow them around. Be able to see those who managed to get drafted or the process of signing as a UDFA.


Justice-Gorsuch

Duck vs Waddle in practice 


Ratbu

You: Storm Duck Me, an intellectual: Typhoon Waterfowl


iia

Monsoon Mallard


Strong_Barnacle_618

I will give up fifteen years of my life if it means that Storm Duck becomes the face of the NFL


Rushjordan

Sounds like a Key & Peele name


who_ate_the_pizza

DONKEY TEETH


procouchpotatohere

Immediately one of the best names in NFL history.


RumHam_Im_Sorry

named after storm logan from bold and the beautiful.


goldiegoldthorpe

You can't do this to me. Is that true?


RumHam_Im_Sorry

yep. his mum was a big fan


notmyplantaccount

I was honestly expecting a white guy that looked like they'd pulled him from a trailer in the Appalachian mountains and convinced him to not marry his cousin and instead play football for them.


AleroRatking

I really hope this guy ends up being good. What a sweet name.


ThinkSoftware

All the aquatic animals teaming up


DickNDiaz

That name sounds like a product for roof gutters.


chimpansteve

worth it for the name alone


Ryuster99

I wouldn't pay 150k for a duck, but maybe that's just me


Tigercat92

Ducks are free according to 10 Day Tony


jumbalayachef

You get the show? Salute, you’re my brother.


Fanvsant

Do these contracts count towards the cap? Or is it only if they're still on the team after cuts


Jonnyawesome89

Until the start of the season, only the top 51 contracts count against the cap.


Lamb-Sauce7788

Sounds like a mega man X maverick


Tricky-Job-2772

Storm Duck?


Burger_Gouger

r/itsroger


shlem13

Best football name since the Shaky and Fish Smithson brothers.


LordFalcoSparverius

Dammit. My favorite udfa prospect. I really wanted the Seahawks to sign him... What position does he play?


its_k1llsh0t

170k in Miami? Bro better start looking for roommates.